Week Four - Aardvarks extend lead

Aardvark Abacus 3 v 2 The Cow-Faced Juniors

Cheese Makers 1 v 3 Claymore Athletic FC

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 6 v 6 Wheel Madrid

Markian United 3 v 1 Real Muppets

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 1 v 1 Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School 2 v 2 YTFIB

Stanley Athletic FC 3 v 3 The Wateringhole Society

The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 1 Trusted By Millions   

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Aardvark Abacus	4	4	0	0	16	10	6	12
2	Mega Buck Bandits	4	2	2	0	10	3	7	8
3	The Wateringhole Society	4	2	1	1	24	9	15	7
4	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	4	2	1	1	11	3	8	7
5	San Dimas High School	4	2	1	1	7	6	1	7
6	Wheel Madrid	4	2	1	1	13	14	-1	7
7	The Cow-Faced Juniors	4	2	0	2	6	5	1	6
8	Markian United	4	2	0	2	6	7	-1	6
9	Stanley Athletic FC	4	1	2	1	8	10	-2	5
10	Real Muppets	4	1	1	2	13	13	0	4
11	YTFIB	4	1	1	2	7	8	-1	4
12	Claymore Athletic FC	4	1	1	2	4	9	-5	4
13	The Fabulous Artisans	4	1	1	2	7	16	-9	4
14	Cheese Makers	4	1	0	3	7	11	-4	3
15	Trusted By Millions	4	0	2	2	4	9	-5	2
16	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	4	0	2	2	8	18	-10	2

Ady keeps his 100% record and extends his lead to four points after a 3-2 win over the CFJs. Three first-half goals for the Aardvarks (Ndombele and two more for Son) were too much for the Cows who replied through Rodrigo Moreno and a clean from Bednarek but just came up a tad short. Mega Bucks stay second are are still unbeaten after a 1-1 draw with Nil Satis. Michail Antonio put Dave ahead on 14 minutes, the in-form Dominic Calvert-Lewin made it six for the season for Paul S two minutes later and that’s the way it stayed.

The Wateringhole goalfest carried on in a 3-3 draw with Stanley Athletic. Neil Maupay’s goal for Kiran four minutes before the break was equalised five minutes after by Ben Chilwell. Two goals in five minutes through Pedro Neto and a far-post header from Bukayo Saka put the Wateringhole two up with half an hour to go but Aaron squared matters with cleans from Alex McCarthy and Chilwell. San Dimas are fifth after a 2-2 draw with YTFIB. Julian was two up courtesy of Allan St-Maximin and David McGoldrick but cleans from Kyle Walker-Peters and Willy Boly bailed out my under-performing strikers. 

Wheel Madrid scored six for the second week running but it was only good enough for a draw with Fred. The Gardeners were three up on the hour, a brace from Mo Salah included, and 4-1 up six minutes later. Paul W turned the game round with braces from Jorginho (two pens) Callum Wilson (one pen) and Jack Grealish (no pens) to go 6-4 up but Fred was able to earn a point with cleans from Azpilicueta and Zouma. Markian make a rare appearance in the top half after beating the Muppets 3-1. Raheem Sterling put Ryan ahead on 17 minutes but a brace from Harry Kane turned things round and new signing Jannik Westergaard’s clean ensured Ian took the win. 

Claymore got their first win of the campaign with a 3-1 win at Cheese Makers. Yerry Mina headed Matthew ahead in first half injury time, that goal was equalised ten minutes into the second period by a revitalised Ross Barkley and Clive claimed the points thanks to cleans from Cresswell and Saiss. The Artisans and Trusted played out a 1-1 draw and find themselves in the bottom four. A great first touch from Pablo Formals set up his goal for Beef and the lead lasted until seven minutes from time when a Jarrod Bowen long-ranger gave Ben the equaliser.