2013/2014 Provisional Fixture list

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League Week 1: W/C 17 August 2013

Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans


Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Athletico Phoenix


Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Final Fantasy XI


Real Muppets v Claymore Athletic FC


San Dimas High School v The Dead Parrots


The Cow-Faced Juniors v Mega Buck Bandits

Trusted By Millions v FCK2


YTFIB v Cheese Makers

League Week 2: W/C 24 August 2013

Athletico Phoenix v Aardvark Abacus
Cheese Makers v Mega Buck Bandits

Claymore Athletic FC v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

FCK2 v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Final Fantasy XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors

The Dead Parrots v Real Muppets
The Fabulous Artisans v Trusted By Millions
YTFIB v San Dimas High School

League Week 3: W/C 31 August 2013
Aardvark Abacus v Claymore Athletic FC
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Dead Parrots

Mega Buck Bandits v Final Fantasy XI
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Fabulous Artisans

Real Muppets v YTFIB
San Dimas High School v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v FCK2

Trusted By Millions v Athletico Phoenix



W/C 14 September: WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup First Round

League Week 4: W/C 21 September 2013
Athletico Phoenix v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Cheese Makers v Final Fantasy XI

Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions

FCK2 v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v Real Muppets
The Dead Parrots v Aardvark Abacus

The Fabulous Artisans v The Cow-Faced Juniors

YTFIB v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI


  

League Week 5: W/C 28 September 2013

Aardvark Abacus v YTFIB

Final Fantasy XI v FCK2
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v San Dimas High School

Mega Buck Bandits v The Fabulous Artisans

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Claymore Athletic FC

Real Muppets v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Athletico Phoenix

Trusted By Millions v The Dead Parrots


League Week 6: W/C 5 October 2013
Athletico Phoenix v Mega Buck Bandits

Cheese Makers v FCK2

Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Real Muppets v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus

The Dead Parrots v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Fabulous Artisans v Final Fantasy XI

YTFIB v Trusted By Millions


League Week 7: W/C 19 October 2013
Aardvark Abacus v Real Muppets
FCK2 v The Fabulous Artisans
Final Fantasy XI v Athletico Phoenix

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Cheese Makers

Mega Buck Bandits v Claymore Athletic FC
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v YTFIB

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Dead Parrots

Trusted By Millions v San Dimas High School


W/C 26 October:
WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup and Charity Shield Quarter Finals

League Week 8: W/C 2 November 2013
Athletico Phoenix v FCK2

Cheese Makers v The Fabulous Artisans

Claymore Athletic FC v Final Fantasy XI

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Aardvark Abacus
Real Muppets v Trusted By Millions


San Dimas High School v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum


The Dead Parrots v Mega Buck Bandits

YTFIB v The Cow-Faced Juniors


League Week 9: W/C 9 November 2013

Aardvark Abacus v Cheese Makers
FCK2 v Claymore Athletic FC 

Final Fantasy XI v The Dead Parrots

Mega Buck Bandits v YTFIB
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Real Muppets

The Cow-Faced Juniors v San Dimas High School


The Fabulous Artisans v Athletico Phoenix
Trusted By Millions v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI



League Week 10: W/C 23 November 2013
Aardvark Abacus v Trusted By Millions
Cheese Makers v Athletico Phoenix

Claymore Athletic FC v The Fabulous Artisans

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum Real Muppets v The Cow-Faced Juniors

San Dimas High School v Mega Buck Bandits

The Dead Parrots v FCK2

YTFIB v Final Fantasy XI


League Week 11: W/C 30 November 2013
Athletico Phoenix v Claymore Athletic FC
FCK2 v YTFIB

Final Fantasy XI v San Dimas High School

Mega Buck Bandits v Real Muppets

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Aardvark Abacus

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Fabulous Artisans v The Dead Parrots

Trusted By Millions v Cheese Makers


Midweek 3&4 December:
WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup and Charity Shield Semi Finals

League Week 12: W/C 7 December 2013
Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Cheese Makers v Claymore Athletic FC

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Mega Buck Bandits

Real Muppets v Final Fantasy XI
San Dimas High School v FCK2

The Dead Parrots v Athletico Phoenix

Trusted By Millions v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
YTFIB v The Fabulous Artisans


League Week 13: W/C 14 December 2013
Athletico Phoenix v YTFIB
Claymore Athletic FC v The Dead Parrots
FCK2 v Real Muppets

Final Fantasy XI v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Mega Buck Bandits v Aardvark Abacus

