Thursday, 7 June 2012

WSFFL at Euro 2012

I just about had enough time to bang this out before the Euros start...which of our teams has the most representatives at the tournament?

Have a guess now, here are the names (England players unless stated)...

Aardvark Abacus (5): Wojciech Szczesny (POL), Petr Cech (CZE), Dirk Kuyt** (NED), Luka Modric (CRO), Phil Jagielka

Athletico Phoenix (6): Tomas Rosicky (CZE), Robin van Persie (NED), Nicklas Bendtner (DEN), Anders Lindegaard (DEN), Per Mertersacker (GER), The Ox

Claymore Athletic (3): Jonas Olsson (SWE), Gael Clichy (FRA), Wayne Rooney

Final Fantasy (3): Andrei Arshavin (RUS), Darron Gibson (IRE), Seb Larsson (SWE)

Fred West LG XI (7): Rafael van der Vaart (NED), Nani (POR), Fernando Torres (SPA), David Silva (SPA), Shay Given (IRE), Patrice Evra (FRA), Danny Welbeck

Mega Buck Bandits (1): Stephen Ward* (IRE),

Nil Satis (5): John Heitinga (NED), Michael Vorm (NED), John O'Shea (IRE), Nikica Jelavic (CRO), Rob Green

Real Muppets (8): Daniel Agger (DEN), Raul Meireles (POR), Pepe Reina (SPA), James McClean (IRE), Florent Malouda (FRA), Laurent Koscielny (FRA), Ashley Cole, Joleon Lescott

San Dimas (6): Pavel Pogrebnyak (RUS), Jon Walters (IRE), Keiron Westwood (IRE), Hatem Ben Arfa (FRA), Theo Walcott, James Milner

The Cheese Makers (4): Tim Krul (NED), Juan Mata (SPA), Shane Long (IRE), Yohan Cabaye (FRA)

The Cow-Faced Juniors (3): Vedran Corluka (CRO), Richard Dunne (IRE), Simon Cox (IRE)

The Dead Parrots (4): Nigel De Jong (NED), Damien Duff (IRE), Joe Hart, Scott Parker

The Fabulous Artisans (4): Mario Balotelli (ITA), Ashley Young, Leighton Baines, Stewart Downing

Trusted By Millions (6): Kevin Doyle* (IRE), Niko Krancjar ** (CRO), Steven Gerrard, Martin Kelly, Jordan Henderson, Phil Jones

York's Returning Glory (3): Stephen Kelly (IRE), Martin Olsson* (SWE), Samir Nasri (FRA)

You Know Your Boston Rock (4): Glen Johnson, John Terry, Andy Carroll, Jermain Defoe

Not sure what that proves apart from the fact that I have too much time on my hands!

*Kind of! Relegated player available unfer the 'first refusal' rule.
**Kind of! Not far from the exit door of this club.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Corluka has just been in contact with me asking why he isn't in the list for the CFJ's?

The co-ordinator said...

Oops!

Happily corrected.