Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy 1st Round results

Aardvark Abacus 1 v 1 San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 2 v 3 Trusted By Millions

Markian United 1 v 1 Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits 2 v 3 Cheese Makers

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 2 v 0 Claymore Athletic FC

Real Muppets 5 v 0 The Fabulous Artisans

Wheel Madrid 1 v 1 The Cow-Faced Juniors

YTFIB 3 v 0 The Wateringhole Society

Replays

San Dimas High School 1 v 3 Aardvark Abacus

Stanley and Gracie United 1 v 3 Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors 2 v 1 Wheel Madrid

Let’s start with the holders as is customary. Nil Satis are through to the quarters after a 2-0 victory over Claymore. The game turned on a late penalty. Jose Sa saved from Aleksandar Mitrovic to put Paul ahead and Sven Botman confirmed the win with a clean. Trusted were beaten in the final last year and are back in the last eight after a 3-2 win at Fred. A Gabriel Jesus brace had Beef two up but the Gardeners pulled one back when an attempted clearance bounced in off Taiwo Awoniyi. Luis Diaz’ brilliant finish restored the two goal lead on the hour and although that was cut when Gabriel Martinelli struck from outside the box with 15 minutes left Beef’s team saw out the rest of the game. The Muppets were the big winners in League Week One and they repeated the feat with another 5-0 win, the Artisans the victims this time. Kalidou Coulibaly volleyed in a corner after 19 minutes, Kevin De Bruyne curled in the second and then slipped Phil Foden in to make it 3-0 at the break. Reece James blasted in a fourth before Lucas Digne bundled in an own goal to round out Ben’s bad day. 

Shock result of the day was Julian’s 3-0 win over The Wateringhole Society. Ilkay Gundogan converted a one-on-one on 19 minutes and when William Saliba headed past his own keeper eight minutes after the break Kiran’s team were right up against it. They couldn’t find a response and Nathan Collins' clean made it 3-0. The Wateringhole are yet to win a PCMT game in eight attempts. Cheese Makers have never got past the quarter-finals but they’ll have another crack at it after edging Mega Bucks 3-2. Danny Ings opened the scoring with a fine turn and low shot on 31 minutes but Dave immediately responded through Wilfried Zaha. Matthew was back in front three minutes later when Bryan Mbeumo converted on the break. Grant Xhaka brought Dave level ten minutes after the interval after a keeper error but the tie was settled with Jonny’s clean sheet.

There are three replays to sort out after the rest of the games all finished 1-1. Kyle Walker-Peters shot across the keeper with nine minutes left to give my team the lead at the Aardvarks only for Antonee Robinson to get a levelling clean sheet. Ian must have thought he’d beaten Aaron when Harry Kane headed in six minutes into injury time only for Kiran Trippier to reply with a clean for SGU. James Maddison fired through the CFJs keeper with 16 minutes left to put Wheel Madrid ahead but a Rayan Ait-Nouri clean for the Cows mean the two teams will try again this week.

Replays

San Dimas made a fourth straight 1st round exit after a 3-1 defeat to the Aardvarks. After an early goal for each side Ady went through courtesy of cleans from Ben White and Lewis Dunk. Brendan Aaronson’s first WSFFL goal put Ian ahead but SGU were level with a brilliant Kieran Trippier free-kick. Harry Kane’s close range header and a Davinson Sanchez clean saw Markian through. Brennan Johnson’s first WSFFL strike was the winner for the CFJs over Wheel Madrid after Miguel Almiron’s goal had been cancelled out by James Maddison.

