Week 2 Results - Three teams left with 100% records

Aardvark Abacus 1 v 2 Cheese Makers

Claymore Athletic FC 4 v 0 YTFIB

Real Muppets 3 v 1 Trusted by Millions

San Dimas High School 4 v 1 The Fabulous Artisans

Stanley Athletic FC 2 v 3 Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

The Cow-Faced Juniors 2 v 0 Markian United

The Wateringhole Society 3 v 2 Mega Buck Bandits

Wheel Madrid 0 v 2 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	2	2	0	0	9	2	7	6
2	Claymore Athletic FC	2	2	0	0	8	1	7	6
3	The Wateringhole Society	2	2	0	0	6	4	2	6
4	Mega Buck Bandits	2	1	0	1	6	4	2	3
5	Wheel Madrid	2	1	0	1	4	3	1	3
6	Aardvark Abacus	2	1	0	1	3	2	1	3
7	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	2	1	0	1	3	2	1	3
8	Stanley Athletic FC	2	1	0	1	3	3	0	3
9	Real Muppets	2	1	0	1	4	5	-1	3
10	The Cow-Faced Juniors	2	1	0	1	3	4	-1	3
11	Trusted By Millions	2	1	0	1	3	4	-1	3
12	Cheese Makers	2	1	0	1	3	5	-2	3
13	San Dimas High School	2	1	0	1	4	7	-3	3
14	The Fabulous Artisans	2	0	0	2	3	7	-4	0
15	Markian United	2	0	0	2	0	4	-4	0
16	YTFIB	2	0	0	2	0	5	-5	0

Only three points cover the top thirteen! And three teams have won both their games so far. Champions Fred saw off a tough effort from Stanley to stay top. Dele Alli didn’t score last season but struck from the spot after 10 minutes. Jack Grealish bundled in his first goal for the Gardeners 12 minutes later to make it 2-0. A great Mateusz Klich strike reduced the deficit before the break but Mason Greenwood’s second of the season put Fred out of reach. Claymore are second after a thumping 4-0 win over YTFIB. Recent signing Shane Duffy was Clive’s star with a goal and a clean, Julian’s team prop up the early table.

A second 3-2 win sees the Wateringhole in third. Mega Bucks were the victims this week - two late goals from Michail Antonio had Dave in front but Kiran’s team turned it round thanks to cleans from Ruben Dias and Sergio Reguilon. The Bandits remain top of the pile of teams with one win. Inconsistent Wheel Madrid went down 2-0 to Nil Satis. Dominic Calvert-Lewin opened the scoring from the spot and strike partner Demarai Gray added the second five minutes after the break.

Ady was on the wrong end of a 2-1 scoreline against the Cheese Makers despite taking an early lead through Diogo Jota. Danny Ings’ stunning bicycle kick equalised in first half injury time and Anwar El Ghazi gave Matthew the win from the penalty spot. The Muppets got their first win, 3-1 over Trusted. Reece James slammed in on 35 minutes to put Ryan ahead, Sadio Mane and Raheem Sterling added goals in a three minute spell to make it 3-0 rendering Raphinha’s excellent effort for Beef worthless.

The Cow-Faced Juniors beat Markian 2-0 courtesy of a goal and a clean from Aymeric Laporte. Like YTFIB, Ian’s team are yet to trouble the scoreboard. San Dimas bounced back from their week one hammering to beat the Artisans 4-1. Said Benrahma gave Ben the lead, Riyad Mahrez equalised for me six minutes from time and cleans from Rudiger, Cancelo and Mitchell gave me my first points of the season.