2026/27 Week 6 Results - SGU continue to lead the way

Aardvark Abacus 2 v 1 YTFIB 

Claymore Athletic FC 2 v 4 Cheese Makers

Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 1 v 5 Real Muppets 

Markian United 0 v 0 The Fabulous Artisans 

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 2 v 2 The Cow-Faced Juniors

San Dimas High School 1 v 2 Stanley and Gracie United

The Wateringhole Society 3 v 1 Mega Buck Bandits

Wheel Madrid 3 v 1 Trusted By Millions 

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Stanley and Gracie United	6	5	0	1	15	7	8	15
2	Real Muppets	6	4	1	1	19	8	11	13
3	Cheese Makers	6	3	2	1	15	10	5	11
4	Aardvark Abacus	6	3	2	1	17	13	4	11
5	Wheel Madrid	6	3	2	1	12	10	2	11
6	Mega Buck Bandits	6	3	0	3	9	8	1	9
7	The Fabulous Artisans	6	2	3	1	7	7	0	9
8	YTFIB	6	2	2	2	11	10	1	8
9	The Wateringhole Society	6	2	1	3	13	11	2	7
10	Claymore Athletic FC	6	2	1	3	10	10	0	7
11	San Dimas High School	6	2	1	3	9	11	-2	7
12	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	6	2	1	3	10	13	-3	7
13	The Cow-Faced Juniors	6	1	3	2	12	16	-4	6
14	Trusted By Millions	6	2	0	4	9	14	-5	6
15	Markian United	6	1	1	4	6	18	-12	4
16	Garth Crooks' Team of the Week	6	1	0	5	6	14	-8	3

Last week six points covered the top 12, now it’s the top seven. We’re 20% into the season, are we starting to see who’ll be contenders?

SGU keep top spot after two second half Pedro Neto goals saw Aaron’s team to a 2-1 win at San Dimas. The Muppets got back to winning ways with a 5-1 victory at GC TotW. Yasin Ayari did put Ollie ahead here but Phil Foden and Charalampos Kostoulos, two from Erling Haaland and a clean from Adrian Truffert gave Ryan an emphatic win.

Cheese Makers are up to third after a 4-2 win at Claymore. Diego Gomez fired in from the halfway line to give Clive the lead on seven minutes but he trailed at half-time as Matthew responded with goals from Bryan Mbeumo and a powerful Keane Lewis-Potter header. Claymore were back on terms four minutes after the break through Jack Rudoni but a Victor Munoz goal and James Hill clean sent the points back to Cornwall. The Aardvarks beat YTFIB 2-1 and are fourth. Marcus Tavernier got his fourth of the season but Ady needed a Levi Colwill clean to shake off Julian’s team.

Wheel Madrid are the third team on 11 points and fifth overall following a 3-1 victory over Trusted. James Maddison showed Paul W what he’s been missing, curling in a fantastic effort from 18 yards. Alexander Isak added a second and while Noni Madueke’s deflected shot pulled one back, Wheels wrapped it up with a Victor Lindelof clean. It’s three wins and three defeats for Mega Bucks who dropped to six with their 3-1 loss at the Wateringhole Society, Dave led until very late. Zian Flemming levelled from the spot in the 90th minute and cleans from Ezri Konsa and Luka Vuskovic got Kiran a much-needed win.

The Artisans are seventh, six points behind, after a 0-0 draw with Markian. The point gets Ian off the bottom of the table. Nil Satis and the CFJs played out a 2-2 draw. Johan Manzambi and Dominic Calvert-Lewin had Paul two up, the Cows hit back with cleans from Gabriel and Timothy Castagne.

2026/27 Week 5 Results - SGU go top

Cheese Makers 4 v 0 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 

Mega Buck Bandits 3 v 0 San Dimas High School 

Real Muppets 1 v 3 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Stanley and Gracie United 2 v 1 Claymore Athletic FC 

The Cow-Faced Juniors 1 v 3 YTFIB

The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 1 The Wateringhole Society 

Trusted By Millions 3 v 2 Markian United 

Wheel Madrid 2 v 2 Aardvark Abacus

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Stanley and Gracie United	5	4	0	1	13	6	7	12
2	Real Muppets	5	3	1	1	14	7	7	10
3	Mega Buck Bandits	5	3	0	2	8	5	3	9
4	Aardvark Abacus	5	2	2	1	15	12	3	8
5	Cheese Makers	5	2	2	1	11	8	3	8
6	YTFIB	5	2	2	1	10	8	2	8
7	Wheel Madrid	5	2	2	1	9	9	0	8
8	The Fabulous Artisans	5	2	2	1	7	7	0	8
9	Claymore Athletic FC	5	2	1	2	8	6	2	7
10	San Dimas High School	5	2	1	2	8	9	-1	7
11	Trusted By Millions	5	2	0	3	8	11	-3	6
12	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	5	2	0	3	8	11	-3	6
13	The Cow-Faced Juniors	5	1	2	2	10	14	-4	5
14	The Wateringhole Society	5	1	1	3	10	10	0	4
15	Garth Crooks' Team of the Week	5	1	0	4	5	9	-4	3
16	Markian United	5	1	0	4	6	18	-12	3

We have new leaders. SGU have taken over which means Aaron is on top of the pile for the first time since week 11 in the 2020/21 season. 

