Own Goals

Do they even out? Do they make a difference? No idea but let's keep count anyway.

I've started on 2023/24 which is the first season I have full records.

All league games unless stated.

Totals

10 - Trusted By Millions (two PCMT)

5 - Cheese Makers

5 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

5 - The Fabulous Artisans

5 - The Wateringhole Society (one FA Cup)

5 - Wheel Madrid

5 - FW LG XI

4 - Aardvark Abacus

4 - Mega Buck Bandits

4 - Stanley and Gracie United

4 - San Dimas High School (one Charity Shield)

3 - Claymore Athletic FC (one PCMT)

2 - Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

2 - YTFIB (one PCMT)

1 - Real Muppets

1 - The Cow-Faced Juniors

2026/27

1 - Wheel Madrid

2025/26

5 - Trusted By Millions (two PCMT)

3 - Cheese Makers

3 - Stanley and Gracie United

2 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

2 - The Fabulous Artisans

2 - The Wateringhole Society

1 - Claymore Athletic FC

1 - Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

1 - San Dimas High School

1 - YTFIB

2024/25

3 - Mega Buck Bandits

2 - Cheese Makers

2 - The Fabulous Artisans

2 - Trusted By Millions

2 - Wheel Madrid

1 - Aardvark Abacus

1 - Claymore Athletic FC (PCMT)

1 - Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

1 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

1 - San Dimas High School

1 - Stanley and Gracie United

2023/24

5 - FW LG XI

3 - Aardvark Abacus

3 - The Wateringhole Society (one FA Cup)

3 - Trusted By Millions

2 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

2 - San Dimas High School (one Charity Shield)

2 - Wheel Madrid

1 - Claymore Athletic FC

1 - Mega Buck Bandits

1 - Real Muppets

1 - The Cow-Faced Juniors

1 - The Fabulous Artisans

1 - YTFIB (PCMT)

Six-counter defeats

OK - so pre-2001 we don’t have the info. 2001-2007 I’m not 100% sure that counter numbers are complete and as I’ve skimmed through this (about 6,000 games) there’s a chance I’ve missed something.

But after all that I’ve found 9 six-counter plus defeats to join the ‘Greatest Game’. Which makes it pretty rare.

Week 12 2004/5

Aardvark Abacus                                  4-3     San Dimas High School

Scholes 2                                              (3)      Terry 2

Alonso                                                             Kanoute

Gudjonsen                                                                                                       44,530

Week 16 2005/6

Claymore Athletic FC                           5-4     The Dead Parrots

Hleb                                                      (2)      Fowler

Henry 3                                                           Harewood

Osman                                                            Albrechtsen

                                                                        Neill                                     36,700

Week 10 2009/10

The Fabulous Artisans 4 v 7 You Know Your Boston Rock FC

Franco 5                         (2) Defoe 51, 54, 58, 69 , 87

Sorensen sp8                 Dunn 32

Skrtel 50                         D.Bent 71

Ireland 76                                                             Att: 75,169

Week 25 2009/10

You Know Your Boston Rock FC 6 v 5 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Lampard 15, 44p, 62p, 90         (1) Berbatov 69, 78

Dunn 20p                                  Higginbotham [c]

G.Johnson 32                                  Evra [c]

                                                                          Vidic [c] Att: 43,121

Week 1 2014/15

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 4 v 5 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Coleman 19                 (2) Chadli 12, 37

Dier 30                          Hazard 77

Jelavic 42                 Kaboul [c]

Naismith 45                 Azpilicueta [c] Att: 43,217

Week 18 2014/15 (A seven counter defeat!)

San Dimas High School 5 v 4 The Fabulous Artisans

Lukaku 2                         (3) Eriksen 6

Walters 21, 34, 90         Remy 41

Silva 45                         Shelvey 83

                                                                van Aanholt [c] Att: 30,943

Week 10 2016/17

Athletico Phoenix 5 v 6 Wheel Madrid

Mahrez 15p        (1) Toure 39, 83

Morrison 16         Luiz [c]

Costa 41                 Francis [c]

Anichebe 62, 84 Matip [c]

                                                        McAuley [c]                 Att: 75,264

Week 18 2017/18 (A seven counter defeat!)

Aardvark Abacus 5 v 4 The Wateringhole Society

Son 62, 87         (3) Kennedy 2, 29

Cech sp62         Rashford 14,24

Tosun 76

Kompany [c]                                                 56,904

FA Cup Semi-final 2020/21

San Dimas High School 4 v 3 Real Muppets

McNeil 24                 (3) Iheanacho 39, 69, 78

Perez 64

Cancelo [c]

Fofana [c]                                                 60,275

Week 25 2021/22

Incomplete records here but what we do know is...

Cheese Makers 1     v     2 Stanley Athletic FC 
Robertson 62?        (5)      Ward-Prowse 45, 54

Week 1 2025/26

Markian United 1 v 2 The Wateringhole Society

Cherki 81         (5) Ekitike 37

Gakpo 49                                                                                 42,526

Week 16 2025/26

The Wateringhole Society 5 v 3 Claymore Athletic FC

Barnes 36, 90+12     (3) Thiago 30, 65

Mitoma 60          Joelinton 54

Kelleher sp60    

Frimpong [c]                                                                         60,258

And there’s also been a seven-counter draw (Week 30 2015/16)

Aardvark Abacus 5 v 5 Claymore Athletic FC

McCarthy 19         (2) Giroud 5, 78, 80

Bertrand 75p         Fabregas 66p

Drinkwater 82         Wijnaldum 73p

Davis 87

Jagielka [c]                                         Att: 60,007

Team counter records

Another list to keep up. Which teams have hit 100+ counters in a season? (Records only go back to 2012/13 here.)

125 - Aardvark Abacus (1st 2023/24)

121 - Claymore Athletic FC (1st 2015/16)

118 - Fred West LG XI (2nd 2017/18)

118 - Trusted By Millions (4th 2023/24)

117 - Fred West LG XI (1st 2018/19)

116 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (4th 2016/17)

115 - Fred West LG XI (1st 2022/23)

115 - The Wateringhole Society (4th 2022/23)

113 - The Wateringhole Society (6th 2020/21)

113 - Claymore Athletic FC (2014/15)

113 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (1st 2012/13)

110 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (2nd 2024/25)

109 - Trusted By Millions (4th 2021/22)

109 - Claymore Athletic FC (3rd 2019/20)

109 - Fred West LG XI (1st 2016/17)

109 - Claymore Athletic FC (2nd 2013/14)

109 - The Fabulous Artisans (9th 2013/14)

108 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (2nd 2022/23)

108 - Athletico Phoenix (3rd 2012/13)

107 - Claymore Athletic FC (2nd 2012/13)

106 - The Fabulous Artisans (3rd 2022/23)

106 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (5th 2021/22)

106 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (1st 2017/18)

106 - Fred West LG XI (2nd 2014/15)

105 - Trusted By Millions (1st 2019/20)

104 - Aardvark Abacus (3rd 2017/18)

104 - Real Muppets (4th 2017/18)

104 - Trusted By Millions (1st 2013/14)

104 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (3rd 2013/14)

103 - Trusted By Millions (5th 2024/25)

102 - Claymore Athletic FC (3rd 2021/22)

101 - Stanley Athletic FC (7th 2021/22)

101 - Real Muppets (7th 2020/21)

101 - Stanley Athletic FC (2nd 2019/20)

101 - Real Muppets (6th 2019/20)

100 - Fred West LG XI (1st 2020/21)

And what about 100+ against?

104 - YTFIB (16th 2023/24)

102 - Claymore Athletic FC (15th 2020/21)

101 - Stanley Athletic FC (7th 2021/22)

100 - Athletico Phoenix (13th 2013/14)

Let's have a list by team then...

125 - Aardvark Abacus (1st 2023/24)

121 - Claymore Athletic FC (1st 2015/16)

118 - Fred West LG XI (2nd 2017/18)

118 - Trusted By Millions (4th 2023/24)

116 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (4th 2016/17)

115 - The Wateringhole Society (4th 2022/23)

109 - The Fabulous Artisans (9th 2013/14)

108 - Athletico Phoenix (3rd 2012/13)

104 - Real Muppets (4th 2017/18)

101 - SGU/Stanley Athletic FC (7th 2021/22)

99 - San Dimas High School (8th 2016/17)

96 - Cheese Makers (7th 2025/26)

96 - Markian United (6th 2022/23)

93 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC (10th 2012/13)

91 - Wheel Madrid (10th 2018/19)

91 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum (7th 2018/19)

86 - FCK2 (7th 2014/15)

84 - Mega Buck Bandits (7th 2019/20)

79 - Garth Crooks' Team of the Week (12th 2024/25)

78 - YTFIB (9th 2019/20)

71 - Final Fantasy XI (5th 2012/13)

66 - The Dead Parrots (14th 2013/14)

Points records

Which teams have picked up the most points? And, a bit lower down, what are each team's best season haul?

I'm concentrating on the 16 team era here:

71 - Aardvark Abacus (1st 2023/24)

69 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC (1st 2005/6)

68 - Kylie Bumcheeks (1st 2002/3)

67 - Fred West Landscape Gardening XI (1st 2022/23)

67 - Aardvark Abacus (1st 2001/2)

66 - Fred West Landscape Gardening XI (1st 2016/17)

66 - Aardvark Abacus (1st 2008/9)

64 - Fred West Landscape Gardening XI (1st 2018/19)

64 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (1st 2012/13)

64 - Fred West Landscape Gardening XI (1st 2010/11)

64 - Aardvark Abacus (2nd 2002/3)

63 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC (1st 2009/10)

63 - Aardvark Abacus (1st 2007/8)

63 - Claymore Athletic FC (1st 2004/5)

63 - Claymore Athletic FC (2nd 2012/13)

The first season (36 games) was won with 74 points by Bassett Allsorts. 

Then we had six seasons of 34 matches. Two teams reached 70 points in 1999/2000 - Mega Buck Bandits won the league with 74 points, runners-up Trusted By Millions finished with 70.

Here are the best totals for each team* since we went to a 16 team league in 2001/2. Teams in italics are no longer in the game.

