Aardvark Abacus 0 v 2 Claymore Athletic FC
Athletico Phoenix 6 v 2 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Cheese Makers 1 v 2 Final Fantasy XI
FCK2 3 v 3 The Cow-Faced Juniors
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 1 v 3 The Dead Parrots
Real Muppets 4 v 2 Mega Buck Bandits
San Dimas High School 1 v 1 Trusted By Millions
The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 3 YTFIB
| Team | P | W | D | L | F | A | Diff | Pts | |
| 1 | Final Fantasy XI | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 |
| 2 | Real Muppets | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 6 |
| 3 | The Dead Parrots | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 6 |
| 4 | Fred West Landscape Gardening XI | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 6 |
| 5 | Aardvark Abacus | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 6 |
| 6 | FCK2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 5 |
| 7 | Trusted By Millions | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
| 8 | Athletico Phoenix | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 4 |
| 9 | Claymore Athletic FC | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 4 |
| 10 | San Dimas High School | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 4 |
| 11 | Cheese Makers | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 4 |
| 12 | YTFIB | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 3 |
| 13 | Nil Satis Nisi Optimum | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 14 | -4 | 3 |
| 14 | The Cow-Faced Juniors | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 2 |
| 15 | Mega Buck Bandits | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 0 |
| 16 | The Fabulous Artisans | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 0 |
Final Fantasy are the proud owners of our last 100% record. Ceri's team conceded a goal just before the break to the Cheese Makers, a well-directed header from Kevin Mirallas, but cleans from Angel Rangel and Marc Wilson preserve the Fantasy's perfect start. The Muppets slipped up last week but were back on song this. Raheem Sterling gave Ryan the perfect start but he spent half the game 2-1 down to Mega Bucks. Three clean sheets gave Ryan the win and lift him to second. Dave, fed up of losing 3-2, going down 4-2 and remaining pointless.
The Parrots are at a nosebleed-inducing third after victory over last week's leaders Fred West. Leonardo Ulloa headed the Gardeners in front halfway through the first half but an excellent Wayne Routledge scissor kick levelled the game two minutes later, Cleans from Jordi Amat and Erik Pieters were the difference in Dean's favour. The Aardvarks lost their 100% record too as Claymore picked up their first win. Clive's hero was Morgan Schneiderlin who scored both goals and the boss will be pleased he could hang on to him through the transfer window.
FCK2 are still unbeaten after a 3-3 draw with the CFJs. Two more goals from Nathan Dyer had Kevin level after 71 minutes but Graziano Pelle's first for Chris may have given him all three points were it not for a Steven Caulker clean. Still no win for the CFJs. Trusted are unbeaten too after a draw with San Dimas. Steven Gerrard's penalty equalised by Dejan Lovren's clean for me.
The Phoenix exploded into action this week and big-money signing Diego Costa scored at the start and end of the game against Nil Satis. Paul replied through Steven Naismith and Nikica Jelavic so Brian's raft of cleans were all-important. The battle of the bottom two went YTFIB's way. Dwight Gayle scoring in the opening minute for Julian and Jason Puncheon added a second just after the break. Goal of the game (maybe the week) came from former Artisan Mame Diouf against his old club as he ran three-quartes of the pitch to slot home and condemn Ben to a third straight defeat.
