Week 27 Results

Well, that’s just about that then.

Aardvark Abacus 2 v 0 YTFIB

FCK2 1 v 3 Athletico Phoenix

Mega Buck Bandits 2 v 2 San Dimas High School

Real Muppets 0 v 3 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Cow-Faced Juniors 3 v 2 Cheese Makers

The Fabulous Artisans 2 v 0 Wheel Madrid

The Wateringhole Society 0 v 4 Claymore Athletic FC

Trusted By Millions 3 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

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	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	27	19	0	8	79	52	27	57
2	Real Muppets	27	14	6	7	42	36	6	48
3	The Cow-Faced Juniors	27	15	2	10	80	56	24	47
4	The Fabulous Artisans	27	14	5	8	53	41	12	47
5	Wheel Madrid	27	13	5	9	50	50	0	44
6	Athletico Phoenix	27	11	10	6	57	45	12	43
7	Trusted By Millions	27	12	6	9	53	40	13	42
8	San Dimas High School	27	11	6	10	63	59	4	39
9	Aardvark Abacus	27	11	6	10	45	42	3	39
10	Claymore Athletic FC	27	12	3	12	63	63	0	39
11	Mega Buck Bandits	27	11	4	12	51	46	5	37
12	Cheese Makers	27	11	4	12	43	52	-9	37
13	The Wateringhole Society	27	4	11	12	30	56	-26	23
14	FCK2	27	6	4	17	36	55	-19	22
15	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	27	6	4	17	34	56	-22	22
16	YTFIB	27	6	4	17	42	72	-30	22

Match of the Week

You can stick a fork in this season because it’s almost done. On the first weekend of the season Fred beat the Muppets 5-1, and a 3-0 win over the same opponents, his closest rivals, means that only a bizarre set of results can deprive him of a second league title.

After a cagey goalless first half a brilliant pass dissected the Muppets defence and Dele Alli was on the end to fire home five minutes after the break. Eden Hazard was on target in that Week One game and struck in this one too, firing across the keeper and finding the corner from 18 yards with a quarter of an hour left. Alfie Mawson’s clean wrapped things up.

Elsewhere in the League

Ryan’s defeat means second place in the table is very much up for grabs. The CFJs and the Artisans now both just one point behind the Muppets. Chris and Co. struck twice through Willian set-pieces in the first half but needed a late Robert Huth own goal to give them breathing space over Cheese Makers. The Artisans had a clean sheet win over Wheel Madrid who are three points further back.

Athletico had their first win in six thanks to three cleans against FCK2 after Harry Kane had scored first for Kevin. Trusted had been eight without a win before having too much for Nil Satis. Adobe, Markovic and De Gea getting in the scoresheet for Beef.

The Aardvarks continued their recent winning run despite being down to nine men against YTFIB after 25 minutes. A couple of cleans got the job done for Ady. There was early action between Mega Bucks and San Dimas too. In-form Josh King had Dave ahead after two minutes and a Phillippe Coutinho free-kick doubled the advantage after 24 minutes. My team hauled themselves back for a point thanks to Charlie Daniels scoring and getting a clean.

Claymore's comfortable win at The Wateringhole Society means that the middle of the table is extraordinarily tight. Four teams who’ve had half-decent campaigns will find themselves in the bottom half come late May. No telling which order the bottom four will end up in either.