71 - Aardvark Abacus (1st 2023/24)

69 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC (1st 2005/6)

68 - Kylie Bumcheeks (1st 2002/3)

67 - Fred West Landscape Gardening XI (1st 2022/23)

64 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (1st 2012/13)

63 - Claymore Athletic FC (1st 2004/5 and 2nd 2012/13)

62 - The Fabulous Artisans (2nd 2025/26)

60 - Real Muppets (1st 2024/25, 2nd 2025/26)

59 - Trusted By Millions (1st 2013/14)

58 - Athletico Phoenix (3rd 2012/13)

57 - Eleven Imaginary Boys (3rd 2007/8)

56 - San Dimas High School (3rd 2001/2)

55 - Cheese Makers (3rd 2024/25)

55 - The Wateringhole Society (1st 2021/22)

55 - Stanley Athletic FC (2nd 2019/20)

53 - Prettier Than You (3rd 2006/7)

52 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum (4th 2006/7)

49 - Final Fantasy XI (5th 2012/13)

49 - 22 Legged Groove Machine (7th 2006/7)

47 - Markian United (6th 2022/23)

47 - Wheel Madrid (7th 2016/17)

46 - Mega Buck Bandits (7th 2019/20)

46 - FCK2 (7th 2014/15)

46 - The Dead Parrots/Elland Road Big Boys (8th 2003/4)

44 - YTFIB/York's Returning Glory (9th 2019/20)

39 - Garth Crooks' Team of the Week (12th 2024/25)

38 - Thommo's Titans (11th 2003/4)

34 - Short Straw Rovers (12th 2002/3)

33 - Dynamo Kev/Melwood FC (12th 2007/8)

31 - SCP Marmosets (13th 2007/8)

28 - Bassett Allsorts (14th 2010/11)

24 - Viola's Pier (13th 2001/2)

* - Probably, I haven't spent ages on this.

Player season scoring records

A certain Norwegian prompted this one. Here's a list of top WSFFL scorers (20+ gets you in) and the season they achieved that. The earliest season we have full records on is 2007/8. (Will I look back before that at some point - unlikely but you never know.)

We're talking counters here, not goals, which is why you'll see some defenders on the list, and the total is across all competitions. (I've left own goals out.)

34 - Erling Haaland (2022/23 - Real Muppets)

31 - Harry Kane (2022/23 - Markian United)

27 - Robin van Persie (2011/12 - Athletico Phoenix)

27 - Cristiano Ronaldo (2007/08 - Real Muppets)

26 - Erling Haaland (2023/24 - Real Muppets)

26 - Harry Kane (2017/18 - Markian United)

26 - Luis Suarez (2013/14 - The Cow-Faced Juniors)

26 - Robin van Persie (2012/13 - Athletico Phoenix)

26 - Wayne Rooney (2011/12 - Claymore Athletic FC)

24 - Erling Haaland (2025/26 - Real Muppets)

24 - Virgil van Dijk (2021/22 - Stanley Athletic FC

24 - Romelu Lukaku (2016/17 - San Dimas High School)

24 - Rio Ferdinand (2007/08 - YKY Boston Rock FC)

23 - Jamie Vardy (2019/20 - Wheel Madrid)

23 - Virgil van Dijk (2018/19 - Athletico Phoenix)

23 - Mohamed Salah (2017/18 - FW LG XI)

23 - Sergio Aguero (2017/18 - Claymore Athletic FC)

23 - Sergio Aguero (2015/16 - Claymore Athletic FC)

23 - Sergio Aguero (2014/15 - Claymore Athletic FC)

22 - Harry Kane (2020/21 - Markian United)

22 - Sergio Aguero (2019/20 - Claymore Athletic FC)

22 - Marcos Alonso (2017/18 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum)

22 - Harry Kane (2016/17 - FCK2)

22 - Luis Suarez (2012/13 - The Cow-Faced Juniors)

22 - Gareth Bale (2012/13 - The Cow-Faced Juniors)

22 - Nemanja Vidic (2008/09 - FW LG XI)

21 - Gabriel (2025/26 - The Cow-Faced Juniors)

21 - Erling Haaland (2024/25 - Real Muppets)

21 - Mohamed Salah (2024/25 - Garth Crooks' Team of the Week)

21 - Alexis Sanchez (2016/17 -  The Cow-Faced Juniors)

21 - Sergio Aguero (2011/12 - Claymore Athletic FC)

21 - Frank Lampard (2009/10 - YKY Boston Rock FC)

21 - John Terry (2009/10 - YKY Boston Rock FC)

21 - Edwin van der Sar (2008/09 - The Cow-Faced Juniors)

21 - Joleon Lescott (2007/08 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum)

20 - David Raya (2025/26 - Cheese Makers)

20 - Alexander Isak (2023/24 - Trusted By Millions)

20 - Phil Foden (2023/24 - Real Muppets)

20 - Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (2019/20 - Mega Buck Bandits)

20 - Aymeric Laporte (2018/19  The Cow-Faced Juniors)

20 - Mohamed Salah (2018/19 - FW LG XI)

20 - Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (2018/19 - Mega Buck Bandits)

20 - Gary Cahill (2016/17 - Trusted By Millions)

20 - Sergio Aguero (2016/17 - Claymore Athletic FC)

20 - Harry Kane (2015/16 - FCK2)

20 - Gareth Bale (2011/12 - The Cow-Faced Juniors)

20 - Branislav Ivanovic (2010/11 - Claymore Athletic FC)

20 - Carlos Tevez (2009/10 - Real Muppets)

20 - Patrice Evra (2007/08 - FW LG XI)

Oh go on then - here's the league only list.

27 - Erling Haaland (2022/23 - Real Muppets)

25 - Robin van Persie (2011/12 - Athletico Phoenix)

24 - Harry Kane (2022/23 - Markian United)

24 - Cristiano Ronaldo (2007/08 - Real Muppets)

23 - Virgil van Dijk (2018/19 - Athletico Phoenix)

23 - Harry Kane (2017/18 - Markian United)

23 - Robin van Persie (2012/13 - Athletico Phoenix)

22 - Wayne Rooney (2011/12 - Claymore Athletic FC)

21 - Erling Haaland (2025/26 - Real Muppets)

21 - Erling Haaland (2024/25 - Real Muppets)

21 - Erling Haaland (2023/24 - Real Muppets)

21 - Nemanja Vidic (2008/09 - FW LG XI)

20 - Mohamed Salah (2024/25 - GC TotW)

20 - Virgil van Dijk (2021/22 - Stanley Athletic FC)

20 - Mohamed Salah (2017/18 - FW LG XI)

20 - Harry Kane (2016/17 - FCK2)

20 - Carlos Tevez (2009/10 - Real Muppets)

The big list of big scores

For some reason I decided it would be a good idea to list all the occasions when a team scored seven or more*.

10-0 - Trusted By Millions v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum - Week 7 2025/26

10-1 - Fred West LG XI v Kylie Bumcheeks - Week 30 2002/03

9-0 - The Wateringhole Society v Fred West LG XI - Week 1 2020/21**

9-0 - Claymore Athletic v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum - PCMT QF 2015/16

9-1 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Dead Parrots - Week 19 2010/11

9-1 - Fred West LG XI v The Fabulous Artisans - Week 12 2010/11

9-1 - 22 Legged Groove Machine v Init2winit - Week 18 2000/01

9-2 - The Wateringhole Society v The Fabulous Artisans - Week 2 2020/21**

9-2 - YKY Boston Rock FC v The Dead Parrots - FA Cup 1st Round 2010/11

9-2 - Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic - FA Cup 1st Round 2009/10

9-3 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Fabulous Artisans  - PCMT SF 2013/14

9-6 - Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic - Week 3 2011/12

8-0 - Real Muppets v YTFIB - Week 6 2022/23

8-0 - Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits - Week 3 2022/23

8-0 - Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits - Week 23 2008/09

8-0 - Aardvark Abacus v 22 Legged Groove Machine - Week 13 2005/06

8-0 - San Dimas High School v Prettier Than You - Week 1 2001/02

8-1 - San Dimas High School v Cheese Makers - Week 27 2023/24

8-1 - Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors - Week 18 2023/24

8-1 - San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus - PCMT SF 2015/16

8-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v YTFIB - Week 1 2012/13

8-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v Mega Buck Bandits - Week 2 2010/11

8-1 - Real Muppets v The Cow-Faced Juniors - Week 4 2009/10

8-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v San Dimas High School - Week 22 2007/08

8-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v Thommo's Titans - Week 15 2004/05

8-2 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Wheel Madrid - Week 9 2022/23

8-2 - Real Muppets v Dynamo Kev - Week 1 2008/09

7-0 - Markian United v San Dimas High School - Week 26 2025/26

7-0 - Real Muppets v Wheel Madrid - Week 30 2024/25

7-0 - Trusted By Millions v YTFIB - Week 25 2023/24

7-0 - The Wateringhole Society v Wheel Madrid Week 19 2023/24

7-0 - Fred West LG XI v Markian United - Week 12 2020/21

7-0 - Real Muppets v YTFIB - Week 24 2018/19

7-0 - San Dimas High School v YTFIB - Week 22 2018/19

7-0 - Fred West LG XI v YTFIB - Week 10 2017/18

7-0 - Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School - Week 8 2017/18

7-0 - Real Muppets v Athletico Phoenix - Week 5 2017/18

7-0 - Fred West LG XI v Final Fantasy XI - Week 26 2014/15

7-0 - Aardvark Abacus v Final Fantasy XI - Week 30 2013/14

7-0 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Athletico Phoenix - Week 24 2013/14

7-0 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus - Week 12 2013/14

7-0 - Athletico Phoenix v Final Fantasy XI - Week 26 2012/13

7-0 - YKY Boston Rock FC v York's Returning Glory - Week 16 2011/12

7-0 - Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic - Week 9 2010/11

7-0 - Fred West LG XI v The Dead Parrots - Week 5 2009/10

7-0 - York's Returning Glory v Eleven Imaginary Boys - Week 24 2006/07

7-0 - Aardvark Abacus v Prettier Than You - Week 25 2001/02

7-0 - Trusted By Millions v Real Muppets - Week 30 2001/02

7-1 - The Fabulous Artisans v Garth Crooks' Team of the Week - FA Cup 1st Round 2024/25

7-1 - Aardvark Abacus v Stanley and Gracie United - Week 24 2023/24

7-1 - Real Muppets v Cheese Makers - PCMT QF 2022/23

7-1 - The Wateringhole Society v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum - Week 5 2021/22

7-1 - The Wateringhole Society v Stanley Athletic - Week 23 2020/21

7-1 - Aardvark Abacus v Markian United - Week 14 2020/21

7-1 - Trusted By Millions v The Fabulous Artisans - Week 23 2019/20

7-1 - Fred West LG XI v YTFIB - Week 18 2017/18

7-1 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus - Week 30 2016/17

7-1 - Fred West LG XI v Claymore Athletic FC - Week 9 2016/17

7-1 - Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions - Week 7 2015/16

7-1 - Fred West LG XI v Athletico Phoenix - FA Cup SF 2014/15

7-1 - Claymore Athletic FC v YTFIB - Charity Shield QF 2013/14

7-1 - San Dimas High School v Trusted By Millions - Week 17 2012/13

7-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v Final Fantasy XI - PCMT QF 2011/12

