The 'Curse' of the Champions?

It's been very difficult to win the WSFFL two years in a row. It's only been achieved three times in fact:

Claymore Athletic 2003/4 and 2004/5

Aardvark Abacus 2007/8 and 2008/9

Claymore Athletic 2014/15 and 2015/16 

But since Clive clocked up his second repeat it's been noticeable that in many instances there's been a real drop-off in performance from the title winners.

2015/16 Champions Claymore were 6th the following season

2016/17 FW LG XI fared best by finishing second the following year

2017/18 Winners the CFJs dropped to11th

2018/19 Champs FW LG XI plummeted to 12th

2019/20 Table-toppers Trusted finished third the following season

2020/21 Saw FW LG XI win again and repeat the fall to 12th

2021/22 The Wateringhole Society took their first title and finished 4th the next season

2022/23 It was another win for Fred and a fall to 13th place

2023/24 The Aardvarks were back on top but sank to 11th in 2024/25

A team going from winning the title to finishing tenth or worse had only happened twice before this*. We've had five more instances in the last nine seasons. 

Good luck Ryan!

*Records go back to 2000/1

2024/25 - Opening Day fixtures announced

Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School

Garth Crooks' Team of the Week v Trusted By Millions

Mega Buck Bandits v Claymore Athletic FC

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors

The Fabulous Artisans v Markian United

The Wateringhole Society v Stanley and Gracie United

Wheel Madrid v Cheese Makers

YTFIB v Real Muppets

A baptism of difficulty for the new team against Trusted while the champions start against my team, the only one to beat Ady in the league this year.

It all gets going on 16 August. Full fixture list to follow.

2023/24 Fixture List

2023/24 WSFFL Fixture List*

League Week 1: W/C 11 August 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Claymore Athletic FC v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v YTFIB

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions

San Dimas High School v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Wheel Madrid

The Fabulous Artisans v Markian United

The Wateringhole Society v Real Muppets

League Week 2: W/C 18 August 2023

Cheese Makers v YTFIB

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Wateringhole Society

Markian United v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Real Muppets v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v Claymore Athletic FC

Stanley and Gracie United v The Fabulous Artisans

Trusted By Millions v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Wheel Madrid v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 3: W/C 25 August 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Trusted By Millions 

Claymore Athletic FC v Cheese Makers

Mega Buck Bandits v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Stanley and Gracie United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Markian United

The Fabulous Artisans v San Dimas High School

The Wateringhole Society v Wheel Madrid

YTFIB v Real Muppets

League Week 4: W/C 1 September 2023

Cheese Makers v Real Muppets

Claymore Athletic FC v The Fabulous Artisans

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v YTFIB

Markian United v Aardvark Abacus

San Dimas High School v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Stanley and Gracie United v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Trusted By Millions v The Wateringhole Society

Wheel Madrid v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 16 September 2023: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy First Round

League Week 5: W/C 23 September 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v Trusted By Millions

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Claymore Athletic FC

Real Muppets v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Cow-Faced Juniors v San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans v Cheese Makers

The Wateringhole Society v Markian United

YTFIB v Wheel Madrid

League Week 6:  W/C 30 September 2023

Cheese Makers v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Markian United v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus

Stanley and Gracie United v The Wateringhole Society

The Fabulous Artisans v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Trusted By Millions v YTFIB

Wheel Madrid v Real Muppets

League Week 7:  W/C 7 October 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Claymore Athletic FC

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Wheel Madrid

Mega Buck Bandits v Stanley and Gracie United

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Cheese Makers

Real Muppets v Trusted By Millions

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Fabulous Artisans

The Wateringhole Society v San Dimas High School

YTFIB v Markian United

League Week 8: W/C 21 October 2023

Cheese Makers v Wheel Madrid

Claymore Athletic FC v The Wateringhole Society

Markian United v Real Muppets

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors

San Dimas High School v Mega Buck Bandits

Stanley and Gracie United v YTFIB

The Fabulous Artisans v Aardvark Abacus

Trusted By Millions v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

W/C 28 October 2023: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy 

and Charity Shield Quarter Finals

League Week 9: W/C 4 November 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Markian United

Mega Buck Bandits v Claymore Athletic FC

Real Muppets v Stanley and Gracie United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Cheese Makers

The Wateringhole Society v The Fabulous Artisans

Wheel Madrid v Trusted By Millions

YTFIB v San Dimas High School

League Week 10: W/C 11 November 2023

Cheese Makers v Trusted By Millions

Claymore Athletic FC v YTFIB

Markian United v Wheel Madrid

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Wateringhole Society

San Dimas High School v Real Muppets

Stanley and Gracie United v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus

The Fabulous Artisans v Mega Buck Bandits

League Week 11: W/C 25 November 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Cheese Makers

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v San Dimas High School

Mega Buck Bandits v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Real Muppets v Claymore Athletic FC

The Wateringhole Society v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Trusted By Millions v Markian United

Wheel Madrid v Stanley and Gracie United

YTFIB v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 12: W/C 2 December 2023

Aardvark Abacus v The Wateringhole Society

Cheese Makers v Markian United

Claymore Athletic FC v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v YTFIB

San Dimas High School v Wheel Madrid

Stanley and Gracie United v Trusted By Millions

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Mega Buck Bandits

The Fabulous Artisans v Real Muppets

Midweek 5/6 December: PCMT & Charity Shield SFs

League Week 13: W/C 9 December 2023

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Fabulous Artisans

Markian United v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v Aardvark Abacus

Real Muppets v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Wateringhole Society v Cheese Makers

