WSFFL Provisional Fixture List 2012/13

League Week 1: W/C 18 August 2012

Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Athletico Phoenix v The Fabulous Artisans
Claymore Athletic FC v San Dimas High School
Final Fantasy XI v The Cheese Makers
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Dead Parrots v Mega Buck Bandits
Trusted By Millions v Real Muppets
YTFIB v You Know Your Boston Rock FC

League Week 2: W/C 25 August 2012

Final Fantasy XI v Trusted By Millions
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Athletico Phoenix
Mega Buck Bandits v Claymore Athletic FC
Real Muppets v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus
The Cheese Makers v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Dead Parrots
The Fabulous Artisans v YTFIB

League Week 3: W/C 1 September 2012
Aardvark Abacus v Mega Buck Bandits
Athletico Phoenix v San Dimas High School
Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Final Fantasy XI
The Dead Parrots v Real Muppets
Trusted By Millions v The Cheese Makers
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v The Fabulous Artisans
YTFIB v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 4: W/C 15 September 2012
Final Fantasy XI v The Dead Parrots

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Mega Buck Bandits v Athletico Phoenix
Real Muppets v Claymore Athletic FC
San Dimas High School v YTFIB
The Cheese Makers v The Fabulous Artisans
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus
Trusted By Millions v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

League Week 5: W/C 22 September 2012

Aardvark Abacus v Real Muppets
Athletico Phoenix v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Claymore Athletic FC v Final Fantasy XI
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cheese Makers
The Dead Parrots v Trusted By Millions
The Fabulous Artisans v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v San Dimas High School
YTFIB v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 29 September: WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup First Round

League Week 6: W/C 6 October 2012

Final Fantasy XI v Aardvark Abacus
Mega Buck Bandits v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Dead Parrots
Real Muppets v Athletico Phoenix
San Dimas High School v The Fabulous Artisans
The Cheese Makers v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB
Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic FC

League Week 7: W/C 20 October 2012

Aardvark Abacus v Trusted By Millions
Athletico Phoenix v Final Fantasy XI
Claymore Athletic FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v San Dimas High School
The Dead Parrots v The Cheese Makers
The Fabulous Artisans v Mega Buck Bandits
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors
YTFIB v Real Muppets

League Week 8: W/C 27 October 2012
Final Fantasy XI v YTFIB
Mega Buck Bandits v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Aardvark Abacus
Real Muppets v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
The Cheese Makers v San Dimas High School
The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Fabulous Artisans
The Dead Parrots v Claymore Athletic FC
Trusted By Millions v Athletico Phoenix

W/C 3 November:
WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup and Charity Shield Quarter Finals
League Week 9: W/C 10 November 2012

Aardvark Abacus v The Dead Parrots
Athletico Phoenix v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Claymore Athletic FC v The Cheese Makers
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors
San Dimas High School v Mega Buck Bandits
The Fabulous Artisans v Real Muppets
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Final Fantasy XI
YTFIB v Trusted By Millions

League Week 10: W/C 17 November 2012
Claymore Athletic FC v Aardvark Abacus
Final Fantasy XI v The Fabulous Artisans
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v YTFIB
Real Muppets v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Cheese Makers v Mega Buck Bandits
The Cow-Faced Juniors v San Dimas High School
The Dead Parrots v Athletico Phoenix
Trusted By Millions v You Know Your Boston Rock FC

League Week 11: W/C 24 November 2012
Aardvark Abacus v The Cheese Makers
Athletico Phoenix v Claymore Athletic FC
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Final Fantasy XI
Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors
San Dimas High School v Real Muppets
The Fabulous Artisans v Trusted By Millions
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
YTFIB v The Dead Parrots

Midweek 27&28 November:
WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup and Charity Shield Semi Finals

League Week 12: W/C 1 December 2012
Aardvark Abacus v Athletico Phoenix
Claymore Athletic FC v YTFIB
Final Fantasy XI v San Dimas High School
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Fabulous Artisans
Real Muppets v Mega Buck Bandits