Week One Results - Statement win for Muppets

Aardvark Abacus 0 v 3 Wheel Madrid

Cheese Makers 1 v 3 Claymore Athletic FC

Markian United 1 v 2 Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 2 The Cow-Faced Juniors

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 0 v 0 Trusted By Millions

Real Muppets 5 v 0 San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 3 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

YTFIB 0 v 3 The Wateringhole Society

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Real Muppets	1	1	0	0	5	0	5	3
2	The Wateringhole Society	1	1	0	0	3	0	3	3
3	Wheel Madrid	1	1	0	0	3	0	3	3
4	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	1	1	0	0	3	1	2	3
5	Claymore Athletic FC	1	1	0	0	3	1	2	3
6	Stanley and Gracie United	1	1	0	0	2	1	1	3
7	The Cow-Faced Juniors	1	1	0	0	2	1	1	3
8	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	1
9	Trusted By Millions	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	1
10	Markian United	1	0	0	1	1	2	-1	0
11	Mega Buck Bandits	1	0	0	1	1	2	-1	0
12	The Fabulous Artisans	1	0	0	1	1	3	-2	0
13	Cheese Makers	1	0	0	1	1	3	-2	0
14	YTFIB	1	0	0	1	0	3	-3	0
15	Aardvark Abacus	1	0	0	1	0	3	-3	0
16	San Dimas High School	1	0	0	1	0	5	-5	0

Well, that’s what £70m buys you! Ryan takes the early top spot (his first time on the summit since midway through the 2017/18 season) with a 5-0 win over San Dimas. Erling Haaland took just 36 minutes to open his WSFFL account from the spot and added a cool finish in the second half to double the lead. Cleans from Reece James and new signings Kalidou Koulibaly and Pascal Struijk sent my team away with their tails between their legs. Last year’s champions are second on goal difference. The Wateringhole Society have ‘done a Leicester’ and not signed anybody yet this summer but last year’s heroes saw off YTFIB 3-0. Goalless at the hour mark, Ivan Toney put Kiran’s team ahead on 62 minutes and Dejan Kulusevski scored from eight yards a minute later. Ruben Dias finished things with a clean.

Wheel Madrid also won 3-0, against the Aardvarks. Jorginho opened the scoring with a penalty deep in first half injury-time, Callum Wilson doubled the lead with a clever outside of the foot finish and the evergreen Thiago Silva added a clean sheet. After a poor season last time Fred has made a good start. His team won 3-1 at last year’s runners-up the Artisans. Gabriel Martinelli’s header gave the Gardeners a 1-0 half-time lead and it was an unlucky Alexis Mac Allister goal that made it 2-0. Mohamed Salah got the third from close range before Ben mustered a Kyle Walker clean in reply.

Claymore scored the quickest goal of the opening weekend, Daniel Podence half-volleying in off the bar to open the scoring at Cheese Makers. Matthew’s team levelled with a stooping Eric Dier header but Aleksandr Mitrovic was Clive’s hero with a towering header and a penalty to round out a 3-1 win. The newly-renamed Stanley and Gracie United opened with a 2-1 victory at Markian. James Ward-Prowse volleyed Aaron ahead on 12 minutes but £62m Darwin Nunez got Ian back on terms just after the hour. Fit-again Kieran Trippier got the clean sheet to give SGU all the points.

The Cow-Faced Juniors came from behind to win 2-1 at Mega Bucks. Rayan Ait-Nouri steered into his own net to give Dave the lead with 16 minutes left but Kiefer Moore levelled six minutes later and Gabriel got the clean that decided the game in the Cows’ favour. There was one draw in week one. Nil Satis and Trusted played out a 0-0 where nothing of any note happened.

PCMT 1st Round draw

Ryan and Beef pulled the names at the AGM...

Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gardening XU v Trusted By Millions

Markian United v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v Cheese Makers

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Claymore Athletic FC

Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans

Wheel Madrid v The Cow-Faced Juniors

YTFIB v The Wateringhole Society

The holders take on old (friendly) rivals Claymore and the games will be played on the second weekend of the season starting on 13 August.

