Last week the Co-ordinator was lucky enough to meet up with some of football’s best pundits to talk about the WSFFL season so far. Some comments didn’t make sense at the time but given the news that’s broken this week things are somewhat clearer.
Co-Ord: Fred West have made a great bid to take their first title. Can they do it?
Jamie Catknapp: They’re a top, top side with some top, top players and they’re top…er..top.
Richard Cheese: They’ve smashed it this season, like you Jamie eh?
Co-Ord: What about Boston Rock going for back-to-back trebles. Too much to ask surely.
Jamie Catknapp: They’re a top, top, side too but perhaps not as top as Fred because Fred are top.
Richard Cheese: I can only see them hanging off the back of Fred this season. Like you Jamie.
Co-Ord: Have you been disappointed with the Aardvarks this season?
Alan Handsome: They’ve been shocking.
Alan Counting-Sheeper: I’m going to answer in a monotonous Geordie tone in a way that just kind of repeats the question. Aardvarks, mid-table, disappointed with that.
Co-Ord: After challenging for the title last season Nil Satis are among the strugglers this time round, are you surprised?
Alan Handsome: What do you expect with teams based round Everton players. Shocking.
Richard Cheese: Kenny’s going to potty.
Co-Ord: The only woman manager in the league is at Final Fantasy. Could Ceri have done any more with her players?
Richard Cheese: A woman manager in WSFFL. What’s the world coming to? I bet she doesn’t understand the dodge. I mean…no comment. I mean… I’m really sorry for any offence I caused. I mean… I resign.
Chris Kamparvan: Unbelievable!
The Co-ordinator had hoped to speak to Andy Bray but refused the deal when he realised it involved tucking microphone cables down Bray's trousers.
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