2026/27 Cup Quarter-finals

Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy Quarter-finals

Claymore Athletic FC 2 v 4 Mega Buck Bandits

Markian United 0 v 0 Wheel Madrid

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 2 v 2 Trusted By Millions 

San Dimas High School 2 v 2 YTFIB 

Replays

Trusted By Millions v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Wheel Madrid v Markian United

YTFIB v San Dimas High School

Charity Shield Quarter-finals

Cheese Makers 4 v 0 Stanley and Gracie United

The Cow-Faced Juniors 0 v 2 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 2 Aardvark Abacus 

The Wateringhole Society 1 v 0 Real Muppets 

Reports

PCMT

Mega Bucks booked their place in the last four, the other three slots still need to be filled.

Dave’s team got the better of Claymore 4-2. With the game level at 1-1 20 minutes into the second half the game swung in the Bandits favour. Zion Suzuki dropped a corner into his own net and three minutes later Enzo Le Fee stuck a penalty away to make it 3-1. Thiago pulled one back but a Kristoffer Ajer clean saw Dave close it out. With Claymore exiting it’s San Dimas with the most wins in the competition still remaining. My team will need a replay after a 2-2 draw with YTFIB. Adam Smith’s clean for Julian a late equaliser after former player Julio Enciso had put the Saints on the verge of victory.

Trusted led Nil Satis 2-0 but Paul’s team fought back to earn a second game. Thierno Barry’s tap-in and Cole Palmer’s penalty had Beef in control but cleans from Jarrad Branthwaite and Thomas Meunier send it to a replay. A goalless draw between Markian and Wheels gives us a third replay. The closest to a winner was John McGinn’s first half penalty which hit the bar.

CS

Are the top two concentrating on the league?

Leaders the Muppets went down 1-0 at the Wateringhole Society. Jan Paul van Hecke headed in from shin height in the 73rd minute to settle the game in Kiran’s favour. SGU went down 4-0 at Cheese Makers, all Matthew’s counters came in the form of clean sheets.

It was a clean sheet that settled the Aardvarks game against the Artisans. Nicolas Jackson gave Ben the lead but Morgan Rogers strolled through the Artisans defence to level at the start of the second half. Micky van de Ven’s clean was the winner for Ady. GC TotW beat the CFJs in the league last week and repeated the feat with a 2-0 win. Yasin Ayari had a simple task to put Ollie’s team ahead on 11 minutes, Taiwo Aoniyi’s deflected shot on 37 minutes doubled the lead and that was that.

2026/27 Week 7 Results - Muppets back on top

Cheese Makers 2 v 1 San Dimas High School 

Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 3 Markian United 

Real Muppets 3 v 0 Claymore Athletic FC 

Stanley and Gracie United 0 v 3 The Wateringhole Society 

The Cow-Faced Juniors 1 v 2 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 

The Fabulous Artisans 3 v 1 Wheel Madrid

Trusted By Millions 1 v 1 Aardvark Abacus 

YTFIB 5 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Real Muppets	7	5	1	1	21	8	13	16
2	Stanley and Gracie United	7	5	0	2	15	10	5	15
3	Cheese Makers	7	4	2	1	17	12	5	14
4	Aardvark Abacus	7	3	3	1	18	14	4	12
5	The Fabulous Artisans	7	3	3	1	10	8	2	12
6	YTFIB	7	3	2	2	16	10	6	11
7	Wheel Madrid	7	3	2	2	13	13	0	11
8	The Wateringhole Society	7	3	1	3	16	11	5	10
9	Mega Buck Bandits	7	3	0	4	10	11	-1	9
10	Claymore Athletic FC	7	2	1	4	10	12	-2	7
11	San Dimas High School	7	2	1	4	10	13	-3	7
12	Trusted By Millions	7	2	1	4	10	15	-5	7
13	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	7	2	1	4	10	18	-8	7
14	Markian United	7	2	1	4	9	18	-9	7
15	The Cow-Faced Juniors	7	1	3	3	13	18	-5	6
16	Garth Crooks' Team of the Week	7	2	0	5	8	15	-7	6

After a two-week absence the Muppets return to the top.

Ryan’s team were goalless at the break with Claymore but Erling Haaland headed in seven minutes after the interval and Calvin Bassey’s clean finished the scoring at 2-0. SGU lost top spot after a rare bad day at the office, going down 3-0 to The Wateringhole Society. Ezri Konsa poked in following a melee to give Kiran the lead on seven minutes, Harvey Barnes swept in a second just before the hour and Jan Paul van Hecke’s clean rounded out the win.

