Sunday, 8 February 2026

Week 20 Results - Muppets get closer to leaders

Aardvark Abacus 2 v 4 Cheese Makers 
Claymore Athletic FC 1 v 3 Stanley and Gracie United
Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 2 v 0 The Wateringhole Society 
Markian United 3 v 0 Wheel Madrid
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 1 v 4 Real Muppets
San Dimas High School 2 v 2 Mega Buck Bandits
The Cow-Faced Juniors 2 v 2 The Fabulous Artisans 
Trusted By Millions 4 v 0 YTFIB

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1The Fabulous Artisans20143346291745
2Real Muppets20132552322041
3The Wateringhole Society20131655342140
4Stanley and Gracie United20105544331135
5Aardvark Abacus2096540281233
6Cheese Makers208573941-229
7The Cow-Faced Juniors208483940-128
8San Dimas High School207763037-728
9Claymore Athletic FC208393836227
10Trusted By Millions207583731626
11Markian United207493131025
12Mega Buck Bandits2073103142-1124
13Nil Satis Nisi Optimum206592641-1523
14Garth Crooks' Team of the Week2054113039-919
15YTFIB2035122546-2114
16Wheel Madrid2024141841-2310


Monday, 2 February 2026

Week 19 Results - Title race still alive

Cheese Makers 4 v 1 The Cow-Faced Juniors 
Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 4 Trusted By Millions 
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 0 v 1 Aardvark Abacus
San Dimas High School 2 v 1 Claymore Athletic FC
Stanley and Gracie United 4 v 2 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week
The Fabulous Artisans 2 v 3 Real Muppets 
The Wateringhole Society 4 v 0 Wheel Madrid 
YTFIB 2 v 3 Markian United 

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1The Fabulous Artisans19142344271744
2The Wateringhole Society19131555322340
3Real Muppets19122548311738
4Aardvark Abacus1996438241433
5Stanley and Gracie United199554132932
6Claymore Athletic FC198383733427
7The Cow-Faced Juniors198383738-127
8San Dimas High School197662835-727
9Cheese Makers197573539-426
10Trusted By Millions196583331223
11Mega Buck Bandits1972102940-1123
12Nil Satis Nisi Optimum196582537-1223
13Markian United196492831-322
14Garth Crooks' Team of the Week1944112839-1116
15YTFIB1935112542-1714
16Wheel Madrid1924131838-2010

A huge win for the Muppets over the league-leading Artisans to keep Ryan’s team in with a chance of following up last year’s title success. Ben’s team led twice, through the ever-reliable Jarrod Bowen and improving Florian Wirtz but Ryan hit back with excellent strikes from Habib Diarra and Chemsdine Talbi. Jurrien Timber’s clean sheet made it 3-2 to the Muppets and closes the gap to the top to six points. In between those teams are the Wateringhole Society who had a comfortable 4-0 win over Wheel Madrid Hugo Ekitike struck twice in three minutes just before half time. Piero Hincapie and William Saliba bagged clean sheets.

The Aardvarks stayed fourth with a 1-0 win over Nil Satis, Martin Zubimendi heading home after 27 minutes. SGU round out the top five that have stayed the same for six weeks now. Despite falling behind to an early Morgan Gibbs-White goal Aaron’s team beat GC TotW 4-2. Dominic Solanke scored twice, his second a flukey/brilliant ’scorpion kick’, to put SGU in front and Enzo Fernandez made it 3-1. Ibrahima Konate poked in to pull one back for Ollie but Trai Hume’s clean settled it.

Claymore and the CFJs in 6th and 7th lost to the teams in 8th and 9th. San Dimas beat Claymore 2-1. Crysencio Summerville and Matheus Cunha swapped goals before Marcos Senesi’s clean clinched it for me. It was a 4-1 win for Cheese Makers over the Cows. Matthew’s team have settled into a 3-4-3 formation and all three Cheese attackers scored this week - Anthony Gordon in the first half, Joao Pedro and Raul Jimenez in the second. Casemiro was Matthew’s other scorer, Viktor Gyokeres got the CFJs’ goal.

