WSFFL Records

For all you stattos out there - records since we went to a 16-team league in 2001/02. If I've missed something or got it wrong let me know.

League

Most points in a season - 71 (Aardvark Abacus 2023/24)
Most wins in a season - 23 (Aardvark Abacus 2023/24)
Fewest defeats in a season - 3 (Fred West LG XI 2020/21 and 2022/23)
Biggest margin of victory - 15 points (Aardvark Abacus 2023/24)
Smallest margin of victory - 5GD (Claymore Athletic FC 2011/12)
Biggest difference in points between top and bottom - 54 points (2023/24)
Smallest difference in points between top and bottom - 29 points (2011/12 and 2013/14)

Fewest points in a season - 12 (Markian United 2019/20)
Fewest wins in a season - 2 (Markian United 2019/20)
Most defeats in a season - 22 (Viola's Pier 2002/03, York's Returning Glory 2009/10, Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 2012/13, Markian United 2019/20, YTFIB 21/22)
Most points to finish bottom - 30 (YTFIB 2013/14)
Biggest margin to 15th place - 19 points (Markian United 2019/20)
Smallest margin to 15th place - 4GD (Claymore Athletic FC 2022/23)

Most points for a non-title winner - 64 points (Aardvark Abacus 2002/03)
Most wins for a non-title winner - 20 (Aardvark Abacus 2002/03, Fred West LG XI 2007/08, Claymore Athletic FC 2012/13)
Fewest defeats for a non-title winner - 5 (Real Muppets 2009/10 and 2017/18)
Fewest points for a title winner - 55 (Real Muppets 2006/07, The Wateringhole Society 2021/22)
Fewest wins for a title winner - 16 (Real Muppets 2006/07, Fred West LG XI 2020/21, The Wateringhole Society 2021/22)
Most defeats for a title winner - 9 (Claymore Athletic FC 2003/04)

Most goals scored in a season - 103 (Aardvark Abacus 2023/24)
Fewest goals scored in a season - 21 (Markian United 2019/20)
Most goals scored by a non-title winner - 102 (Trusted By Millions 2023/24)
Fewest goals scored by a title winner - 66 (Trusted By Millions 2013/14)

Most goals conceded in a season - 82 (YTFIB 2023/24)
Fewest goals conceded in a season - 30 (Aardvark Abacus 2001/02)
Most goals conceded by a title winner - 61 (Claymore Athletic FC 2011/12)
Fewest goals conceded by a non-title winner - 31 (San Dimas 2001/2)

Best Goal Difference - +57 (Aardvark Abacus 2002/03)
Lowest Goal Difference - -51 (YTFIB 2023/24)
Best Goal Difference by a non-title winner - +43 (Aardvark Abacus, You Know Your Boston Rock FC 2004/05)
Lowest goal difference for a title winner - +19 (Claymore Athletic FC 2003/04)

Most draws in a season - 13 (The Wateringhole Society 2016/17)
Fewest draws in a season - 0 (Fred West LG XI 2016/17, YTFIB 21/22)

Results

Highest scoring game
League - 15 goals - Trusted By Millions 9 Claymore Athletic 6 (Week 3 2011/12)
FA Cup - 11 goals - Boston Rock 9 Dead Parrots 2 (R1 2010/11) & Trusted By Millions 9 Claymore Athletic 2 (R1 2009/10)
PCMT - 12 goals - The CFJs 9 The Fabulous Artisans 3 (SF 2013/14)
Charity Shield - 8 goals - Claymore Athletic FC 7 YTFIB 1 (QF 2013/14), The Wateringhole Society 7 Fred West LG XI 1 (SF 2020/21)

Biggest Margins
League - 9 goals - Fred West LG XI 10 Kylie Bumcheeks 1 (Week 30 2002/03), The Wateringhole Society 9 Fred West LG XI 0 (Week 1 2020/21)

FA Cup - 7 goals - Boston Rock 9 Dead Parrots 2 (R1 2010/11) & Trusted By Millions 9 Claymore Athletic 2 (R1 2009/10)
PCMT - 9 goals - Claymore Athletic FC 9 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 0 (QF 2015/16)
Charity Shield - 6 goals - Claymore Athletic FC 7 YTFIB 1 (QF 2013/14), The Wateringhole Society 7 Fred West LG XI 1 (SF 2020/21)

Biggest score by one team
League - 10 goals - Fred West LG XI 10 Kylie Bumcheeks 1 (Week 30 2002/03)
FA Cup - 9 goals - Boston Rock 9 Dead Parrots 2 (R1 2010/11) & Trusted By Millions 9 Claymore Athletic 2 (R1 2009/10)
PCMT - 9 goals - The CFJs 9 The Fabulous Artisans 3 (SF 2013/14) and Claymore Athletic FC 9 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 0 (QF 2015/16)
Charity Shield - 7 goals - Claymore Athletic FC 7 YTFIB 1 (QF 2013/14), The Wateringhole Society 7 Fred West LG XI 1 (SF 2020/21)

Cup Final records

Highest scoring game
FA Cup - 10 goals - Aardvark Abacus 5 Trusted By Millions 5 (2002/03)
PCMT - 7 goals - Boston Rock 5 Final Fantasy 2 (2003/04)
Charity Shield - 8 goals - Nil Satis 4 The CFJs 4 (2017/18)

Biggest Margins
FA Cup - 5 goals - San Dimas 6 Claymore Athletic FC 1 (2004/05)
PCMT - 4 goals - Fabulous Artisans 4 Real Muppets 0 (2011/12), Kylie Bumcheeks 4 San Dimas 0 (2001/02) and Fred West LG XI 5 Aardvark Abacus 1 (2016/17)
Charity Shield - 5 goals - San Dimas 6 Claymore Athletic FC 1 (2022/23)

Biggest score by one team
FA Cup - 6 goals - San Dimas 6 Claymore Athletic FC 1 (2004/05)
PCMT - 5 goals - Boston Rock 5 Final Fantasy 2 (2003/04) and Fred West LG XI 5 Aardvark Abacus 1 (2016/17) 
Charity Shield - 6 goals - San Dimas 6 Claymore Athletic FC 1 (2004/05)

Transfers

Highest paid - £70m - Erling Haaland to Real Muppets (Aug 2022)

For a goalkeeper - £28m - Kepa Arrizabalaga to The Cow-Faced Juniors (Sep 2018)
For a defender - £62m - Josko Gvardiol to San Dimas High School (Sep 2023)
For a midfielder - £48m - Kai Havertz to Stanley Athletic FC (Sep 2020)
For a striker - £70m - Erling Haaland to Real Muppets (Aug 2022)

Highest received - £108m Phillippe Coutinho - Mega Buck Bandits (Jan 2018)

For a goalkeeper - £31.5m Thibaut Courtois - Fred West LG XI to Real Madrid (Aug 2018)
For a defender - £75m Virgil van Dijk - The Cow-Faced Juniors to Liverpool (Jan 2018)
For a midfielder- £108m Phillippe Coutinho - Mega Buck Bandits (Jan 2018)
For a striker- £86.4m Harry Kane - Markian United to Bayern Munich (Aug 2023)