Week 18 Results - Abacus goes up to eight

Aardvark Abacus 8 v 1 The Cow-Faced Juniors

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 1 v 2 Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits 2 v 3 The Fabulous Artisans

Real Muppets 3 v 1 San Dimas High School

The Wateringhole Society 3 v 1 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Trusted By Millions 2 v 1 Cheese Makers

Wheel Madrid 4 v 2 Markian United 

YTFIB 0 v 6 Claymore Athletic FC

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Aardvark Abacus	18	13	1	4	62	31	31	40
2	The Fabulous Artisans	18	12	1	5	49	31	18	37
3	Claymore Athletic FC	18	11	2	5	45	31	14	35
4	The Wateringhole Society	18	10	2	6	46	33	13	32
5	Stanley and Gracie United	18	10	2	6	40	33	7	32
6	The Cow-Faced Juniors	18	10	2	6	42	37	5	32
7	Markian United	18	10	1	7	38	44	-6	31
8	Trusted By Millions	18	9	3	6	51	36	15	30
9	Real Muppets	18	7	4	7	35	36	-1	25
10	Cheese Makers	18	7	2	9	34	41	-7	23
11	San Dimas High School	18	6	4	8	32	40	-8	22
12	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	18	6	3	9	40	42	-2	21
13	Mega Buck Bandits	18	5	2	11	21	35	-14	17
14	YTFIB	18	4	4	10	22	44	-22	16
15	Wheel Madrid	18	2	5	11	30	50	-20	11
16	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	18	2	2	14	18	41	-23	8

What better way to put a title rival in their place that sticking enough goals past them to ruin their goal difference as well. The Aardvarks scored seven times in an incredible first half, with braces from Sean Longstaff and Richarlison on their way to an 8-1 drubbing of the CFJs. The Artisans won 3-2 at the Bandits to stick within three points. Alex Moreno, who’d scored an own goal in midweek, was Ben’s star man with a goal and a clean after they’d been 2-0 down at the break.

The supercomputer dismissed Clive’s title chances but he’s only five points behind in third after a 6-0 victory at YTFIB. Matheus Cunha hit a hat-trick and Rasmus Hojlund was on target again for Claymore. Can those two keep it up to keep Claymore in the picture? Three points behind the Wateringhole are the first of three teams on 32 points. Bukayo Saka and Callum Hudson-Odoi scoring for Kiran in a 3-1 win over Nil Satis.

SGU won 2-1 away at Fred to go fifth. Elijah Adebayo kept his scoring form going and Kieran Trippier also notched for Aaron. Markian drop to seventh after going down 4-2 at Wheel Madrid. Alejandro Garnacho’s second half double brought the game back to 2-2 with six minutes left but Paul W went back in front thanks to Thiago Silva’s header and a Diego Carlos clean. Wheels are back off the bottom.

An injury time Leandro Trossard goal gave Beef a 2-1 win over Cheese Makers to just about keep him in touch with the top. Phil Foden’s hat-trick gave the Muppets a 3-1 win over San Dimas. Ryan is top of the bottom half. Would Arsene Wenger want a trophy for that?