Trusted By Millions v San Dimas High School

Wheel Madrid v Claymore Athletic FC

YTFIB v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 14: W/C 16 December 2023

Aardvark Abacus v YTFIB

Cheese Makers v Stanley and Gracie United

Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

San Dimas High School v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Real Muppets

The Fabulous Artisans v Wheel Madrid

The Wateringhole Society v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 23 December 2023: Charity Shield Final

W/C 26 December 2023: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy Final 

League Week 15: W/C 30 December 2023

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Markian United v Claymore Athletic FC

Mega Buck Bandits v Cheese Makers

Real Muppets v Aardvark Abacus

Stanley and Gracie United v San Dimas High School

Trusted By Millions v The Fabulous Artisans

Wheel Madrid v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

YTFIB v The Wateringhole Society

6 January 2024: FA Cup 1st Round

League Week 16 (reverse week 12): W/C 13 & 20 January 2024

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Claymore Athletic FC

Markian United v Cheese Makers

Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans

The Wateringhole Society v Aardvark Abacus

Trusted By Millions v Stanley and Gracie United

Wheel Madrid v San Dimas High School

YTFIB v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

League Week 17 (Reverse week 13): Midweek 30/31 January 2024

Aardvark Abacus v Mega Buck Bandits

Cheese Makers v The Wateringhole Society

Claymore Athletic FC v Wheel Madrid

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Real Muppets

San Dimas High School v Trusted By Millions

Stanley and Gracie United v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB

The Fabulous Artisans v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 18 (Reverse week 10): W/C 3 February 2024

Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v The Fabulous Artisans

Real Muppets v San Dimas High School

The Wateringhole Society v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Trusted By Millions v Cheese Makers

Wheel Madrid v Markian United

YTFIB v Claymore Athletic FC

League Week 19 (Reverse week 3): W/C 10 February 2024

Cheese Makers v Claymore Athletic FC

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Mega Buck Bandits

Markian United v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Real Muppets v YTFIB

San Dimas High School v The Fabulous Artisans

Stanley and Gracie United v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Trusted By Millions v Aardvark Abacus

Wheel Madrid v The Wateringhole Society

17 February 2024: FA Cup Quarter-finals

League Week 20 (Reverse week 15): W/C 24 February 2024

Aardvark Abacus v Real Muppets

Cheese Makers v Mega Buck Bandits

Claymore Athletic FC v Markian United

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Wheel Madrid

San Dimas High School v Stanley and Gracie United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Fabulous Artisans v Trusted By Millions 

The Wateringhole Society v YTFIB

League Week 21 (Reverse week 8): W/C 2 March 2024

Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Trusted By Millions

Mega Buck Bandits v San Dimas High School

Real Muppets v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Wateringhole Society v Claymore Athletic FC

Wheel Madrid v Cheese Makers

YTFIB v Stanley and Gracie United

League Week 22 (Reverse week 9): W/C 9 March 2024

Cheese Makers v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits

Markian United v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Aardvark Abacus

San Dimas High School v YTFIB

Stanley and Gracie United v Real Muppets

The Fabulous Artisans v The Wateringhole Society

Trusted By Millions v Wheel Madrid

League Week 23 (Reverse week 4): W/C 16 March 2024

Aardvark Abacus v Markian United

Mega Buck Bandits v Wheel Madrid

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v San Dimas High School

Real Muppets v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Stanley and Gracie United

The Fabulous Artisans v Claymore Athletic FC

The Wateringhole Society v Trusted By Millions

YTFIB v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 24 (Reverse week 5): W/C 30 March 2024

Cheese Makers v The Fabulous Artisans

Claymore Athletic FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Real Muppets

Markian United v The Wateringhole Society

San Dimas High School v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Stanley and Gracie United v Aardvark Abacus

Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits

Wheel Madrid v YTFIB

2-3 April 2024: FA Cup Semi-finals

League Week 25 (Reverse week 6): W/C 6 April 2024

Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Cheese Makers

Mega Buck Bandits v Markian United

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Fabulous Artisans

Real Muppets v Wheel Madrid

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Claymore Athletic FC

The Wateringhole Society v Stanley and Gracie United

YTFIB v Trusted By Millions

League Week 26 (Reverse week 7): W/C 13 April 2024

Cheese Makers v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Claymore Athletic FC v Aardvark Abacus

Markian United v YTFIB

San Dimas High School v The Wateringhole Society

Stanley and Gracie United v Mega Buck Bandits

The Fabulous Artisans v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Trusted By Millions v Real Muppets

Wheel Madrid v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 27 (Reverse week 1): W/C 20 April 2024

Cheese Makers v San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Aardvark Abacus

Markian United v The Fabulous Artisans

Real Muppets v The Wateringhole Society

Stanley and Gracie United v Claymore Athletic FC

Trusted By Millions v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Wheel Madrid v The Cow-Faced Juniors

YTFIB v Mega Buck Bandits

27 April 2024: FA Cup Final

League Week 28 (Reverse week 2): W/C 4 May 2024

Aardvark Abacus v Wheel Madrid

Claymore Athletic FC v San Dimas High School

Mega Buck Bandits v Real Muppets

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions

The Fabulous Artisans v Stanley and Gracie United

The Wateringhole Society v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

YTFIB v Cheese Makers

League Week 29 (Reverse week 11): W/C 11 May 2024

Cheese Makers v Aardvark Abacus

Claymore Athletic FC v Real Muppets

Markian United v Trusted By Millions

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Stanley and Gracie United v Wheel Madrid

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Wateringhole Society

The Fabulous Artisans v YTFIB

League Week 30 (Reverse week 14): W/C 19 May 2024

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 

Markian United v San Dimas High School

Mega Buck Bandits v The Wateringhole Society

Real Muppets v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Stanley and Gracie United v Cheese Makers

Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic FC

Wheel Madrid v The Fabulous Artisans

YTFIB v Aardvark Abacus

*You’d better believe it’s subject to change!