Cheese Makers are third after coming from behind to beat San Dimas. Julio Enciso put my team ahead just before half-time but some fancy Oscar Bobb footwork led to the leveller ten minutes from time and Jeremy Jacquet got Matthew the winning clean. The Aardvarks lost ground with a 1-1 draw at Trusted. Another Marcus Tavernier goal seemed set to deliver Ady the points but Beef got a draw courtesy of Dara O’Shea’s clean.

The Artisans are four points from the top after inflicting just a second defeat on Wheel Madrid this season. A Nicolas Jackson brace either side of an Alexander Isak equaliser had Ben ahead and Milos Kerkez’s clean finished the game 3-1. YTFIB have made an excellent start this season and put five past Nil Satis. Julian’s team didn’t miss the injured Antoine Semenyo and were two up inside 24 minutes thanks to Neco Williams and Ali McBurnie. Paul had no reply and three YTFIB cleans made it 5-0, their first of that scoreline since week 11 in the 2024/25 season.

The brakes have been put on Mega Bucks’ good start with a second straight 3-1 defeat. Markian overcame Dave’s team this week with cleans from Pedro Porro and Fabian Schar proving the difference. A first win for Ollie since August, 2-1 at the CFJs, sees him join those opponents on six points at the foot of the table. A Pascal Gross own goal gave the Garths the opener, Gabriel levelled midway through the second half only for an early Myles Lewis-Skelly clean to give Ollie the winner.

2026/27 Cup Quarter-final draws

Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy Quarter-finals

Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits 

Markian United v Wheel Madrid 

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions

San Dimas High School v YTFIB

Charity Shield Quarter-finals

Cheese Makers v Stanley and Gracie United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

The Fabulous Artisans v Aardvark Abacus

The Wateringhole Society v Real Muppets

Games to be played w/c 31 October.

2026/27 Week 6 Results - SGU continue to lead the way

Aardvark Abacus 2 v 1 YTFIB 

Claymore Athletic FC 2 v 4 Cheese Makers

Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 1 v 5 Real Muppets 

Markian United 0 v 0 The Fabulous Artisans 

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 2 v 2 The Cow-Faced Juniors

San Dimas High School 1 v 2 Stanley and Gracie United

The Wateringhole Society 3 v 1 Mega Buck Bandits

Wheel Madrid 3 v 1 Trusted By Millions 

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Stanley and Gracie United	6	5	0	1	15	7	8	15
2	Real Muppets	6	4	1	1	19	8	11	13
3	Cheese Makers	6	3	2	1	15	10	5	11
4	Aardvark Abacus	6	3	2	1	17	13	4	11
5	Wheel Madrid	6	3	2	1	12	10	2	11
6	Mega Buck Bandits	6	3	0	3	9	8	1	9
7	The Fabulous Artisans	6	2	3	1	7	7	0	9
8	YTFIB	6	2	2	2	11	10	1	8
9	The Wateringhole Society	6	2	1	3	13	11	2	7
10	Claymore Athletic FC	6	2	1	3	10	10	0	7
11	San Dimas High School	6	2	1	3	9	11	-2	7
12	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	6	2	1	3	10	13	-3	7
13	The Cow-Faced Juniors	6	1	3	2	12	16	-4	6
14	Trusted By Millions	6	2	0	4	9	14	-5	6
15	Markian United	6	1	1	4	6	18	-12	4
16	Garth Crooks' Team of the Week	6	1	0	5	6	14	-8	3

Last week six points covered the top 12, now it’s the top seven. We’re 20% into the season, are we starting to see who’ll be contenders?

SGU keep top spot after two second half Pedro Neto goals saw Aaron’s team to a 2-1 win at San Dimas. The Muppets got back to winning ways with a 5-1 victory at GC TotW. Yasin Ayari did put Ollie ahead here but Phil Foden and Charalampos Kostoulos, two from Erling Haaland and a clean from Adrian Truffert gave Ryan an emphatic win.

Cheese Makers are up to third after a 4-2 win at Claymore. Diego Gomez fired in from the halfway line to give Clive the lead on seven minutes but he trailed at half-time as Matthew responded with goals from Bryan Mbeumo and a powerful Keane Lewis-Potter header. Claymore were back on terms four minutes after the break through Jack Rudoni but a Victor Munoz goal and James Hill clean sent the points back to Cornwall. The Aardvarks beat YTFIB 2-1 and are fourth. Marcus Tavernier got his fourth of the season but Ady needed a Levi Colwill clean to shake off Julian’s team.

