Monday, 2 February 2026

Week 19 Results - Title race still alive

Cheese Makers 4 v 1 The Cow-Faced Juniors 
Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 4 Trusted By Millions 
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 0 v 1 Aardvark Abacus
San Dimas High School 2 v 1 Claymore Athletic FC
Stanley and Gracie United 4 v 2 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week
The Fabulous Artisans 2 v 3 Real Muppets 
The Wateringhole Society 4 v 0 Wheel Madrid 
YTFIB 2 v 3 Markian United 

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1The Fabulous Artisans19142344271744
2The Wateringhole Society19131555322340
3Real Muppets19122548311738
4Aardvark Abacus1996438241433
5Stanley and Gracie United199554132932
6Claymore Athletic FC198383733427
7The Cow-Faced Juniors198383738-127
8San Dimas High School197662835-727
9Cheese Makers197573539-426
10Trusted By Millions196583331223
11Mega Buck Bandits1972102940-1123
12Nil Satis Nisi Optimum196582537-1223
13Markian United196492831-322
14Garth Crooks' Team of the Week1944112839-1116
15YTFIB1935112542-1714
16Wheel Madrid1924131838-2010


Wednesday, 28 January 2026

FA Cup QF draw

Cheese Makers v Aardvark Abacus
Garth Crooks' Team of the Week v The Cow-Faced Juniors
San Dimas High School v Wheel Madrid
YTFIB v The Fabulous Artisans 

Those games are scheduled for the midweek 10-12 February.

Monday, 26 January 2026

Week 18 Results - Chasing teams lose ground

Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 2 v 3 The Cow-Faced Juniors
Markian United 0 v 2 Trusted By Millions
Real Muppets 0 v 5 Claymore Athletic FC
Stanley and Gracie United 5 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Fabulous Artisans 3 v 1 Mega Buck Bandits
The Wateringhole Society 0 v 4 San Dimas High School
Wheel Madrid 1 v 4 Aardvark Abacus
YTFIB 3 v 3 Cheese Makers

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1The Fabulous Artisans18142242241844
2The Wateringhole Society18121551321937
3Real Muppets18112545291635
4Aardvark Abacus1886437241330
5Stanley and Gracie United188553730729
6Claymore Athletic FC188373631527
7The Cow-Faced Juniors188373634227
8San Dimas High School186662634-824
9Cheese Makers186573138-723
10Mega Buck Bandits187292836-823
11Nil Satis Nisi Optimum186572536-1123
12Trusted By Millions185582930-120
13Markian United185492529-419
14Garth Crooks' Team of the Week1844102635-916
15YTFIB1835102339-1614
16Wheel Madrid1824121834-1610

Well, that’s a pretty good week for the Artisans. Ben’s team did their job beating Mega Bucks 3-1 and saw both of their closest rivals slip up. Omar Marmoush doesn’t get much Artisans game time but made his rare start count with a goal after just six minutes. Dave’s team hit back 20 minutes later when Evanilson was given too much space. The lead was restored two minutes later when Jarrod Bowen converted from the spot and there was no more scoring until Marc Guehi made it 3-1 with a clean sheet.

The Wateringhole Society and Real Muppets both went down 4-0. Kiran’s team ran into a surprisingly good San Dimas performance with Crysencio Summerville, Samuel Chukwueze (his first in the WSFFL) and Mikel Merino all on target and Emi Martinez adding a clean.  The Muppets were turned over by Claymore who had excellent long-distance strikes from Mateus Fernandes and Matheus Cunha plus a close range effort from Thierno Barry and a clean from Matty Cash.

The Aardvarks beat Wheel Madrid 4-1 to stay fourth. Igor Jesus’ goal was quickly equalised by Emi Buendia’s curling effort but Micky van de Ven restored Ady’s lead before the break. Ollie Watkins made it 3-1 a couple of minutes from the end and Ian Maatsen’s clean wrapped things up. There was a bigger win for SGU who stay fifth. They trounced Nil Satis 5-0. Virgil van Dijk shouldered in a corner right on half-time and there were goals from Enzo Fernandez (from the spot). Dominik Szoboszlai and Harry Wilson plus an Ola Aina clean in the second period.