2023/24 - Opening Day Fixtures

Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Claymore Athletic FC v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v YTFIB

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions

San Dimas High School v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Wheel Madrid

The Fabulous Artisans v Markian United

The Wateringhole Society v Real Muppets

Our champions start at old rivals the Aardvarks. Full fixture list when I get round to doing it.

FA Cup Quarter-final draw

Cheese Makers v Wheel Madrid

Claymore Athletic FC v Markian United

Stanley Athletic FC v Real Muppets 

The Wateringhole Society v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Games to be played on the weekend of 12/13 February.

2021/22 Fixture List

2021/22 WSFFL Fixture List*

League Week 1: W/C 13 August 2021

Cheese Makers v Wheel Madrid

Claymore Athletic FC v Real Muppets

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v San Dimas High School

Markian United v Aardvark Abacus

Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted by Millions

The Fabulous Artisans v The Wateringhole Society

YTFIB v Stanley Athletic FC

League Week 2: W/C 21 August 2021

Aardvark Abacus v Cheese Makers

Claymore Athletic FC v YTFIB

Real Muppets v Trusted by Millions

San Dimas High School v The Fabulous Artisans

Stanley Athletic FC v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Markian United

The Wateringhole Society v Mega Buck Bandits

Wheel Madrid v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

W/C 28 August: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy First Round

League Week 3: W/C 11 September 2021

Cheese Makers v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v Claymore Athletic FC

Markian United v The Wateringhole Society

Mega Buck Bandits v San Dimas High School

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Aardvark Abacus

The Fabulous Artisans v Stanley Athletic FC

Trusted by Millions v Wheel Madrid

YTFIB v Real Muppets

League Week 4: W/C 18 September 2021

Aardvark Abacus v Trusted by Millions

Claymore Athletic FC v The Fabulous Artisans

Real Muppets v Wheel Madrid

San Dimas High School v Markian United

Stanley Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Wateringhole Society v Cheese Makers

YTFIB v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

League Week 5: W/C 25 September 2021

Cheese Makers v San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v Real Muppets

Markian United v Stanley Athletic FC

Mega Buck Bandits v Claymore Athletic FC

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Wateringhole Society

The Fabulous Artisans v YTFIB

Trusted by Millions v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Wheel Madrid v Aardvark Abacus

W/C 2 October: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy and Charity Shield Quarter Finals

League Week 6: W/C 16 October 2021

Claymore Athletic FC v Markian United

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v The Fabulous Artisans

Real Muppets v Aardvark Abacus

San Dimas High School v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Stanley Athletic FC v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Wheel Madrid

The Wateringhole Society v Trusted by Millions

YTFIB v Mega Buck Bandits

League Week 7: W/C 23 October 2021

Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Cheese Makers v Claymore Athletic FC

Markian United v YTFIB

Mega Buck Bandits v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Stanley Athletic FC

The Fabulous Artisans v Real Muppets

Trusted by Millions v San Dimas High School

Wheel Madrid v The Wateringhole Society

League Week 8: W/C 30 October 2021

Claymore Athletic FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v Markian United

Real Muppets v The Cow-Faced Juniors

San Dimas High School v Wheel Madrid

Stanley Athletic FC v Trusted by Millions

The Fabulous Artisans v Mega Buck Bandits

The Wateringhole Society v Aardvark Abacus

YTFIB v Cheese Makers

League Week 9: W/C 6 November 2021

Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School

Cheese Makers v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

Markian United v The Fabulous Artisans

Mega Buck Bandits v Real Muppets

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v YTFIB

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Wateringhole Society

Trusted by Millions v Claymore Athletic FC

Wheel Madrid v Stanley Athletic FC

League Week 10: W/C 20 November 2021

Claymore Athletic FC v Wheel Madrid

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Mega Buck Bandits v Markian United

Real Muppets v The Wateringhole Society

San Dimas High School v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Stanley Athletic FC v Aardvark Abacus

The Fabulous Artisans v Cheese Makers

YTFIB v Trusted by Millions

League Week 11: W/C 27 November 2021

Aardvark Abacus v Claymore Athletic FC

Cheese Makers v Mega Buck Bandits

Markian United v Real Muppets

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Fabulous Artisans

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Stanley Athletic FC

The Wateringhole Society v San Dimas High School

Trusted by Millions v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

Wheel Madrid v YTFIB

30 November/1 December: PCMT & Charity Shield SFs

League Week 12: W/C 4 December 2021

Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v Wheel Madrid

Markian United v Cheese Makers

Mega Buck Bandits v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Real Muppets v San Dimas High School

Stanley Athletic FC v The Wateringhole Society

The Fabulous Artisans v Trusted by Millions

YTFIB v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 13: W/C 11 December 2021

Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

Cheese Makers v Real Muppets

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Markian United

San Dimas High School v Stanley Athletic FC

The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB

The Wateringhole Society v Claymore Athletic FC

Trusted by Millions v Mega Buck Bandits

Wheel Madrid v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 14: Midweek 14/15 December 2021

Cheese Makers v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Claymore Athletic FC v San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Markian United v Trusted by Millions

