Sunday, 16 March 2025

Week 23 Results - Top two getting away?

Aardvark Abacus 3 v 0 Mega Buck Bandits
Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 1 v 2 Real Muppets 
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 1 v 6 San Dimas High School
The Cow-Faced Juniors 5 v 1 Claymore Athletic FC
The Wateringhole Society 1 v 1 Cheese Makers
Trusted By Millions 3 v 1 Stanley and Gracie United
Wheel Madrid 0 v 2 The Fabulous Artisans
YTFIB 0 v 0 Markian United

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1Real Muppets23144553302346
2Trusted By Millions23142770482244
3The Wateringhole Society23125656381841
4Cheese Makers23125654401441
5Stanley and Gracie United2312385042839
6Markian United2311484437737
7The Cow-Faced Juniors23113960461436
8Garth Crooks' Team of the Week2310675143836
9The Fabulous Artisans2310495147434
10San Dimas High School23103104340333
11Aardvark Abacus2385104749-229
12Claymore Athletic FC2392124360-1729
13YTFIB2373132839-1124
14Mega Buck Bandits2362152355-3220
15Wheel Madrid2353152648-2218
16Nil Satis Nisi Optimum2352162764-3717

The top two saw off their challengers to keep their spots in the table. The Muppets needed a Calvin Bassey clean to settle a close game against GC TotW. Ryan’s team had an early lead through Erling Haaland’s early penalty (the 20th goal of the season for the Norwegian) but Bruno Fernandes swept in brilliantly from 20 yards on 90 minutes to equalise. That Bassey clean keeps the Muppets top with Trusted still in hot pursuit. Beef’s team beat in-form SGU 3-1 to keep the pressure on. An injured Ayden Heaven gave Trusted an early clean sheet, followed a minute later by Alexander’s Isak’s clinical first time finish. Christian Norgaard headed Aaron back into contention but Joachim Andersen’s clean (against his former club - hope he didn’t celebrate) made the points safe.

The Wateringhole Society and Cheese Makers played out a 1-1 draw that leaves them both further adrift. Nikola Milenkovic (what a signing he’s been for Matthew) smashed Cheese Makers in front on 35 minutes, an unlucky own goal by Abdukodir Khusanov three minutes after half-time was Kiran’s equaliser. Markian are back in the top six after a goalless draw at YTFIB, You wait all season for a game where nothing happens and now we’ve had two in successive weeks!

The CFJs occupy seventh after a 5-1 victory over Claymore. Jorgen Strand Larsen’s headed opener was cancelled out by Rasmus Hojlund’s low shot into the corner only for Yoane Wissa to restore the lead two minutes later. Larsen added his second straight after the break and Tomas Soucek made it 4-1 with Noussair Mazraoui adding a clean. The Artisans beat Wheel Madrid 2-0 to stay ninth. Omar Marmoush struck from long range six minutes before the break, Matthias De Ligt finished the game with a clean. 

San Dimas brought out their best performance of the campaign to beat Nil Satis 6-1. Mikel Merino’s back header opened the scoring and Pervis Estupinan added a direct free-kick a minute later. Anthony Elanga struck twice before half time and ‘Big’ Dan Burn headed in from a corner right before half-time. Rodrigo Muniz added a sixth in the second half, Paul S found a late consolation reply thanks to Jake O’Brien. The Aardvarks won the Bevan Derby (as they so often do). Dave’s team gave him a helping hand with Vitaly Janelt’s own goal and there were clean from Andre Onana and Antonee Robinson in the 3-0 win. 

Monday, 10 March 2025

Week 22 Results - Title contenders stumble

Aardvark Abacus 4 v 3 The Wateringhole Society
Cheese Makers 2 v 3 Stanley and Gracie United
Claymore Athletic FC 1 v 0 YTFIB 
Markian United 3 v 0 The Cow-Faced Juniors 
Mega Buck Bandits 3 v 0 Trusted By Millions 
San Dimas High School 2 v 0 Real Muppets 
The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 3 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week
Wheel Madrid 0 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum


TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1Real Muppets22134551292243
2Trusted By Millions22132767472041
3The Wateringhole Society22124655371840
4Cheese Makers22124653391440
5Stanley and Gracie United22123749391039
6Garth Crooks' Team of the Week2210665041936
7Markian United2211384437736
8The Cow-Faced Juniors22103955451033
9The Fabulous Artisans229494947231
10San Dimas High School2293103739-230
11Claymore Athletic FC2292114255-1329
12Aardvark Abacus2275104449-526
13YTFIB2272132839-1123
14Mega Buck Bandits2262142352-2920
15Wheel Madrid2253142646-2018
16Nil Satis Nisi Optimum2252152658-3217

It’s a rare week when the top four all lose, especially this late in a season. San Dimas beat leaders the Muppets 2-0 with two clean sheets. Trusted suffered their joint-worst defeat off the season, 3-0, to Mega Bucks, three goals for Dave coming in 12 second half minutes.