2022/23 Fixture List*

League Week 1: W/C 5 August 2022

Aardvark Abacus v Wheel Madrid

Cheese Makers v Claymore Athletic FC

Markian United v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions

Real Muppets v San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

YTFIB v The Wateringhole Society

W/C 13 August 2022: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy First Round

League Week 2: W/C 20 August 2022

Claymore Athletic FC v The Fabulous Artisans

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Aardvark Abacus

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB

The Wateringhole Society v Real Muppets

Trusted By Millions v Stanley and Gracie United

Wheel Madrid v Markian United

League Week 3: W/C 27 August 2022

Aardvark Abacus v Claymore Athletic FC

Cheese Makers v The Wateringhole Society

Markian United v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Mega Buck Bandits v Trusted By Millions

Real Muppets v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Stanley and Gracie United v Wheel Madrid

The Fabulous Artisans v San Dimas High School

YTFIB v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

League Week 4: Midweek 30/31 August 

Claymore Athletic FC v Markian United

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v YTFIB

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Real Muppets

San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Cheese Makers

The Wateringhole Society v The Fabulous Artisans

Trusted By Millions v Wheel Madrid

League Week 5: W/C 3 September 2022

Aardvark Abacus v The Wateringhole Society

Cheese Makers v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Markian United v San Dimas High School

Real Muppets v Mega Buck Bandits

Stanley and Gracie United v Claymore Athletic FC

The Fabulous Artisans v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Wheel Madrid v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

YTFIB v Trusted By Millions

W/C 1 October 2022: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy 

and Charity Shield Quarter Finals

League Week 6:  W/C 8 October 2022

Claymore Athletic FC v Wheel Madrid

Mega Buck Bandits v Cheese Makers

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Fabulous Artisans

San Dimas High School v Stanley and Gracie United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus

The Wateringhole Society v Markian United

Trusted By Millions v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

YTFIB v Real Muppets

League Week 7:  W/C 15 October 2022

Aardvark Abacus v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Cheese Makers v YTFIB

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Claymore Athletic FC

Markian United v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Real Muppets v Trusted By Millions

Stanley and Gracie United v The Wateringhole Society

The Fabulous Artisans v Mega Buck Bandits

Wheel Madrid v San Dimas High School

Midweek 18/19 October: PCMT & Charity Shield SFs

League Week 8: W/C 22 October 2022

Mega Buck Bandits v Aardvark Abacus

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Markian United

Real Muppets v Cheese Makers

San Dimas High School v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Stanley and Gracie United

The Wateringhole Society v Wheel Madrid

Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic FC

YTFIB v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 9: W/C 29 October 2022

Aardvark Abacus v YTFIB

Cheese Makers v Trusted By Millions

Claymore Athletic FC v San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Wateringhole Society

Markian United v Mega Buck Bandits

Stanley and Gracie United v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Fabulous Artisans v Real Muppets

Wheel Madrid v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 10: W/C 5 November 2022

Cheese Makers v The Fabulous Artisans

Mega Buck Bandits v Stanley and Gracie United

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Wheel Madrid

Real Muppets v Aardvark Abacus

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Wateringhole Society v Claymore Athletic FC

Trusted By Millions v San Dimas High School

YTFIB v Markian United

League Week 11: W/C 12 November  2022

Aardvark Abacus v Cheese Makers

Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Markian United v Real Muppets

San Dimas High School v The Wateringhole Society

Stanley and Gracie United v YTFIB

The Fabulous Artisans v Trusted By Millions

Wheel Madrid v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 26 December 2022: Charity Shield Final and Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy Final 

League Week 12: W/C 31 December 2022

Cheese Makers v Markian United

Mega Buck Bandits v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Claymore Athletic FC

Real Muppets v Stanley and Gracie United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans v Aardvark Abacus

Trusted By Millions v The Wateringhole Society

YTFIB v Wheel Madrid

League Week 13: W/C 2 January 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Trusted By Millions

Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v YTFIB

Markian United v The Fabulous Artisans

San Dimas High School v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Stanley and Gracie United v Cheese Makers

The Wateringhole Society v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Wheel Madrid v Real Muppets

7 January 2023: FA Cup 1st Round

League Week 14: W/C 14 January 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Markian United

Cheese Makers v Wheel Madrid

Mega Buck Bandits v San Dimas High School

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Wateringhole Society

Real Muppets v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Fabulous Artisans v Stanley and Gracie United

