WSFFL hat-tricks

Our records only go back to the start of the 2000/01 season so sadly the likes of Alan Shearer, Andy Cole, Ian Wright, Michael Owen and Robbie Fowler (to name just a few) are under-represented.

Still, let's enjoy what we've got.

Players with multiple hat-tricks

12 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore)
8 - Erling Haaland (Real Muppets)

8 - Thierry Henry (Claymore)

6 - Luis Suarez (The CFJs)
6 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix)

5 - Harry Kane (four for FCK2, 1 for Markian United)

5 - Raheem Sterling (Real Muppets)
5 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred West LG XI)
4 - Dimitar Berbatov (Fred West LG XI)

4 - Frank Lampard (Boston Rock)
4 - Wayne Rooney (Claymore)
4 - Yakubu Aiyegbeni (three for San Dimas, one for Dead Parrots)
3 - Carlos Tevez (Real Muppets)

3 - Cristiano Ronaldo (one for Real Muppets, two for Claymore)
3 - Didier Drogba (Fred West LG XI)
3 - Emmanuel Adebayor (Aardvark Abacus)

3 - Fernando Torres (two for Trusted, one for Fred)
3 - Jermain Defoe (two for Boston Rock, one for Fred)
3 - Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink (Aardvark Abacus)
3 - Michael Owen (Trusted By Millions)
3 - Nicolas Anelka (two for Aardvarks, one for CFJs)

3 - Phil Foden (Real Muppets)
3 - Robbie Keane (Aardvark Abacus)
3 - Romelu Lukaku (San Dimas)

3 - Son Heung-Min (Aardvark Abacus)
3 - Theo Walcott (San Dimas)
2 - Alexis Sanchez (The CFJs)
2 - Andy Carroll (one for Boston Rock, one for FCK2)

2 - Chris Wood (one for Cheese Makers, one for Wheel Madrid)
2 - Clint Dempsey (Boston Rock)

2 - Demba Ba (Final Fantasy)
2 - Eden Hazard (Fred West LG XI)

2 - Gabriel Jesus (Trusted By Millions)

2 - Gareth Bale (CFJs)

2 - Ivan Toney (Wateringhole Society)

2 - Jamie Vardy (Wheel Madrid)
2 - Kevin Nolan (Boston Rock)

2 - Kevin Schade (YTFIB)
2 - Les Ferdinand (Viola's Pier)
2 - Mario Balotelli (Fabulous Artisans)
2 - Mark Viduka (Real Muppets)
2 - Maxi Rodriguez (York's)

2 - Ray Parlour (Mega Bucks)

2 - Riyad Mahrez (one for Athletico Phoenix, one for San Dimas)
2 - Sadio Mane (Real Muppets)

2 - Yossi Benayoun (Groove Machine)

Five goals in a game

1 - Dimitar Berbatov (FWLG XI)

1 - Jermain Defoe (Boston Rock)

1 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore)

Four goals in a game

2 - Cole Palmer (Trusted)

2 - Frank Lampard (Boston Rock)

2 - Gabriel Jesus (Trusted) *

2 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore)

1 - Andrei Arshavin (Final Fantasy)

1 - Dimitar Berbatov (FWLG XI)

1 - Edin Dzeko (Trusted)

1 - Erling Haaland (Muppets)

1 - Gini Wijnaldum (Claymore)

1 - Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink (Aardvarks)

1 - Luis Suarez (The CFJs)

1 - Mark Viduka (Muppets)

1 - Michail Antonio (Mega Bucks)

1 - Michael Owen (Trusted)

1 - Robbie Keane (Aardvarks)

1 - Romelu Lukaku (San Dimas)

1 - Saido Berahino (San Dimas)

1 - Son Heung-Min (Aardvarks) 

1 - Thierry Henry (Claymore)

By season (number in brackets is number of goals scored if greater than three)

2025/26

Week 2 - Jurrien Timber (Muppets) v The Wateringhole Society**

2024/25 (12 hat-tricks by 10 different players)