The Wateringhole went down 4-3 to the Aardvarks, Ady’s team suddenly showing last season’s title-winning form. Cheese Makers lost 3-2 to SGU, Aaron’s team finding two cleans to turn the game in his favour after trailing late on. SGU are now just four points off the top.

GC TotW are probably out of the title running but two Mohamed Salah penalties helped Ollie to a 3-1 over the Artisans this week. The CFJ’s form has collapsed lately and they dropped to eighth after losing 3-0 to Markian who join the Garths on 36 points.

Claymore got the better of YTFIB 1-0 thanks to a Mads Hermansen saved penalty while Wheel Madrid and Nil Satis played the first game of the season where nothing happened.

Saturday, 1 March 2025

Week 21 Results - Top four in control

Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 2 v 0 Mega Buck Bandits 
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 1 v 2 The Fabulous Artisans
Real Muppets 4 v 1 Claymore Athletic FC
Stanley and Gracie United 5 v 1 San Dimas High School 
The Cow-Faced Juniors 2 v 3 Cheese Makers 
The Wateringhole Society 2 v 0 Wheel Madrid
Trusted By Millions 4 v 3 Markian United
YTFIB 0 v 3 Aardvark Abacus

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1Real Muppets21134451272443
2Trusted By Millions21132667442341
3The Wateringhole Society21124552331940
4Cheese Makers21124551361540
5Stanley and Gracie United2111374637936
6The Cow-Faced Juniors21103855421333
7Garth Crooks' Team of the Week219664740733
8Markian United2110384137433
9The Fabulous Artisans219484844431
10San Dimas High School2183103539-427
11Claymore Athletic FC2182114155-1426
12Aardvark Abacus2165104046-623
13YTFIB2172122838-1023
14Wheel Madrid2152142646-2017
15Mega Buck Bandits2152142052-3217
16Nil Satis Nisi Optimum2151152658-3216

Four straight weeks at the top for the Muppets after a 4-1 win over Claymore. Clive’s team decided to leave Erling Haaland unmarked after 12 minutes and the league’s leading scorer made no mistake from six yards. Joao Gomes lashed in an equaliser six minutes later but the Muppets brought home the bacon thanks to cleans from Ederson, Jurrien Timber and Tosin Adarabioyo. Trusted also needed three cleans to get home 4-3 against Markian. Ismaila Sarr scored twice for Ian either side of Patrick Kluivert crashing home a goal of the month contender to make it 3-1 to Ian with 20 minutes left. Trent Alexander-Arnold picked up an early clean to reduce the deficit and then Murillo and Aphonse Areola added cleans of their own to keep Beef two points off the top.

The Wateringhole Society ended Wheel Madrid’s mini-revival with a 2-0 win. Christopher Nkunku stooped to head his team in front on 24 minutes, Marc Cucurella was given time to get the ball on his favoured foot and pick his spot after 78. After three league games without a win Cheese Makers are back in business, winning 3-2 at the CFJs. Joao Pedro gave Matthew the lead from the spot but the Cows were up at the break courtesy of Tomas Soucek and Yoane Wissa’s header in first half injury time. The Cheese turnaround came late with two cleans, Kostas Tsimikas and Nikola Milenkovic keeping Matthew in sight of the summit.

SGU are up to a season high fifth place thanks to a 5-1 beating of San Dimas*. Dominik Szoboszlai and Neto scored first half goals, my team were given brief hope two minutes after the break through Rodrigo Muniz only for Harry Maguire’s header from a corner to restore the advantage almost immediately. Cleans from Virgil van Dijk and Kieran Trippier wrapped it up for Aaron. Is the GC TotW 'winter wobble’ over? Ollie’s team beat Mega Bucks 2-0 with cleans from Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Ibrahima Konate.

The Artisans are another team who seem to have steadied the ship a bit. Ben’s team won 2-1 at Nil Satis. Mathias De Ligt fired a rebound high into the net on 26 minutes to put the Fabulous ones in front and Ricardo Calafiori’s clean doubled the lead at the interval. Jake O’Brien’s free header was only a consolation for Paul. The Aardvarks moved up to 12th after a 3-0 win at YTFIB. Goals from Levi Colwill and Morgan Rogers in an eight minute spell either side of the break had Ady in control, Antonee Robinson added a clean sheet at the end.