Trusted By Millions v The Cow-Faced Juniors

YTFIB v Claymore Athletic FC

League Week 15: W/C 21 January 2023

Claymore Athletic FC v Real Muppets

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Cheese Makers

Markian United v Trusted By Millions

San Dimas High School v YTFIB

Stanley and Gracie United v Aardvark Abacus

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Wateringhole Society v Mega Buck Bandits

Wheel Madrid v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 16 (reverse week 12): W/C 4 February 2023

Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans

Claymore Athletic FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Mega Buck Bandits

Markian United v Cheese Makers

San Dimas High School v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Stanley and Gracie United v Real Muppets

The Wateringhole Society v Trusted By Millions

Wheel Madrid v YTFIB

League Week 17 (Reverse week 13): W/C 11 February 2023

Cheese Makers v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v Claymore Athletic FC

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v San Dimas High School

Real Muppets v Wheel Madrid

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Wateringhole Society

The Fabulous Artisans v Markian United

Trusted By Millions v Aardvark Abacus

YTFIB v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

18 February 2022: FA Cup Quarter-finals

League Week 18 (Reverse week 10): W/C 25 February 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Real Muppets

Claymore Athletic FC v The Wateringhole Society

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Markian United v YTFIB

San Dimas High School v Trusted By Millions

Stanley and Gracie United v Mega Buck Bandits

Wheel Madrid v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Fabulous Artisans v Cheese Makers

League Week 19 (Reverse week 3): W/C 4 March 2023

Claymore Athletic FC v Aardvark Abacus

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Markian United

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v YTFIB

San Dimas High School v The Fabulous Artisans

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Real Muppets

The Wateringhole Society v Cheese Makers

Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits

Wheel Madrid v Stanley and Gracie United

League Week 20 (Reverse week 15): W/C 11 March 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Stanley and Gracie United

Cheese Makers v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Mega Buck Bandits v The Wateringhole Society

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Real Muppets v Claymore Athletic FC

The Fabulous Artisans v Wheel Madrid

Trusted By Millions v Markian United

YTFIB v San Dimas High School

18 March 2022: FA Cup Semi-finals

League Week 21 (Reverse week 8): W/C 1 April 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Mega Buck Bandits

Cheese Makers v Real Muppets

Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v San Dimas High School

Markian United v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Stanley and Gracie United v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Wheel Madrid v The Wateringhole Society

The Fabulous Artisans v YTFIB

League Week 22 (Reverse week 9): W/C 8 April 2023

Mega Buck Bandits v Markian United

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Stanley and Gracie United

Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans

San Dimas High School v Claymore Athletic FC

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Wheel Madrid

The Wateringhole Society v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Trusted By Millions v Cheese Makers

YTFIB v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 23 (Reverse week 4): W/C 15 April 2023

Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School

Cheese Makers v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Markian United v Claymore Athletic FC

Real Muppets v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Stanley and Gracie United v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Fabulous Artisans v The Wateringhole Society

Wheel Madrid v Trusted By Millions

YTFIB v Mega Buck Bandits

League Week 24 (Reverse week 5): W/C 22 April 2023

Claymore Athletic FC v Stanley and Gracie United

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Wheel Madrid

Mega Buck Bandits v Real Muppets

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Cheese Makers

San Dimas High School v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Fabulous Artisans

The Wateringhole Society v Aardvark Abacus

Trusted By Millions v YTFIB

Midweek 25/26 April 2023: FA Cup Final and

League Week 25 (Reverse week 6): 

Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Cheese Makers v Mega Buck Bandits

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Trusted By Millions

Markian United v The Wateringhole Society

Real Muppets v YTFIB

Stanley and Gracie United v San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Wheel Madrid v Claymore Athletic FC

League Week 26 (Reverse week 7): W/C 29 April 2023

Claymore Athletic FC v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Mega Buck Bandits v The Fabulous Artisans

