The Cow-Faced Juniors - Team History

Managers: Chris (since Aug 2007), Luc and Noah (Sep 2015)
Ground: The Cow Shed (Milk Churn Lane)

Honours

League
Winner: 2002/03, 2012/13, 2017/18

Runner-up: 2022/23

FA Cup
Runner-up: 2008/09, 2009/10, 2012/13, 2016/17, 2018/19, 2019/20

PCMT
Winner: 2001/2002, 2002/03, 2012/13, 2013/14
Runner-up: 1999/2000

Charity Shield
Winner: 2015/16, 2017/18

Final league position (2000/01 first, most recent last) (Bold italic = change of manager)

13-5-1-10-16-7-13-3-4-7-7-5-1-3-9-5-4-1-11-13-5-5-2-3


Transfer records
Most paid: £36m for Alvaro Morata (Aug 2017)
Most received: £85.3m from Real Madrid for Gareth Bale (Sep 2013)

Match records

Biggest victories
League: 9-1 v The The Dead Parrots (Week 19 2010/11)
FA Cup: 6-0 v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum (QF 2009/10)
PCMT: 9-3 v Fabulous Artisans (SF 2013/14)

Biggest defeats
League: 1-9 v 22 Legged Groove Machine (Week 18 2000/01)
FA Cup: 0-4 v Mega Buck Bandits (R1 2004/05)
PCMT: 1-5 v Aardvark Abacus (SF 2008/09)

Players of the Season

2023/24 - Gabriel

2022/23 - Gabriel

2021/22 - Gabriel

2020/21 - Edouard Mendy

2019/20 - Tammy Abraham
2018/19 - Aymeric Laporte
2017/18 - Shkodran Mustafi
2016/17 - Alexis Sanchez
2015/16 - Virgil van Dijk
2014/15 - Graziano Pelle and Alexis Sanchez (shared)
2013/14 - Luis Suarez
2012/13 - Luis Suarez
2011/12 - Gareth Bale
2010/11 - Gareth Bale
2009/10 - Chris Samba
2008/09 - Edwin van der Sar
2007/08 - Edwin van der Sar

Previous names

Eleven Imaginary Boys (until Aug 2008)
Kylie Bumcheeks (until Aug 2005)
Init2Winit (2000/01)
Zanfar Rovers/Woodchester Rovers (until 2000/01)