Trusted are finally moving in the right direction and beat Mega Bucks 4-1. A fabulous hit from Eli Junior Kroupi was soon followed by Noni Madueke curling a corner straight in. Dango Ouattara replied for Dave before the break and it stayed 2-1 until the final five minutes when Gabriel Jesus scored and Nordi Mukiele picked up a clean for Beef. Markian ended their umpteen games (check before sending out) without a win by beating YTFIB 3-2. Ryan Cherki’s opener for Ian was equalised by Antoine Semenyo. Ismaila Sarr put Markian back in front only for Alex Scott to level in injury time but at 90+4 Benjamin Sesko turned and shot high into the net for the winner.

Wednesday, 28 January 2026

FA Cup QF draw

Cheese Makers v Aardvark Abacus
Garth Crooks' Team of the Week v The Cow-Faced Juniors
San Dimas High School v Wheel Madrid
YTFIB v The Fabulous Artisans 

Those games are scheduled for the midweek 10-12 February.

Monday, 26 January 2026

Week 18 Results - Chasing teams lose ground

Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 2 v 3 The Cow-Faced Juniors
Markian United 0 v 2 Trusted By Millions
Real Muppets 0 v 5 Claymore Athletic FC
Stanley and Gracie United 5 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Fabulous Artisans 3 v 1 Mega Buck Bandits
The Wateringhole Society 0 v 4 San Dimas High School
Wheel Madrid 1 v 4 Aardvark Abacus
YTFIB 3 v 3 Cheese Makers

TeamPWDLFADiffPts
1The Fabulous Artisans18142242241844
2The Wateringhole Society18121551321937
3Real Muppets18112545291635
4Aardvark Abacus1886437241330
5Stanley and Gracie United188553730729
6Claymore Athletic FC188373631527
7The Cow-Faced Juniors188373634227
8San Dimas High School186662634-824
9Cheese Makers186573138-723
10Mega Buck Bandits187292836-823
11Nil Satis Nisi Optimum186572536-1123
12Trusted By Millions185582930-120
13Markian United185492529-419
14Garth Crooks' Team of the Week1844102635-916
15YTFIB1835102339-1614
16Wheel Madrid1824121834-1610

Well, that’s a pretty good week for the Artisans. Ben’s team did their job beating Mega Bucks 3-1 and saw both of their closest rivals slip up. Omar Marmoush doesn’t get much Artisans game time but made his rare start count with a goal after just six minutes. Dave’s team hit back 20 minutes later when Evanilson was given too much space. The lead was restored two minutes later when Jarrod Bowen converted from the spot and there was no more scoring until Marc Guehi made it 3-1 with a clean sheet.

The Wateringhole Society and Real Muppets both went down 4-0. Kiran’s team ran into a surprisingly good San Dimas performance with Crysencio Summerville, Samuel Chukwueze (his first in the WSFFL) and Mikel Merino all on target and Emi Martinez adding a clean.  The Muppets were turned over by Claymore who had excellent long-distance strikes from Mateus Fernandes and Matheus Cunha plus a close range effort from Thierno Barry and a clean from Matty Cash.

The Aardvarks beat Wheel Madrid 4-1 to stay fourth. Igor Jesus’ goal was quickly equalised by Emi Buendia’s curling effort but Micky van de Ven restored Ady’s lead before the break. Ollie Watkins made it 3-1 a couple of minutes from the end and Ian Maatsen’s clean wrapped things up. There was a bigger win for SGU who stay fifth. They trounced Nil Satis 5-0. Virgil van Dijk shouldered in a corner right on half-time and there were goals from Enzo Fernandez (from the spot). Dominik Szoboszlai and Harry Wilson plus an Ola Aina clean in the second period.

The CFJs benefited from a Lisandro Martinez own goal to beat GC TotW 3-2. Ollie’s team fought back from two down to level on 90 minutes when Cristian Romero powers a header home but the Cows had a winning clean from the bench thanks to Jean-Clair Todibo. Cheese Makers and YTFIB played out an entertaining 3-3 draw. Matthew needed an Abdudokhir Khusanov clean for that equaliser after Chris Richards looked to have won it for Julian with an 88th minute scrambled goal. Beef overtook Markian in the table with a 2-0 win over those opponents. Cleans from Gianluigi Donnarumma and Konstantinos Mavropanos were the Trusted scorers.