FA Cup QF - Omar Marmoush (Fabulous Artisans) v Markian

Week 19 - Chris Wood (Wheel Madrid) v Mega Bucks

Week 17 - Dango Ouattara (Mega Bucks) v The CFJs

Week 16 - Amad Diallo (Muppets) v Mega Bucks

FA Cup R1 - James McAtee (Trusted) v Real Muppets

Week 14 - Alexander Isak (Trusted) v The Wateringhole Society

Charity Shield QF Replay - Kevin Schade (YTFIB) v Real Muppets*

Week 11 - Kevin Schade (YTFIB) v Nil Satis*

Week 6 - Cole Palmer (4) (Trusted) v San Dimas

Week 3 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v Nil Satis

Week 2 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v The Wateringhole Society

Week 2 - Noni Madueke (Trusted) v Claymore Athletic FC

2023/24 (13 hat-tricks by 12 different players)

Week 30 - Jean-Phillipe Mateta (Trusted) v Claymore

Week 29 - Josko Gvardiol (San Dimas) v FW LG XI **

Week 28 - Erling Haaland (4) (Muppets) v Mega Bucks

Week 25 - Cole Palmer (4) (Trusted) v YTFIB

FA Cup SF - Phil Foden (Muppets) v Markian

Week 20 - Jarrod Bowen (Artisans) v Trusted

Week 18 - Phil Foden (Muppets) v San Dimas

Week 18 - Matheus Cunha (Claymore) v YTFIB

Week 17 - Elijah Adebayo (SGU) v Markian

Charity Shield QF - Eddie Nketiah (Artisans) v San Dimas

Week 6 - Ollie Watkins (Aardvarks) v San Dimas

Week 4 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v Cheese Makers

Week 4 - Son Heung-Min (Aardvarks) v Markian

2022/23 (seven hat-tricks by four different players)

Week 15 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v Claymore

PCMT QF - Phil Foden (Muppets) v Cheese Makers 

PCMT QF - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v Cheese Makers

PCMT QF - Leandro Trossard (Trusted) v The CFJs

Week 5 - Ivan Toney (Wateringhole Society) v Aardvarks

Week 4 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v Nil Satis

Week 3 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v The CFJs

2021/22 (12 hat-tricks by ten different players)

Week 26 - Gabriel Jesus (4) (Trusted) v  San Dimas *

Week 25 - Gabriel Jesus (4) (Trusted) v The Wateringhole Society *

Week 25 - Cristiano Ronaldo (Claymore) v Markian

Week 24 - Son Heung-Min (Aardvarks) v Wheel Madrid

FA Cup Semi-final - Cristiano Ronaldo (Claymore) v Cheese Makers

Week 22 - Ivan Toney (Wateringhole Society) v The CFJs

FA Cup Quarter-final - Raheem Sterling (Real Muppets) v Stanley 

Week 17 - Jack Harrison (Mega Bucks) v Trusted

Week 7 - Mohamed Salah (Fred) v Mega Bucks

Week 7 - Mason Mount (Artisans) v Muppets

Week 6 - Roberto Firmino (Artisans) v Fred

Week 1 - Bruno Fernandes (Fred) v San Dimas

2020/21 (nine hat-tricks by nine different players)

Week 26 - Gareth Bale (CFJs) v San Dimas

Week 25 - Chris Wood (Cheese Makers) v Nil Satis

FA Cup semi-final - Kelechi Iheanacho (Real Muppets) v San Dimas

FA Cup 1st Round - Carlos Vinicius (San Dimas) v YTFIB

Charity Shield QF - Riyad Mahrez (San Dimas) v The CFJs

Week 5 - Patrick Bamford (Fabulous Artisans) v Wheel Madrid

Week 3 - Jamie Vardy (Wheel Madrid) v Cheese Makers

Week 2 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Nil Satis) v Claymore

Week 2 - Son Heung-Min (4) (Aardvarks) v Real Muppets

2019/20 (11 hat-tricks by 10 different players)

Week 27 - Raheem Sterling (Real Muppets) v Markian
Week 27 - Michail Antonio (4) (Mega Bucks) v Claymore
Week 23 - Anthony Martial (Stanley Athletic FC) v Markian
Week 17 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Nil Satis
PCMT QF - Jamie Vardy (Wheel Madrid) v FW LG XI
Charity Shield QF - Christian Pulisic (Wateringhole Society) v Nil Satis
Charity Shield QF - Ayoze Perez (Athletico Phoenix) v YTFIB
Week 5 - Bernardo Silva (Trusted) v Markian
PCMT 1st Round - Tammy Abraham (CFJs) v Nil Satis
Week 2 - Teemu Pukki (Claymore) v San Dimas
Week 1 - Raheem Sterling (Muppets) v Markian

