Cheese Makers 1 v 1 YTFIB
Markian United 1 v 7 Aardvark Abacus
Mega Buck Bandits 2 v 0 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week
Real Muppets 3 v 0 The Cow-Faced Juniors
Stanley and Gracie United 6 v 1 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 1 Claymore Athletic FC
Trusted By Millions 1 v 3 San Dimas High School
Wheel Madrid 3 v 2 The Wateringhole Society
| Team | P | W | D | L | F | A | Diff | Pts |
| 1 | Real Muppets | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 9 | 9 |
| 2 | San Dimas High School | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 7 |
| 3 | Claymore Athletic FC | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 7 |
| 4 | Stanley and Gracie United | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 5 | Aardvark Abacus | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 6 |
| 6 | YTFIB | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 4 |
| 7 | The Cow-Faced Juniors | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 4 |
| 8 | Wheel Madrid | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 4 |
| 9 | The Fabulous Artisans | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 4 |
| 10 | Garth Crooks' Team of the Week | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
| 11 | Trusted By Millions | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 3 |
| 12 | Mega Buck Bandits | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 3 |
| 13 | Nil Satis Nisi Optimum | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 3 |
| 14 | Markian United | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 12 | -8 | 3 |
| 15 | Cheese Makers | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 2 |
| 16 | The Wateringhole Society | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 0 |
Another win for the Muppets, another goal for Erling Haaland. He got the first in a 3-0 win over the CFJs that preserves Ryan’s 100% record, Josh King scored the second. San Dimas are second following their 3-1 win at Trusted. Kai Havertz fired in at the near post to open the scoring with Tyrick Mitchell adding an unlikely brace.
Claymore are the third of our three unbeaten teams after a 1-1 draw at the Artisans. A revitalised Martin Odegaard put Ben ahead five minutes after the break, Clive’s equaliser was a Daniel Munoz clean. SGU picked up a rare six clean sheet performance in a 6-1 win over Nil Satis. We wondered ion this was SGU’s biggest win but Aaron beat the same opponents 6-0 in the 21/22 season.
The Aardvarks went one better beating Markian 7-1. Morgan Rogers, Marcus Tavernier and Jayden Bogle all scored in the first 15 minutes to get Ady’s team bouncing back from their Week 2 defeat to the leaders. YTFIB head up the teams on four points after their 1-1 draw at Cheese Makers. Matthew is still searching for his first win of the campaign.
A 3-2 win over The Wateringhole Society sees Wheel Madrid in the rarefied heights of the top half. Alexander Isak smashed in two goals in the first nine minutes and a Malick Thiaw own goal put the game out of Kiran’s reach. The Society are our one remaining pointless team. After a great win last week GC TotW came back down to earth, losing 2-0 at Mega Bucks. Enzo Le Fee’s penalty and an Alisson clean gave Dave his first points of the season.