Mega Buck Bandits v Wheel Madrid

Real Muppets v Stanley Athletic FC

The Fabulous Artisans v Aardvark Abacus

YTFIB v The Wateringhole Society

League Week 15: W/C 18 December 2021

Aardvark Abacus v Mega Buck Bandits

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Real Muppets

San Dimas High School v YTFIB

Stanley Athletic FC v Claymore Athletic FC

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Fabulous Artisans

The Wateringhole Society v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

Trusted by Millions v Cheese Makers

Wheel Madrid v Markian United

W/C 26 December 2021: Charity Shield Final

W/C 28 December 2021: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy Final 

League Week 16 (reverse week 12): W/C 1 January 2022

Aardvark Abacus v YTFIB

Cheese Makers v Markian United

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v Real Muppets

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Claymore Athletic FC

The Wateringhole Society v Stanley Athletic FC

Trusted by Millions v The Fabulous Artisans

Wheel Madrid v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

8 January 2022: FA Cup 1st Round

League Week 17 (Reverse week 13): W/C 15 January 2022

Claymore Athletic FC v The Wateringhole Society

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v Aardvark Abacus

Markian United v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Mega Buck Bandits v Trusted by Millions

Real Muppets v Cheese Makers

Stanley Athletic FC v San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans v Wheel Madrid

YTFIB v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 18 (Reverse week 10): W/C 22 January 2022

Aardvark Abacus v Stanley Athletic FC

Cheese Makers v The Fabulous Artisans

Markian United v Mega Buck Bandits

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

The Cow-Faced Juniors v San Dimas High School

The Wateringhole Society v Real Muppets

Trusted by Millions v YTFIB

Wheel Madrid v Claymore Athletic FC

League Week 19 (Reverse week 3): Midweek 8/9 February 2022

Aardvark Abacus v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Claymore Athletic FC v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

Real Muppets v YTFIB

San Dimas High School v Mega Buck Bandits

Stanley Athletic FC v The Fabulous Artisans

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Cheese Makers

The Wateringhole Society v Markian United

Wheel Madrid v Trusted by Millions

12 February 2022: FA Cup Quarter-finals

League Week 20 (Reverse week 15): W/C 19 February 2022

Cheese Makers v Trusted by Millions

Claymore Athletic FC v Stanley Athletic FC

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v The Wateringhole Society

Markian United v Wheel Madrid

Mega Buck Bandits v Aardvark Abacus

Real Muppets v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Fabulous Artisans v The Cow-Faced Juniors

YTFIB v San Dimas High School

League Week 21 (Reverse week 8): W/C 26 February 2022

Aardvark Abacus v The Wateringhole Society

Cheese Makers v YTFIB

Markian United v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

Mega Buck Bandits v The Fabulous Artisans

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Claymore Athletic FC

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Real Muppets

Trusted by Millions v Stanley Athletic FC

Wheel Madrid v San Dimas High School

League Week 22 (Reverse week 9): W/C 5 March 2022

Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted by Millions

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v Cheese Makers

Real Muppets v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus

Stanley Athletic FC v Wheel Madrid

The Fabulous Artisans v Markian United

The Wateringhole Society v The Cow-Faced Juniors

YTFIB v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

12 March 2022: FA Cup Semi-finals

League Week 23 (Reverse week 4): W/C 19 March 2022

Cheese Makers v The Wateringhole Society

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v YTFIB

Markian United v San Dimas High School

Mega Buck Bandits v Stanley Athletic FC

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors

The Fabulous Artisans v Claymore Athletic FC

Trusted by Millions v Aardvark Abacus

Wheel Madrid v Real Muppets

League Week 24 (Reverse week 5): W/C 9 April 2022

Aardvark Abacus v Wheel Madrid

Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits

Real Muppets v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

San Dimas High School v Cheese Makers

Stanley Athletic FC v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted by Millions

The Wateringhole Society v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

YTFIB v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 25 (Reverse week 6): W/C 16 April 2022

Aardvark Abacus v Real Muppets

Cheese Makers v Stanley Athletic FC

Markian United v Claymore Athletic FC

Mega Buck Bandits v YTFIB

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

Trusted by Millions v The Wateringhole Society

Wheel Madrid v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 26 (Reverse week 7): and FA Cup Final W/C 23 April 2022

Claymore Athletic FC v Cheese Makers

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v Mega Buck Bandits

Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans

San Dimas High School v Trusted by Millions

Stanley Athletic FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus

The Wateringhole Society v Wheel Madrid

YTFIB v Markian United

League Week 27 (Reverse week 1): W/C 30 April 2022

Aardvark Abacus v Markian United

Real Muppets v Claymore Athletic FC

San Dimas High School v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

Stanley Athletic FC v YTFIB

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Mega Buck Bandits

The Wateringhole Society v The Fabulous Artisans

Trusted by Millions v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Wheel Madrid v Cheese Makers

 

League Week 28 (Reverse week 2): W/C 7 May 2022

Cheese Makers v Aardvark Abacus

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v Stanley Athletic FC

Markian United v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Mega Buck Bandits v The Wateringhole Society

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Wheel Madrid

The Fabulous Artisans v San Dimas High School

Trusted by Millions v Real Muppets

YTFIB v Claymore Athletic FC

 

League Week 29 (Reverse week 11): W/C 15 May 2022

Claymore Athletic FC v Aardvark Abacus

Fred West Landscape Gdg XI v Trusted by Millions

Mega Buck Bandits v Cheese Makers

Real Muppets v Markian United

San Dimas High School v The Wateringhole Society

Stanley Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors

The Fabulous Artisans v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

YTFIB v Wheel Madrid

League Week 30 (Reverse week 14): W/C 22 May 2022

Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Cheese Makers

San Dimas High School v Claymore Athletic FC

Stanley Athletic FC v Real Muppets

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Fred West Landscape Gdg XI

The Wateringhole Society v YTFIB

Trusted by Millions v Markian United

Wheel Madrid v Mega Buck Bandits

*You’d better believe it’s subject to change!