The Cheese Makers v The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Dead Parrots v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Trusted By Millions v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 13: W/C 8 December 2012

Athletico Phoenix v The Cheese Makers
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Mega Buck Bandits v Final Fantasy XI
San Dimas High School v Trusted By Millions
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Real Muppets
The Fabulous Artisans v The Dead Parrots
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Claymore Athletic FC
YTFIB v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 14: W/C 15 December 2012
Aardvark Abacus v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Athletico Phoenix v YTFIB
Claymore Athletic FC v The Fabulous Artisans
Final Fantasy XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v San Dimas High School
The Cheese Makers v Real Muppets
The Dead Parrots v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 22 December: Charity Shield Final

26 December: WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup Final

League Week 15: W/C 29 December 2012
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Claymore Athletic FC
Mega Buck Bandits v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Real Muppets v Final Fantasy XI
San Dimas High School v The Dead Parrots
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions
The Fabulous Artisans v Aardvark Abacus
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Athletico Phoenix
YTFIB v The Cheese Makers

League Week 16 (Reverse week 12): W/C 1 January 2013
Athletico Phoenix v Aardvark Abacus
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Trusted By Millions
Mega Buck Bandits v Real Muppets
San Dimas High School v Final Fantasy XI
The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Cheese Makers
The Fabulous Artisans v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v The Dead Parrots
YTFIB v Claymore Athletic FC

W/C 5 January 2013: WSFFL FA Cup First Round

League Week 17 (Reverse week 13): W/C 12 January 2013
Aardvark Abacus v YTFIB
Claymore Athletic FC v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Final Fantasy XI v Mega Buck Bandits
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Real Muppets v The Cow-Faced Juniors

The Cheese Makers v Athletico Phoenix
The Dead Parrots v The Fabulous Artisans
Trusted By Millions v San Dimas High School

League Week 18 (Reverse week 10):  W/C 19 January 2013
Aardvark Abacus v Claymore Athletic FC
Athletico Phoenix v The Dead Parrots
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Real Muppets
Mega Buck Bandits v The Cheese Makers
San Dimas High School v The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Fabulous Artisans v Final Fantasy XI
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Trusted By Millions
YTFIB v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Midweek 29/30 January: WSFFL FA Cup Quarter Finals

League Week 19 (Reverse week 3): W/C 2 February 2013
Final Fantasy XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v YTFIB
Mega Buck Bandits v Aardvark Abacus
Real Muppets v The Dead Parrots
San Dimas High School v Athletico Phoenix

The Cheese Makers v Trusted By Millions
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Claymore Athletic FC
The Fabulous Artisans v You Know Your Boston Rock FC

League Week 20 (Reverse week 15): W/C 9 February 2013
Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans
Athletico Phoenix v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Claymore Athletic FC v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Final Fantasy XI v Real Muppets
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Mega Buck Bandits

The Cheese Makers v YTFIB
The Dead Parrots v San Dimas High School
Trusted By Millions v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 21 (Reverse week 8): W/C 23 February 2013
Aardvark Abacus v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Athletico Phoenix v Trusted By Millions
Claymore Athletic FC v The Dead Parrots
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v The Cheese Makers
The Fabulous Artisans v The Cow-Faced Juniors
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Real Muppets
YTFIB v Final Fantasy XI

League Week 22 (Reverse week 9): W/C 2 March 2013
Final Fantasy XI v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Mega Buck Bandits v San Dimas High School
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Athletico Phoenix
Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans
The Cheese Makers v Claymore Athletic FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Dead Parrots v Aardvark Abacus
Trusted By Millions v YTFIB

W/C 9 March: WSFFL FA Cup Semi Finals

League Week 23 (Reverse week 4): W/C 16 March 2013
Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Athletico Phoenix v Mega Buck Bandits
Claymore Athletic FC v Real Muppets
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions
The Dead Parrots v Final Fantasy XI
The Fabulous Artisans v The Cheese Makers
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
YTFIB v San Dimas High School