The CFJs benefited from a Lisandro Martinez own goal to beat GC TotW 3-2. Ollie’s team fought back from two down to level on 90 minutes when Cristian Romero powers a header home but the Cows had a winning clean from the bench thanks to Jean-Clair Todibo. Cheese Makers and YTFIB played out an entertaining 3-3 draw. Matthew needed an Abdudokhir Khusanov clean for that equaliser after Chris Richards looked to have won it for Julian with an 88th minute scrambled goal. Beef overtook Markian in the table with a 2-0 win over those opponents. Cleans from Gianluigi Donnarumma and Konstantinos Mavropanos were the Trusted scorers.

Monday, 19 January 2026

Week 17 Results - Artisans extend lead

Aardvark Abacus 1 v 1 YTFIB 
Claymore Athletic FC 1 v 2 The Fabulous Artisans
Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 2 v 4 Real Muppets
Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 1 Cheese Makers 
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 2 v 0 Markian United 
San Dimas High School 1 v 1 Stanley and Gracie United
The Cow-Faced Juniors 2 v 1 Wheel Madrid
Trusted By Millions 1 v 1 The Wateringhole Society 

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1The Fabulous Artisans17132239231641
2The Wateringhole Society17121451282337
3Real Muppets17112445252035
4Aardvark Abacus1776433231027
5Stanley and Gracie United177553230226
6The Cow-Faced Juniors177373332124
7Claymore Athletic FC177373231124
8Mega Buck Bandits177282733-623
9Nil Satis Nisi Optimum176562531-623
10Cheese Makers176472835-722
11San Dimas High School175662234-1221
12Markian United175482527-219
13Trusted By Millions174582730-317
14Garth Crooks' Team of the Week174492432-816
15YTFIB1734102036-1613
16Wheel Madrid1724111730-1310

The league leadership elastic band has stretched back in the Artisans favour.

Ben’s team have a four-point advantage after a 2-1 win at Claymore. An emphatic Florian Wirtz finish put the Artisans ahead three minutes before the break, Thierno Barry equalised just before the hour but Diogo Dalot bagged the winning clean for the leaders. Clive’s team have picked up just one win after taking the November MOTM award. #TheCurse
The Wateringhole Society drew at Trusted to fall back in the title race. Cole Palmer’s 76th minute spot kick had Beef ahead, William Saliba’s clean was Kiran’s equaliser.

The Muppets are still hot on the heels of the top two after a revenge win at GC TotW. Ollie’s team downed Ryan’s in the Cup last week and had the champions on the rack again at 2-0 after 71 minutes thanks to Cristian Romero and Brian Brobbey. It took four cleans from the Muppets (James Tarkowski, Jurrien Timber, Reece James and Lewis Hall) to turn the result in Ryan’s favour. The Aardvarks stay fourth but slipped further behind after being held 1-1 by YTFIB. Marcus Tavernier got a first half penalty for Ady, Julian grabbed a point via a Neco Williams clean.

SGU stay fifth after being held 1-1 by San Dimas. Crysencio Summerville’s deflected shot looked to have got me all three points only for Robert Sanchez to get Aaron’s equalising clean. Is the CFJs wobble over? They’re back up to sixth after beating Wheels 2-1. Yeremy Pino’s clever finish put the Cows ahead after half an hour, Callum Wilson bundled in three minutes into injury time to equalise for Paul W but there was still time for Gabriel’s clean to win it for the Cows.

Mega Bucks and Cheese Makers played out a 1-1 draw. Both goals came in the first half. Joao Pedro for Matthew on 26 minutes, Enzo Le Fee for Dave seven minutes later. Clean sheets were the difference in the game between Nil Satis and Markian. Jake O’Brien and Sven Botman were the scorers for Paul S that take him to ninth in the table. Ian has lost six out of his last seven games.