2021/22 Opening Day fixtures announced

I put a shiny 50p in the fixtures machine, pulled the handle and these opening day fixtures spilled out…

League Week 1: W/C 13 August 2021

Cheese Makers v Wheel Madrid

Claymore Athletic FC v Real Muppets

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v San Dimas High School

Markian United v Aardvark Abacus

Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted by Millions

The Fabulous Artisans v The Wateringhole Society

YTFIB v Stanley Athletic FC    

My team get the honour of visiting the champions, while two teams with big ambitions to dethrone Fred meet when the Artisans host the Wateringhole Society.

The full list will be published in due course.

2020/2021 Opening Day fixtures announced

The fixture computer spewed out these opening day fixtures...

Markian United v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans
San Dimas High School v Stanley Athletic FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Cheese Makers
The Wateringhole Society v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits
Wheel Madrid v Claymore Athletic FC
YTFIB v Aardvark Abacus   

The champions will start against Mega Bucks who are coming off the back of their best finish in the 16-team era.

Games will be on or around 12 September.

Resumption Fixture List - Final part (hopefully!)

League Week 28 (Reverse week 2): 15 July (6pm) - 17 July

Cheese Makers v Trusted By Millions
Claymore Athletic FC v San Dimas High School
Markian United v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Mega Buck Bandits v Aardvark Abacus
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Real Muppets
The Fabulous Artisans v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Wheel Madrid v The Wateringhole Society
YTFIB v Athletico Phoenix

League Week 29 (Reverse week 11): 18 July (12:30pm) - 22 July

Aardvark Abacus v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Athletico Phoenix v Real Muppets
Cheese Makers v San Dimas High School
Markian United v Wheel Madrid
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Fabulous Artisans v Claymore Athletic FC
Trusted By Millions v The Wateringhole Society
YTFIB v Mega Buck Bandits

League Week 30 (Reverse week 14): 26 July

Athletico Phoenix v Aardvark Abacus
Claymore Athletic FC v Wheel Madrid
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Cheese Makers
Mega Buck Bandits v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Real Muppets v YTFIB
San Dimas High School v Markian United
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions
The Wateringhole Society v The Fabulous Artisans

Resumption Fixture List - correct version!

Friday 19 June (6pm) to Monday 22 June

WSFFL FA Cup Final - Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Tuesday 23 June (6pm) to Thursday 25 June

League Week 23 (Reverse week 4)

Claymore Athletic FC v Real Muppets
Markian United v Stanley Athletic FC
Mega Buck Bandits v The Wateringhole Society
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors
San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus
The Fabulous Artisans v Trusted By Millions
Wheel Madrid v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
YTFIB v Cheese Makers

Saturday 27 June (12:30pm) to Thursday 2 July (FA Cup ties not counting for our fixtures)

League Week 24 (Reverse Week 5)

Aardvark Abacus v YTFIB
Cheese Makers v The Fabulous Artisans
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Claymore Athletic FC
Real Muppets v Mega Buck Bandits
Stanley Athletic FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Wheel Madrid
The Wateringhole Society v San Dimas High School
Trusted By Millions v Markian United 

Saturday 4 July (12:30pm) - Monday 6 July

League Week 25 (Reverse Week 6)

Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Markian United v Cheese Makers
Mega Buck Bandits v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions
San Dimas High School v Real Muppets
The Fabulous Artisans v YTFIB
The Wateringhole Society v Aardvark Abacus
Wheel Madrid v Stanley Athletic FC

Tuesday 7 July (6pm) - Thursday 9 July

League Week 26 (Reverse week 7)

Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans
Cheese Makers v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v San Dimas High School
Real Muppets v The Wateringhole Society
Stanley Athletic FC v Claymore Athletic FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Mega Buck Bandits
Trusted By Millions v Wheel Madrid
YTFIB v Markian United

Saturday 11 July (12:30pm) - Monday 13 July

League Week 27 (Reverse week 1)

Aardvark Abacus v Trusted By Millions
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Fabulous Artisans
Mega Buck Bandits v Claymore Athletic FC
Real Muppets v Markian United
San Dimas High School v Wheel Madrid
Stanley Athletic FC v Cheese Makers
The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB
The Wateringhole Society v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Early summer transfer round-up

We're not into the thick of the transfer window yet but there have been some notable exits from WSFFL teams.

You won't have missed Eden Hazard leaving Fred for Real Madrid for £90m.

But have you seen...

Lucas Perez (TWS) to Alaves for £2.07m
David Ospina (Muppets) to Napoli £3.15m
Ola Aina (Muppets) to Torino for £9m
Aaron Wan-Bissaka leaving Claymore for Manchester United for £49.5m.
Matt Targett leaving Kiran's team to sign for Aston Villa for £14m

And one other big name departure was Vincent Kompany from Aardvark Abacus.

Ady signed Kompany from the pool in February 2010. The Belgian defender had previously been a £12m signing for Real Muppets in September 2008 but Ryan let him go in November 2009 after a 'controversial' re-cat to midfield.

After moving back into defence Kompany's most productive season for the Aardvarks was his first, 2010/11, with 15 cleans. He followed that up with three goals and 11 cleans the following season, and one goal and ten cleans 2012/13. That was the last time he notched a double-figure return as injuries started to take their toll.

The Aardvark icon never brought the title to the Aldi Arena, runner-up last season as as close as he got, but he did pick up some silverware. He led the team to their 2017/18 FA Cup triumph and last season's Charity Shield win.

