2025/26 Players of the Season

(Awards are made on basis of contributions, 'counters', in all WSFFL competitions. Where there is a tie, contributions in league matches take precedence.)

Player of the Season, Golden Boot, Attacker of the Season

Erling Haaland (Real Muppets) - 24 goals

For the fourth season running the Norwegian comes out on top. Slowed down a bit in the new year or might have threatened his 2022/23 record of 34.

Golden Gloves

David Raya Martin (Cheese Makers) - 21 clean sheets

It's three wins in a row for the Cheese keeper. This time with the best goalkeeping tally since 2008/9.

Defender of the Season

Gabriel (The Cow-Faced Juniors) - Three goals, 18 clean sheets

Surprisingly the first time the Brazilian has won this award. The most counters for a defender since 2021/22.

Midfielder of the Season

Morgan Gibbs-White (Garth Crooks' Team of the Week) - 12 goals

A low-scoring season for midfielders but that's not to take away from a brilliant season by Ollie's star man.

Young Player of the Season

Alex Jimenez (The Cow-Faced Juniors) - one goal, eight clean sheets

Look, I'm just here to report on this particular fantasy football league.

£500k Player of the season

Marc Guehi (The Fabulous Artisans) - Three goals, 12 clean sheets

A big part of Ben's title winning campaign and the first winner since 2014/15 without the surname Kane, Alexander-Arnold, Sterling or Foden.

Signing of the Season

Viktor Gyokeres (The Cow-Faced Juniors) - 14 goals

The most expensive player in the history of the game struggled to settle but started to prove his worth later in the season.

2025/26 Co-Ord Round-Up Part One - Transfer Dealings

Last year, for the second time, I confidently predicted that the 2025/26 season would be our first billion fantasy spend transfer spend year. This time I was right. Both transfer income and expenditure was up on the previous season.

(I'm less inclined to put team details on here as some of the numbers involved are eye-watering.)

Income

2023/24's record was broken - but only by £220,000 which is £150m up on last year.

Expenditure

The previous record was broken, not by a little but a by just short of half a billion fantasy pounds.

Overall

Collectively our teams lost getting on for £220m. A lot but nowhere the record of £452m.

Twelve teams made losses on their transfer business last season.

Total transfer income from the 2006/07 season is now through the £10bn barrier and heading towards £11bn. Expenditure now exceeds £13bn. 

Will we see a correction next season or a further emptying of the wallets?

(Bear in mind that these figures might be wrong. But they won't be wrong by much. Hardly at all in fact.)

Overall League Table 2001 - 2026

	The Combined WSFFL League Table
	Seasons 2001-2026
	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Aardvark Abacus	750	410	126	214	1721	1187	534	1356
2	Trusted By Millions	750	377	130	243	1665	1275	390	1261
3	The Cow-Faced Juniors (1)	750	365	133	252	1616	1297	319	1228
4	Claymore Athletic FC	750	359	129	262	1681	1380	301	1206
5	GC TotW (9)	750	350	145	255	1630	1316	314	1195
6	The Fabulous Artisans (2)	750	354	117	279	1453	1337	116	1179
7	Real Muppets	750	344	145	261	1539	1297	242	1177
8	Markian United (8)	750	317	136	297	1461	1365	96	1087
9	San Dimas High School	750	310	143	297	1363	1391	-28	1073
10	Stanley and Gracie United (3)	750	294	133	323	1281	1433	-152	1015
11	Cheese Makers (6)	750	285	148	317	1232	1350	-118	1003
12	The Wateringhole Society (5)	750	280	133	337	1276	1413	-137	973
13	Mega Buck Bandits	750	249	135	366	1105	1377	-272	882
14	Wheel Madrid (4)	750	223	144	383	1078	1512	-434	813
15	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	750	219	129	402	1016	1479	-463	786
16	YTFIB (7)	750	187	128	435	873	1581	-708	689
	TOTAL	12000	4923	2154	4923	21990	21990	0	16923
	(1) includes results from Kylie Bumcheeks and Eleven Imaginary Boys
	(2) includes results from Prettier Than You and SCP Marmosets
	(3) includes results from Viola's Pier, Thommo's Titans, Melwood FC
	Dynamo Kev and Athletico Phoenix, formerly Stanley Athletic FC
	(4) includes results from Short Straw Rovers and Final Fantasy XI
	(5) includes results from Elland Road Big Boys and The Dead Parrots
	(6) includes results from 22-Legged Groove Machine and Bassett Allsorts
	(7) formerly York's Returning Glory
	(8) includes results from You Know Your Boston Rock FC and FCK2
	(9) includes results from FW LGXI