Sunday, 11 May 2014

Week 30 Results and final table

Congratulations to Trusted By Millions who are the 2013/14 WSFFL Champions.

Athletico Phoenix 0 v 1 San Dimas High School
Claymore Athletic FC 1 v 3 YTFIB
FCK2 1 v 6 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Final Fantasy XI 0 v 8 Aardvark Abacus
Mega Buck Bandits 0 v 1 Trusted By Millions 
The Cow-Faced Juniors 0 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 
The Dead Parrots 1 v 1 Cheese Makers
The Fabulous Artisans 2 v 3 Real Muppets

Team P W D L F A Diff Pts
1 Trusted By Millions 30 18 5 7 66 41 25 59
2 Claymore Athletic FC 30 17 4 9 75 57 18 55
3 The Cow-Faced Juniors 30 16 5 9 74 48 26 53
4 Aardvark Abacus 30 14 7 9 52 48 3 49
5 Real Muppets 30 14 6 10 59 51 8 48
6 San Dimas High School 30 13 8 9 58 51 7 47
7 Cheese Makers 30 12 7 11 62 52 10 43
8 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 30 12 6 12 70 64 6 42
9 The Fabulous Artisans 30 10 9 11 73 64 9 39
10 Final Fantasy XI 30 10 9 11 45 52 -6 39
11 FCK2 30 8 10 12 49 59 -10 34
12 Mega Buck Bandits 30 9 7 14 43 56 -13 34
13 Athletico Phoenix 30 9 6 15 40 65 -25 33
14 The Dead Parrots 30 8 7 15 37 50 -13 31
15 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 30 8 6 16 43 59 -16 30
16 YTFIB 30 8 6 16 35 64 -29 30



In the end we didn't need an Aguerooooooh! moment to decide the title this time. By the time Stephane Sessegnon fired Trusted in front at Mega Bucks Clive was already two behind and we were just about done and dusted.

Beef turned down a £6m bid for Sessegnon in the summer and though the midfielder hasn't had his best campaign he'll be remembered for steering in the winner on the last day. Clive needed a win to stand a chance of pipping Trusted but slipped to a surprise defeat at home to YTFIB. Dwight Gayle got a brace for Julian (if Gayle keeps coring at this rate - four in 115 minutes - then he'll get 118 next season and would most likely give Julian the title) and Samir Nasri struck home a long ranger before Clive replied with a Tim Howard clean.

Despite that win Julian's team prop the league up this season. Nil Satis and the CFJs played out a lame goalless draw which sees Paul grab 15th on goal difference. At the other end of the scoring scale the Aardvarks stay fourth after walloping Final Fantasy 7-0. Ceri's team didn't help their cause by going two down to own goals through Nathan Baker and Gareth McAuley. Emanuel Adebayor added a spot-kick before the break and Vincent Kompany slammed home from close range before the cleans racked up for Ady.

The Muppets have had a poor run-in but finished with a win. There was an own goal here too, from the Artisans' Martin Skrtel, to set Ryan on his way before Daniel Agger and Daniel Sturridge scored almost identical set-piece goals in the space of three second-half minutes to put the game beyond Ben and consign him to the bottom half. My team finish sixth after a last day win at the Phoenix. The only goal came from Romelu Lukaku straight after the re-start. Brian's season petered out through lack of goals. That's his third 1-0 reverse in four games.

Cheese Makers held on to seventh with a point against the Parrots. Rickie Lambert eased Nemanja Vidic off the ball and rifled in on 28 minutes for Dean but a brilliant pitching wedge of a free-kick from Juan Mata drew Matthew level. FCK2 took the lead against Fred on seven minutes through Nathan Dyer's clever control and dinked finish but then folded like a cheap deckchair and conceded six. Paulinho levelled soon after the opener then Wilfried Bony, Andre Schurrle and even Fernando Torres added goals after the break. Fred rounds out the top half and must fancy his chances of having a run next season.

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