Overall it was 14 goals and 73 cleans in Aardvark colours (Black and White hoops apparently) and the skipper leaves with his name carved into the Aardvark Hall of Fame.

2019/20 - opening day fixtures announced

Possibly a tough opener for the champions if the Artisans don’t have one of their trademark slow starts.

Cheese Makers v Athletico Phoenix
Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits
Markian United v Real Muppets
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Wateringhole Society
The Fabulous Artisans v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Trusted By Millions v Aardvark Abacus
Wheel Madrid v San Dimas High School
YTFIB v The Cow-Faced Juniors 

The full fixture list will be along in due course but for the time being some other important fixture dates (which are subject to change of course)...

26 Dec 2019 Charity Shield Final
28 Dec 2019 PCMT Final
4 Jan 2020 FA Cup 1st Round
18 April 2020 FA Cup Final

Remember the name!

After 16 years with the club Wayne Rooney's Claymore Athletic career has come to an end. Swordsmen boss Clive pays tribute to the striker...

The commentary which accompanied Wayne Rooney’s audacious winning goal against Real Muppets (Arsenal) in October 2002 will stand the test of time, a piece of audio inscribed into English footballing folklore.

But here’s the rub. Lovely soundbite though it was, Claymore Athletic fans did not need telling, they already knew all about the buccaneering Blue charging his way through the Club’s Academy, having signed from Everton some six months earlier for the sum of £500,000.  Which is arguably, the best signing in WSFFL history (cue interesting debate)?

Indeed, Clive Tyldesley, the man responsible for describing Rooney’s sensational strike, all the more aesthetically glorious for clipping the crossbar after defeating the Muppets number one goalkeeper on its way into the net, admitted as much last year.

Just a few months before Tyldesley implored the nation to lodge Rooney’s name in its collective consciousness as the 16-year-old gleefully sped off, leaping into the air in exultation, the ITV commentator had been ordered to do the exact same thing by a season-ticket holding Blue several months earlier.

It was an open secret that Claymore had something very special in Rooney, a footballer of preternatural majesty and incalculable potential. The sublime way Rooney cushioned Thomas Gravesen’s long forward pass, turned for goal and sent his precision strike beyond the Muppets' ‘keeper, merely let the cat out of the bag once and for all.

On that mid-October day, Ryan Moore (Arsene Wenger) stood in the tight confines of the player’s tunnel at ‘Chippenham Park’, taking refuge from an early-evening sun and speaking about the teenager who had just reduced Real Muppets' promising early season form to rubble.

The Frenchman Swindonian puffed out his cheeks and smiled ruefully.

“He’s supposed to be 16,” sighed Moore. A football man to the core, the Muppets manager could not suppress his admiration for what he had just witnessed. Nor was he inclined to.

"At that age, Rooney is already a complete footballer,” said Moore. “The guy can play. He's the best English under-20 I have seen since I came here (in 1994).

“He can play people in, he's clever and a natural, built like a Gascoigne with his low centre of gravity. And he can dribble – I like strikers who can dribble."

The strike also marked out Rooney as an individual with the inherent confidence – and footballing arrogance, perhaps – to strut his stuff on the biggest stage and against the strongest opposition, a trait which possibly further explains why Moore instinctively drew parallels between the Claymore player and Gascoigne.

Gascoigne, though, was 21 when he won his first England cap. Rooney was representing his country within four months of his first Claymore Athletic FC goal. Rooney was utterly fearless that day. He possessed strength of mind and of body beyond his years, effortlessly withstanding the physicality of top-flight football and craving responsibility, sufficiently comfortable in his own skin to repeatedly demand the ball from more seasoned teammates.

When Rooney impudently came to a standstill and placed his studs on top of the ball, then his hands on his hips, while West Bromwich Albion defender Darren Moore watched from a safe distance, it provided a picture which will forever exist in the mind’s eye of those who witnessed it.

More significantly, Moore’s reluctance to engage with Rooney spoke of how the teenager was inspiring respect and terror in his opponents in equal measure.

The Claymore youngster was already being granted a split-second extra on the ball, a yard of space more, simply because he was Wayne Rooney. Some wonderful footballers have taken years to earn such privileges. Cristiano Ronaldo, arguably the best of the lot in today’s game, was roughly three years at Manchester United before defenders chose standing off the Portuguese as their weapon of choice in a one-on-one duel, eschewing an earlier preference for trying to clump the wiry winger into anonymity.

Yet, not every doubter had been entirely won over. There was plenty questioning England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson’s decision to select Rooney for a critical European Championship qualifying match against Turkey in April 2003, when the player had only two caps, both from the bench.  For every quizzical eyebrow raised around the country, there was a chuckle of incredulity emanating from Chippenham. How could anybody still have any reservations about this boy?

It was perhaps when he advanced and threaded a beautifully disguised pass for Claymore team mate Michael Owen that the entire nation truly cottoned on. England won 2-0. When Rooney opted out of the international game he did so as his country’s record goalscorer and with more caps than any other Englishman bar goalkeeper Peter Shilton.

He is Claymore Athletic FC’s all-time top goal scorer with 147.  He notched a very creditable 26 goals in the 2011/12 season.  His trophy haul and individual records (five time WSFFL League winner and twice FA Cup victor, the pinnacle of his achievements being when he picked up the 2012 “£500k Player of the Season” award) stand as testament to his longevity and enduring excellence.
“A winning goal at ‘Chippenham Park’ is a special moment,” said Rooney. “To play for Claymore Athletic FC is a huge deal for me and to score a goal in the WSFFL – especially if it is a winning goal – it does not get much better.”