7-1 - Fred West LG XI v Mega Buck Bandits - Week 1 2010/11

7-1 - Aardvark Abacus v Fred West LG XI - Week 24 2008/09

7-1 - Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors - Week 22 2008/09

7-1 - Real Muppets v Final Fantasy XI - Week 10 2008/09

7-1 - Real Muppets v Fred West LG XI - Week 14 2007/08

7-1 - YKY Boston Rock FC v San Dimas High School - Week 30 2005/06

7-1 - Aardvark Abacus v York's Returning Glory - Week 15 2004/05

7-1 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v YKY Boston Rock FC - Week 22 2002/03

7-1 - Elland Road Big Boys v Trusted By Millions - Week 23 2001/02

7-2 - The Wateringhole Society v Claymore Athletic FC - Week 2 2024/25

7-2 - Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic FC - Week 2 2024/25

7-2 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Markian United - Week 6 2020/21

7-2 - Cheese Makers v Stanley Athletic FC - Week 27 2019/20

7-2 - Fred West LG XI v San Dimas High School - Week 26 2019/20

7-2 - Real Muppets v Cheese Makers - Week 7 2015/16

7-2 - Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions - Week 7 2014/15

7-2 - Fred West LG XI v Cheese Makers - Week 7 2013/14

7-2 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB - PCMT 1st Round 2012/13

7-2 - Claymore Athletic FC v YKY Boston Rock FC - Week 4 2011/12

7-2 - Real Muppets v San Dimas High School - Week 20 2010/11

7-2 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions - Week 10 2008/09

7-2 - YKY Boston Rock FC v Final Fantasy XI - PCMT 1st Round 2008/09

7-2 - Aardvark Abacus v Thommo's Titans - Week 25 2005/06

7-2 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Woodchester Rovers - Week 2 2000/01

7-2 - Mega Buck Bandits v Donkey Derby County - League Cup 1st Round 2nd Replay 2000/01

7-3 - Trusted By Milions v Claymore Athletic - Week 25 2025/26

7-3 - Fred West LG XI v San Dimas High School - Week 27 2015/16

7-3 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v York's Returning Glory - Week 9 2011/12

7-3 - YKY Boston Rock FC v 22 Legged Groove Machine - FA Cup 1st Round 2006/07

7-3 - Kylie Bumcheeks v Aardvark Abacus - Week 13 2002/03

7-3 - Fred West LG XI v Prettier Than You - Week 29 2002/03 

7-3 - Claymore Athletic FC v Short Straw Rovers - Week 28 2000/01

7-4 - YKY Boston Rock FC v The Fabulous Artisans - Week 10 2009/10

7-5 - The Cow-Faced Juniors v San Dimas High School - Week 13 2016/17

Number by season:

2000/01 - 4

2001/02 - 4

2002/03 - 4

2003/04 - 0

2004/05 - 2

2005/06 - 3

2006/07 - 2

2007/08 - 2

2008/09 - 7

2009/10 - 4

2010/11 - 7

2011/12 - 5

2012/13 - 4

2013/14 - 6

2014/15 - 3

2015/16 - 5

2016/17 - 3

2017/18 - 4

2018/19 - 2

2019/20 - 3

2020/21 - 6

2021/22 - 1

2022/23 - 4

2023/24 - 4

2024/25 - 4

2025/26 - 3

* We only have records going back to 2000/01 of course. I have this feeling there was another ten and possibly even an 11 but I can't prove it.

** These games happened in the same PL game week. I don't think any of the others did.

Club transfer records

Another list I need to keep together but it might be worth it!

Fees paid

£89m - The Cow-Faced Juniors for Viktor Gyokeres (Aug 2025)

£79m - Wheel Madrid for Alexander Isak (Sep 2025)

£77m - Markian United for Benjamin Sesko (Aug 2025)

£70m - The Wateringhole Society for Hugo Ekitike (Aug 2025)

£70m - Real Muppets for Erling Haaland (Jul 2022)

£62m - San Dimas High School for Josko Gvardiol (Sep 2023)

£61m - The Fabulous Artisans for Florian Wirtz (Aug 2025)

£60m - Stanley Athletic for Timo Werner (Sept 2020)

£59m - Trusted By Millions for Estevao Willian (Aug 2025)

£58m - Mega Buck Bandits for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Feb 2018)

£51m - Claymore Athletic for Rasmus Hojland (Sep 2023)

£48m - Fred West LG XI for Pepe (Aug 2019)

£45m - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum for Moise Keane (Aug 2019)

£42m - Cheese Makers for Jeremy Jacquet (Aug 2026)

£35m - Aardvark Abacus for Alexandre Lacazette (Aug 2017)

£16m - YTFIB for Julio Enciso (Aug 2025)

Fees received

£125.4m - Trusted By Millions for Alexander Isak (Sep 2025)

£108m - Mega Buck Bandits for Philippe Coutinho (Jan 2018)

£105.75m - Wheel Madrid for Jack Grealish (Aug 2021)

£100.1m - Aardvark Abacus for Declan Rice (Jul 2023)

£99.8m - San Dimas High School for Moises Caicedo (Aug 2023)

£92.3m - Nil Satis Nisi Optimun for Sandro Tonali (Jul 2026)

£90m - Fred West LG XI for Eden Hazard (Jun 2019)

£86.4m - Markian United for Harry Kane (Aug 2023)

£85.3m - The Cow-Faced Juniors for Gareth Bale (Sep 2013)

£84.8m - Claymore Athletic FC for Mateus Fernandes (Jul 2026)

£80m - Real Muppets for Cristiano Ronaldo (July 2009)

£68.6m - Cheese Makers for Anthony Gordon (Jul 2026)

£61.02m - Stanley Athletic (as Athletico Phoenix) for Riyad Mahrez (July 2018)

£54.9m - The Fabulous Artisans for Mason Mount (Jul 2023)

£51.4m - The Wateringhole Society for Pedro Neto (Aug 2024)

£23.4m - YTFIB for Allan St-Maximin (Jul 2023)

Team of the Season Appearances

Which players have featured in our Team of the Season squad since we started that in 2007/8?

(Starting XI unless stated)

Six

John Terry
Frank Lampard (one bench)

Five

Harry Kane

Joe Hart
Eden Hazard (one bench)

Mohamed Salah (one bench)
Sergio Aguero (two bench)

Four

Erling Haaland

Gabriel

Raheem Sterling

Steven Gerrard

Virgil van Dijk

Ederson (one bench)

Petr Cech (two bench)

Kyle Walker (three bench)

Three

Cristiano Ronaldo

David Raya Martin

Nemanja Vidic
Per Mertersacker

William Saliba

Andrew Robertson (one bench)

Gareth Bale (one bench)

Harvey Barnes (one bench)
Robin van Persie (one bench)

Son Heung-Min (one bench)

Alisson (two bench)
Pepe Reina (two bench)

David De Gea (three bench)

Two

Ben White

Branislav Ivanovic

Bryan Mbeumo
Carlos Tevez
Christian Eriksen

Cole Palmer
David Luiz

Florent Malouda

Gary Cahill
Gylfi Sigurdsson

James Tarkowski
Joleon Lescott

Kevin De Bruyne
Kevin Nolan
Luis Suarez
Marcos Alonso
Patrice Evra

Phil Foden
Rafael van der Vaart
Sadio Mane

Alexander Isak (one bench)

Cesar Azpilicueta (one bench)
Darren Bent (one bench)

Dele Alli (one bench)
Dimitar Berbatov (one bench)

Diogo Jota (one bench)
Edwin van der Sar (one bench)
Jamie Vardy (one bench)

Michail Antonio (one bench)

Nick Pope (one bench)

Pierre_Emerick Aubameyang (one bench)

Seamus Coleman (one bench)

Thomas Vermaelen (one bench)
Vincent Kompany (one bench)

Juan Mata (two bench)

One

Aaron Cresswell

Alex Iwobi

Alexis Mac Allister

Alvaro Arbeloa

Antonio Rudiger
Antonio Valencia
Aymeric Laporte

Brede Hangeland

Bruno Fernandes

Bukayo Saka
Cesc Fabregas
Charlie Adam
Chris Samba
Chris Smalling
Clint Dempsey

Daniel Sturridge

David Silva
Didier Drogba
Diego Costa
Dimitri Payet

Fernando Torres

Gabriel Martinelli

Gael Clichy
Harry Maguire

Harry Wilson

Hector Bellerin
Hugo Lloris

Igor Thiago
Jack Grealish

James Ward-Prowse

Joao Cancelo
Joey O'Brien

Josko Gvardiol

Jurrien Timber
Kasper Schmeichel

Kieran Trippier
Laurent Koscielny

Leandro Trossard
Leighton Baines
Leroy Sane
Luka Milivojevic

Luke Shaw
Marouane Fellaini

Martin Odegaard
Michu

Morgan Gibbs-White

Morgan Rogers
Nacer Chadli
Nacho Monreal
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Otamendi
Oscar

Phillipe Coutinho

Raphinha

Riccardo Calafiori
Richard Dunne
Rio Ferdinand
Riyad Mahrez
Robert Huth
Romelu Lukaku

Ruben Dias
Scott Sinclair
Stewart Downing

Stuart Dallas
Thibault Courtois

Trent Alexander-Arnold
Wayne Rooney
Wes Morgan

Willian
Yakubu
Yaya Toure

Yoane Wissa
Alexis Sanchez (one bench)
Carlos Cuellar (one bench)
Charlie Austin (one bench)
Christian Fuchs (one bench)

Dan Burn (one bench)
Danny Ings (one bench)
David Bentley (one bench)
Demba Ba (one bench)

Edouard Mendy (one bench)
Emiliano Martinez (one bench)

Enzo Fernandez (one bench)

Gaby Agbonlahor (one bench)
Geovanni (one bench)
Gianluigi Donnarumma (one bench)

Ivan Toney (one bench)
Jamie Carragher (one bench)

Joao Pedro (one bench)
Jose Enrique (one bench)
Kevin-Prince Boateng (one bench)

Marc Guehi (one bench)

Michael Olise (one bench)

Miguel Almiron (one bench)
Mikael Arteta (one bench)

Nikola Milenkovic (one bench)
Olivier Giroud (one bench)

Ollie Watkins (one bench)
Pablo Zabaleta (one bench)
Paul Pogba (one bench)

Rafael Varane (one bench)
Santi Cazorla (one bench)
Seb Larsson (one bench)

Thiago Silva  (one bench)

Thomas Sorensen (one bench)
Tim Howard (one bench)
Tim Krul (one bench)
Wes Brown (one bench)
Wilf Zaha (one bench)

WSFFL saved penalties

Before the 2004/05 season a rule was narrowly passed a rule change (by 7-5) to reward WSFFL goalkeepers that saved penalties with a 'goal' in our game.

