Week 11 Results - Another big win for the leaders

Aardvark Abacus 3 v 0 Cheese Makers

Claymore Athletic FC 0 v 6 The Cow-Faced Juniors 

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 3 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Markian United 5 v 1 Real Muppets 

San Dimas High School 2 v 4 The Wateringhole Society 

Stanley and Gracie United 0 v 2 YTFIB 

The Fabulous Artisans 5 v 2 Trusted By Millions

Wheel Madrid 1 v 0 Mega Buck Bandits

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	The Cow-Faced Juniors	11	10	1	0	42	14	28	31
2	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	11	7	2	2	31	15	16	23
3	The Fabulous Artisans	11	7	0	4	29	16	13	21
4	The Wateringhole Society	11	5	4	2	33	21	12	19
5	Trusted By Millions	11	5	3	3	25	17	8	18
6	Aardvark Abacus	11	5	1	5	18	23	-5	16
7	Wheel Madrid	11	5	1	5	15	22	-7	16
8	Real Muppets	11	4	2	5	29	26	3	14
9	Claymore Athletic FC	11	4	2	5	20	25	-5	14
10	Markian United	11	4	1	6	21	22	-1	13
11	Stanley and Gracie United	11	4	1	6	20	26	-6	13
12	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	11	4	1	6	15	22	-7	13
13	YTFIB	11	4	1	6	10	20	-10	13
14	San Dimas High School	11	3	3	5	15	24	-9	12
15	Mega Buck Bandits	11	3	1	7	15	29	-14	10
16	Cheese Makers	11	1	2	8	9	25	-16	5

The CFJs probably don’t want the season to take a break. Their great run continued with a 6-0 thrashing of Claymore, which takes them to 19 scored in the past three games. Sheesh! Kiefer Moore headed the opener, Rodrigo Moreno scored two, Ben Davies drilled in from the edge of the area and Rodrigo Bentancur added two more in the last ten minutes. They can’t keep this up. Can they? Fred is still the closest to the leaders at eight points behind after seeing off Nil Satis 3-0. Goalless until 54 minutes when Morgan Gibbs-White was quickest to a rebound the Gardeners added cleans from Timothy Castagne and Joe Worrall from the bench.

The Artisans are third after a big win against Trusted. Alexis Mac Allister and Roberto Firmino had Ben two up in six minutes but Che Adams pulled one back for Beef with a header from a free-kick before the tenth minute. Martin Odegaard bagged a second-half brace for the Artisans either side of a Joe Willock reply before Aaron Ramsdale got the clean to make it 5-2. The Wateringhole Society beat San Dimas 4-2 and are two points further back in fourth. My team led twice too. Crysencio Summerville making it three in three early on and Jaidon Anthony heading his first with 21 minutes to go. Harvey Barnes raced onto a through ball to equalise. Ivan Toney got his second on the breakaway deep into injury time to put Kiran in front and William Saliba finished it with a clean.

The Aardvarks are up to sixth following a 3-0 win over Cheese Makers, Matthew unable to follow up his good win last week. Marcus Tavernier followed up a keeper spill to open the scoring on 18 minutes and Ady finished it with cleans from Luke Thomas and Ben White. A 1-0 win for Wheel Madrid over Mega Bucks puts Paul W’s team up to seventh. James Maddison fired into the roof of the net in the eighth minute for the only goal of the game with Wilfied Zaha missing a penalty for Dave.

The Muppets conceded five for the second week running, this time to Markian. Ian raced into a 3-0 lead with a double from Darwin Nunez and one from Harry Kane. Phil Foden produced a brilliant hit to reduce the deficit in first-half injury time but the only further scoring was from Markian in the shape of cleans from Fabian Schar and Ashley Young. YTFIB beat Stanley and Gracie 2-0 to join that team on 13 points. Cleans from Adam Smith and Joel Ward were Julian’s scorers.