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Aardvark Abacus

San Dimas High School v Wheel Madrid

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Markian United

The Wateringhole Society v Stanley and Gracie United

Trusted By Millions v Real Muppets

YTFIB v Cheese Makers

League Week 27 (Reverse week 1): W/C 6 May 2023

Claymore Athletic FC v Cheese Makers

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Fabulous Artisans

San Dimas High School v Real Muppets

Stanley and Gracie United v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Mega Buck Bandits

The Wateringhole Society v YTFIB

Trusted By Millions v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Wheel Madrid v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 28 (Reverse week 2): W/C 13 May 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Cheese Makers v San Dimas High School

Markian United v Wheel Madrid

Mega Buck Bandits v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Real Muppets v The Wateringhole Society

Stanley and Gracie United v Trusted By Millions

The Fabulous Artisans v Claymore Athletic FC

YTFIB v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 29 (Reverse week 11): W/C 20 May 2023

Cheese Makers v Aardvark Abacus

Mega Buck Bandits v Wheel Madrid

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Real Muppets v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Claymore Athletic FC

The Wateringhole Society v San Dimas High School

Trusted By Millions v The Fabulous Artisans

YTFIB v Stanley and Gracie United

League Week 30 (Reverse week 14): W/C 28 May 2023

Claymore Athletic FC v YTFIB

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Real Muppets

Markian United v Aardvark Abacus

San Dimas High School v Mega Buck Bandits

Stanley and Gracie United v The Fabulous Artisans

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions

The Wateringhole Society v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Wheel Madrid v Cheese Makers

*You’d better believe it’s subject to change!

2022/23 Opening Day fixtures announced

League Week 1: W/C 5 August 2022

Aardvark Abacus v Wheel Madrid

Cheese Makers v Claymore Athletic FC

Markian United v Stanley Athletic FC

Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions

Real Muppets v San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

YTFIB v The Wateringhole Society

The champions start with a trip to last year’s bottom side. 

Oh, Friday night game klaxon by the way.

The full fixture list will follow in due course.

The big list of big scores

For some reason I decided it would be a good idea to list all the occasions when a team scored seven or more*.

10-1 - Fred West LG XI v Kylie Bumcheeks - Week 30 2002/03

9-0 - The Wateringhole Society v Fred West LG XI - Week 1 2020/21**

9-0 - Claymore Athletic v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum - PCMT QF 2015/16

9-1 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Dead Parrots - Week 19 2010/11

9-1 - Fred West LG XI v The Fabulous Artisans - Week 12 2010/11

9-1 - 22 Legged Groove Machine v Init2winit - Week 18 2000/01

9-2 - The Wateringhole Society v The Fabulous Artisans - Week 2 2020/21**

9-2 - YKY Boston Rock FC v The Dead Parrots - FA Cup 1st Round 2010/11

9-2 - Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic - FA Cup 1st Round 2009/10

9-3 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Fabulous Artisans  - PCMT SF 2013/14

9-6 - Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic - Week 3 2011/12

8-0 - Real Muppets v YTFIB - Week 6 2022/23

8-0 - Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits - Week 3 2022/23

8-0 - Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits - Week 23 2008/09

8-0 - Aardvark Abacus v 22 Legged Groove Machine - Week 13 2005/06

8-0 - San Dimas High School v Prettier Than You - Week 1 2001/02

8-1 - San Dimas High School v Cheese Makers - Week 27 2023/24

8-1 - Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors - Week 18 2023/24

8-1 - San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus - PCMT SF 2015/16

8-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v YTFIB - Week 1 2012/13

8-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v Mega Buck Bandits - Week 2 2010/11

8-1 - Real Muppets v The Cow-Faced Juniors - Week 4 2009/10

8-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v San Dimas High School - Week 22 2007/08

8-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v Thommo's Titans - Week 15 2004/05

8-2 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Wheel Madrid - Week 9 2022/23