Here's a list of those that have pulled off that feat. (The records before the 2007/08 season were kept differently so are shown here on a 'best endeavours' basis. Some saved penalties may have slipped through the net if you pardon the pun.)

Multiple saved penalties

7 - Manuel Almunia (York's Returning Glory)
6 - Mark Schwarzer (four for Final Fantasy XI, two for Trusted By Millions)
6 - Simon Mignolet (San Dimas High School)
6 - Tim Howard (one for Thommo's Titans, five for Claymore Athletic FC)

5 - Brad Friedel (Claymore Athletic FC)

5 - David De Gea (Trusted By Millions)
5 - David James (The Dead Parrots)

4 - Ben Foster (one for Fred West LG XI, one for FCK2, two for Markian Utd)

4 - Heurelho Gomes (Nil Satis Nisi Optimum)
4 - Joe Hart (three for Dead Parrots, one for The Wateringhole Society)

4 - Jordan Pickford (Aardvark Abacus)

4 - Kasper Schmeichel (one for Final Fantasy, three for Claymore Athletic)
4 - Shay Given (Fred West LG XI)
4 - Thomas Sorensen (The Fabulous Artisans)
3 - Allan McGregor (Final Fantasy XI)

3 - Bernd Leno (Wateringhole Society)

3 - Emiliano Martinez (San Dimas)

3 - Hugo Lloris (Fred West LG XI)

3 - Lukasz Fabianski (The Fabulous Artisans)
3 - Neil Etheridge (Wheel Madrid)

3 - Nick Pope (YTFIB)
3 - Rob Green (two for Nil Satis, one for Athletico Phoenix)
2 - Ali Al-Habsi (San Dimas High School)

2 - Brad Guzan (one for Bassett Allsorts, one for Cheese Makers)

2 - Caoimhin Kelleher (Wateringhole Society)
2 - Ederson (Real Muppets)

2 - Edwin van der Sar (one for Kylie Bumcheeks, one for Eleven Imaginary Boys)

2 - Jose Reina (Real Muppets)

2 - Jose Sa (Nil Satis)
2 - Kelvin Davis (The Cow-Faced Juniors)
2 - Maarten Stekelenburg (Athletico Phoenix)

2 - Rui Patricio (Nil Satis)
2 - Tim Krul (one for Cheese Makers, one for Athletico Phoenix)
2 - Wayne Hennessey (The Cow-Faced Juniors)

By season (number in brackets is number of penalties saved in a game if more than one)

2025/26

Week 27 - Mats Selz (Stanley and Gracie)

Week 21 - Dean Henderson (Aardvarks)

Week 16 - Caoimhin Kelleher (Wateringhole Society)

Week 14 - Caoimhin Kelleher (Wateringhole Society)

Week 10 - Bart Verbruggen (The Fabulous Artisans)

Week 9 - Emiliano Martinez (San Dimas)

Week 9 - Giorgi Mamardashvili (The CFJs)

Week 3 - Robin Roefs (Markian United)

Week 2 - Jordan Pickford (Aardvarks)

2024/25 (Five penalty saves by five different goalkeepers)

Week 29 - Bernd Leno (Wateringhole Society)

Week 22 - Mads Hermansen (Claymore) 

Week 7 - Emiliano Martinez (San Dimas)

Week 4 - Andre Onana (Aardvarks)

Week 4 - Robert Sanchez (Stanley and Gracie)

2023/24  (One penalty save)

Week 2 - Alphonse Areola (Trusted) 

2022/23 (Eight penalty saves by six different goalkeepers)

Week 30 - David De Gea (Trusted)

Week 28 - Nick Pope (YTFIB)

Week 27 - Bernd Leno (Wateringhole Society)

Week 26 - Jordan Pickford (Aardvarks)

Week 22 - Nick Pope (YTFIB)

Week 19 - Danny Ward (Claymore Athletic)

Week 7 - Jose Sa (Nil Satis)

PCMT 1st Round - Jose Sa (Nil Satis)

2021/22 (Five penalty saves by four different goalkeepers)

Week 17 - Jack Butland (San Dimas)

Week 15 - Kasper Schmeichel (Claymore Athletic)

Week 10 - David De Gea (Trusted)

Week 9 - Ben Foster (Markian United)

Week 4 - David De Gea (Trusted)

2020/21 (Nine penalty saves by nine different goalkeepers)

Week 30 - Ederson (Real Muppets)

Week 27 - Edouard Mendy (The CFJs)

Week 23 - Sam Johnstone (Markian United)

Week 13 - Vicente Guaita (San Dimas)

Charity Shield SF - Bernd Leno (Wateringhole Society)

Week 7 - Lukasz Fabianski (The Fabulous Artisans)

Week 7 - Rui Patricio (Nil Satis)

Week 2 - Alisson (Mega Bucks)

Week 2 - Emiliano Martinez (San Dimas)

2019/20 (Seven penalty saves by six different goalkeepers)

Week 29 - Aaron Ramsdale (The Fabulous Artisans)
Week 23 - Kasper Schmeichel (Claymore Athletic FC)
Week 21 - Kasper Schmeichel (Claymore Athletic FC)
FA Cup QF - Hugo Lloris (Fred West LG XI)
Week 18 - Paolo Gazzaniga (Cheese Makers)
Charity Shield QF - Tim Krul (Athletico Phoenix) (2)
Week 2 - Rui Patricio (Nil Satis)

2018/19 (11 penalty saves by seven different goalkeepers)

Week 24 - Jordan Pickford (Aardvark Abacus)
Week 23 - Hugo Lloris (Fred West LG XI)
Week 20 - Hugo Lloris (Fred West LG XI)
PCMT Final - Neil Etheridge (Wheel Madrid)
Week 13 - Ben Foster (Markian Utd)
Week 8 - Jordan Pickford (Aardvark Abacus)
Week 4 - Wayne Hennessey (The Cow-Faced Juniors)
Week 4 - Marcus Bettinelli (Cheese Makers)
Week 4 - Joe Hart (The Wateringhole Society)
Week 2 - Neil Etheridge (Wheel Madrid)
Week 1 - Neil Etheridge (Wheel Madrid)

2017/18 (nine penalty saves by nine different goalkeepers)

Week 30 - Lukasz Fabianski (The Fabulous Artisans)
Week 29 - Martin Dubravka (Claymore Athletic FC)
Week 24 - Petr Cech (Aardvark Abacus)
Week 21 - Loris Karius (Wheel Madrid)
Week 20 - Nick Pope (YTFIB)
Week 17 - Ederson (Real Muppets)
Week 9 - Jonas Lossl (Nil Satis Nisi Optimum)
Week 6 - Fraser Forster (Mega Buck Bandits)
Week 5 - Simon Mignolet (San Dimas High School)

2016/17 (six penalty saves by five different goalkeepers)

Week 7 - Maarten Stekelenburg (Athletico Phoenix) (2)
Week 6 - Claudio Bravo (Nil Satis Nisi Optimum)
Week 4 - Eldin Jakupovic (Real Muppets)
Week 3 - Lukasz Fabianski (The Fabulous Artisans)
Week 1 - Simon Mignolet (San Dimas High School)

2015/16 (four penalty saves by three different goalkeepers)

Week 24 - Simon Mignolet (San Dimas High School)*
Week 23 - Simon Mignolet (San Dimas High School)*
Week 15 - Artur Boruc (Mega Buck Bandits)
Week 3 - Thibaut Courtois (Fred West LG XI)

2014/15 (eight penalty saves by seven different goalkeepers)

Week 26 - Tom Heaton (FCK2)
Week 23 - Simon Mignolet (San Dimas High School)
Charity Shield Final - Rob Green (Athletico Phoenix)
Week 12 - Allan McGregor (Final Fantasy XI)
Week 7 - Joe Hart (The Dead Parrots)
Week 6 - David De Gea (Trusted By Millions)
PCMT 1st Round - Julian Speroni (The Cow-Faced Juniors)
Week 1 - Allan McGregor (Final Fantasy XI)

2013/14 (five penalty saves by five different goalkeepers)

Week 27 - Ben Foster (FCK2)
Charity Shield Quarter-final - Tim Howard (Claymore Athletic FC)
Week 4- Brad Guzan (Cheese Makers)
Week 1 - Simon Mignolet (San Dimas High School)
Week 1 - Allan McGregor (Final Fantasy XI)

2012/13 (nine penalty saves by five different goalkeepers)

Week 24 - Mark Schwarzer (Final Fantasy XI)
Week 21 - Mark Schwarzer (Final Fantasy XI)
Week 21 - Joe Hart (The Dead Parrots)
Week 17 - Wojcech Szczesny (Aardvark Abacus)
Week 9 - Mark Schwarzer (Final Fantasy XI)*
PCMT QF Replay - Mark Schwarzer (Final Fantasy XI)*
Week 3 - Kelvin Davis (The Cow-Faced Juniors)
Week 1- Jose Reina (Real Muppets)
Week 1 - Kelvin Davis (The Cow-Faced Juniors)

2011/12 (eight penalty saves by six different goalkeepers)

Week 12 - Tim Krul (Cheese Makers)
Week 12 - Wayne Hennessey (The Cow-Faced Juniors)
Week 7 - Ali Al-Habsi (San Dimas High School)*
PCMT 1st Round Replay - Ali Al-Habsi (San Dimas High School)*
PCMT 1st Round - Tim Howard (Claymore Athletic FC)
Week 3 - Tim Howard (Claymore Athletic FC)
Week 3 - David De Gea (Trusted By Millions)
Week 2 - John Ruddy (Mega Buck Bandits)

2010/11 (seven penalty saves by six different goalkeepers)

Week 28 - Heurelho Gomes (Nil Satis Nisi Optimum)
Week 14 - Heurelho Gomes (Nil Satis Nisi Optimum)
Week 7 - Joe Hart (The Dead Parrots)
Week 5 - Manuel Almunia (York's Returning Glory)
PCMT 1st Round - Thomas Sorensen (The Fabulous Artisans)
Week 2 - Jussi Jaaskeleinen (Trusted By Millions)
Week 2 - Ben Foster (Fred West LG XI)

2009/10 (fourteen penalty saves by seven different goalkeepers)

Week 26 - Heurelho Gomes (Nil Satis Nisi Optimum) (2)
Week 26 - Tim Howard (Claymore Athletic FC)
FA Cup Semi-final replay - Manuel Almunia (York's Returning Glory)*
Week 24 - Manuel Almunia (York's Returning Glory)*
Week 23 - Boaz Myhill (Final Fantasy XI)
FA Cup 1st Round - Brad Guzan (Bassett Allsorts)
Week 14 - Manuel Almunia (York's Returning Glory)
Week 12 - Thomas Sorensen (The Fabulous Artisans)
Week 11 - Thomas Sorensen (The Fabulous Artisans)
Week 11 - Tim Howard (Claymore Athletic FC)
Week 11 - Shay Given (Fred West LG XI)
Week 10 - Thomas Sorensen (The Fabulous Artisans)
Week 8 - Shay Given (Fred West LG XI)

