2025/26 £500k Team of the Season

(More of the same but with players from the bargain basement.)

GK - Emi Martinez (San Dimas High School)*

DEF - Marc Guehi (The Fabulous Artisans), Trevoh Chalobah (Claymore Athletic FC), Nikola Milenkovic (Cheese Makers), Reece James (Real Muppets)

MID - Harvey Barnes (The Wateringhole Society), Bruno Guimaraes (Mega Buck Bandits), Emi Buendia (Wheel Madrid), Enzo Le Fee (Mega Bucks)*

ATT - Danny Welbeck (The Cow-Faced Juniors), Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Nil Satis Nisi Optimum)

Subs: Jordan Pickford (Aardvark Abacus); Alex Jimenez (CFJs); Nico O'Reilly (Cheese); Raul Jimenez (Cheese)

Martinez, Pope, Guehi, Milenkovic, Barnes and Raul Jimenez were all in last year's 15. Cheap attacking options look like a thing of the past.

* Alphabetical order in play.