2023/24 Week Five Results - Top four all win

Aardvark Abacus 5 v 3 Stanley and Gracie United 

Mega Buck Bandits 3 v 1 Trusted By Millions 

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 1 v 3 Claymore Athletic FC 

Real Muppets 5 v 2 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Cow-Faced Juniors 1 v 3 San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans 3 v 0 Cheese Makers

The Wateringhole Society 3 v 1 Markian United 

YTFIB 2 v 1 Wheel Madrid

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	The Fabulous Artisans	5	5	0	0	19	6	13	15
2	Aardvark Abacus	5	4	0	1	16	7	9	12
3	The Wateringhole Society	5	3	1	1	13	9	4	10
4	Mega Buck Bandits	5	3	1	1	11	7	4	10
5	Claymore Athletic FC	5	3	0	2	10	9	1	9
6	YTFIB	5	2	2	1	10	9	1	8
7	Real Muppets	5	2	1	2	12	11	1	7
8	Trusted By Millions	5	2	1	2	10	9	1	7
9	Cheese Makers	5	2	1	2	10	12	-2	7
10	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	5	2	1	2	10	13	-3	7
11	San Dimas High School	5	2	0	3	9	10	-1	6
12	Stanley and Gracie United	5	2	0	3	9	12	-3	6
13	Markian United	5	2	0	3	7	11	-4	6
14	Wheel Madrid	5	1	0	4	9	13	-4	3
15	The Cow-Faced Juniors	5	1	0	4	7	13	-6	3
16	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	5	0	0	5	3	14	-11	0

Ben might be out of the PCMT but it’s five out of five for his team in the league. It was clean sheets from Marc Guehi, Kyle Walker and Diogo Dalot that gave him a 3-0 win over Cheese Makers. The Aardvarks stay three points behind after a 5-3 win over SGU. Sean Longstaff’s opener was soon equalised by Dominic Solanke but two from Son Heung-Min made it 3-1 before an early Kieran Trippier clean kept Aaron in touch. Goals from Ollie Watkins and Diogo Jota helped Ady finally shrug off the SGU challenge.

The Wateringhole stay third after a 3-1 victory over Markian. Goals from Pedro Neto and Bukayo Saka from the spot in the ten minutes after half-time had Kiran in control but Ian found a quick reply from Darwin Nunez. Ezra Konsa’s clean proved the decider. Dave must be getting vertigo in fourth after a 3-2 win over Trusted. Beef’s team seemed set for all three points when Alexander Isak put him 2-1 up with three minutes left but cleans from Nathan Ake and Tim Ream turned it round for the Bandits.

Claymore raced into a 2-0 lead against Nil Satis inside half an hour courtesy of goals from Abdoulaye Doucoure and Matthias Jensen but Paul’s team were back in touch before half-time through Sven Botman’s header. After a quieter second half a Matty Cash clean was the clincher for Clive. Julian must also be feeling like he’s in nosebleed territory after a 2-1 win over Wheels sees him in sixth. Cleans from Nick Pope and Joel Ward gave Julian the points after Callum Wilson had Paul W ahead.

The Muppets built on their PCMT win by beating Fred 5-2. A frantic start here saw three goals in 16 minutes. Phil Foden and Erling Haaland for Ryan, Mo Salah’s penalty for Fred. Cristian Romero’s unlucky own goal made it 3-1 ten minutes later but a Bruno Fernandes stunner sent the game in 3-2 at the break. The Muppets finished it in the second half thanks to a James Tarkowski goal and Emerson clean. My defence did the business to give me a 3-1 win at the CFJs. Dan Burn headed me in front and cleans from Victor Lindelof and Tyrick Mitchell saw me leave Drove stadium with the points after Miguel Almiron had equalised for the Cows.