Having slipped in their building schedule, Bodge-it & Scarper (Builders) have finally announced that the new Covingham Park Stadium is available from the 1st November.
Invitations to attend the House-warming party will be announced shortly . Everyone is welcome, with the exception of Mr Dean Watts Esquire, who may choose to remain in the Southern Hemisphere.
Team News - Dynamo Kev
Fabricio Coloccini knocked on my door this morning to offer his apologies at being a pants defender. Knowing that I had tracked, and subsequently bid for him at the recent auction, The Robert Plant doppelganger admitted that he was finding it hard to settle in England. He hadn't been able to purchase a decent washing machine, and was spending far too much time in Wooton Bassett High Street Laundromat attempting to launder his socks, which he said were too tight. I reminded him of the time that I washed the Kylies' playing kit and that seemed to cheer him up.
'Rocket and Robin' seemed to have left their shooting boots back in pre-season, although Van Persie did net last week against Claymore Athletic in the league, and Fred West in the League Cup. Santa Cruz blamed the arrival of his brother for his dismal performances. Nigel 'Hotshot' Reo-Coker is still celebrating his first goal for the club, and having contributed to Dynamo's POTW award in week 3, seems to have justified his re-signing from the pool recently. Pablo Zabaleta, the Argentinian defender born across the River Plate in view of the Fray Bentos factory, won Dynamo Kev's first win this week with an impressive clean-sheet. Asked if he actually liked corned-beef he said that he was a vegetarian and preferred Venezuelan-Beaver cheese instead.
There are injury worries on Michael Carrick, Samir Nasri, Jonas Gutierrez and Abou Diaby ahead of week 5's clash against an impressive YKYBR FC. The physios are doing what they can to get the wounded ready in time.
Kev Gunning - Dynamo Kev Supremo
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