8-2 - Real Muppets v Dynamo Kev - Week 1 2008/09

7-0 - Real Muppets v Wheel Madrid - Week 30 2024/25

7-0 - Trusted By Millions v YTFIB - Week 25 2023/24

7-0 - The Wateringhole Society v Wheel Madrid Week 19 2023/24

7-0 - Fred West LG XI v Markian United - Week 12 2020/21

7-0 - Real Muppets v YTFIB - Week 24 2018/19

7-0 - San Dimas High School v YTFIB - Week 22 2018/19

7-0 - Fred West LG XI v YTFIB - Week 10 2017/18

7-0 - Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School - Week 8 2017/18

7-0 - Real Muppets v Athletico Phoenix - Week 5 2017/18

7-0 - Fred West LG XI v Final Fantasy XI - Week 26 2014/15

7-0 - Aardvark Abacus v Final Fantasy XI - Week 30 2013/14

7-0 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Athletico Phoenix - Week 24 2013/14

7-0 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus - Week 12 2013/14

7-0 - Athletico Phoenix v Final Fantasy XI - Week 26 2012/13

7-0 - YKY Boston Rock FC v York's Returning Glory - Week 16 2011/12

7-0 - Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic - Week 9 2010/11

7-0 - Fred West LG XI v The Dead Parrots - Week 5 2009/10

7-0 - York's Returning Glory v Eleven Imaginary Boys - Week 24 2006/07

7-0 - Aardvark Abacus v Prettier Than You - Week 25 2001/02

7-0 - Trusted By Millions v Real Muppets - Week 30 2001/02

7-1 - The Fabulous Artisans v Garth Crooks' Team of the Week - FA Cup 1st Round 2024/25

7-1 - Aardvark Abacus v Stanley and Gracie United - Week 24 2023/24

7-1 - Real Muppets v Cheese Makers - PCMT QF 2022/23

7-1 - The Wateringhole Society v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum - Week 5 2021/22

7-1 - The Wateringhole Society v Stanley Athletic - Week 23 2020/21

7-1 - Aardvark Abacus v Markian United - Week 14 2020/21

7-1 - Trusted By Millions v The Fabulous Artisans - Week 23 2019/20

7-1 - Fred West LG XI v YTFIB - Week 18 2017/18

7-1 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus - Week 30 2016/17

7-1 - Fred West LG XI v Claymore Athletic FC - Week 9 2016/17

7-1 - Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions - Week 7 2015/16

7-1 - Fred West LG XI v Athletico Phoenix - FA Cup SF 2014/15

7-1 - Claymore Athletic FC v YTFIB - Charity Shield QF 2013/14

7-1 - San Dimas High School v Trusted By Millions - Week 17 2012/13

7-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v Final Fantasy XI - PCMT QF 2011/12

7-1 - Fred West LG XI v Mega Buck Bandits - Week 1 2010/11

7-1 - Aardvark Abacus v Fred West LG XI - Week 24 2008/09

7-1 - Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors - Week 22 2008/09

7-1 - Real Muppets v Final Fantasy XI - Week 10 2008/09

7-1 - Real Muppets v Fred West LG XI - Week 14 2007/08

7-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v San Dimas High School - Week 30 2005/06

7-1 - Aardvark Abacus v York's Returning Glory - Week 15 2004/05

7-1 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v YKY Boston Rock FC - Week 22 2002/03

7-1 - Elland Road Big Boys v Trusted By Millions - Week 23 2001/02

7-2 - The Wateringhole Society v Claymore Athletic FC - Week 2 2024/25

7-2 - Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic FC - Week 2 2024/25

7-2 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Markian United - Week 6 2020/21

7-2 - Cheese Makers v Stanley Athletic FC - Week 27 2019/20

7-2 - Fred West LG XI v San Dimas High School - Week 26 2019/20

7-2 - Real Muppets v Cheese Makers - Week 7 2015/16

7-2 - Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions - Week 7 2014/15

7-2 - Fred West LG XI v Cheese Makers - Week 7 2013/14

7-2 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB - PCMT 1st Round 2012/13

