Sunday 27 February 2022

Week 21 Results - Top five all win

Aardvark Abacus 2 v 3 The Wateringhole Society
Cheese Makers 2 v 0 YTFIB
Markian United 1 v 2 Fred West Landscape Gdg XI
Mega Buck Bandits 0 v 3 The Fabulous Artisans
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 1 v 3 Claymore Athletic FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors 4 v 1 Real Muppets
Trusted by Millions 3 v 0 Stanley Athletic FC
Wheel Madrid 1 v 1 San Dimas High School

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1The Wateringhole Society21135354312344
2Trusted By Millions21133553332042
3Claymore Athletic FC21131752341840
4The Cow-Faced Juniors21122744291538
5The Fabulous Artisans2111284641535
6Aardvark Abacus211011048361231
7San Dimas High School218763428631
8Cheese Makers218672833-530
9Real Muppets2192104448-429
10Fred West Landscape Gardening XI218493639-328
11Stanley Athletic FC218493443-928
12Nil Satis Nisi Optimum218492636-1028
13Mega Buck Bandits2163123040-1021
14Wheel Madrid2155113037-720
15Markian United2145121938-1917
16YTFIB2150161951-3215

The Wateringhole Society continue at the top after a 3-2 win at the Aardvarks. Dejan Kulusevski looks another shrewd Kiran signing and put the Society ahead on 15 minutes but his side were on the back foot late in the second half. Ollie Watkins, on 64 minutes, and Son Heung-Min, five minutes from time, both raced on to through balls to score and put Ady ahead. Kiran’s team earned the win with cleans from Ruben Dias and Ezri Konsa. Trusted are still hot on the leaders’ heels after a 3-0 win over Stanley. All the goals came in the first half. Jeff Schlupp opened the scoring on nine minutes, poking in from six yards, Che Adams hooked in from even closer on 36 minutes before an unmarked Joe Willock smacked high into the net a minute from the break.

Claymore are two points further behind after beating Evertonian rivals Nil Satis 3-1. Matt Doherty arrived at the far side of the box to fire Paul S ahead on 10 minutes but the lead only lasted seven minutes before Matty Cash smacked in off the post from the edge of the box to bring Clive level. There were no more goals but Claymore took the win through cleans from Cash and John Stones. Another two points back are the CFJs who beat the Muppets 4-1 to keep their title hopes alive. Tomas Soucek stuck out a leg to steer a cross in and put the Cows ahead just before the hour but Ryan’s team were level eight minutes from time when Phil Foden reacted quickest to a loose ball to score from close in. Three cleans from Tino Livramento, Jan Bednarek and Aymeric Laporte delivered the win to Chris and Co.

The Artisans are nine points behind but not completely out of the picture after a 3-0 win at Mega Bucks. Clean sheets all the way for Ben this week with Mohammed Salisu, Victor Lindelof and Emil Krafth on the scoresheet. San Dimas drew 1-1 with Wheel Madrid to stay seventh. Joelinton (best midfielder in Europe right now?) delivered a towering far post header to put me ahead after 33 minutes but I couldn’t finish the game off and a Raphael Varane clean meant the points were shared. 

Cheese Makers are back in the top half following a 2-0 win over YTFIB. It was cleans for Andrew Robertson and Tyrone Mings that saw Matthew home. Fred edged Markian 2-1 and the Gardeners are slowly climbing the table. Ian went ahead when Harry Kane steered a volley across the keeper after 27 minutes. The lead lasted until 83 minutes when Pepe controlled with his right foot, pirouetted and finished with his left before Aaron Wan-Bissaka’s clean gave Fred all three points. 

Monday 21 February 2022

Week 20 Results - Trusted gain ground

Cheese Makers 0 v 4 Trusted by Millions
Claymore Athletic FC 3 v 4 Stanley Athletic FC
Fred West Landscape Gdg XI 2 v 2 The Wateringhole Society
Markian United 2 v 0 Wheel Madrid
Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 0 Aardvark Abacus
Real Muppets 2 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 2 The Cow-Faced Juniors
YTFIB 1 v 2 San Dimas High School

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1The Wateringhole Society20125351292241
2Trusted By Millions20123550331739
3Claymore Athletic FC20121749331637
4The Cow-Faced Juniors20112740281235
5The Fabulous Artisans2010284341232
6Aardvark Abacus20101946331331
7San Dimas High School208663327630
8Real Muppets209294344-129
9Stanley Athletic FC208483440-628
10Nil Satis Nisi Optimum208482533-828
11Cheese Makers207672633-727
12Fred West Landscape Gardening XI207493438-425
13Mega Buck Bandits2063113037-721
14Wheel Madrid2054112936-719
15Markian United2045111836-1817
16YTFIB2050151949-3015

Last season’s champions held this season’s leaders to a 2-2 draw to close the top of the table up again. Kiran made the perfect start in the fourth minute when January signing Dejan Kulusevski rolled the ball in from the edge of the area and the lead stayed intact until first half injury-time when Bruno Fernandes headed home. Mo Salah raced onto an assist from the Gardeners’ keeper to make it 2-1 to Fred on 67 minutes but a Malang Sarr clean seven minutes later earned the Society a point. Trusted are up to second after shutting out Cheese Makers at Le Stade. Robin Koch’s early clean had Beef in front and the lead was doubled just before the break when Joe Willock hooked in his first of the season. Raphinha slid in the third after the break and a perfect day for Trusted was complete when record signing Luis Diaz got on the scoresheet late on.

Claymore dropped a place after ending up on the wrong end of a seven-goal thriller v Stanley. Wout Weghorst’s 16-yard first time strike put Clive ahead but headers from Craig Dawson and Harry Maguire had turned the game in Aaron’s favour before the break. A deflected effort from Milot Rashica and a low Stuart Armstrong shot made it 4-1 within seven minutes of the re-start and though Claymore hit back through Daniel Podence and Hakim Ziyech it wasn’t enough to grab a point. The CFJs beat the Artisans 2-1 to close to within six points. Ben’s team went in front three minutes after half time when Emile Smith Rowe finished off a solo run with a well-placed shot. The Cows were level five minutes later when Rodrigo Moreno’s cross deceived the Artisans keeper and the away side took the points thanks to a Jan Bednarek clean.

The Aardvarks stay sixth after going down 1-0 in the 'Bevan Derby’. Ruben Neves settled this one in Dave’s favour after just nine minutes with a controlled half volley from the edge of the D. San Dimas are seventh, a point behind, after late goals brought me a 2-1 win at YTFIB. Ilkay Gundogan had latched on a keeper error to put Julian ahead are 33 minutes and my team only grabbed an equaliser with two minutes to go when Anthony Elanga found space to place through the keeper’s legs and two minutes into injury time Riyad Mahrez smashed a penalty high into the net for the winner.

The Muppets beat Nil Satis 2-0 with cleans from Andrea Christensen and Ben Johnson to take their opponents place in the top half. Markian beat Wheel Madrid 2-0 to climb off the bottom of the table. A second half Harry Kane brace made it eight without a win in the league for Paul W whose team are getting sucked into the scrap at the wrong end of the table.