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions

The Fabulous Artisans v San Dimas High School




W/C 21 December: Charity Shield Final

26 December; WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup Final

 

League Week 14: W/C 28 December 2013
Aardvark Abacus v Final Fantasy XI

Cheese Makers v The Dead Parrots

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v FCK2

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans
San Dimas High School v Athletico Phoenix

Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits
YTFIB v Claymore Athletic FC




League Week 15: W/C 1 January 2014
Athletico Phoenix v Real Muppets

Claymore Athletic FC v San Dimas High School
FCK2 v Aardvark Abacus
Final Fantasy XI v Trusted By Millions

Mega Buck Bandits v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Cheese Makers

The Dead Parrots v YTFIB 

The Fabulous Artisans v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI



W/C 4 January 2014: WSFFL FA Cup First Round

League Week 16 (Reverse week 12): W/C 11 January 2014
Athletico Phoenix v The Dead Parrots
Claymore Athletic FC v Cheese Makers
Fantasy XI v Real Muppets
FCK2 v San Dimas High School
Final
Mega Buck Bandits v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI


Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus
The Fabulous Artisans v YTFIB




League Week 17 (Reverse week 13): W/C 18 January 2014
Aardvark Abacus v Mega Buck Bandits

Cheese Makers v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Final Fantasy XI

Real Muppets v FCK2

San Dimas High School v The Fabulous Artisans

The Dead Parrots v Claymore Athletic FC
Trusted By Millions v The Cow-Faced Juniors

YTFIB v Athletico Phoenix


Midweek 28/29 January: WSFFL FA Cup Quarter Finals

League Week 18 (Reverse week 10):  W/C 1 February 2014
Athletico Phoenix v Cheese Makers

Final Fantasy XI v YTFIB

FCK2 v The Dead Parrots

Mega Buck Bandits v San Dimas High School

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Real Muppets

The Fabulous Artisans v Claymore Athletic FC

Trusted By Millions v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 19 (Reverse week 3): W/C 8 February 2014
Athletico Phoenix v Trusted By Millions
Cheese Makers v San Dimas High School

Claymore Athletic FC v Aardvark Abacus

FCK2 v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Final Fantasy XI v Mega Buck Bandits
The Dead Parrots v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Fabulous Artisans v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

YTFIB v Real Muppets


League Week 20 (Reverse week 15): Midweek 11/12 February 2014
Aardvark Abacus v FCK2

Cheese Makers v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Fabulous Artisans

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Mega Buck Bandits

Real Muppets v Athletico Phoenix

San Dimas High School v Claymore Athletic FC

Trusted By Millions v Final Fantasy XI

YTFIB v The Dead Parrots

League Week 21 (Reverse week 8): W/C 22 February 2014
Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
FCK2 v Athletico Phoenix

Final Fantasy XI v Claymore Athletic FC

Mega Buck Bandits v The Dead Parrots

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v San Dimas High School

The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB

The Fabulous Artisans v Cheese Makers

Trusted By Millions v Real Muppets



League Week 22 (Reverse week 9): W/C 1 March 2014
Athletico Phoenix v The Fabulous Artisans
Cheese Makers v Aardvark Abacus

Claymore Athletic FC v FCK2

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Trusted By Millions

Real Muppets v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

San Dimas High School v The Cow-Faced Juniors

The Dead Parrots v Final Fantasy XI

YTFIB v Mega Buck Bandits


W/C 8 March: WSFFL FA Cup Semi Finals

League Week 23 (Reverse week 4): W/C 15 March 2014
Aardvark Abacus v The Dead Parrots

Final Fantasy XI v Cheese Makers

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v YTFIB

Mega Buck Bandits v FCK2

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Athletico Phoenix

Real Muppets v San Dimas High School
The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Fabulous Artisans

Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic FC



League Week 24 (Reverse week 5): W/C 22 March 2014
Athletico Phoenix v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Cheese Makers v Real Muppets

Claymore Athletic FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
FCK2 v Final Fantasy XI
San Dimas High School v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Dead Parrots v Trusted By Millions

The Fabulous Artisans v Mega Buck Bandits

YTFIB v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 25 (Reverse week 6): W/C 29 March 2014
Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School

FCK2 v Cheese Makers

Final Fantasy XI v The Fabulous Artisans

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Real Muppets
Mega Buck Bandits v Athletico Phoenix

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Dead Parrots

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Claymore Athletic FC

Trusted By Millions v YTFIB


League Week 26 (Reverse week 7): W/C 5 April 2014
Athletico Phoenix v Final Fantasy XI

