Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Viduka no longer a Muppet

Real Muppets manager Ryan Moore has terminated the contract of Mark Viduka with immediate effect.

The Muppets boss paid £11.5 million for the not-so-mobile yet talented, nearly always injured front man but has grown impatient with his unavailability.

Viduka found the net five times last season but has fallen down the Muppets pecking order this term and this has led to speculation that the Aussie striker may now retire.

Ryan's parting shot on the man who picked up a WSFFL Championship medal in 2006/07 was: "bloke's been injured longer than I was...".

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