Week 5 Results - Artisans Join CFJs at the top

Claymore Athletic FC 0 v 1 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 0 v 2 Mega Buck Bandits

Markian United 5 v 2 Cheese Makers

Real Muppets 4 v 2 Stanley and Gracie United

The Cow-Faced Juniors 1 v 1 San Dimas High School

The Wateringhole Society 1 v 3 The Fabulous Artisans

Trusted By Millions 1 v 1 Aardvark Abacus

Wheel Madrid 2 v 1 YTFIB

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	The Cow-Faced Juniors	5	4	1	0	14	8	6	13
2	The Fabulous Artisans	5	4	1	0	10	5	5	13
3	The Wateringhole Society	5	3	0	2	10	11	-1	9
4	Mega Buck Bandits	5	3	0	2	7	8	-1	9
5	Aardvark Abacus	5	2	2	1	10	4	6	8
6	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	5	2	2	1	4	3	1	8
7	San Dimas High School	5	2	2	1	7	9	-2	8
8	Real Muppets	5	2	1	2	14	12	2	7
9	Markian United	5	2	1	2	11	10	1	7
10	Stanley and Gracie United	5	2	1	2	9	10	-1	7
11	Claymore Athletic FC	5	2	0	3	7	7	0	6
12	YTFIB	5	1	1	3	8	10	-2	4
13	Wheel Madrid	5	1	1	3	5	7	-2	4
14	Garth Crooks' Team of the Week	5	1	1	3	4	7	-3	4
15	Cheese Makers	5	1	0	4	7	12	-5	3
16	Trusted By Millions	5	0	2	3	4	8	-4	2

The CFJs retain top spot but lost their 100% league record with a 1-1 draw against San Dimas. It needed an injury time Gabriel header to grab that draw too after Mikel Merino had glanced me in front after 84 minutes. The Artisans join the Cows on 13 points following their 3-1 win at the Wateringhole. Nick Woltemade nodded Ben ahead in the first half, Jarrod Bowen doubled the lead with a deflected shot 20 minutes into the second half and Eddie Nketiah wrapped it up in injury time.

Mega Bucks are fourth (fourth!) after winning 2-0 at GC TotW. Jaidon Anthony was on target again for Dave and a Nathan Ake clean clinched the points. The Aardvarks are point behind following their 1-1 draw with Trusted. Ollie Watkins opened his account for the season for Ady, lofting over the keeper on 37 minutes, but his team were denied the win by a Rico Henry clean sheet. Beef still looking for that first league win.

Nil Satis are sixth (sixth!) after that 1-0 win over old rivals Claymore. The game was settled by Michael Keane’s 18th minute header. The Muppets climb to eighth but needed help from SGU in their 4-2 win. Maxime Esteve shinned into his own net twice and then Erling Haaland added a late brace with Enzo Fernandez and Trai Hume’s clean replying for Aaron.

In a week short of counters Markian found five to defeat Cheese Makers. Matthew’s team took the lead here too, Raul Jimenez glancing home after three minutes. That was soon levelled by Ismaila Sarr’s easy finish and then Benjamin Sesko notched his first WSFFL goal from close range and Joe Rodon made it 3-1 before the break. Joao Palhinha pulled one back in second half injury time but Ian had a couple of cleans up his sleeve. Wheel Madrid picked up their first win of the campaign, 2-1 against YTFIB. Antoine Semenyo fired a free-kick under the wall to put Julian ahead but the Wheelmen turned it round in two second half minutes thanks to John McGinn and Emi Buendia goals.