Cheese Makers v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits

Real Muppets v Aardvark Abacus

San Dimas High School v Trusted By Millions

The Dead Parrots v The Cow-Faced Juniors

The Fabulous Artisans v FCK2
YTFIB v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum


League Week 27 (Reverse week 1): W/C 12 April 2014
Athletico Phoenix v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Cheese Makers v YTFIB

Claymore Athletic FC v Real Muppets

FCK2 v Trusted By Millions

Final Fantasy XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Dead Parrots v San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans v Aardvark Abacus



W/C 19 April: WSFFL FA Cup Final

League Week 28 (Reverse week 2): W/C 26 April 2014
Aardvark Abacus v Athletico Phoenix

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Claymore Athletic FC

Mega Buck Bandits v Cheese Makers

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v FCK2

Real Muppets v The Dead Parrots

San Dimas High School v YTFIB
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Final Fantasy XI

Trusted By Millions v The Fabulous Artisans


League Week 29 (Reverse week 11): W/C 3 May 2014

Aardvark Abacus v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Cheese Makers v Trusted By Millions

Claymore Athletic FC v Athletico Phoenix
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Real Muppets v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v Final Fantasy XI

The Dead Parrots v The Fabulous Artisans

YTFIB v FCK2


League Week 30 (Reverse week 14): W/C 11 May 2014
Athletico Phoenix v San Dimas High School

Claymore Athletic FC v YTFIB

FCK2 v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Final Fantasy XI v Aardvark Abacus

Mega Buck Bandits v Trusted By Millions
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Dead Parrots v Cheese Makers

The Fabulous Artisans v Real Muppets


Opening day fixtures announced

The fixture computer has done its stuff for 2013/14 and dealt this for the opening day of the season.

Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Athletico Phoenix
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Final Fantasy XI
Real Muppets v Claymore Athletic FC
San Dimas High School v The Dead Parrots
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Mega Buck Bandits
Trusted By Millions v FCK2
YTFIB v Cheese Makers

Our champions start at home to the inconsistent Bandits, Kevin begins his WSFFL life with a tricky trip to Trusted.

2012/13 Transfer Stats

Before I completely bring down the curtain on last season let's have a look at some numbers.

You may remember I took a look at transfer dealings last year so here's something similar.

Income

A bit of business between teams meant transfer expenditure across the league was £331m. This was a £40m increase on the year before but is about average across the last seven seasons.

Two teams turned profits on their business but one was on the modest side.

Expenditure

I didn't think there was a dramatic amount of business but at £531,750,000 this was the second highest over the last seven seasons.

Eight teams kept losses below £15m while two exceeded £25m.

Total Business

Total losses across the league topped £200m for the second successive season at £200,750,000 but this is still £50m down on the 2006/07 record.

Here are some updated team stats (names and seasons withheld)

Top seasonal transfer income by a single team
1 - £90,000,000
2 - £76,300,000
3 - £65,300,000
4 - £58,500,000
5 - £54,600,000

Top seasonal transfer expenditure by a single team
1 - £108,000,000
2 - £72,750,000
3 - £65,500,000
4 - £64,500,000
5 - £58,750,000

Top seasonal transfer profits by a single team
1 - £32,800,000
2 - £24,500,000
2 - £23,100,000
4 - £21,800,000
5 - £17,250,000

Top seasonal transfer losses by a single team
1 - £75,100,000
2 - £43,250,000
3 - £37,050,000
4 - £33,500,000
5 - £29,250,000

Co-ordinator Awards - £500k Team of the Season

More of the same but the players on this list were all bought for the knockdown price of 500,000 Fantasy Pounds. They're out there if you buy early enough, look hard enough or just get lucky.

GK: Joe Hart (Dead Parrots)

DEF: Joey O'Brien (YTFIB), Leighton Baines (Artisans), Glen Johnson (Boston Rock), Rafael (San Dimas)

MID: Gareth Bale (The CFJs), Frank Lampard (Boston Rock), Clint Dempsey (CFJs), Steven Gerrard (Trusted)

ATT: Wayne Rooney (Claymore), Jermain Defoe (Boston Rock)

Subs: Simon Mignolet (San Dimas); Robert Huth (Trusted), Vincent Kompany (Aardvarks); Shaun Maloney (Phoenix), Stephane Sessegnon (Trusted); Daniel Sturridge (Muppets)