Last season he hit seven goals, including a 48-minute hat-trick – capped by a stunning strike from his own half – which lit up Chippenham Park and propelled Claymore to an uplifting and valuable 6-1 victory over Mega Buck Bandits.  Rooney’s penchant for the spectacular really is innate. Only a handful of players the world over would have tried to score in comparable circumstances.  That there was nothing on Rooney’s mind other than drilling the ball 58 yards into the back of the net after the goalkeeper’s clearance is enough in itself to set him apart from a mass of his contemporaries.
Wayne Rooney is still box office, no doubt about it. That counts for a lot in the US where he is going.

“Remember the name!” - how can Blues forget?

We wish him well.

Copyright evertonfc.com

2018/19 Fixture List

2018/19 WSFFL Fixture List*

League Week 1: W/C 11 August 2018

Aardvark Abacus v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Athletico Phoenix v Markian United

Cheese Makers v Real Muppets

Mega Buck Bandits v Wheel Madrid

San Dimas High School v Trusted By Millions

The Fabulous Artisans v Claymore Athletic FC
The Wateringhole Society v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
YTFIB v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 2: W/C 18 August 2018
Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v YTFIB

Markian United v Cheese Makers
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Wateringhole Society
Real Muppets v Mega Buck Bandits
The Fabulous Artisans v San Dimas High School
Trusted By Millions v Athletico Phoenix
Wheel Madrid v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 3: W/C 25 August 2018

Aardvark Abacus v Real Muppets

Athletico Phoenix v The Fabulous Artisans

Cheese Makers v Trusted By Millions

Mega Buck Bandits v Markian United

San Dimas High School v Claymore Athletic FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Wateringhole Society v Wheel Madrid
YTFIB v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

League Week 4: W/C 1 September 2018

Claymore Athletic FC v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Markian United v Aardvark Abacus
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Real Muppets v The Wateringhole Society
San Dimas High School v Athletico Phoenix

The Fabulous Artisans v Cheese Makers
Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits
Wheel Madrid v YTFIB

W/C 15 September: Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup First Round

League Week 5: W/C 22 September 2018

Aardvark Abacus v Trusted By Millions

Athletico Phoenix v Claymore Athletic FC
Cheese Makers v San Dimas High School
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Mega Buck Bandits v The Fabulous Artisans
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Wheel Madrid
The Wateringhole Society v Markian United
YTFIB v Real Muppets

League Week 6: W/C 29 September 2018

Athletico Phoenix v Cheese Makers

Claymore Athletic FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Markian United v YTFIB

Real Muppets v The Cow-Faced Juniors

San Dimas High School v Mega Buck Bandits

The Fabulous Artisans v Aardvark Abacus

Trusted By Millions v The Wateringhole Society
Wheel Madrid v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 7: W/C 6 October 2018

Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School

Cheese Makers v Claymore Athletic FC

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Real Muppets
Mega Buck Bandits v Athletico Phoenix
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Wheel Madrid

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Markian United
The Wateringhole Society v The Fabulous Artisans
YTFIB v Trusted By Millions

League Week 8: W/C 20 October 2018
Athletico Phoenix v Aardvark Abacus
Cheese Makers v Mega Buck Bandits
Claymore Athletic FC v Wheel Madrid

Markian United v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Real Muppets v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
San Dimas High School v The Wateringhole Society

The Fabulous Artisans v YTFIB
Trusted By Millions v The Cow-Faced Juniors

W/C 27 October: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy and Charity Shield Quarter Finals

League Week 9: W/C 3 November 2018

Aardvark Abacus v Cheese Makers

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Trusted By Millions

Mega Buck Bandits v Claymore Athletic FC
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Fabulous Artisans
The Wateringhole Society v Athletico Phoenix

Wheel Madrid v Real Muppets
YTFIB v San Dimas High School

League Week 10: W/C 10 November 2018
Athletico Phoenix v YTFIB
Cheese Makers v The Wateringhole Society
Claymore Athletic FC v Real Muppets
Markian United v Wheel Madrid

Mega Buck Bandits v Aardvark Abacus

San Dimas High School v The Cow-Faced Juniors

The Fabulous Artisans v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Trusted By Millions v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

League Week 11: W/C 24 November 2018
Aardvark Abacus v Claymore Athletic FC
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v San Dimas High School

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Fabulous Artisans

Real Muppets v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Athletico Phoenix

The Wateringhole Society v Mega Buck Bandits
Wheel Madrid v Trusted By Millions

YTFIB v Cheese Makers

League Week 12: W/C 1 December 2018
Aardvark Abacus v The Wateringhole Society

Athletico Phoenix v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Cheese Makers v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Claymore Athletic FC v Markian United

Mega Buck Bandits v YTFIB

San Dimas High School v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Fabulous Artisans v Wheel Madrid
Trusted By Millions v Real Muppets

Midweek 4/5 December: PCMT & Charity Shield SFs

League Week 13: W/C 8 December 2018
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Cheese Makers

Markian United v Trusted By Millions

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Athletico Phoenix

Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Mega Buck Bandits

The Wateringhole Society v Claymore Athletic FC
Wheel Madrid v San Dimas High School

YTFIB v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 14: W/C 15 December 2017
Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Athletico Phoenix v Wheel Madrid

Cheese Makers v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions

Mega Buck Bandits v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

San Dimas High School v Real Muppets
The Fabulous Artisans v Markian United
The Wateringhole Society v YTFIB