Wheel Madrid are the third team on 11 points and fifth overall following a 3-1 victory over Trusted. James Maddison showed Paul W what he’s been missing, curling in a fantastic effort from 18 yards. Alexander Isak added a second and while Noni Madueke’s deflected shot pulled one back, Wheels wrapped it up with a Victor Lindelof clean. It’s three wins and three defeats for Mega Bucks who dropped to six with their 3-1 loss at the Wateringhole Society, Dave led until very late. Zian Flemming levelled from the spot in the 90th minute and cleans from Ezri Konsa and Luka Vuskovic got Kiran a much-needed win.

The Artisans are seventh, six points behind, after a 0-0 draw with Markian. The point gets Ian off the bottom of the table. Nil Satis and the CFJs played out a 2-2 draw. Johan Manzambi and Dominic Calvert-Lewin had Paul two up, the Cows hit back with cleans from Gabriel and Timothy Castagne.

2026/27 Week 5 Results - SGU go top

Cheese Makers 4 v 0 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 

Mega Buck Bandits 3 v 0 San Dimas High School 

Real Muppets 1 v 3 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Stanley and Gracie United 2 v 1 Claymore Athletic FC 

The Cow-Faced Juniors 1 v 3 YTFIB

The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 1 The Wateringhole Society 

Trusted By Millions 3 v 2 Markian United 

Wheel Madrid 2 v 2 Aardvark Abacus

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Stanley and Gracie United	5	4	0	1	13	6	7	12
2	Real Muppets	5	3	1	1	14	7	7	10
3	Mega Buck Bandits	5	3	0	2	8	5	3	9
4	Aardvark Abacus	5	2	2	1	15	12	3	8
5	Cheese Makers	5	2	2	1	11	8	3	8
6	YTFIB	5	2	2	1	10	8	2	8
7	Wheel Madrid	5	2	2	1	9	9	0	8
8	The Fabulous Artisans	5	2	2	1	7	7	0	8
9	Claymore Athletic FC	5	2	1	2	8	6	2	7
10	San Dimas High School	5	2	1	2	8	9	-1	7
11	Trusted By Millions	5	2	0	3	8	11	-3	6
12	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	5	2	0	3	8	11	-3	6
13	The Cow-Faced Juniors	5	1	2	2	10	14	-4	5
14	The Wateringhole Society	5	1	1	3	10	10	0	4
15	Garth Crooks' Team of the Week	5	1	0	4	5	9	-4	3
16	Markian United	5	1	0	4	6	18	-12	3

We have new leaders. SGU have taken over which means Aaron is on top of the pile for the first time since week 11 in the 2020/21 season. 

SGU trailed to an early Jack Rudoni penalty for Claymore but turned it round in the second half through goals from Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall and substitute Mohamed Belloumi. The Muppets drop to second after losing their unbeaten record 3-1 at home to Nil Satis. Erling Haaland scored his customary goal for Ryan to make it 1-1 on 65 minutes but two goals in five minutes, both goal of the month contenders, from Jeremy Doku and Sven Botman gave Paul the win.

Mega Buck Bandits are up to third. Yes, really! Dave’s team brushed aside San Dimas 3-0 with second half goals from Evanilson, Maxime De Cuyper and Kristoffer Ajer. Dave’s one place above Ady who was held 2-2 by the improving Wheel Madrid. The Aardvarks led 2-0 but John McGinn’s deflected shot and Lewis Dunk’s clean earned Paul a point. 

Cheese Makers are heading in the right direction after a 4-0 win over GC TotW. Fit again Joao Pedro scored twice, Bryan Mbeumo added another and Nico O’Reilly got Matthew’s clean. YTFIB are sixth after a 3-1 win at the CFJs. Clean sheets from Oliver Boscagli and Chris Richards from the bench were Julian’s difference-makers. 

The Artisans and Wateringhole drew 1-1. Riccardo Calafiori scored for Ben just after the hour, Luka Vuskovic got Kiran’s equalising clean. Markian continue to prop up the table after going down 3-2 to Trusted. It was an improved performance from ian’s team who led 2-1 after Ryan Cherki’s cute finish after 78 minutes but Dara O’Shea headed home in injury time and Marco Palestra’s clean was the winner for Beef.