2011/12
Hart (Krul)
Bale, Kompany, Baines, Walker (N.Taylor)
Dempsey, Larsson, Jarvis, Sigurdsson (McClean, Pilkington, Sessegnon)
Rooney, Yakubu (Defoe)

2010/11
Hart (Foster)
Kompany, Hangeland, A.Cole, Bale (Huth)
Dempsey, C.Gardner, Etherington, N'Zogbia (Barton, Park, Osman, Morrison)
Odemwingie, Elmander (Davies)

2009/10
Sorensen (Robinson)
Carragher, A.Cole, Dunne, Givet (Baines)
Etherington, Fabregas, Gerrard, Valencia (D.Fletcher, Diaby, Dempsey)
Defoe, Rooney (Agbonlahor)

2008/09
Sorensen (Given)
Terry, Carragher, Corluka, O'Shea (P.Neville)
Gerrard, Osman, Ireland, Brunt (D.Murphy)
Agbonlahor, K.Davies (Defoe)

2007/08
Howard (Keller, Robinson)
A.Cole, Carragher, Barry, Johnson (Terry)
Gerrard, Downing, Bentley, Hunt (J.Cole)
Rooney, Defoe (Kitson, Owen) 

Co-ordinator Awards - English Team of the Season

Same rules as before but for the England-qualified WSFFL stars.

GK:  Joe Hart (Dead Parrots)

DEF: Leighton Baines (Artisans), Glen Johnson (Boston Rock), Ashley Cole (Muppets), Rio Ferdinand (Boston Rock)

MID: Frank Lampard, Kevin Nolan (both Boston Rock), Theo Walcott (San Dimas), Steven Gerrard (Trusted)

ATT: Rickie Lambert (Dead Parrots), Wayne Rooney (Claymore)

Subs: Ruddy (Boston Rock); Kieran Gibbs (Artisans); Craig Gardner (Aardvarks); Jermain Defoe (Boston Rock)

2011/12
Hart (Foster)
Terry, Baines, Lescott, Walker (R.Ferdinand)
Lampard, Sinclair, Jarvis, Young (Johnson)
Rooney, Defoe (Graham)

2010/11
Hart (Foster)
Terry, Jagielka, A.Cole, Baines (Ridgewell)
Nolan, Lampard, Walcott, Young (Etherington)
Bent, Carroll (Davies)

2009/10
Robinson (Hart)
Baines, Carragher, A.Cole, Terry (G.Johnson)
Dunn, Gerrard, Lampard, Milner (Etherington)
D. Bent, Rooney (Defoe)

2008/09
Robinson (James)
Lescott, Terry, Carragher, P. Neville (R.Ferdinand)
Gerrard, Lampard, Osman, M.Taylor (A.Young)
D. Bent, Agbonlahor (K.Davies)

2007/08
James (Green)
R.Ferdinand, Lescott, Brown, A.Cole (Carragher)
Lampard, Gerrard, Downing, Bentley (J.Cole)
Rooney, Defoe (Kitson and Owen) 

Co-Ordinator Awards - Team of the Season

(All awards are made on basis of contributions in all WSFFL competitions. Where there is a tie, contributions in league matches take precedence. Then I'll try and separate them by goals scored. Then perhaps by whoever's tallest. If you see two or more names as subs in a position I still couldn't split them.)

GK: Joe Hart (Dead Parrots)

DEF: Per Mertersacker (Phoenix), Joey O'Brien (YTFIB), Leighton Baines (Artisans), Gael Clichy (Claymore)

MID: Gareth Bale, Michu (both CFJs), Frank Lampard, Kevin Nolan (both Boston Rock)

ATT: Robin van Persie (Athletic Phoenix), Luis Suarez (The CFJs)

Subs: Pepe Reina (Real Muppets); Jose Enrique (Final Fantasy); Santi Cazorla (Phoenix) ; Demba Ba (Final Fantasy)

2011/12
Hart (Krul)
Bale, Evra, Terry, Kompany (Vermaelen)
Dempsey, Lampard, Van der Vaart, Sinclair (Arteta, Larsson)
van Persie, Rooney (Aguero)

2010/11
Hart (Cech)
Ivanovic, Terry, Vidic, Hangeland (Kompany)
Van der Vaart, Adam, Nolan, Malouda (Lampard)
Tevez, Berbatov (van Persie)

2009/10
Cech (Sorensen)
Terry, Samba, Dunne, Vermaelen (Cuellar)
Lampard, Fabregas, Malouda, Gerrard (K-P Boateng)
Tevez, Drogba (D.Bent)