2018/19 (nine hat-tricks by seven different players)

Week 27 Lucas Moura (Fred) v Cheese Makers
Week 24 - Raheem Sterling (Muppets) v YTFIB
Week 21 - Gerard Deulofeu (Fabulous Artisans) v YTFIB
Week 20 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v FW LG XI
FA CUP QF - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Trusted
Week 18 - Diogo Jota (Aardvarks) v Mega Bucks
FA Cup 1st Round - Fernando Llorente (CFJs) v Real Muppets
PCMT 1st Round - Eden Hazard (FW LG XI) v Markian
Week 2 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v The CFJs

2017/18 (six hat-tricks by four different players)

FA Cup QF - Sergio Aguero (4) (Claymore) v Markian
Week 19 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Athletico Phoenix
Week 16 - Harry Kane (Markian) v YTFIB
Week 12 - Wayne Rooney (Claymore) v Mega Bucks
Week 5 - Alvaro Morata (CFJs) v Markian
PCMT 1st Round - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Aardvarks

2016/17 (seven hat-tricks by five different players)

Week 30 - Harry Kane (FCK2) v Cheese Makers
Week 19 - Romelu Lukaku (4) (San Dimas) v Trusted
Week 16 - Harry Kane (FCK2) v The CFJs
Week 15 - Andre Gray (Trusted) v Claymore
PCMT Semi Final - Salomon Rondon (FW LG XI) v Claymore
Week 12 - Alexis Sanchez (CFJs) v FCK2
PCMT 1st Round - Romelu Lukaku (San Dimas) v Wheel Madrid

2015/16 (12 hat-tricks by 11 different players)

Week 30 - Olivier Giroud (Claymore) v Aardvarks
Week 28 - Sadio Mane (Muppets) v The CFJs
FA Cup Final - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Fred
Week 26 - Andy Carroll (FCK2) v San Dimas
Week 16 - Jermain Defoe (FW LG XI) v Cheese Makers
Week 12 - Riyad Mahrez (Athletico Phoenix) v San Dimas
Week 8 - Harry Kane (FCK2) v Aardvarks
Week 7 - Gini Wijnaldum (4) (Claymore) v Trusted
Week 7 - Raheem Sterling (Real Muppets) v Cheese Makers
PCMT QF - Sergio Aguero (5) (Claymore) v Nil Satis
Week 6 - Alexis Sanchez (CFJs) v Aardvarks
Week 3 - Callum Wilson (Final Fantasy) v Muppets

2014/15 (10 hat-tricks by nine different players)

Week 30 - Theo Walcott (San Dimas) v Aardvarks
Week 29 - Sadio Mane (Muppets) v Claymore
Week 28 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Athletico Phoenix
Week 25 - Yannick Bolasie (San Dimas) v Final Fantasy
Week 23 - Harry Kane (FCK2) v Final Fantasy
Week 18 - Jon Walters (San Dimas) v Fabulous Artisans
FA Cup 1st Round - Saido Berahino (4) (San Dimas) v FCK2
Week 14 - Charlie Austin (Mega Bucks) v The CFJs
Week 7 - Sergio Aguero (4) (Claymore) v Trusted
PCMT 1st Round - Diego Costa (Athletico Phoenix) v The CFJs

2013/14 (seven hat-tricks by five different players)

Week 24 - Yaya Toure (Final Fantasy) v FCK2
Week 24 - Luis Suarez (CFJs) v Athletico Phoenix
Week 22 - Andre Schurrle (Fred) v Trusted
Week 19 - Eden Hazard (Fred) v Dead Parrots
Week 17 - Samuel Eto'o (CFJs) v Trusted
PCMT SF - Luis Suarez (4) (CFJs) v Fabulous Artisans
PCMT QF - Luis Suarez (CFJs) v Aardvarks

2012/13 (12 hat-tricks by nine different players)

Week 30 - Kevin Nolan (Boston Rock) v Aardvarks
Week 30 - Romelu Lukaku (San Dimas) v Nil Satis
Week 29 - Daniel Sturridge (Muppets) v San Dimas
Week 27 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Fabulous Artisans *
Week 26 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Final Fantasy *
Week 22 - Luis Suarez (CFJs) v Fred
Week 22 - Shinji Kagawa (Muppets) v Fabulous Artisans
Week 15 - Theo Walcott (San Dimas) v Dead Parrots
PCMT Final - Gareth Bale (CFJs)v San Dimas
Week 14 - Santi Cazorla (Athletico Phoenix) v YTFIB
PCMT 1st Round - Luis Suarez (CFJs) v YTFIB
Week 3 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Mega Bucks

