Week 4 Results

Aardvark Abacus 3 v 1 Final Fantasy XI
Athletico Phoenix 0 v 2 Bassett Allsorts
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 6 v 0 York’s Returning Glory
San Dimas High School 2 v 3 Real Muppets
The Dead Parrots 5 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Fabulous Artisans 2 v 2 The Cow-Faced Juniors
Trusted By Millions 2 v 2 Mega Buck Bandits
You Know Your Boston Rock FC 1 v 1 Claymore Athletic FC

Fred takes another turn at the top. The 'Gardeners' show no signs of a scoring let-up bashing six past York's. Dimitar Berbatov hit a hat-trick, including a stunning overhead, and new signing Rafael van der Vaart was on the scoresheet too. Julian's team are on the slide and next up they face the Aardvarks! The Muppets have a 100% record too. Ryan's team raced into a 3-0 lead against San Dimas with mainly a Florent Malouda double to thank for it and then held on despite two of the new High School intake, Hatem Ben Arfa and Peter Odemwingie, getting their first goals for the club. Honestly, what do I have to do to win a game?

There's a change at the top as Boston Rock were held to a draw by Claymore. It could have been worse for Sheriff after Scott Dann steered into his own goal but Darren Bent struck with time almost up to deny Clive the three points. No Lampard, Terry or Ferdinand for Sheriff this week - was this a glimpse of his mid-table near future? (He said controversially). Aardvark Abacus are in fourth and heading a batch of teams on seven points. Ady's side aren't convincing me yet and needed three cleans to overturn Cameron Jerome's first goal for Final Fantasy which had kept Ceri in front for 75 minutes.

Perhaps the Parrots will be this season's surprise package. Dean's team showed plenty of bouncebackability after last week's defeat to Mega Bucks and stuffed Nil Satis 5-0. A tap in from Scott Parker and then both Parrots strikers on target to set up the win. Is there a better attacking header of a ball then Kenwyne Jones in the league? Paul's team now prop up the league after this result and have got nothing going at all yet this term. Nil Satis are bottom because Bassett Allsorts broke their duck against Athletico Phoenix. Brian was worried about Salomon Kalou and was proved right after 73 seconds. The Phoenix should have earned a point but Rosicky blazed his penalty over and Roman Pavlyuchenko confirmed the Allsorts win.

The Fabulous Artisans showed a bit more gumption than of late when earning a draw against the CFJs. It did take a James Collins clean to give Ben a share of the spoils after headed goals from Samba and Dempsey for Chris wiped out Ashley Young's opener. Mega Bucks proved that last week's win wasn't a flash in the pan in getting a draw at Trusted. Cesc Fabregas' freak deflection and Steven Fletcher had Dave's team two up but two Steven Gerrard set pieces levelled matters for Beef.