2008/09
Van der Sar (Reina)
Vidic, Lescott, Terry, Arbeloa (Carragher)
Gerrard, Lampard, Ronaldo, Fellaini (Geovanni)
Anelka, Bent (Agbonlahor)

2007/08
Reina (van der Sar)
R.Ferdinand, Lescott, Evra, Vidic (Brown)
Ronaldo, Lampard, Gerrard, Downing (Bentley)
Torres, Yakubu (Berbatov) 

Co-ordinator Awards - Players of the season

Awards are made on basis of contributions in all WSFFL competitions. Where there is a tie, contributions in league matches take precedence.

Player of the season: Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) - 26 goals
(I wrote about van Persie after he won this award last season. I don't think I need to add any more.)

Previous winners:
2011/12 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) - 27 goals
2010/11 - Branislav Ivanovic (Claymore Athletic) - four goals, 16 clean sheets
2009/10 - Frank Lampard (Boston Rock) - 21 goals
2008/09 - Nemanja Vidic - (Fred West LG XI) - three goals, 19 clean sheets
2007/08 - Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Muppets) - 27 goals  


Golden Boot: Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) - 26 goals

Previous winners:
2011/12 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) - 27 goals
2010/11 - Carlos Tevez (Real Muppets) - 19 goals
2009/10 - Frank Lampard (Boston Rock) - 21 goals
2008/09 - Nicolas Anelka (The CFJs) - 18 goals
2007/08 - Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Muppets) - 27 goals

Golden Gloves: Joe Hart (Dead Parrots) - 17 cleans, one saved penalty

Previous winners:
2011/12 - Joe Hart (Dead Parrots) - 14 cleans
2010/11 - Joe Hart (Dead Parrots) - 16 cleans, one saved penalty
2009/10 - Petr Cech (Aardvark Abacus) -15 cleans
2008/09 - Edwin van der Sar (The CFJs) - 21 cleans
2007/08 - Jose Reina (Real Muppets) - 16 cleans, one saved penalty

Defender of the Season: Per Mertersacker (Athletico Phoenix) - 3 goals, 13 cleans

Previous winners:
2011/12 - Gareth Bale (The CFJs) - six goals, 14 cleans
2010/11 - Branislav Ivanovic (Claymore Athletic) - four goals, 16 cleans
2009/10 - John Terry (Boston Rock) - two goals, 19 cleans
2008/09 - Nemanja Vidic (Fred West LG XI) - three goals, 19 cleans
2007/08 - Rio Ferdinand (Boston Rock) - two goals, 22 cleans

Midfielder of the Season: Gareth Bale (The CFJs) - 22 goals

Previous winners:
2011/12 - Clint Dempsey (the CFJs) - 18 goals
2010/11 - Rafael van der Vaart (Fred West LG XI) - 12 goals
2009/10 - Frank Lampard (Boston Rock) - 21 goals
2008/09 - Steven Gerrard (Trusted By Millions) - 15 goals
2007/08 - Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Muppets) - 27 goals

Attacker of the Season: Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) - 26 goals

Previous winners:
2011/12 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) - 27 goals

2010/11 - Carlos Tevez (Real Muppets) - 19 goals
2009/10 - Carlos Tevez (Real Muppets) - 20 goals
2008/09 - Nicolas Anelka (The CFJs) - 18 goals
2007/08 - Fernando Torres (Trusted By Millions) - 17 goals

Young Player of the Season: Gareth Bale (The CFJs) - 22 goals

Previous winners:
2011/12 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore Athletic) - 21 goals
2010/11 - Joe Hart (Dead Parrots) - 16 cleans, one saved penalty
2009/10 - Thomas Vermaelen (Real Muppets) - six goals, ten cleans
2008/09 - Gael Clichy (Claymore) and Vedran Corluka (CFJs) - both one goal, 14 cleans
2007/08 - Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Muppets) - 27 goals

£500k Player of the season: Gareth Bale (The CFJs) - 22 goals

Previous winners:
2011/12 - Wayne Rooney (Claymore Athletic) - 26 goals
2010/11 - Joe Hart (Dead Parrots) - 16 cleans, one saved penalty
2009/10 - Richard Dunne (Fabulous Artisans) - three goals, 14 cleans
2008/09 - John Terry (San Dimas) - one goal, 15 cleans
2007/08 - Ashley Cole (Real Muppets) - two goals, 15 cleans