2011/12 (18 hat-tricks by 14 different players)

Week 28 - Luis Suarez (CFJs) v Boston Rock
Week 28 - Fernando Torres (Fred) v Muppets
Week 26 - Carlos Tevez (Muppets) v Final Fantasy
Week 21 - Pavel Pogrebnyak (San Dimas) v Mega Bucks
Week 19 - Peter Odemwingie (San Dimas) v Dead Parrots
Week 18 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Aardvarks
Week 17 - Clint Dempsey (CFJs) v San Dimas
FA Cup 1st Round - Clint Dempsey (CFJs) v Aardvarks
Week 12 - Yakubu Aiyegbeni (Dead Parrots) v Cheese Makers
Week 9 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Dead Parrots
Week 9 - Demba Ba (Final Fantasy) v Nil Satis
PCMT 1st Round - Frank Lampard (Boston Rock) v Nil Satis
PCMT 1st Round - Andy Johnson (Final Fantasy) v CFJs
Week 6 - Demba Ba (Final Fantasy) v Claymore
Week 4 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Boston Rock
Week 4 - Wayne Rooney (Claymore) v Boston Rock
Week 3 - Wayne Rooney (Claymore) v Trusted
Week 3 - Edin Dzeko (4) (Trusted) v Claymore

2010/11 (14 hat-tricks by 10 different players)

Week 28 - Maxi Rodriguez (York's) v Dead Parrots
Week 27 - Maxi Rodriguez (York's) v Trusted
Week 20 - Carlos Tevez (Muppets) v San Dimas
Week 19 - Dimitar Berbatov (Fred) v Boston Rock
Week 19 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Fabulous Artisans
FA Cup 1st Round - Diomansy Kamara (York's) v Nil Satis
Week 16 - Mario Balotelli (Fabulous Artisans) v Fred*
Week 15 - Mario Balotelli (Fabulous Artisans) v Claymore*
Week 12 - Dimitar Berbatov (5) (Fred) v Fabulous Artisans
Week 8 - Kevin Nolan (Boston Rock) v Fabulous Artisans
Week 4 - Dimitar Berbatov (Fred) v York's
Week 2 - Theo Walcott (San Dimas) v Bassett Allsorts
Week 2 - Andy Carroll (Boston Rock) v York's
Week 1 - Didier Drogba (Fred) v Mega Bucks

2009/10 (10 hat-tricks by nine different players)

Week 30 - Didier Drogba (Fred) v Claymore
Week 28 - Solomon Kalou (Bassett Allsorts) v Fabulous Artisans
Week 25 - Frank Lampard (4) (Boston Rock) v Fred
Week 25 - Carlos Tevez (Muppets) v Mega Bucks
Week 10 - Jermain Defoe (5) (Boston Rock) v Fabulous Artisans
Week 5 - Fernando Torres (Trusted) v CFJs
Week 5 - Robbie Keane (4) (Aardvarks) v Real Muppets
Week 4 - Thomas Vermaelen (Muppets) v CFJs**
Week 3 - Yossi Benayoun (Groove Machine) v Athletico Phoenix*
PCMT 1st Round Replay - Yossi Benayoun (Groove Machine) v Dead Parrots*

2008/09 (six hat-tricks by six different players)

Week 26 - Andrei Arshavin (4) (Final Fantasy) v Nil Satis
Week 23 - Steven Gerrard (Trusted) v Mega Bucks
Week 8 - Nicolas Anelka (CFJs) v York's
Week 7 - Robinho (Trusted) v San Dimas
Week 3 - Emmanuel Adebayor (Aardvarks) v Boston Rock
Week 1- Gabriel Agbonlahor (Muppets) v Dynamo Kev

2007/08 (12 hat-tricks by 11 different players)