2008/09 (six penalty saves by five different goalkeepers)

Week 23 - Marton Fulop (San Dimas High School)
Week 23 - Manuel Almunia (York's Returning Glory)
Week 20 - Mark Schwarzer (Trusted By Millions)
Week 10 - Manuel Almunia (York's Returning Glory)
PCMT 1st Round - David James (The Dead Parrots)
Week 2 - Shay Given (Fred West LG XI)

2007/08 (eight penalty saves by six different goalkeepers)

Week 25 - David James (The Dead Parrots)
Week 15 - Brad Friedel (Claymore Athletic FC)
Week 14 - Manuel Almunia (York's Returning Glory)
Week 7 - Rob Green (Nil Satis Nisi Optimum)
Week 6 - David James (The Dead Parrots)
Week 4 - Jose Reina (Real Muppets)
Week 3 - Rob Green (Nil Satis Nisi Optimum)
PCMT 1st Round - Kasper Schmeichel (Final Fantasy XI)

2006/07 (eleven penalty saves by seven different goalkeepers

Week 30 - David James (The Dead Parrots)
Week 29 - Edwin van der Sar (Eleven Imaginary Boys)
Week 25 - Brad Friedel (Claymore Athletic FC)
Week 21 - David James (The Dead Parrots)
Week 7 - Hilario (Mega Buck Bandits)
Week 6 - Tim Howard (Thommo's Titans)
Week 3 - Tomas Kuszczak (Mega Buck Bandits)
Week 2 - Paddy Kenny (Mega Buck Bandits)
Week 2 - Brad Friedel (Claymore Athletic FC) (2)
Week 1 - Brad Friedel (Claymore Athletic FC)

2005/06 (two penalty saves by two different goalkeepers)

Week 30 - Paul Robinson (You Know Your Boston Rock FC)
Week 19 - Shay Given (Fred West LG XI)

2004/05 (six penalty saves by six different goalkeepers)

Week 30 - Mark Schwarzer (Trusted By Millions)
Week 29 - Edwin van der Sar (Kylie Bumcheeks)
Week 25 - Jamie Ashdown (22-Legged Groove Machine)
Week 15 - Gabor Kiraly (Thommo's Titans)
Week 13 - Dean Kiely (Prettier Than You)
Week 4 - Shaka Hislop (22-Legged Groove Machine)

* Matches took place in the same Premier League game week

The most-expensive WSFFL XIs (Updated Jul 2026)

Ever wondered what the most expensive WSFFL teams would look like?

Neither had I until just now but here they are...

By fees paid:

GK - £54m Gianluigi Donnarumma (Trusted By Millions: Sep 2025 - )

DEF - £62m Josko Gvardiol (San Dimas High School: Sep 2023 - )

DEF - £45m Ricardo Califiori (The Fabulous Artisans: Aug 2024 - )
DEF - £42m Jeremy Jacquet (Cheese Makers: Aug 2026 - )
DEF - £42m - Marco Palestra (Trusted By Millions: Aug 2026 - )

MID - £48m Kai Havertz (Stanley Athletic FC: Sep 2020 - Jul 2023)
MID - £40m Enzo Fernandez (Stanley and Gracie United: Aug 2023 - )
MID - £37m Johan Manzambi (Nil Satis: Aug 2026 - )
MID - £32m Elliott Anderson (Cheese Makers: Aug 2026)

ATT - £89m Viktor Gyokeres (The Cow-Faced Juniors: Aug 2025 - )
ATT - £79m Alexander Isak (Wheel Madrid: Sep 2025 - )

Subs:
GK - £35m James Trafford (Markian United: Aug 2026 - )
DEF - £41m Milos Kerkez (The Fabulous Artisans: Aug 2025 - ) and £41m Jeremie Frimpong (The Wateringhole Society: Aug 2025 - )
MID - £31m Mohammed Kudus (Markian United: Aug 2025 - ) and £31m Raheem Sterling (The Fabulous Artisans: Jul 2022 - Oct 2025)
ATT - £77m Benjamin Sesko (Markian United: Aug 2025 - )

NB - £61m Florian Wirtz (The Fabulous Artisans: Aug 2025 - ) was sold as an attacker but re-catted to midfield

By fees received:

GK - £40.1m James Trafford - from Cheese Makers to Leeds (August 2026)

DEF - £75m Virgil van Dijk - from The Cow-Faced Juniors to Liverpool (Jan 2018)
DEF - £58.77m Marc Cucurella - from Markian United to Chelsea (Aug 2022)
DEF - £54.4m Illyia Zabarnyi - From Real Muppets to PSG (Aug 2025)
DEF - £53.5m Dean Huijsen - from The Cow-Faced Juniors to Real Madrid (Jul 2025)

MID - £115.7m Elliott Anderson - from Trusted By Millions to Manchester City (jul 2026)
MID - £108m Phillippe Coutinho - from Mega Buck Bandits to Barcelona (Jan 2018)
MID - £105.75m Jack Grealish - from Wheel Madrid to Manchester City (Aug 2021)
MID - £100.1m Declan Rice - from Aardvark Abacus to Arsenal (Jul 2023)

ATT - £125.4m Alexander Isak - from Trusted By Millions to Liverpool (Sep 2025)
ATT - £86.4m Harry Kane - from Markian United to Bayern Munich (Aug 2023)

Subs:
GK - £31.5m Thibaut Courtois - From Fred West LG XI to Real Madrid (Aug 2018)
DEF - £50m David Luiz - from Claymore Athletic FC to Barcelona (Jul 2014)
MID - £99.8m Moises Caicedo - from San Dimas High School to Chelsea (Aug 2023)
ATT -  £75m Luis Suarez - from The Cow-Faced Juniors to Barcelona (Jul 2014)

WSFFL hat-tricks

Our records only go back to the start of the 2000/01 season so sadly the likes of Alan Shearer, Andy Cole, Ian Wright, Michael Owen and Robbie Fowler (to name just a few) are under-represented.

Still, let's enjoy what we've got.

Players with multiple hat-tricks

12 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore)
8 - Erling Haaland (Real Muppets)

8 - Thierry Henry (Claymore)

6 - Luis Suarez (The CFJs)
6 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix)

5 - Harry Kane (four for FCK2, 1 for Markian United)

5 - Raheem Sterling (Real Muppets)
5 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred West LG XI)
4 - Dimitar Berbatov (Fred West LG XI)

4 - Frank Lampard (Boston Rock)
4 - Wayne Rooney (Claymore)
4 - Yakubu Aiyegbeni (three for San Dimas, one for Dead Parrots)
3 - Carlos Tevez (Real Muppets)

3 - Cole Palmer

3 - Cristiano Ronaldo (one for Real Muppets, two for Claymore)
3 - Didier Drogba (Fred West LG XI)
3 - Emmanuel Adebayor (Aardvark Abacus)

3 - Fernando Torres (two for Trusted, one for Fred)
3 - Jermain Defoe (two for Boston Rock, one for Fred)
3 - Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink (Aardvark Abacus)
3 - Michael Owen (Trusted By Millions)
3 - Nicolas Anelka (two for Aardvarks, one for CFJs)

3 - Phil Foden (Real Muppets)
3 - Robbie Keane (Aardvark Abacus)
3 - Romelu Lukaku (San Dimas)

3 - Son Heung-Min (Aardvark Abacus)
3 - Theo Walcott (San Dimas)
2 - Alexis Sanchez (The CFJs)
2 - Andy Carroll (one for Boston Rock, one for FCK2)

2 - Chris Wood (one for Cheese Makers, one for Wheel Madrid)
2 - Clint Dempsey (Boston Rock)

2 - Demba Ba (Final Fantasy)
2 - Eden Hazard (Fred West LG XI)

2 - Gabriel Jesus (Trusted By Millions)

2 - Gareth Bale (CFJs)

2 - Ivan Toney (Wateringhole Society)

2 - Jamie Vardy (Wheel Madrid)

2 - Jean-Phillipe Mateta (Trusted)
2 - Kevin Nolan (Boston Rock)

2 - Kevin Schade (YTFIB)
2 - Les Ferdinand (Viola's Pier)
2 - Mario Balotelli (Fabulous Artisans)
2 - Mark Viduka (Real Muppets)
2 - Maxi Rodriguez (York's)

2 - Ray Parlour (Mega Bucks)

2 - Riyad Mahrez (one for Athletico Phoenix, one for San Dimas)
2 - Sadio Mane (Real Muppets)

2 - Yossi Benayoun (Groove Machine)

Five goals in a game

1 - Dimitar Berbatov (FWLG XI)

1 - Jermain Defoe (Boston Rock)

1 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore)

Four goals in a game

2 - Cole Palmer (Trusted)

2 - Frank Lampard (Boston Rock)

2 - Gabriel Jesus (Trusted) *

2 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore)

1 - Andrei Arshavin (Final Fantasy)

1 - Dimitar Berbatov (FWLG XI)

1 - Edin Dzeko (Trusted)

1 - Erling Haaland (Muppets)

1 - Gini Wijnaldum (Claymore)

1 - Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink (Aardvarks)

1 - Luis Suarez (The CFJs)

1 - Mark Viduka (Muppets)

1 - Michail Antonio (Mega Bucks)

1 - Michael Owen (Trusted)

1 - Robbie Keane (Aardvarks)

1 - Romelu Lukaku (San Dimas)

1 - Saido Berahino (San Dimas)

1 - Son Heung-Min (Aardvarks) 

1 - Thierry Henry (Claymore)

By season (number in brackets is number of goals scored if greater than three)

2025/26

Week 25 - Kostantinos Mavropanos (Trusted) v Claymore**

Week 20 - Cole Palmer (Trusted) v YTFIB

FA Cup R1 - Gabriel Martinelli (GC TotW) v Real Muppets

FA Cup R1 - Jorgen Strand Larsen (CFJs) v Mega Bucks

Week 10 - Eberechi Eze (CFJs) v GC TotW

Week 7 - Jean-Phillipe Mateta (Trusted) v Nil Satis

Week 2 - Jurrien Timber (Muppets) v The Wateringhole Society**

2024/25 (12 hat-tricks by 10 different players)

FA Cup QF - Omar Marmoush (Fabulous Artisans) v Markian

Week 19 - Chris Wood (Wheel Madrid) v Mega Bucks

Week 17 - Dango Ouattara (Mega Bucks) v The CFJs

Week 16 - Amad Diallo (Muppets) v Mega Bucks

FA Cup R1 - James McAtee (Trusted) v Real Muppets

Week 14 - Alexander Isak (Trusted) v The Wateringhole Society

Charity Shield QF Replay - Kevin Schade (YTFIB) v Real Muppets*

Week 11 - Kevin Schade (YTFIB) v Nil Satis*

Week 6 - Cole Palmer (4) (Trusted) v San Dimas

Week 3 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v Nil Satis

Week 2 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v The Wateringhole Society

