Sunday, 25 October 2026

2026/27 Week 7 Results - Muppets back on top

Cheese Makers 2 v 1 San Dimas High School 
Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 3 Markian United 
Real Muppets 3 v 0 Claymore Athletic FC 
Stanley and Gracie United 0 v 3 The Wateringhole Society 
The Cow-Faced Juniors 1 v 2 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 
The Fabulous Artisans 3 v 1 Wheel Madrid
Trusted By Millions 1 v 1 Aardvark Abacus 
YTFIB 5 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1Real Muppets75112181316
2Stanley and Gracie United75021510515
3Cheese Makers74211712514
4Aardvark Abacus73311814412
5The Fabulous Artisans7331108212
6YTFIB73221610611
7Wheel Madrid73221313011
8The Wateringhole Society73131611510
9Mega Buck Bandits73041011-19
10Claymore Athletic FC72141012-27
11San Dimas High School72141013-37
12Trusted By Millions72141015-57
13Nil Satis Nisi Optimum72141018-87
14Markian United7214918-97
15The Cow-Faced Juniors71331318-56
16Garth Crooks' Team of the Week7205815-76


2026/27 Cup Quarter-final draws

Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy Quarter-finals

Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits 
Markian United v Wheel Madrid 
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions
San Dimas High School v YTFIB

Charity Shield Quarter-finals

Cheese Makers v Stanley and Gracie United
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Garth Crooks' Team of the Week
The Fabulous Artisans v Aardvark Abacus
The Wateringhole Society v Real Muppets

Games to be played w/c 31 October.

Monday, 19 October 2026

2026/27 Week 6 Results - SGU continue to lead the way

Aardvark Abacus 2 v 1 YTFIB 
Claymore Athletic FC 2 v 4 Cheese Makers
Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 1 v 5 Real Muppets 
Markian United 0 v 0 The Fabulous Artisans 
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 2 v 2 The Cow-Faced Juniors
San Dimas High School 1 v 2 Stanley and Gracie United
The Wateringhole Society 3 v 1 Mega Buck Bandits
Wheel Madrid 3 v 1 Trusted By Millions 

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1Stanley and Gracie United6501157815
2Real Muppets64111981113
3Cheese Makers63211510511
4Aardvark Abacus63211713411
5Wheel Madrid63211210211
6Mega Buck Bandits63039819
7The Fabulous Artisans62317709
8YTFIB6222111018
9The Wateringhole Society6213131127
10Claymore Athletic FC6213101007
11San Dimas High School6213911-27
12Nil Satis Nisi Optimum62131013-37
13The Cow-Faced Juniors61321216-46
14Trusted By Millions6204914-56
15Markian United6114618-124
16Garth Crooks' Team of the Week6105614-83

Last week six points covered the top 12, now it’s the top seven. We’re 20% into the season, are we starting to see who’ll be contenders?

SGU keep top spot after two second half Pedro Neto goals saw Aaron’s team to a 2-1 win at San Dimas. The Muppets got back to winning ways with a 5-1 victory at GC TotW. Yasin Ayari did put Ollie ahead here but Phil Foden and Charalampos Kostoulos, two from Erling Haaland and a clean from Adrian Truffert gave Ryan an emphatic win.

Cheese Makers are up to third after a 4-2 win at Claymore. Diego Gomez fired in from the halfway line to give Clive the lead on seven minutes but he trailed at half-time as Matthew responded with goals from Bryan Mbeumo and a powerful Keane Lewis-Potter header. Claymore were back on terms four minutes after the break through Jack Rudoni but a Victor Munoz goal and James Hill clean sent the points back to Cornwall. The Aardvarks beat YTFIB 2-1 and are fourth. Marcus Tavernier got his fourth of the season but Ady needed a Levi Colwill clean to shake off Julian’s team.

Wheel Madrid are the third team on 11 points and fifth overall following a 3-1 victory over Trusted. James Maddison showed Paul W what he’s been missing, curling in a fantastic effort from 18 yards. Alexander Isak added a second and while Noni Madueke’s deflected shot pulled one back, Wheels wrapped it up with a Victor Lindelof clean. It’s three wins and three defeats for Mega Bucks who dropped to six with their 3-1 loss at the Wateringhole Society, Dave led until very late. Zian Flemming levelled from the spot in the 90th minute and cleans from Ezri Konsa and Luka Vuskovic got Kiran a much-needed win.

The Artisans are seventh, six points behind, after a 0-0 draw with Markian. The point gets Ian off the bottom of the table. Nil Satis and the CFJs played out a 2-2 draw. Johan Manzambi and Dominic Calvert-Lewin had Paul two up, the Cows hit back with cleans from Gabriel and Timothy Castagne.

Monday, 12 October 2026

2026/27 Week 5 Results - SGU go top

Cheese Makers 4 v 0 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 
Mega Buck Bandits 3 v 0 San Dimas High School 
Real Muppets 1 v 3 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Stanley and Gracie United 2 v 1 Claymore Athletic FC 
The Cow-Faced Juniors 1 v 3 YTFIB
The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 1 The Wateringhole Society 
Trusted By Millions 3 v 2 Markian United 
Wheel Madrid 2 v 2 Aardvark Abacus

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1Stanley and Gracie United5401136712
2Real Muppets5311147710
3Mega Buck Bandits53028539
4Aardvark Abacus5221151238
5Cheese Makers522111838
6YTFIB522110828
7Wheel Madrid52219908
8The Fabulous Artisans52217708
9Claymore Athletic FC52128627
10San Dimas High School521289-17
11Trusted By Millions5203811-36
12Nil Satis Nisi Optimum5203811-36
13The Cow-Faced Juniors51221014-45
14The Wateringhole Society5113101004
15Garth Crooks' Team of the Week510459-43
16Markian United5104618-123

We have new leaders. SGU have taken over which means Aaron is on top of the pile for the first time since week 11 in the 2020/21 season. 

SGU trailed to an early Jack Rudoni penalty for Claymore but turned it round in the second half through goals from Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall and substitute Mohamed Belloumi. The Muppets drop to second after losing their unbeaten record 3-1 at home to Nil Satis. Erling Haaland scored his customary goal for Ryan to make it 1-1 on 65 minutes but two goals in five minutes, both goal of the month contenders, from Jeremy Doku and Sven Botman gave Paul the win.

Mega Buck Bandits are up to third. Yes, really! Dave’s team brushed aside San Dimas 3-0 with second half goals from Evanilson, Maxime De Cuyper and Kristoffer Ajer. Dave’s one place above Ady who was held 2-2 by the improving Wheel Madrid. The Aardvarks led 2-0 but John McGinn’s deflected shot and Lewis Dunk’s clean earned Paul a point. 

Cheese Makers are heading in the right direction after a 4-0 win over GC TotW. Fit again Joao Pedro scored twice, Bryan Mbeumo added another and Nico O’Reilly got Matthew’s clean. YTFIB are sixth after a 3-1 win at the CFJs. Clean sheets from Oliver Boscagli and Chris Richards from the bench were Julian’s difference-makers. 

The Artisans and Wateringhole drew 1-1. Riccardo Calafiori scored for Ben just after the hour, Luka Vuskovic got Kiran’s equalising clean. Markian continue to prop up the table after going down 3-2 to Trusted. It was an improved performance from ian’s team who led 2-1 after Ryan Cherki’s cute finish after 78 minutes but Dara O’Shea headed home in injury time and Marco Palestra’s clean was the winner for Beef.