7-2 - Claymore Athletic FC v YKY Boston Rock FC - Week 4 2011/12

7-2 - Real Muppets v San Dimas High School - Week 20 2010/11

7-2 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions - Week 10 2008/09

7-2 - YKY Boston Rock FC v Final Fantasy XI - PCMT 1st Round 2008/09

7-2 - Aardvark Abacus v Thommo's Titans - Week 25 2005/06

7-2 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Woodchester Rovers - Week 2 2000/01

7-2 - Mega Buck Bandits v Donkey Derby County - League Cup 1st Round 2nd Replay 2000/01

7-3 - Fred West LG XI v San Dimas High School - Week 27 2015/16

7-3 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v York's Returning Glory - Week 9 2011/12

7-3 - YKY Boston Rock FC v 22 Legged Groove Machine - FA Cup 1st Round 2006/07

7-3 - Kylie Bumcheeks v Aardvark Abacus - Week 13 2002/03

7-3 - Fred West LG XI v Prettier Than You - Week 29 2002/03 

7-3 - Claymore Athletic FC v Short Straw Rovers - Week 28 2000/01

7-4 - YKY Boston Rock FC v The Fabulous Artisans - Week 10 2009/10

7-5 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v San Dimas High School - Week 13 2016/17

Number by season:

2000/01 - 4

2001/02 - 4

2002/03 - 4

2003/04 - 0

2004/05 - 2

2005/06 - 3

2006/07 - 2

2007/08 - 2

2008/09 - 7

2009/10 - 4

2010/11 - 7

2011/12 - 5

2012/13 - 4

2013/14 - 6

2014/15 - 3

2015/16 - 5

2016/17 - 3

2017/18 - 4

2018/19 - 2

2019/20 - 3

2020/21 - 6

2021/22 - 1

2022/23 - 4

2023/24 - 4

2024/25 - 4

* We only have records going back to 2000/01 of course. I have this feeling there was another ten and possibly even an 11 but I can't prove it.

** These games happened in the same PL game week. I don't think any of the others did.

2021/22 Co-Ord Round-up Part Eight - 1st-4th

1st: The Wateringhole Society (up five places on last season)

Kiran led the league for 21 weeks but only took the title in the last seconds of the season after a poor run of six without a win in April and May. The defence was Kiran's strong point as Marcus Rashford and Raul Jimenez failed to fire. Maxwell Cornet was excellent when fit and the Dejan Kulusevski signing was inspired. Might need a striker and a keeper to back this up but don't bet against it.

What happened to last year's Star Player? He won it this year too.

Star Player: Ruben Dias (13 clean sheets)

2nd: The Fabulous Artisans (same place)

A third runner-up spot in six years for Ben. Was always chasing after a run of one point from 18 in November and December and was denied on goal difference at the end. Has a solid squad without too many real stars but Jarod Bowen could be about to step up a level and the manager will hoping Eddie Nketiah stays on to lead another title push next season.

What happened to last year's Star Player? Kyle Walker wasn't used as much and just missed out to...

Star Player: Mason Mount (nine goals)

3rd: Claymore Athletic FC (up twelve)

Almost a dramatic turnaround after Clive's worst-ever 15th place year but he was ultimately denied in the final knockings of the season. £17m Cristiano Ronaldo looked a risky signing but showed he still had some of his old magic and was ably supported by Teemu Pukki. With question marks over Ronaldo and Pukki already gone it might take another rebuild to keep Claymore on this page of the round-up.

What happened to last year's Star Player? Aaron Cresswell was a long way short of...

Star Player: Cristiano Ronaldo (17 goals)

4th: Trusted By Millions (down one)

A third straight year in the top four and nearly a fourth title. Beef took two MOTMs this season and each time they were followed by three straight defeats. Curse indeed! The top counter-scorer this year looks to have signed a good one in Luis Diaz but might need to persuade Gabriel Jesus, Richarlison and Emmanuel Dennis to stay if he's to make the top step again.

What happened to last year's Star Player? He was this year's Star Player too.

Star Player: Trent Alexander-Arnold (one goal, 15 cleans)