Cup quarter-final draws

Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy Quarter-finals

Aardvark Abacus v YTFIB

Markian United v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Real Muppets v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions

Charity Shield Quarter-finals

Stanley and Gracie United v San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans v Mega Buck Bandits

The Wateringhole Society v Claymore Athletic FC

Wheel Madrid v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Games to be played this weekend.

Week 5 Results - CFJs take over at the top

Aardvark Abacus 1 v 5 The Wateringhole Society

Cheese Makers 1 v 2 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Markian United 1 v 1 San Dimas High School

Real Muppets 2 v 2 Mega Buck Bandits

Stanley and Gracie United 4 v 2 Claymore Athletic FC

The Fabulous Artisans 2 v 3 The Cow-Faced Juniors

Wheel Madrid 1 v 1 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

YTFIB 2 v 2 Trusted By Millions

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	The Cow-Faced Juniors	5	4	1	0	14	8	6	13
2	Trusted By Millions	5	3	2	0	15	2	13	11
3	The Wateringhole Society	5	3	1	1	14	6	8	10
4	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	5	3	1	1	14	6	8	10
5	The Fabulous Artisans	5	3	0	2	15	8	7	9
6	Stanley and Gracie United	5	3	0	2	9	10	-1	9
7	Real Muppets	5	2	2	1	14	10	4	8
8	Claymore Athletic FC	5	2	1	2	9	10	-1	7
9	Mega Buck Bandits	5	2	1	2	8	13	-5	7
10	San Dimas High School	5	1	2	2	5	13	-8	5
11	Wheel Madrid	5	1	1	3	5	8	-3	4
12	Markian United	5	1	1	3	6	11	-5	4
13	YTFIB	5	1	1	3	5	10	-5	4
14	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	5	1	1	3	5	10	-5	4
15	Aardvark Abacus	5	1	1	3	5	13	-8	4
16	Cheese Makers	5	0	2	3	4	9	-5	2

Our fourth leader in five weeks with the CFJs taking over following a win over the Artisans. Alexis Mac Allister scored twice to put Ben ahead but the Cows took the points with cleans from Kilman and Ait-Nouri. Trusted lost top spot after a 1-1 draw with YTFIB, Leandro Trossard’s goal levelled by Nathan Collins’ clean for Julian.

The Wateringhole Society bounced back from their loss last week with a 5-1 win at the Aardvarks. Another own goal, Luke Thomas this week. put Ady on the back foot but Ivan Toney starred for Kiran with a hat-trick. Fred is fourth but was held 1-1 by Wheel Madrid. Luis Sinisterra struck for the Gardeners,  Leon Bailey replied for Paul.

Stanley and Gracie United could be this season’s ‘difficult to predict’ team. They secured an excellent 4-2 win over Claymore with Ben Chilwell turning the game in Aaron’s favour - coming off the bench to score and also tee up Kai Havertz late on. The Muppets are seventh after a 2-2 draw with Mega Bucks. Ryan’s team were two up (yes, Erling Haaland scored one) but Dave hit back with a Michail Antonio goal and an Alisson clean.

Markian and San Dimas drew 1-1 to leave those teams in 12th and 10th respectively. My team thankful for a dodgy VAR decision and a Tyrick Mitchell clean, Harry Kane scored for Ian. Nil Satis won 2-1 at Cheese Makers to climb off the bottom and put Matthew’s team in that place. Bryan Mbeumo put Cheese Makers ahead with ten minutes left but Paul’s team got the win with cleans from Botman and Patterson.

Week 4 Results - League taking shape

Claymore Athletic FC 2 v 0 Markian United

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 4 v 0 Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 0 YTFIB

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 1 v 3 Real Muppets

San Dimas High School 3 v 1 Aardvark Abacus

The Cow-Faced Juniors 2 v 0 Cheese Makers

The Wateringhole Society 1 v 3 The Fabulous Artisans

Trusted By Millions 3 v 0 Wheel Madrid

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Trusted By Millions	4	3	1	0	14	1	13	10
2	The Cow-Faced Juniors	4	3	1	0	11	6	5	10
3	The Fabulous Artisans	4	3	0	1	13	5	8	9
4	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	4	3	0	1	13	5	8	9
5	Real Muppets	4	2	1	1	12	8	4	7
6	The Wateringhole Society	4	2	1	1	9	5	4	7
7	Claymore Athletic FC	4	2	1	1	7	6	1	7
8	Stanley and Gracie United	4	2	0	2	5	8	-3	6
9	Mega Buck Bandits	4	2	0	2	6	11	-5	6
10	Aardvark Abacus	4	1	1	2	4	8	-4	4
11	San Dimas High School	4	1	1	2	4	12	-8	4
12	Wheel Madrid	4	1	0	3	4	7	-3	3
13	Markian United	4	1	0	3	5	10	-5	3
14	YTFIB	4	1	0	3	4	9	-5	3
15	Cheese Makers	4	0	2	2	3	7	-4	2
16	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	4	0	1	3	3	9	-6	1

Another comfortable Trusted win sees them stay top. Beef’s team beat Wheel Madrid 3-0 and have only conceded once in four games. The CFJs keep them company on 10 points after goals from Tomas Soucek and Yoan Wissa beat Cheese Makers 2-0.

A first league defeat of the season for the Wateringole Society came at the hands of The Artisans. Ben’s team winning 3-1 with Raheem Sterling setting them on their way. Fred has also won three out of four and put Stanley and Gracie United away 4-0. 

A second consecutive Erling Haaland hat-trick delivered a 3-1 win for the Muppets against Nil Satis who now prop up the table. Claymore got back to winning ways with a 2-0 victory over Markian. Alexandar Mitrovic on target again for Clive.

Wilfried Zaha’s goal was enough for Dave to beat Julian and gain the Bandits their second win of the season. San Dimas got their first, a 3-1 win over the Aardvarks, helped on their way by a Lewis Dunk own goal.