Week 12 Results

Athletico Phoenix 1 v 1 The Cow-Faced Juniors
Bassett Allsorts 1v 2 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Claymore Athletic FC 0 v 1 Trusted By Millions
Final Fantasy XI 3 v 0 The Dead Parrots
Mega Buck Bandits 3 v 3 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
San Dimas High School 3 v 3 Real Muppets
The Fabulous Artisans 3 v 0 Aardvark Abacus
York’s Returning Glory 2 v 3 You Know Your Boston Rock FC

Artisans turn over the Abacus and we have a title race. Nil Satis are sticking in there and Boston Rock now only four points off the summit.

FA Cup 1st Round Draw

The first round draw for the WSFFL FA Cup was held during a littering ceremony* at the Savoy in London** last night.

The co-ordinators KMLC cohorts Messrs Kibble and Gould drew the home and away teams respectively.  The names came out of the yellow bag as follows...

Aardvark Abacus v Fred West LG XI
Athletico Phoenix v York's Returning Glory
Bassett Allsorts v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Mega Buck Bandits v The Fabulous Artisans
Real Muppets v San Dimas High School
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Final Fantasy XI
The Dead Parrots v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic.


A long trip down under for holders Boston Rock, last year's runners-up the CFJs face improving Final Fantasy while Aardvark v Fred appears to be the pick of the ties.

Ties to be played over the weekend of 2/3 January.

*This is not true
** I meant the Savoy in Swindon, easy mistake to make!

Week 11 Results

Aardvark Abacus 6 v 2 San Dimas High School
Final Fantasy XI 3 v 4 Mega Buck Bandits
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 4 v 2 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Real Muppets 2 v 3 Claymore Athletic FC (revised from 2-2)
The Cow-Faced Juniors 1 v 2 The Fabulous Artisans
The Dead Parrots 1 v 0 York’s Returning Glory
Trusted By Millions 2 v 0 Bassett Allsorts
You Know Your Boston Rock FC 2 v 1 Athletico Phoenix

Aardvark still have a five-point cushion. Artisans now the closest pursuers. Guess who are playing each other next week...

PCMT Semi-final Results

The Cow-Faced Juniors 0 v 2 Aardvark Abacus
You Know Your Boston Rock FC 3 v 0 Trusted By Millions

The league's two behemoths come through their semi-finals in comfortable style and set up a repeat of last year's final.

Holders Boston Rock cruised past a Trusted side with manager Beef undoubtedly cursing his team selection. Junior Stanislas gave Sheriff's team the lead just a minute after coming on as a sub for the injured David Dunn. The youngster squeezing the ball in at the second attempt. Shaun Wright-Phillips doubled the advantage right on half-time with a deflected effort. Trusted coudn't find a way back and John Terry rounded things off with a clean sheet.

This time last year Aardvark Abacus brushed aside the CFJs 6-1 (if I remember rightly) but it was much closer this time. Chris had his eyes on a replay but with ten minutes left Dirk Kuyt poked into an unguarded goal to give Ady the lead. Chris found no response and Ricardo Carvalho notched a clean to finish matters.

The two sides meet at Wembley on Boxing Day with Sheriff going for an unprecedented hat-trick of trophies.

Week 10 Results

Athletico Phoenix 1 v 1 The Dead Parrots
Bassett Allsorts 2 v 5 Real Muppets
Claymore Athletic FC 1 v 2 Aardvark Abacus
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 1 v 2 Trusted By Millions
Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 0 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
San Dimas High School 3 v 2 The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Fabulous Artisans 4 v 7 You Know Your Boston Rock FC
York’s Returning Glory 3 v 0 Final Fantasy XI

The champs open a five-point gap. Ominous.

Week 9 Results

Aardvark Abacus 2 v 1 22-Legged Groove Machine
Final Fantasy XI 1 v 0 Athletico Phoenix
Real Muppets 1 v 0 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Cow-Faced Juniors 3 v 2 Claymore Athletic FC
The Dead Parrots 1 v 2 The Fabulous Artisans
Trusted By Millions 2 v 2 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum*
York’s Returning Glory 1 v 5 Mega Buck Bandits
You Know Your Boston Rock FC 6 v 0 San Dimas High School

Aardvark back on top.

*revised from 2-3

Week 8 Results

22-Legged Groove Machine 0 v 5 The Cow-Faced Juniors*
Athletico Phoenix 4 v 1 York’s Returning Glory
Claymore Athletic FC 4 v 1 You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 5 v 0 Aardvark Abacus
Mega Buck Bandits 5 v 1 Trusted By Millions
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 1 v 1 Real Muppets
San Dimas High School 2 v 0 The Dead Parrots
The Fabulous Artisans 0 v 2 Final Fantasy XI

*revised from original 0-6

Fred back on top after giving the Abacus one of their worst ever beatings.