Week 29 Results - Aardvarks break 100-goal barrier

Cheese Makers 2 v 3 Aardvark Abacus 

Claymore Athletic FC 2 v 2 Real Muppets 

Markian United 1 v 2 Trusted By Millions 

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 1 v 0 Mega Buck Bandits 

San Dimas High School 4 v 0 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Stanley and Gracie United 1 v 2 Wheel Madrid

The Cow-Faced Juniors 3 v 2 The Wateringhole Society 

The Fabulous Artisans 4 v 0 YTFIB

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Aardvark Abacus	29	22	2	5	102	50	52	68
2	The Fabulous Artisans	29	17	2	10	70	50	20	53
3	The Cow-Faced Juniors	29	16	4	9	67	59	8	52
4	Trusted By Millions	29	15	6	8	96	65	31	51
5	The Wateringhole Society	29	16	2	11	72	61	11	50
6	Claymore Athletic FC	29	15	4	10	61	46	15	49
7	Stanley and Gracie United	29	15	2	12	59	57	2	47
8	San Dimas High School	29	13	4	12	66	56	10	43
9	Real Muppets	29	12	7	10	65	58	7	43
10	Markian United	29	13	2	14	54	67	-13	41
11	Mega Buck Bandits	29	10	6	13	48	55	-7	36
12	Cheese Makers	29	10	5	14	56	64	-8	35
13	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	29	9	5	15	58	71	-13	32
14	Wheel Madrid	29	5	9	15	47	76	-29	24
15	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	29	5	5	19	30	66	-36	20
16	YTFIB	29	4	5	20	31	81	-50	17

The second week running where a team from the bottom half gives the Aardvarks a scare but Ady finds a way. Cheese Makers were two down with five minutes left before Bryan Mbeumo and Julian Alvarez (from the spot) made it 2-2. Before Matthew could celebrate a hard-earned point Ben White’s clean gave the Aardvarks the win and put them on the brink of history.

The race for second is down to four teams with the Artisans in pole position. Ben beat YTFIB 4-0 with all the action in the second half, there was a first WSFFL goal for Jarell Quansah and Raheem Sterling and Nicolas Jackson were also on target. The CFJs are a point further back after edging the Wateringhole 3-2. Kiran took an early lead through Mykhailo Mudryk but three late goals from Eberi Eze, Tomas Soucek and an injury time stunner from Yoane Wissa turned the game round. Kiran really needs results to go his way on the final day to take the runner-up spot. There’s another point back to Trusted who kept their winning streak going this week. The 2-1 win over Markian wasn’t their most convincing of late but goals from Leandro Trossard and Jean-Phillipe Mateta proved enough.

Claymore won’t be getting a little trophy this season after a 2-2 draw with Muppets means Clive can no longer finish runner-up. Matheus Cunha got his tenth of the season to put the Swordsmen 2-1 up, Ryan earned a point with a James Tarkowski clean. SGU are also out of the second place running after going down 2-1 at home to Wheel Madrid. Dominic Solanke’s 89th minute strike looked to have earned Aaron a point but the Wheelmen won it thanks to a Radu Dragusin clean from the bench.

San Dimas are in the top half for the first time this season after beating Fred 4-0. Josko Gvardiol has started repaying his transfer fee lately and this week notched a very rare two goals and a clean hat-trick. Nil Satis (the only team not to spend at least a week in the top half this season) beat Mega Bucks 1-0 courtesy of a Jarrad Braithwaite clean sheet. The result will condemn YTFIB to bottom spot unless something unbelievable happens at the weekend.