Monday, 23 May 2016

2015/16 Awards - English Team of the Season

(Same rules as before but England-qualified players only)

GK: Joe Hart (The Wateringhole Society)

DEF: Chris Smalling (FCK2), Craig Dawson (Fred West LG XI), Eric Dier, Danny Simpson (both Nil Satis)

MID: Dele Alli (Fred West LG XI), Ross Barkley (Claymore Athletic FC), Theo Walcott (San Dimas High School), Raheem Sterling (Real Muppets)

ATT: Harry Kane (FCK2), Jamie Vardy (San Dimas High School)

Subs: Jack Butland (The CFJs); Glen Johnson (FCK2); Adam Lallana (Fred West LG XI); Jermain Defoe (Fred West LG XI)

And as it's a Euros year let's have a few more to get us up to a squad of 23.

Troy Deeney (Cheese Makers), Aaron Cresswell (Claymore Athletic), John Stones (Nil Satis), Kyle Walker (San Dimas), Danny Rose (Aardvark Abacus), Leighton Baines (The Fabulous Artisans), Ryan Shawcross (Trusted By Millions),  Phil Jagielka (Aardvark Abacus).

That squad is a bit defence-heavy. I suppose Walcott and Sterling could push on. And a mis-categorised Eric Dier could take the defensive midfield role.

Joleon Lescott was in last year's team. How times change!

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