Cheese Makers 1 v 3 Real Muppets
Markian United 1 v 4 San Dimas High School
Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 2 YTFIB
Stanley and Gracie United 2 v 3 The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Fabulous Artisans 2 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Wateringhole Society 2 v 3 Aardvark Abacus
Trusted By Millions 2 v 0 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week
Wheel Madrid 0 v 4 Claymore Athletic FC
| Team | P | W | D | L | F | A | Diff | Pts |
| 1 | Claymore Athletic FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 3 |
| 2 | San Dimas High School | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
| 3 | Real Muppets | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | The Fabulous Artisans | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 |
| 5 | Trusted By Millions | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 |
| 6 | Aardvark Abacus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Cow-Faced Juniors | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| 8 | YTFIB | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| 9 | The Wateringhole Society | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| 10 | Stanley and Gracie United | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| 11 | Mega Buck Bandits | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
| 12 | Cheese Makers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
| 13 | Nil Satis Nisi Optimum | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 0 |
| 14 | Garth Crooks' Team of the Week | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 0 |
| 15 | Markian United | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 0 |
| 16 | Wheel Madrid | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | -4 | 0 |
Not the best start of the season for Wheel Madrid. After Emi Buendia had twice gone close a Claymore shot twanged off a post and smacked Victor Lindelof for an unlucky own goal in the eighth minute. The writing was on the wall and Clive’s team ended up 4-0 winners with new signings Jack Clarke and Tarik Muharemovic on the scoresheet. San Dimas only scored 21 actual goals last season so to get four in the first week was a surprise to everybody. I had two early goals from Elanga and Havertz and two late ones from Stach and Gvardiol. I think they managed eight between them last term. Both managers probably still in shock.
The Muppets bounced back from conceding to Joao Pedro in the first minute to beat Cheese Makers 3-1. There were two goals in less tan two minutes from Ryan’s star man whose surname begins with H. Yes, Jack Hinshelwood. Champions the Fabulous Artisans picked up their first win since April, 2-0 over Nil Satis. Martin Odegaard scuffed a shot in just after the break, Marc Guehi doubled the lead with six minutes to go.
Trusted got off to a poor start last season so Beef will be relieved to kick off with a 2-0 victory over GC TotW. Cole Palmer looked his old self and scored the first on 49 minutes, Thierno Barry added a second four minutes later. It would be no surprise to to see the Wateringhole and the Aardvarks in the title tussle and it was Ady’s team who struck a blow with a 3-2 win over Kiran’s side. The Aardvarks decider was a Jayden Bogle clean sheet.
The CFJs and SGU will both fancy being a bit closer to the sharp end this season and it was the Cows who edged this one 3-2. The CFJs had goals from new signings Emersonn and Gonzalo Garcia but it looked like Domink Szoboszlai had grabbed a point with a late penalty for Aaron. Cristian Mosquera’s clean was the CFJ’s winner. Our last week one winner was YTFIB who picked up a 2-1 victory at Mega Bucks. Maxim De Cuyper put Dave ahead but James Justin and new signing Costinha clean sheets turned things in Julian’s favour.
