FA Cup 1st Round results - Holders held then beaten in replay

Cheese Makers 3 v 4 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 

Claymore Athletic FC 2 v 0 The Cow-Faced Juniors 

Markian United 1 v 1 The Fabulous Artisans 

Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 3 San Dimas High School 

Stanley and Gracie United 1 v 3 Aardvark Abacus 

Trusted By Millions 3 v 2 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 

Wheel Madrid 4 v 0 The Wateringhole Society 

YTFIB 1 v 4 Real Muppets 

Replay

The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 3 Markian United

The holders will need a replay if they’re going to progress. Ben’s team led through a Raheem Sterling goal with 21 minutes left but Ian earned a second attempt thanks to Pedro Porro’s worldie nine minutes later. Trusted were last year’s beaten finalists and still have a chance to go one better after beating Fred 3-2. This was poised at 1-1 until late on when Alexander Isak scored his second from the penalty spot and Luis Diaz got a third deep in injury time.

No one has won this more than Claymore and they've started another run with a 2-0 win over the CFJs. Matty Cash got the very late goal and clean to put Clive into the last eight. League leaders the Aardvarks are through after beating SGU 3-1. Enzo Fernandez pulled Aaron back to 2-1 with five minutes left but Ady made the game safe with a clean from Luke Thomas.

San Dimas are three-time winners and my team are through after a 3-1 win at Mega Bucks. Dave’s team led through Neil Maupay but my defence bailed me out again with three clean sheets. The Muppets won this in back-to back seasons in the 2000s but haven’t made the final since, A 4-1 win at YTFIB puts Ryan in the hat for the next round, Phil Foden’s brace turning it round after Julian led.

Wheel Madrid are getting a taste for this cup lark by the look of it. Paul’s team put the Wateringhole Society away 4-0. John Paul van Hecke’s early own goal gave the Wheelmen a head start and Thiago Silva was on target in the second before two clean sheets rounded it out. Nil Satis got the better of Cheese Makers 4-3. Matthew led three times in this game before ultimately being undone by cleans from Botman and Branthwaite.

In the replay - the holders had no response to Danilo’s early volley and a second-half brace from Darwin Nunez confirmed Ian’s progression into the quarter-finals.