SGU trailed to an early Jack Rudoni penalty for Claymore but turned it round in the second half through goals from Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall and substitute Mohamed Belloumi. The Muppets drop to second after losing their unbeaten record 3-1 at home to Nil Satis. Erling Haaland scored his customary goal for Ryan to make it 1-1 on 65 minutes but two goals in five minutes, both goal of the month contenders, from Jeremy Doku and Sven Botman gave Paul the win.

Mega Buck Bandits are up to third. Yes, really! Dave’s team brushed aside San Dimas 3-0 with second half goals from Evanilson, Maxime De Cuyper and Kristoffer Ajer. Dave’s one place above Ady who was held 2-2 by the improving Wheel Madrid. The Aardvarks led 2-0 but John McGinn’s deflected shot and Lewis Dunk’s clean earned Paul a point. 

Cheese Makers are heading in the right direction after a 4-0 win over GC TotW. Fit again Joao Pedro scored twice, Bryan Mbeumo added another and Nico O’Reilly got Matthew’s clean. YTFIB are sixth after a 3-1 win at the CFJs. Clean sheets from Oliver Boscagli and Chris Richards from the bench were Julian’s difference-makers. 

The Artisans and Wateringhole drew 1-1. Riccardo Calafiori scored for Ben just after the hour, Luka Vuskovic got Kiran’s equalising clean. Markian continue to prop up the table after going down 3-2 to Trusted. It was an improved performance from ian’s team who led 2-1 after Ryan Cherki’s cute finish after 78 minutes but Dara O’Shea headed home in injury time and Marco Palestra’s clean was the winner for Beef.

2026/27 - PCMT 1st Round Results

Claymore Athletic FC 4 v 1 The Wateringhole Society

Garth Crooks Team of the Week 0 v 3 Trusted By Millions

Markian United 1 v 0 Aardvark Abacus 

Mega Buck Bandits 0 v 0 The Fabulous Artisans 

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 3 v 3 Real Muppets 

San Dimas High School 1 v 1 The Cow-Faced Juniors

Wheel Madrid 3 v 0 Cheese Makers 

YTFIB 3 v 0 Stanley and Gracie United 

Replays

Real Muppets 1 v 3 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Cow-Faced Juniors 1 v 1 San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 3 Mega Buck Bandits 

Second replay

San Dimas High School 0 v 0 The Cow-Faced Juniors

Third replay

The Cow-Faced Juniors  v  San Dimas High School

Holders the CFJs will need a replay if their trophy defence is going to progress as they were held 1-1 by San Dimas. Pascal Gross (who had three years with the Saints earlier in his career) hit a perfectly-placed low shot to put the holders ahead after 31 minutes but a Tyrick Mitchell clean sheet squared things up. No current manager has won this more often than Ryan but his Muppets team will need a second go after a 3-3 draw with Nil Satis. Ryan’s team looked in control after Erling Haaland put them 3-1 up with 10 minutes left but Paul S hit back with cleans from Vitali Mykolenko and Jarrad Branthwaite.

While we’re on replays there’s one more to talk about. Mega Bucks and the Artisans played out a goalless draw. Let’s say it was a good 0-0 to make them feel better about it. Wheel Madrid won the trophy in 23/24 and there’s an argument that they’re playing their best fantasy football since then as Paul’s team brushed the Cheese Makers aside 3-0. Enzo Fernandez curled in an early free-kick to get things going, Alexander Isak scored for close range and Emi Buendia produced another worldie.

YTFIB and Markian have both finished as runners-up in the last four seasons and they’re still in with a chance of going one better this time round. Antoine Semenyo has taken his time to get up to speed for YTFIB this season but two hard, low strikes either side of half-time took the game away from SGU and James Justin’s clean completed a 3-0 win. Bottom of the table Markian edged out the Aardvarks 1-0. The only score came on 29 minutes when Ryan Cherki found just enough space to fire in from 15 yards.

