Week 29 Results

Claymore's hopes of a points record ended in two minutes 56 seconds.

Cheese Makers 1 v 2 Aardvark Abacus

FCK2 0 v 1 Athletico Phoenix

Final Fantasy XI 4 v 1 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Mega Buck Bandits 2 v 2 San Dimas High School

Real Muppets 3 v 0 Claymore Athletic FC

The Cow-Faced Juniors 5 v 0 The Dead Parrots

The Fabulous Artisans 2 v 5 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

YTFIB 1 v 2 Trusted By Millions

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Claymore Athletic FC	29	17	7	5	81	47	34	58
2	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	29	14	9	6	72	41	31	51
3	Athletico Phoenix	29	15	3	11	68	48	20	48
4	Trusted By Millions	29	14	6	9	48	43	5	48
5	Real Muppets	29	14	3	12	57	46	11	45
6	Aardvark Abacus	29	14	2	13	48	56	-8	44
7	San Dimas High School	29	13	5	11	45	55	-10	44
8	FCK2	29	11	10	8	50	44	6	43
9	The Cow-Faced Juniors	29	11	8	10	69	57	12	41
10	Final Fantasy XI	29	12	5	12	40	54	-14	41
11	The Fabulous Artisans	29	12	3	14	52	60	-8	39
12	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	29	11	6	12	50	61	-11	39
13	Cheese Makers	29	9	8	12	43	43	0	35
14	The Dead Parrots	29	9	2	18	32	59	-27	29
15	Mega Buck Bandits	29	6	7	16	42	55	-13	25
16	YTFIB	29	6	4	19	33	61	-28	22

Claymore's bid for their points record was ended in style by the Muppets. Well, Sadio Mane to be precise who scored a hat-trick in two minutes 56 seconds early in the first half for Ryan. When Cesc Fabregas saw red on the half hour after booting a ball into a group of players it was pipe and slippers for Ryan and slippers for Clive. Fred now has a strong claim on second after beating the Artisans 5-2. Twice Fred led through Lallana and Chadli, twice Ben replied with Benteke and Brunt. There was no reply to Wilfried Bony's last minute pass in off the post or cleans from Craig Dawson or Marcos Rojo.

The four teams in the running for second and third are playing each other in the final games. The Phoenix beat FCK2 this week with a well worked Stewart Downing goal and play Fred on Sunday. Any win will do for Brian to snatch third and a six-goal victory will nab second place. If Brian does slip up Trusted are poised to take advantage after beating YTFIB. Emmanuel Riviere broke his WSFFL duck in slightly flukey style for Beef but another Jason Puncheon free-kick had Julian level at the break. The winner came from Marc Muniesa clean and Trusted need to better the Athletico result to take third. Trusted take on the Muppets where a big win for Ryan could yet see him take third if results go his way.

The Aardvarks haven't quite sealed a top half spot despite edging out Cheese Makers. A side-foot volley and a Glenn Murray penalty follow-up getting it done for Ady. His last game is against San Dimas who are on the same number of points. My team led twice against Mega Bucks and Romelu Lukaku looked to have snatched the win with his late header but Wes Morgan's clean earned a share of the points for Dave. That's probably enough to stop him finishing bottom. The CFJs added to Dean's woes with a big one to give Chris a chance of a top-half finish. Gylfi Sigurdsson broke the deadlock bang on half-time but pick of the goals was Leroy Fer's screamer on the hour. Final Fantasy are also tucked in ready to take advantage of any slips from the top half teams. Ceri's team swept aside Nil Satis 4-1 this week, Yaya Toure adding two more to his tally either side of a Bafe Gomis reply that had the most awful big cat impression celebration you're likely to see.