Week 2 - Noni Madueke (Trusted) v Claymore Athletic FC

2023/24 (13 hat-tricks by 12 different players)

Week 30 - Jean-Phillipe Mateta (Trusted) v Claymore

Week 29 - Josko Gvardiol (San Dimas) v FW LG XI **

Week 28 - Erling Haaland (4) (Muppets) v Mega Bucks

Week 25 - Cole Palmer (4) (Trusted) v YTFIB

FA Cup SF - Phil Foden (Muppets) v Markian

Week 20 - Jarrod Bowen (Artisans) v Trusted

Week 18 - Phil Foden (Muppets) v San Dimas

Week 18 - Matheus Cunha (Claymore) v YTFIB

Week 17 - Elijah Adebayo (SGU) v Markian

Charity Shield QF - Eddie Nketiah (Artisans) v San Dimas

Week 6 - Ollie Watkins (Aardvarks) v San Dimas

Week 4 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v Cheese Makers

Week 4 - Son Heung-Min (Aardvarks) v Markian

2022/23 (seven hat-tricks by four different players)

Week 15 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v Claymore

PCMT QF - Phil Foden (Muppets) v Cheese Makers 

PCMT QF - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v Cheese Makers

PCMT QF - Leandro Trossard (Trusted) v The CFJs

Week 5 - Ivan Toney (Wateringhole Society) v Aardvarks

Week 4 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v Nil Satis

Week 3 - Erling Haaland (Muppets) v The CFJs

2021/22 (12 hat-tricks by ten different players)

Week 26 - Gabriel Jesus (4) (Trusted) v  San Dimas *

Week 25 - Gabriel Jesus (4) (Trusted) v The Wateringhole Society *

Week 25 - Cristiano Ronaldo (Claymore) v Markian

Week 24 - Son Heung-Min (Aardvarks) v Wheel Madrid

FA Cup Semi-final - Cristiano Ronaldo (Claymore) v Cheese Makers

Week 22 - Ivan Toney (Wateringhole Society) v The CFJs

FA Cup Quarter-final - Raheem Sterling (Real Muppets) v Stanley 

Week 17 - Jack Harrison (Mega Bucks) v Trusted

Week 7 - Mohamed Salah (Fred) v Mega Bucks

Week 7 - Mason Mount (Artisans) v Muppets

Week 6 - Roberto Firmino (Artisans) v Fred

Week 1 - Bruno Fernandes (Fred) v San Dimas

2020/21 (nine hat-tricks by nine different players)

Week 26 - Gareth Bale (CFJs) v San Dimas

Week 25 - Chris Wood (Cheese Makers) v Nil Satis

FA Cup semi-final - Kelechi Iheanacho (Real Muppets) v San Dimas

FA Cup 1st Round - Carlos Vinicius (San Dimas) v YTFIB

Charity Shield QF - Riyad Mahrez (San Dimas) v The CFJs

Week 5 - Patrick Bamford (Fabulous Artisans) v Wheel Madrid

Week 3 - Jamie Vardy (Wheel Madrid) v Cheese Makers

Week 2 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Nil Satis) v Claymore

Week 2 - Son Heung-Min (4) (Aardvarks) v Real Muppets

2019/20 (11 hat-tricks by 10 different players)

Week 27 - Raheem Sterling (Real Muppets) v Markian
Week 27 - Michail Antonio (4) (Mega Bucks) v Claymore
Week 23 - Anthony Martial (Stanley Athletic FC) v Markian
Week 17 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Nil Satis
PCMT QF - Jamie Vardy (Wheel Madrid) v FW LG XI
Charity Shield QF - Christian Pulisic (Wateringhole Society) v Nil Satis
Charity Shield QF - Ayoze Perez (Athletico Phoenix) v YTFIB
Week 5 - Bernardo Silva (Trusted) v Markian
PCMT 1st Round - Tammy Abraham (CFJs) v Nil Satis
Week 2 - Teemu Pukki (Claymore) v San Dimas
Week 1 - Raheem Sterling (Muppets) v Markian

2018/19 (nine hat-tricks by seven different players)

Week 27 Lucas Moura (Fred) v Cheese Makers
Week 24 - Raheem Sterling (Muppets) v YTFIB
Week 21 - Gerard Deulofeu (Fabulous Artisans) v YTFIB
Week 20 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v FW LG XI
FA Cup QF - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Trusted
Week 18 - Diogo Jota (Aardvarks) v Mega Bucks
FA Cup 1st Round - Fernando Llorente (CFJs) v Real Muppets
PCMT 1st Round - Eden Hazard (FW LG XI) v Markian
Week 2 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v The CFJs

2017/18 (six hat-tricks by four different players)

FA Cup QF - Sergio Aguero (4) (Claymore) v Markian
Week 19 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Athletico Phoenix
Week 16 - Harry Kane (Markian) v YTFIB
Week 12 - Wayne Rooney (Claymore) v Mega Bucks
Week 5 - Alvaro Morata (CFJs) v Markian
PCMT 1st Round - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Aardvarks

2016/17 (seven hat-tricks by five different players)

Week 30 - Harry Kane (FCK2) v Cheese Makers
Week 19 - Romelu Lukaku (4) (San Dimas) v Trusted
Week 16 - Harry Kane (FCK2) v The CFJs
Week 15 - Andre Gray (Trusted) v Claymore
PCMT Semi Final - Salomon Rondon (FW LG XI) v Claymore
Week 12 - Alexis Sanchez (CFJs) v FCK2
PCMT 1st Round - Romelu Lukaku (San Dimas) v Wheel Madrid

2015/16 (12 hat-tricks by 11 different players)

Week 30 - Olivier Giroud (Claymore) v Aardvarks
Week 28 - Sadio Mane (Muppets) v The CFJs
FA Cup Final - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Fred
Week 26 - Andy Carroll (FCK2) v San Dimas
Week 16 - Jermain Defoe (FW LG XI) v Cheese Makers
Week 12 - Riyad Mahrez (Athletico Phoenix) v San Dimas
Week 8 - Harry Kane (FCK2) v Aardvarks
Week 7 - Gini Wijnaldum (4) (Claymore) v Trusted
Week 7 - Raheem Sterling (Real Muppets) v Cheese Makers
PCMT QF - Sergio Aguero (5) (Claymore) v Nil Satis
Week 6 - Alexis Sanchez (CFJs) v Aardvarks
Week 3 - Callum Wilson (Final Fantasy) v Muppets

2014/15 (10 hat-tricks by nine different players)

Week 30 - Theo Walcott (San Dimas) v Aardvarks
Week 29 - Sadio Mane (Muppets) v Claymore
Week 28 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Athletico Phoenix
Week 25 - Yannick Bolasie (San Dimas) v Final Fantasy
Week 23 - Harry Kane (FCK2) v Final Fantasy
Week 18 - Jon Walters (San Dimas) v Fabulous Artisans
FA Cup 1st Round - Saido Berahino (4) (San Dimas) v FCK2
Week 14 - Charlie Austin (Mega Bucks) v The CFJs
Week 7 - Sergio Aguero (4) (Claymore) v Trusted
PCMT 1st Round - Diego Costa (Athletico Phoenix) v The CFJs

2013/14 (seven hat-tricks by five different players)

Week 24 - Yaya Toure (Final Fantasy) v FCK2
Week 24 - Luis Suarez (CFJs) v Athletico Phoenix
Week 22 - Andre Schurrle (Fred) v Trusted
Week 19 - Eden Hazard (Fred) v Dead Parrots
Week 17 - Samuel Eto'o (CFJs) v Trusted
PCMT SF - Luis Suarez (4) (CFJs) v Fabulous Artisans
PCMT QF - Luis Suarez (CFJs) v Aardvarks

2012/13 (12 hat-tricks by nine different players)

Week 30 - Kevin Nolan (Boston Rock) v Aardvarks
Week 30 - Romelu Lukaku (San Dimas) v Nil Satis
Week 29 - Daniel Sturridge (Muppets) v San Dimas
Week 27 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Fabulous Artisans *
Week 26 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Final Fantasy *
Week 22 - Luis Suarez (CFJs) v Fred
Week 22 - Shinji Kagawa (Muppets) v Fabulous Artisans
Week 15 - Theo Walcott (San Dimas) v Dead Parrots
PCMT Final - Gareth Bale (CFJs)v San Dimas
Week 14 - Santi Cazorla (Athletico Phoenix) v YTFIB
PCMT 1st Round - Luis Suarez (CFJs) v YTFIB
Week 3 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Mega Bucks

2011/12 (18 hat-tricks by 14 different players)

Week 28 - Luis Suarez (CFJs) v Boston Rock
Week 28 - Fernando Torres (Fred) v Muppets
Week 26 - Carlos Tevez (Muppets) v Final Fantasy
Week 21 - Pavel Pogrebnyak (San Dimas) v Mega Bucks
Week 19 - Peter Odemwingie (San Dimas) v Dead Parrots
Week 18 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Aardvarks
Week 17 - Clint Dempsey (CFJs) v San Dimas
FA Cup 1st Round - Clint Dempsey (CFJs) v Aardvarks
Week 12 - Yakubu Aiyegbeni (Dead Parrots) v Cheese Makers
Week 9 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Dead Parrots
Week 9 - Demba Ba (Final Fantasy) v Nil Satis
PCMT 1st Round - Frank Lampard (Boston Rock) v Nil Satis
PCMT 1st Round - Andy Johnson (Final Fantasy) v CFJs
Week 6 - Demba Ba (Final Fantasy) v Claymore
Week 4 - Sergio Aguero (Claymore) v Boston Rock
Week 4 - Wayne Rooney (Claymore) v Boston Rock
Week 3 - Wayne Rooney (Claymore) v Trusted
Week 3 - Edin Dzeko (4) (Trusted) v Claymore

2010/11 (14 hat-tricks by 10 different players)

Week 28 - Maxi Rodriguez (York's) v Dead Parrots
Week 27 - Maxi Rodriguez (York's) v Trusted
Week 20 - Carlos Tevez (Muppets) v San Dimas
Week 19 - Dimitar Berbatov (Fred) v Boston Rock
Week 19 - Robin van Persie (Athletico Phoenix) v Fabulous Artisans
FA Cup 1st Round - Diomansy Kamara (York's) v Nil Satis
Week 16 - Mario Balotelli (Fabulous Artisans) v Fred*
Week 15 - Mario Balotelli (Fabulous Artisans) v Claymore*
Week 12 - Dimitar Berbatov (5) (Fred) v Fabulous Artisans
Week 8 - Kevin Nolan (Boston Rock) v Fabulous Artisans
Week 4 - Dimitar Berbatov (Fred) v York's
Week 2 - Theo Walcott (San Dimas) v Bassett Allsorts
Week 2 - Andy Carroll (Boston Rock) v York's
Week 1 - Didier Drogba (Fred) v Mega Bucks