Week 30 - Afonso Alves (Claymore) v Groove Machine
Week 28 - Emmanuel Adebayor (Aardvarks) v Fred
Week 22 - Frank Lampard (4) (Boston Rock) v San Dimas
Week 20 - Fernando Torres (Trusted) v Fred
Week 19 - John Carew (Aardvarks) v Nil Satis
Week 17 - Benjani Mwaruwari (Groove Machine) v Final Fantasy
Week 16 - Cristiano Ronaldo (Muppets) v Boston Rock
Week 15 - Dimitar Berbatov (4) Fred v Mega Bucks
Week 13 - Roque Santa Cruz (Melwood) v (Marmosets)
Week 13 - Marcus Bent (Trusted) v Aardvarks
Week 12 - Yakubu Aiyegbeni (San Dimas) v Aardvarks
Week 5 - Emmanuel Adebayor (Aardvarks) v Dead Parrots

2006/07 (four hat-tricks by four different players)

Week 24 - Peter Crouch (York's) v Imaginary Boys
FA Cup 1st Round - Frank Lampard (Boston Rock) v Groove Machine
Week 9 - Didier Drogba (Fred) v Aardvarks
Week 7 - Wayne Rooney (Claymore) v Boston Rock

2005/06 (five hat-tricks by four different players)

Week 30 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Aardvarks
Week 18 - Luke Moore (Prettier Thank You) v York's
Week 16 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Dead Parrots
Week 12 - Henri Camara (Nil Satis) v Real Muppets
PCMT 1st Round - Marlon Harewood (The Dead Parrots)

2004/05 (seven hat-tricks by five different players)

Week 25 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v San Dimas
Week 24 - Robert Earnshaw (Claymore) v Kylie Bumcheeks
Week 23 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Boston Rock*
FA Cup Semi-final - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Boston Rock*
Week 18 - Jermain Defoe (Boston Rock) v Thommo's Titans
Week 7 - Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink (Aardvarks) v Final Fantasy
Week 3 - Yakubu Aiyegbeni (San Dimas) v Fred

2003/04 (seven hat-tricks by seven different players)

Week 30 - Yakubu Aiyegbeni (San Dimas) v Final Fantasy
Week 28 - Thierry Henry (4) (Claymore) v Thommo's Titans
Week 25 - Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink (Aardvarks) v Mega Bucks
Week 12 - Robbie Keane (Aardvarks) v Prettier Than You
Week 6 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred) v Elland Road Big Boys
Week 6 - Steve Watson (Claymore) v Aardvarks
Week 4- Nicolas Anelka (Aardvarks) v Elland Road Big Boys

2002/03 (11 hat-tricks by eight different players)

Week 30 - Freddie Ljungberg (Fred) v Kylie Bumcheeks
Week 29 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred) v Prettier Than You
FA Cup Final - Michael Owen (4) (Trusted) v Aardvarks
Week 27 - Paul Scholes (Aardvarks) v Prettier Than You
Week 26 - Mark Viduka (Real Muppets) v Mega Bucks
Week 25 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred) v San Dimas
FA Cup QF - Steed Malbranque (Claymore) v San Dimas
Week 19 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Fred
Week 11 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred) v Nil Satis
Week 6 - Michael Owen (Trusted) v Nil Satis
Week 2 - Nicolas Anelka (Aardvarks) v Groove Machine

2001/02 (four hat-tricks by four different players)

Week 27 - Fredi Bobic (Real Muppets) v Boston Rock
Week 15 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred) v Boston Rock
Week 8 - Robbie Fowler (Elland Road Big Boys) v Trusted
PCMT 1st Round - Robbie Keane (Aardvarks) v Short Straw

2000/01 (13 hat-tricks by 11 different players)

Week 33 - Michael Owen (Trusted) v Mega Bucks
Week 28 - Marcus Stewart (Short Straw) v Claymore
Week 26 - Sylvain Wiltord (Nil Satis) v Groove Machine
Week 19 - Kevin Phillips (Trusted) v Willy Shakey
Week 19 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Prettier Than You
League Cup 1st Round 2nd Replay - Ray Parlour (Mega Bucks) v Donkey Derby County*
Week 16 - Ray Parlour (Mega Bucks) v Trusted*
League Cup 1st Round - Les Ferdinand (Viola's Pier) v Nil Satis*
Week 14 - Les Ferdinand (Viola's Pier) v York's*
Week 11 - Mark Viduka (4) (Real Muppets) v Boston Rock
Week 10 - Teddy Sheringham (Mega Bucks) v Boston Rock
Week 9 - Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink (4) (Aardvarks) v Trusted
Week 8 - Emile Heskey (Short Straw) v Prettier Than You


*Matches took place in same Premier League game week
**Two goals and a clean sheet