The Wateringhole Society were runners-up last season but otherwise have a pretty ropey record. Their 4-1 defeat to Claymore makes it 10 first round exits in 12 seasons. Clive’s team had late goals from Igor Thiago and Matheus Cunha plus Kayode and Muharemovic cleans to thank for his win. Trusted also don't have a great record in this competition, they’ve won it just the once - and that was 20 years ago and they’ve only made one final since. But perhaps a 3-0 win at GC TotW can give Beef some optimism. Joe Willock and Thierno Barry had Trusted two ahead in 11 minutes, Lisandro Martinez scored an own goal to snuff out any chance of a comeback. Brian Brobbey came on for Ollie for the last 16 minutes, wondering what might have been...

In the replays - The Muppets have won this three times in the last ten seasons but now get a shot at a first Charity Shield after going down to 2021/22 winners Nil Satis. The Artisans lifted the PCMT in 2011/12 but have only made one final since. Dave’s team still in with a chance of a first win in this competition. The CFJs and San Dimas will try to get a resolution in their tie again next week.

2026/27 Week 4 Results - Muppets the last unbeaten team

Aardvark Abacus 3 v 3 The Cow-Faced Juniors 

Claymore Athletic FC 0 v 2 Mega Buck Bandits

Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 0 v 1 Stanley and Gracie United 

Markian United 0 v 3 Wheel Madrid

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 1 v 2 Cheese Makers

San Dimas High School 0 v 3 The Fabulous Artisans 

The Wateringhole Society 4 v 1 Trusted By Millions 

YTFIB 3 v 3 Real Muppets 

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Real Muppets	4	3	1	0	13	4	9	10
2	Stanley and Gracie United	4	3	0	1	11	5	6	9
3	Aardvark Abacus	4	2	1	1	13	10	3	7
4	Claymore Athletic FC	4	2	1	1	7	4	3	7
5	San Dimas High School	4	2	1	1	8	6	2	7
6	Wheel Madrid	4	2	1	1	7	7	0	7
7	The Fabulous Artisans	4	2	1	1	6	6	0	7
8	Mega Buck Bandits	4	2	0	2	5	5	0	6
9	YTFIB	4	1	2	1	7	7	0	5
10	Cheese Makers	4	1	2	1	7	8	-1	5
11	The Cow-Faced Juniors	4	1	2	1	9	11	-2	5
12	The Wateringhole Society	4	1	0	3	9	9	0	3
13	Garth Crooks' Team of the Week	4	1	0	3	5	5	0	3
14	Trusted By Millions	4	1	0	3	5	9	-4	3
15	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	4	1	0	3	5	10	-5	3
16	Markian United	4	1	0	3	4	15	-11	3

The Muppets keep the top spot but lose their hundred percent record after an entertaining 3-3 draw with YTFIB. Julian’s team went ahead thanks to Lewis Miley's unfortunate deflection of a blocked shot and were 2-1 up at the break. Malick Yalcouye fired Ryan level on 51 minutes but Kevin Schade’s second goal five minutes later had YTFIB back in front. Erling Haaland scored a controversial equaliser. You might have read about it. SGU are second and a point behind after a 1-0 win at GC TotW. Aaron fielded his new £122m front line but it was Virgil van Dijk that got the winning clean.

The Aardvarks are third leading a clutch of teams on seven points. Ady’s team nabbed a 3-3 draw with the CFJs thanks to a Micky van de Van clean after the Cows looked to have turned the game round thanks to Jorgen Strand Larsen’s goal on 75 minutes. Claymore are fourth after going down 2-0 at home to Mega Bucks to end their unbeaten run. An early Pau Torres clean was followed by one from Maxime De Cuyper to see Dave safely in mid-table.

San Dimas drop to fifth after losing 3-0 to the Artisans. Ben’s title win last year was built on a rock-solid defence and it was three clean sheets (Calafiori, Guehi and Kerkez) that got the job done this week. Wheel Madrid are sandwiched between those teams after a 3-0 win at Markian. The last time Paul’s team were in this lofty a position was Week 2 in the 23/24 season. The action came late with a first WSFFL goal from Alysson followed by a clean and a goal of the season contender from Lewis Dunk.

Cheese Makers xC* had shown that they were a bit unlucky not to pick up a win before this week and they got off the mark against Nil Satis. Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s first half goal for Paul S was cancelled by David Raya’s penalty save and August POTM Joao Pedro got Matthew’s winner. Similar could be said for the Wateringhole Society who picked up their first points with a win over Trusted. Liam Delap looked to be adding to Kiran’s poor start with his goal straight after the break but injury time strikes from Zian Flemming and Bukayo Saka from the spot were followed by cleans from Ruben Dias and Ezri Konsa to give the score a one-sided look.

*Expected Counters. No questions please, I just made this up.