Monday, 9 December 2013

Week 12 Results

A good week for the CFJs as they're the only team in the top six to win. The bottom three all win too. Funny old game.

Aardvark Abacus 0 v 7 The Cow-Faced Juniors

Cheese Makers 4 v 2 Claymore Athletic FC

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 4 v 1 Mega Buck Bandits

Real Muppets 1 v 2 Final Fantasy XI
San Dimas High School 0 v 0 FCK2

The Dead Parrots 4 v 0 Athletico Phoenix

Trusted By Millions 1 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
YTFIB 4 v 3 The Fabulous Artisans




Team P W D L F A Diff Pts
1 The Cow-Faced Juniors 12 8 1 3 31 13 18 25
2 Real Muppets 12 7 2 3 25 18 7 23
3 The Fabulous Artisans 12 7 1 4 33 24 9 22
4 Claymore Athletic FC 12 7 0 5 32 27 5 21
5 Trusted By Millions 12 6 3 3 20 15 5 21
6 San Dimas High School 12 6 2 4 26 19 7 20
7 Aardvark Abacus 12 6 1 5 19 23 -4 19
8 Cheese Makers 12 5 2 5 20 26 -6 17
9 Final Fantasy XI 12 4 3 5 19 21 -2 15
10 Mega Buck Bandits 12 4 3 5 17 21 -4 15
11 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 12 4 2 6 21 21 0 14
12 Athletico Phoenix 12 4 1 7 18 31 -13 13
13 The Dead Parrots 12 3 3 6 15 19 -4 12
14 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 12 3 3 6 22 27 -5 12
15 YTFIB 12 3 3 6 13 20 -7 12
16 FCK2 12 3 2 7 17 23 -6 11

You know how Ady had his worst ever league defeat last week? Well, that record stood for seven days. The Aardvarks crashed 7-0 to the CFJs in a result that continues Ady's slump and sees Chris back on top of the league. Gary Hooper's goal was the only score of the first half but the floodgates opened after the hour. Chico armed in from a corner to make it two, Mesut Ozil slammed home from close range on 80 minutes and Luis Suarez headed in a minute later. Three clean sheets completed the rout. The Aardvarks now four games without scoring. The CFJs take over from The Muppets who fall to second after being beaten by Final Fantasy. Ceri's first win since August came through first-half goals from Cameron Jerome and a delightful finish from the hitherto ineffective Dani Osvaldo. Ryan only finding a Danny Gabbidon clean in reply.

The Artisans missed a chance to join Chris at the top by falling 4-3 to YTFIB. Julian had the lead at half-time thanks to Peter Crouch but Ben had turned things round 12 minutes into second period thanks to excellent strikes from Steven Ireland and a rejuvenated Marouane Chamakh. Ten minutes later the scores were level when Martin Skrtel steered into his own goal but a deflected shot off Joey O'Brien had the Artisans back in front on 84 minutes. Clean sheets from Dean Moxey and Phillipe Senderos turned this game in YTFIB's favour and hauled Julian off the bottom. Claymore's great recent form came to an end at the Stade de Fromage. Clive led this one twice, early on through Sergio Aguero and late thanks to Leroy Fer but Matthew hit back both times with excellent efforts from Yohan Cabaye and Oussama Assaidi. That last minute equaliser rocked Clive and the Cheesers finished the game off with cleans from Davide Santon and Sebastian Bassong.

Trusted are inching up the table and won ugly this week over in-form Nil Satis. The only goal was an unlucky deflection off John O'Shea. That was one more goal than at the San Dimas, FCK2 game. A dreary affair only livened by Kevin Nolan's late sending off. It's a result that drops Kevin to the foot of the table, 10 weeks after he topped it.

As well as YTFIB the two other teams who were on nine points last week both won. Fred West were home and dry by the break against Mega Bucks. Andre Schurrle opened the scoring on nine minutes, a deflection off Guy Demel on 42 doubled the lead and Paulinho stabbed in a minute later. Schurrle added an even better second eight minutes after the break. All Dave could muster was a John Ruddy clean. The Dead Parrots capitalised on Athletico's poor league form and picked up a 4-0 victory over Brian's team, all through clean sheets. Won't someone stick it to the Aussies!

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