League Week 15: W/C 22 December 2017

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Aardvark Abacus

Markian United v San Dimas High School

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Mega Buck Bandits

Real Muppets v Athletico Phoenix

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Wateringhole Society

Trusted By Millions v The Fabulous Artisans

Wheel Madrid v Cheese Makers

YTFIB v Claymore Athletic FC

Charity Shield Final: 26 December 2018

Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy Final: 29 December 2018

League Week 16 (reverse week 12): 1 January 2019

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Athletico Phoenix

Markian United v Claymore Athletic FC

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v San Dimas High School
Real Muppets v Trusted By Millions

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Cheese Makers

The Wateringhole Society v Aardvark Abacus
Wheel Madrid v The Fabulous Artisans
YTFIB v Mega Buck Bandits

FA Cup 1at Round: 5 January 2019

League Week 17 (Reverse week 13): W/C 12 January 2019
Aardvark Abacus v YTFIB

Athletico Phoenix v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Cheese Makers v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Claymore Athletic FC v The Wateringhole Society
Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors
San Dimas High School v Wheel Madrid
The Fabulous Artisans v Real Muppets
Trusted By Millions v Markian United

League Week 18 (Reverse week 10): W/C 19 January 2019

Aardvark Abacus v Mega Buck Bandits

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Fabulous Artisans

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions

Real Muppets v Claymore Athletic FC

The Cow-Faced Juniors v San Dimas High School

The Wateringhole Society v Cheese Makers
Wheel Madrid v Markian United
YTFIB v Athletico Phoenix

League Week 19 (Reverse week 3): Midweek 29/30 January 2019

Claymore Athletic FC v San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Markian United v Mega Buck Bandits

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v YTFIB

Real Muppets v Aardvark Abacus
The Fabulous Artisans v Athletico Phoenix
Trusted By Millions v Cheese Makers
Wheel Madrid v The Wateringhole Society

W/C 2 February: FA Cup Quarter Finals

League Week 20 (Reverse week 15): W/C 9 February 2019
Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Athletico Phoenix v Real Muppets

Cheese Makers v Wheel Madrid

Claymore Athletic FC v YTFIB

Mega Buck Bandits v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

San Dimas High School v Markian United
The Fabulous Artisans v Trusted By Millions
The Wateringhole Society v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 21 (Reverse week 8): W/C 23 February 2019

Aardvark Abacus v Athletico Phoenix

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Markian United

Mega Buck Bandits v Cheese Makers

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Real Muppets

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions

The Wateringhole Society v San Dimas High School

Wheel Madrid v Claymore Athletic FC
YTFIB v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 22 (Reverse week 9): Midweek 26/27 February 2019
Athletico Phoenix v The Wateringhole Society

Cheese Makers v Aardvark Abacus

Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits
Markian United v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Real Muppets v Wheel Madrid
San Dimas High School v YTFIB
The Fabulous Artisans v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Trusted By Millions v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 23 (Reverse week 4): W/C 2 March 2019
Aardvark Abacus v Markian United

Athletico Phoenix v San Dimas High School

Cheese Makers v The Fabulous Artisans

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Claymore Athletic FC
Mega Buck Bandits v Trusted By Millions

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Wateringhole Society v Real Muppets
YTFIB v Wheel Madrid

W/C 9 March: FA Cup Semi Finals

League Week 24 (Reverse week 5): W/C 16 March 2019
Claymore Athletic FC v Athletico Phoenix

Markian United v The Wateringhole Society

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Real Muppets v YTFIB
San Dimas High School v Cheese Makers
The Fabulous Artisans v Mega Buck Bandits
Trusted By Millions v Aardvark Abacus
Wheel Madrid v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 25 (Reverse week 6): W/C 30 March 2019
Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans

Cheese Makers v Athletico Phoenix

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Wheel Madrid

Mega Buck Bandits v San Dimas High School

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Claymore Athletic FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Real Muppets
The Wateringhole Society v Trusted By Millions

YTFIB v Markian United

League Week 26 (Reverse week 7): W/C 6 April 2019
Athletico Phoenix v Mega Buck Bandits

Claymore Athletic FC v Cheese Makers
Markian United v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Real Muppets v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus
The Fabulous Artisans v The Wateringhole Society
Trusted By Millions v YTFIB
Wheel Madrid v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

League Week 27 (Reverse week 1): W/C 13 April 2019
Claymore Athletic FC v The Fabulous Artisans

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Wateringhole Society

Markian United v Athletico Phoenix

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Aardvark Abacus

Real Muppets v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB
Trusted By Millions v San Dimas High School
Wheel Madrid v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 20 April: FA Cup Final

League Week 28 (Reverse week 2): W/C 27 April 2018
Aardvark Abacus v Wheel Madrid

Athletico Phoenix v Trusted By Millions

Cheese Makers v Markian United

Mega Buck Bandits v Real Muppets
San Dimas High School v The Fabulous Artisans

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Claymore Athletic FC

The Wateringhole Society v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
YTFIB v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 29 (Reverse week 11): W/C 4 May 2019
Athletico Phoenix v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Cheese Makers v YTFIB

Claymore Athletic FC v Aardvark Abacus

Markian United v Real Muppets
Mega Buck Bandits v The Wateringhole Society
San Dimas High School v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Fabulous Artisans v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Trusted By Millions v Wheel Madrid

League Week 30 (Reverse week 14): W/C 12 May 2019
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Mega Buck Bandits

Markian United v The Fabulous Artisans

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Cheese Makers

Real Muppets v San Dimas High School

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus

Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic FC
Wheel Madrid v Athletico Phoenix
YTFIB v The Wateringhole Society

*Yep, it’s subject to change but then you knew that.