2009/10 (10 hat-tricks by nine different players)

Week 30 - Didier Drogba (Fred) v Claymore
Week 28 - Solomon Kalou (Bassett Allsorts) v Fabulous Artisans
Week 25 - Frank Lampard (4) (Boston Rock) v Fred
Week 25 - Carlos Tevez (Muppets) v Mega Bucks
Week 10 - Jermain Defoe (5) (Boston Rock) v Fabulous Artisans
Week 5 - Fernando Torres (Trusted) v CFJs
Week 5 - Robbie Keane (4) (Aardvarks) v Real Muppets
Week 4 - Thomas Vermaelen (Muppets) v CFJs**
Week 3 - Yossi Benayoun (Groove Machine) v Athletico Phoenix*
PCMT 1st Round Replay - Yossi Benayoun (Groove Machine) v Dead Parrots*

2008/09 (six hat-tricks by six different players)

Week 26 - Andrei Arshavin (4) (Final Fantasy) v Nil Satis
Week 23 - Steven Gerrard (Trusted) v Mega Bucks
Week 8 - Nicolas Anelka (CFJs) v York's
Week 7 - Robinho (Trusted) v San Dimas
Week 3 - Emmanuel Adebayor (Aardvarks) v Boston Rock
Week 1- Gabriel Agbonlahor (Muppets) v Dynamo Kev

2007/08 (12 hat-tricks by 11 different players)

Week 30 - Afonso Alves (Claymore) v Groove Machine
Week 28 - Emmanuel Adebayor (Aardvarks) v Fred
Week 22 - Frank Lampard (4) (Boston Rock) v San Dimas
Week 20 - Fernando Torres (Trusted) v Fred
Week 19 - John Carew (Aardvarks) v Nil Satis
Week 17 - Benjani Mwaruwari (Groove Machine) v Final Fantasy
Week 16 - Cristiano Ronaldo (Muppets) v Boston Rock
Week 15 - Dimitar Berbatov (4) Fred v Mega Bucks
Week 13 - Roque Santa Cruz (Melwood) v (Marmosets)
Week 13 - Marcus Bent (Trusted) v Aardvarks
Week 12 - Yakubu Aiyegbeni (San Dimas) v Aardvarks
Week 5 - Emmanuel Adebayor (Aardvarks) v Dead Parrots

2006/07 (four hat-tricks by four different players)

Week 24 - Peter Crouch (York's) v Imaginary Boys
FA Cup 1st Round - Frank Lampard (Boston Rock) v Groove Machine
Week 9 - Didier Drogba (Fred) v Aardvarks
Week 7 - Wayne Rooney (Claymore) v Boston Rock

2005/06 (five hat-tricks by four different players)

Week 30 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Aardvarks
Week 18 - Luke Moore (Prettier Thank You) v York's
Week 16 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Dead Parrots
Week 12 - Henri Camara (Nil Satis) v Real Muppets
PCMT 1st Round - Marlon Harewood (The Dead Parrots)

2004/05 (seven hat-tricks by five different players)

Week 25 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v San Dimas
Week 24 - Robert Earnshaw (Claymore) v Kylie Bumcheeks
Week 23 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Boston Rock*
FA Cup Semi-final - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Boston Rock*
Week 18 - Jermain Defoe (Boston Rock) v Thommo's Titans
Week 7 - Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink (Aardvarks) v Final Fantasy
Week 3 - Yakubu Aiyegbeni (San Dimas) v Fred

2003/04 (seven hat-tricks by seven different players)

Week 30 - Yakubu Aiyegbeni (San Dimas) v Final Fantasy
Week 28 - Thierry Henry (4) (Claymore) v Thommo's Titans
Week 25 - Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink (Aardvarks) v Mega Bucks
Week 12 - Robbie Keane (Aardvarks) v Prettier Than You
Week 6 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred) v Elland Road Big Boys
Week 6 - Steve Watson (Claymore) v Aardvarks
Week 4- Nicolas Anelka (Aardvarks) v Elland Road Big Boys

2002/03 (11 hat-tricks by eight different players)

Week 30 - Freddie Ljungberg (Fred) v Kylie Bumcheeks
Week 29 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred) v Prettier Than You
FA Cup Final - Michael Owen (4) (Trusted) v Aardvarks
Week 27 - Paul Scholes (Aardvarks) v Prettier Than You
Week 26 - Mark Viduka (Real Muppets) v Mega Bucks
Week 25 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred) v San Dimas
FA Cup QF - Steed Malbranque (Claymore) v San Dimas
Week 19 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Fred
Week 11 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred) v Nil Satis
Week 6 - Michael Owen (Trusted) v Nil Satis
Week 2 - Nicolas Anelka (Aardvarks) v Groove Machine

2001/02 (four hat-tricks by four different players)

Week 27 - Fredi Bobic (Real Muppets) v Boston Rock
Week 15 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fred) v Boston Rock
Week 8 - Robbie Fowler (Elland Road Big Boys) v Trusted
PCMT 1st Round - Robbie Keane (Aardvarks) v Short Straw

2000/01 (13 hat-tricks by 11 different players)

Week 33 - Michael Owen (Trusted) v Mega Bucks
Week 28 - Marcus Stewart (Short Straw) v Claymore
Week 26 - Sylvain Wiltord (Nil Satis) v Groove Machine
Week 19 - Kevin Phillips (Trusted) v Willy Shakey
Week 19 - Thierry Henry (Claymore) v Prettier Than You
League Cup 1st Round 2nd Replay - Ray Parlour (Mega Bucks) v Donkey Derby County*
Week 16 - Ray Parlour (Mega Bucks) v Trusted*
League Cup 1st Round - Les Ferdinand (Viola's Pier) v Nil Satis*
Week 14 - Les Ferdinand (Viola's Pier) v York's*
Week 11 - Mark Viduka (4) (Real Muppets) v Boston Rock
Week 10 - Teddy Sheringham (Mega Bucks) v Boston Rock
Week 9 - Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink (4) (Aardvarks) v Trusted
Week 8 - Emile Heskey (Short Straw) v Prettier Than You


*Matches took place in same Premier League game week
**Two goals and a clean sheet

WSFFL transfer fee record progression

As far as I can work out from what we have of the early history...

Purchases

£5m - Andy Cole to ? (Aug 1994)
?
£10m - Fabien Barthez to Short Straw Rovers (Aug 2000)
£11.5m - Mark Viduka to Real Muppets (Aug 2000)
£13m - Sergei Rebrov to Nil Satis Nisi Optimum (Aug 2000)
£14.5m - Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink to Aardvark Abacus (Aug 2000)
£20m - Ruud van Nistelroy to Fred West LG XI (Aug 2001)
£21.6m - Hernan Crespo to Claymore Athletic (Aug 2003)
£28m - Didier Drogba to Fred West LG XI (Aug 2004)
£31m - Fernando Torres to Fred West LG XI (Feb 2011)
£36m - Alvaro Morata to The Cow-Faced Juniors (Aug 2017)
£58m - Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang to Mega Buck Bandits (Feb 2018)

£60m - Timo Werner to Stanley Athletic FC (Sep 2020)

£70m - Erling Haaland to Real Muppets (Jul 2022) and Hugo Ekitike to The Wateringhole Society (Aug 2025)

£89m - Viktor Gyokeres to The Cow-Faced Juniors (Aug 2025)

Sales

(a big gap in the early records so...)
?
£25m - Marc Overmars from Nil Satis Nisi Optimum to Barcelona (Jul 2000)
£25m - David Beckham from Fred West LG XI to Real Madrid (Jul 2003)
£80m - Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Muppets to Real Madrid (Jul 2009)
£85.3m - Gareth Bale from The Cow-Faced Juniors to Real Madrid (Sep 2013)
£108m - Phillipe Coutinho from Mega Buck Bandits to Barcelona (Jan 2018)

£125.4m - Alexander Isak from Trusted By Millions to Liverpool (Sep 2025)

When the title was clinched

Another pointless list. Which week was the WSFFL title clinched going back through time*.

2025/26 - Week 29 (Artisans)

2024/25 - Week 30 (Muppets)

2023/24 - Week 27 (Aardvarks)

2022/23 - Week 29 (Fred)

2021/22 - Week 30 (The Wateringhole Society)

2020/21 - Week 29 (Fred)

2019/20 - Week 30 (Trusted)
2018/19 - Week 28 (Fred)
2017/18 - Week 29 (The CFJs)
2016/17 - Week 28 (Fred)
2015/16 - Week 27 (Claymore)
2014/15 - Week 27 (Claymore)
2013/14 - Week 30 (Trusted)
2012/13 - Week 30 (The CFJs)
2011/12 - Week 30 (Claymore)
2010/11 - Week 30 (Fred)
2009/10 - Week 30 (Boston Rock)
2008/09 - Week 29 (Aardvarks)
2007/08 - Week 29 (Aardvarks)
2006/07 - Week 30 (Muppets)
2005/06 - Week 28 (Boston Rock)
2004/05 - Week 30 (Claymore)
2003/04 - Week 29 (Claymore)
2002/03 - Week 29 (Kylie Bumcheeks)
2001/02 - Week 29 (Aardvarks)
2000/01 - Week 34 (Trusted) (18-team league)

*Well, at least as far as the records go back.

WSFFL Table Toppers

Right, time for another mammoth list. How about a history of league leaders since August 2000?

Weeks spent at top by manager.