League Week 24 (Reverse week 5): W/C 30 March 2013
Final Fantasy XI v Claymore Athletic FC
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Fabulous Artisans
Mega Buck Bandits v YTFIB
Real Muppets v Aardvark Abacus
San Dimas High School v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
The Cheese Makers v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Athletico Phoenix
Trusted By Millions v The Dead Parrots

League Week 25 (Reverse week 6): W/C 6 April 2013
Aardvark Abacus v Final Fantasy XI
Athletico Phoenix v Real Muppets
Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Cheese Makers
The Dead Parrots v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Fabulous Artisans v San Dimas High School
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Mega Buck Bandits
YTFIB v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 26 (Reverse week 7): W/C 13 April 2013
Final Fantasy XI v Athletico Phoenix
Mega Buck Bandits v The Fabulous Artisans
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Claymore Athletic FC
Real Muppets v YTFIB
San Dimas High School v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Cheese Makers v The Dead Parrots
The Cow-Faced Juniors v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Trusted By Millions v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 27 (Reverse week 1): W/C 20 April 2013
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Aardvark Abacus
Mega Buck Bandits v The Dead Parrots
Real Muppets v Trusted By Millions
San Dimas High School v Claymore Athletic FC
The Cheese Makers v Final Fantasy XI
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Fabulous Artisans v Athletico Phoenix
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v YTFIB

W/C 27 April: WSFFL FA Cup Final

League Week 28 (Reverse week 2): W/C 4 May 2013
Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School
Athletico Phoenix v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Real Muppets
The Dead Parrots v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Trusted By Millions v Final Fantasy XI
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v The Cheese Makers
YTFIB v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 29 (Reverse week 11): W/C 12 May 2013

Claymore Athletic FC v Athletico Phoenix
Final Fantasy XI v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Real Muppets v San Dimas High School

The Cheese Makers v Aardvark Abacus
The Dead Parrots v YTFIB
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Mega Buck Bandits
Trusted By Millions v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 30 (Reverse week 14): W/C 19 May 2013
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Dead Parrots
Mega Buck Bandits v Trusted By Millions
Real Muppets v The Cheese Makers
San Dimas High School v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Final Fantasy XI
The Fabulous Artisans v Claymore Athletic FC

You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Aardvark Abacus
YTFIB v Athletico Phoenix

2012/13 Opening Day Fixtures Announced

The WSFFL fixture computer has done its stuff and here are the games for the big kick-off.

League Week 1: W/C 18 August 2012

Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Athletico Phoenix v The Fabulous Artisans
Claymore Athletic FC v San Dimas High School
Final Fantasy XI v The Cheese Makers
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Dead Parrots v Mega Buck Bandits
Trusted By Millions v Real Muppets
YTFIB v You Know Your Boston Rock FC

The champions start with a home game against San Dimas and narrow runners-up Trusted are also at home (to the Muppets).

There are a couple of great clashes as the Aardvarks play old rivals Fred West, and last year's title chasers Athletico Phoenix and The Fabulous Artisans are pitched together.

The full provisional fixture list will be online at the weekend hopefully.

Cheese Makers Departures

Ahead of the new season there have been three departures at the Cheese Makers.

Strikers Salomon Kalou and Emile Heskey have failed to agree new contracts with manager Matthew and have left the club.

The third departure is midfielder Stylian Petrov. The Cheese Makers boss felt it was best if the Bulgarian left the club to concentrate on his battle with acute leukaemia.

The Cheese Makers family (and all at WSFFL HQ) wish him all the best in his recovery.

Pogba turns his back on champions

Young midfielder Paul Pogba has rejected a new contract offer with WSFFL champions Claymore Athletic and joined Juventus for a fee of £500,000.

Claymore manager Clive was understandably disappointed."I've been let down," he said.

"Pogba signed for Juventus a long time ago as far as we're aware. Which is disappointing. I don't think he showed us any respect at all so, to be honest, I'm quite happy".