Sunday, 22 March 2026

Week 24 Results - Decisive move from the Artisans?

Aardvark Abacus 4 v 2 Trusted By Millions 
Cheese Makers 5 v 1 Markian United
Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 2 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 0 v 1 Claymore Athletic FC 
San Dimas High School 2 v 2 The Cow-Faced Juniors
Stanley and Gracie United 3 v 2 Real Muppets 
The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 0 The Wateringhole Society
YTFIB 4 v 1 Wheel Madrid

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1The Fabulous Artisans24174354292555
2Real Muppets24153657362148
3The Wateringhole Society24151863432046
4Cheese Makers24116755431239
5Aardvark Abacus24116746351139
6Stanley and Gracie United2411675042839
7The Cow-Faced Juniors24115854441038
8Claymore Athletic FC24113104539636
9San Dimas High School2471073341-831
10Trusted By Millions2485114141029
11Garth Crooks' Team of the Week2484123445-1128
12Mega Buck Bandits2483133650-1427
13Markian United2475123642-626
14YTFIB2465133450-1623
15Nil Satis Nisi Optimum2465132753-2623
16Wheel Madrid2425171951-3211

Four more wins*. That’s what the Artisans will need at the most to bag their first title after this week’s results. Ben’s team dealt a huge blow to Kiran’s chance of catching him with a 1-0 win courtesy of Milos Kerkez reading an ill-thought out back-header and lobbing the Wateringhole keeper. At the same time the Muppets were slipping to a 3-2 defeat to SGU. It all happened in the second half as SGU led twice through Zian Flemming and Harry Wilson, only to be pegged back by first Ryan Christie and then Iliman N’diaye - all in the space of 17 minutes. Ola Aina’s clean got the winner for Aaron and puts him very much in the mix for fourth place.

And what a mix that is with five teams covered by three points. Cheese Makers currently occupy fourth spot after another big win, 5-1 over Markian. Anthony Gordon punished an early defensive error to set Matthew on his way, Nico O’Reilly bagged a quick second half brace before a James Hill own goal pulled it back it 3-1. The ever-reliable Raul Jimenez converted from the spot for the Cheese and Nikola Milenkovic’s clean made it the fourth time Matthew had scored five or more in the last five games. The Aardvarks are behind the Cheese on goal difference after a 4-2 win over Trusted. Beto twice gave Beef’s team the lead only for Igor Jesus and Ollie Watkins to level. Cleans from Jayden Bogle and Lewis Dunk from the bench gave Ady the win.

The CFJs are in seventh, a point off fourth after a 2-2 draw with San Dimas. Danny Welbeck loves scoring against his former club and got two more to put the Cows ahead. I’m grateful to Emi Martinez and Sepp van den Berg for the cleans that earns me a point. Claymore are in eighth spot after a battle with Nil Satis that Jaka Bijol’s clean won for Clive.

GC TotW jumped up to 11th with a 2-1 win at Mega Bucks. An unmarked Morgan Gibbs-White got Ollie’s first just after the hour and Brian Brobbey doubled the lead at the second attempt in the last minute. Dave got a consolation clean from Lucas Digne. If the top spot isn’t quite sorted then bottom spot just got a bit closer to being decided. YTFIB beat Wheel Madrid 4-1 to leave’s Paul’s team 12 points adrift. It was Wheels that took the lead too, John McGinn finishing an excellent set-piece routine. Julian turned it round with four clean sheets. Collins, Smith, Williams and Justin got those despite sounding like they're a claims management company with qualifications from an online university of dubious merit.

* All of Ben’s final six opponents are currently in the bottom half too.

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