125 - Ady (Aardvark Abacus)

109 - Clive (Claymore Athletic FC)
96 - Fred (Fred West LG XI)

89 - Chris (The Cow-Faced Juniors (inc. 21 as caretaker of Eleven Imaginary Boys))

73 - Ben (The Fabulous Artisans)

69 - David (You Know Your Boston Rock FC)

47 - Ryan (Real Muppets)

35 - Beef (Trusted By Millions)

32 - Rich S (Kylie Bumcheeks)

29 - Peej (San Dimas High School (prev. Willy Shakey))

24 - Kiran (The Wateringhole Society)

12 - Paul S (Nil Satis Nisi Optimum)

10 - Brian (Athletico Phoenix)

8 - Rachel (Prettier Than You)

5 - Ollie (Garth Crooks' Team of the Week)

5 - Ceri (Final Fantasy XI)
4 - Aaron (Stanley Athletic FC)

3 - Dave (Mega Buck Bandits)

3 - Matthew (Cheese Makers)

2 - Dean (The Dead Parrots)
2 - Kevin (FCK2)
2 - Rich T (22-Legged Groove Machine)

1 - Ian (Markian United)

italics = manager has left the game

2025/26 (three different leaders, two changes of leadership)

Weeks 6-30 - The Fabulous Artisans

Weeks 3-5 - The Cow-Faced Juniors

Weeks 1 and 2 - Aardvark Abacus

2024/25 (six different leaders, 13 changes of leadership)

Weeks 18-30 - Real Muppets

Week 17 - Cheese Makers

Weeks 14-16 - The Cow-Faced Juniors

Week 13 - Markian United

Week 12 - The Cow-Faced Juniors

Weeks 9-11 - Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

Week 8 - The Fabulous Artisans

Week 7 - Cheese Makers

Week 6 - Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

Week 5 - The Fabulous Artisans

Week 4 - Real Muppets

Week 3 - Cheese Makers

Week 2 - Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

Week 1 - The Cow-Faced Juniors

2023/24 (three different leaders, four changes of leadership)

Weeks 13-30 - Aardvark Abacus

Weeks 9-12 - The Fabulous Artisans

Week 8 - Aardvark Abacus

Weeks 2-7 - The Fabulous Artisans

Week 1 - Trusted By Millions

2022/23 (five different leaders, four changes of leadership)

Weeks 25-30 - Fred West LG XI (6)

Weeks 5-24 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (20)

Weeks 3 and 4 - Trusted By Millions (2)

Week 2 - The Wateringhole Society (1)

Week 1 - Real Muppets (1)

2021/22 (five different leaders, eleven changes of leadership)

Week 30 - The Wateringhole Society (21)

Weeks 28 and 29 - Claymore Athletic FC (3)

Week 27 - Trusted By Millions (3)

Weeks 16-26 - The Wateringhole Society

Week 15 - Trusted By Millions

Week 14 - The Wateringhole Society

Week 13 - Trusted By Millions

Weeks 10-12 - The Wateringhole Society

Week 9 - The Fabulous Artisans (1)

Weeks 4-8 - The Wateringhole Society

Week 3 - Claymore Athletic FC

Weeks 1 and 2 - Fred West LG XI (2)

2020/21 (six different leaders, ten changes of leadership)

Weeks 26-30  - Fred West LG XI (8)

Week 25 - The Fabulous Artisans (6)

Weeks 23 and 24 - Fred West LG XI

Week 18-22 - The Fabulous Artisans

Week 17 - Fred West LG XI

Weeks 12-16 - Aardvark Abacus (5)

Weeks 10 and 11 - Stanley Athletic FC (2)

Weeks 8 and 9 - Aardvark Abacus (5)

Weeks 6 and 7 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum (2)

Week 3-5 - Aardvark Abacus

Weeks 1 and 2 - The Wateringhole Society (2)

2019/20 (four different leaders, six changes of leadership)

Weeks 29 and 30 - Trusted By Millions (4)
Week 28 - Stanley Athletic FC (2)
Weeks 26 and 27 - Trusted By Millions
Week 25 - Stanley Athletic FC
Weeks 13-24 - Claymore Athletic FC (12)
Weeks 2-12 - The Fabulous Artisans (11)
Week 1 - Athletico Phoenix (1)

2018/19 (four different leaders, four changes of leadership)

Weeks 25-30 - Fred West LG XI (21)
Weeks 22-24 - Aardvark Abacus (3)
Week 7-21 - Fred West LG XI
Weeks 2-6 - San Dimas High School (5)
Week 1 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (1)

2017/18 (two different leaders, three changes of leadership)

Weeks 16-30 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (16)
Weeks 14-15 - Real Muppets (14)
Week 13 - The Cow-Faced Juniors
Weeks 1-12 - Real Muppets

2016/17 (four different leaders, four changes of leadership)

Weeks 8-30 - Fred West LG XI (24)
Week 7 - Athletico Phoenix (1)
Weeks 5-6 - Real Muppets (2)
Weeks 2-4 - Claymore Athletic FC (3)
Week 1 - Fred West LG XI

2015/16 (three different leaders, five changes of leadership)

Weeks 10-30 - Claymore Athletic FC (23)
Week 9 - Athletico Phoenix (6)
Week 8 - Claymore Athletic FC
Weeks 3-7 - Athletico Phoenix
Week 2 - Claymore Athletic FC
Week 1 - Aardvark Abacus (1)

2014/15 (six different leaders, nine changes of leadership)

Weeks 19-30 - Claymore Athletic FC (13)
Week 18 - Athletico Phoenix (1)
Week 17 - Claymore Athletic FC
Weeks 15-16 - Fred West LG XI (5)
Weeks 7-14 - Aardvark Abacus (8)
Weeks 5-6 - Fred West LG XI
Week 4 - Real Muppets (2)
Week 3 - Final Fantasy XI (1)
Week 2 - Fred West LG XI
Week 1 - Real Muppets

2013/14 (seven different leaders, nine changes of leadership)

Weeks 26-30 - Trusted By Millions (5)
Weeks 20-25 - Claymore Athletic FC (8)
Week 19 - Real Muppets (3)
Weeks 17-18 - Claymore Athletic FC
Weeks 12-16 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (6)
Weeks 10-11 - Real Muppets
Week 9 - The Cow-Faced Juniors
Weeks 4-8 - Aardvark Abacus (5)
Week 3 - Final Fantasy XI (1)
Weeks 1-2 - FCK2 (2)

2012/13 (four different leaders, nine changes of leadership)

Week 30 - The Cow-Faced Juniors (17)
Week 29 - Claymore Athletic FC (9)
Weeks 20-28 - The Cow-Faced Juniors
Weeks 14-19 - Claymore Athletic FC
Weeks 9-13 - The Cow-Faced Juniors
Weeks 7-8 - Claymore Athletic FC
Week 6 - The Cow-Faced Juniors
Weeks 3-5 - Final Fantasy XI (3)
Week 2 - The Cow-Faced Juniors
Week 1 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC (1)

2011/12 (three different leaders, four changes of leadership)

Weeks 26-30 - Claymore Athletic FC (6)
Week 25 - Trusted By Millions (7)
Weeks 8-24 - The Fabulous Artisans (17)
Weeks 2-7 - Trusted By Millions
Week 1 - Claymore Athletic FC

2010/11 (two different leaders, six changes of leadership)

Weeks 17-30 - Fred West LG XI (26)
Week 16 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC (4)
Weeks 10-15 - Fred West LG XI
Week 9 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Weeks 4-8 - Fred West LG XI
Weeks 2-3 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Week 1 - Fred West LG XI

2009/10 (six different leaders, 12 changes of leadership)

Weeks 25-30 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC (8)
Weeks 23-24 - Aardvark Abacus (8)
Weeks 21- 22 - Real Muppets (2)
Week 20 - Aardvark Abacus
Week 19 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum (8)
Weeks 17-18 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Weeks 14-16 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Week 13 - The Fabulous Artisans (1)
Weeks 9-12 - Aardvark Abacus
Week 8 - Fred West LG XI (3)
Week 7 - Aardvark Abacus
Weeks 5-6 - Fred West LG XI
Weeks 1-4 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

2008/9 (three different leaders, three changes of leadership)

Weeks 13-30 - Aardvark Abacus (27)
Week 12 - 22-Legged Groove Machine (1)
Weeks 3-11 - Aardvark Abacus
Weeks 1-2 - Real Muppets (2)

2007/8 (three different leaders, three changes of leadership)

Weeks 28-30 - Aardvark Abacus (8)
Week 27 - Fred West LG XI (1)
Weeks 22-26 - Aardvark Abacus
Weeks 1-21 - Eleven Imaginary Boys (21)

2006/7 (six different leaders, nine changes of leadership)

Week 30 - Real Muppets (1)
Weeks 25-29 - Aardvark Abacus (8)
Weeks 22-24 - Trusted By Millions (3)
Week 21 - Prettier Than You (8)
Weeks 19-20 - Aardvark Abacus
Week 12-18 - Prettier Than You
Weeks 9-11 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC (5)
Week 8 - Aardvark Abacus
Weeks 6-7 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Weeks 1-5 - Claymore Athletic FC (5)

2005/6 (three different leaders, eight changes of leadership)

Week 12-30 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC (24)
Week 11 - Trusted By Millions (4)
Weeks 9-10 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Weeks 7-8 - Trusted By Millions
Weeks 5-6 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Week 4 - The Dead Parrots (2)
Week 3 - Trusted By Millions
Week 2 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Week 1 - The Dead Parrots

2004/5 (three different leaders, three changes of leadership)

Week 30 - Claymore Athletic FC (4)
Week 29 - Aardvark Abacus (1)
Weeks 4-28 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC (25)
Weeks 1-3 - Claymore Athletic FC

2003/4 (four different leaders, ten changes of leadership)

Weeks 21-30 - Claymore Athletic FC (13)
Week 20 - Aardvark Abacus (11)
Week 19 - Claymore Athletic FC
Weeks 12-18 - Aardvark Abacus
Week 11 - Claymore Athletic FC
Week 10 - Kylie Bumcheeks (5)
Week 9 - Claymore Athletic FC
Weeks 7-8 - Kylie Bumcheeks
Weeks 4-6 - Aardvark Abacus
Weeks 2-3 - Kylie Bumcheeks
Week 1 - 22-Legged Groove Machine (1)

2002/3 (three different leaders, two changes of leadership)

Weeks 4-30 - Kylie Bumcheeks (27)
Weeks 2-3 - Nil Satis Nisi Optimum (2)
Week 1 - Aardvark Abacus (1)

2001/2 (four different leaders, eight changes of leadership)

Weeks 21-30 - Aardvark Abacus (13)
Week 20 - Trusted By Millions (3)
Weeks 16-19 - Claymore Athletic FC (5)
Week 15 - San Dimas High School (9)
Week 14 - Claymore Athletic FC
Weeks 10-13 - San Dimas High School
Weeks 8-9 - Trusted By Millions
Weeks 5-7 - Aardvark Abacus
Weeks 1-4 - San Dimas High School

2000/1 (six different leaders, 11 changes of leadership)

Weeks 32-34 - Trusted By Millions (3)
Week 31 - Willy Shakey (15)
Weeks 28-30 - Real Muppets (6)
Weeks 25-27 - Willy Shakey
Weeks 23-24 - Real Muppets
Weeks 16-22 - Willy Shakey
Week 15 - Real Muppets
Weeks 11-14 - Claymore Athletic FC (5)
Weeks 7-10 - Willy Shakey
Weeks 4-6 - Mega Buck Bandits (3)
Weeks 2-3 - You Know Your Boston Rock FC (2)
Week 1 - Claymore Athletic FC