Week One Results

We’re off and running. Some faster than others.

Aardvark Abacus 2 v 1 The Fabulous Artisans
Cheese Makers 0 v 2 The Cow-Faced Juniors
FCK2 0 v 2 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 3 v 0 Trusted By Millions
Mega Buck Bandits 2 v 3 Wheel Madrid
San Dimas High School 3 v 2 Athletico Phoenix
The Wateringhole Society 0 v 4 Real Muppets
YTFIB 1 v 3 Claymore Athletic FC


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	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Real Muppets	1	1	0	0	4	0	4	3
2	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	1	1	0	0	3	0	3	3
3	Claymore Athletic FC	1	1	0	0	3	1	2	3
4	The Cow-Faced Juniors	1	1	0	0	2	0	2	3
5	Nil Satis Nis Optimum	1	1	0	0	2	0	2	3
6	San Dimas High School	1	1	0	0	3	2	1	3
7	Wheel Madrid	1	1	0	0	3	2	1	3
8	Aardvark Abacus	1	1	0	0	2	1	1	3
9	Athletico Phoenix	1	0	0	1	2	3	-1	0
10	Mega Buck Bandits	1	0	0	1	2	3	-1	0
11	The Fabulous Artisans	1	0	0	1	1	2	-1	0
12	YTFIB	1	0	0	1	1	3	-2	0
13	Cheese Makers	1	0	0	1	0	2	-2	0
14	FCK2	1	0	0	1	0	2	-2	0
15	Trusted By Millions	1	0	0	1	0	3	-3	0
16	The Wateringhole Society	1	0	0	1	0	4	-4	0

Last season’s champions looked tidy in beating Trusted 3-0 on the opening day of the campaign. Fred did well with relative unknown Alfie Mawson last year, perhaps Ahmed Hegazi will fill that role this year. The Egyptian opened the scoring on the half hour before the better known Mo Salah and Dele Alli added further goals in the second half. Fred has to be content with second though as the Muppets went one better against the Wateringhole Society. First half goals from Okazaki, Mane and Steven Ward for Ryan’s team had this one won early on and will have Kiran pondering his next transfer moves (see below.)

We can always rely on the Aardvarks to blow hot and cold and this was a hot week, defensively anyway. Ady’s team trailed to Roberto Firmino’s penalty for the Artisans but Stephens and Kompany cleans turned it into a 3-1 win and third place in the fledgling table. Claymore were on the back-foot against YTFIB for quite a while before coming through. Joel Ward put through is own net to hand Julian an early lead and there were only 20 minutes left when Sergio Aguero found room to equalise. Olivier Giroud and Manuel (or is it Miguel?) Britos added late headers to give Clive’s team the win. (Vokes 2, Mounie 2 and Rooney all scored for the Claymore reserves this week - ominous.)

Two goals in a minute gave the CFJs a win at Cheese Makers. Record signing Alvaro Morata notched from close range on 69 minutes, Ben Davies did similar a minute later. Nil Satis also won by a 2-0 scoreline, at FCK2. New signing Danilo went off with a clean in the bank on 68 minutes, Paul Pogba rifled home on the final whistle to double the lead after Harry Kane had hit a post for Kevin.

Romelu Lukaku picked up where he left off last season, scoring twice in my 3-2 over Athletico. Danny Welbeck bundled in the other which was just as well as Brian came back with cleans from Williams and Soares. Did I let Jamie Vardy go too soon? Possibly. He also got two this week for Wheel Madrid in Paul’s 3-2 win over Mega Bucks. David Luiz got the other one before Dave replied with a couple of cleans.

PCMT 1st Round Draw

An auction night tradition - here's the draw for the opening round of the Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy.

Aardvark Abacus v Claymore Athletic FC
Athletico Phoenix v Trusted By Millions
Cheese Makers v San Dimas High School
Markian United v Real Muppets
Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum  v The Fabulous Artisans
The Wateringhole Society v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
YTFIB v Wheel Madrid


Games to be played w/c 16 September.

Records broken at August auction

After six and a half years Fernando Torres has lost his crown as the most expensive player in WSFFL history.

That title now goes to Alvaro Morata who joined the Cow-Faced Juniors for £36m. Torres actually drops to third with the Aardvarks smashing their transfer record to pay £35m for Alexandre Lacazette,

Later in the evening Mega Bucks broke their club record by paying £17m for Sead Kolasinac.

2017/18 Fixture List

2017/18 WSFFL Fixture List*

League Week 1: W/C 12 August 2017

Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans
Cheese Makers v The Cow-Faced Juniors
FCK2 v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Trusted By Millions
Mega Buck Bandits v Wheel Madrid
San Dimas High School v Athletico Phoenix
The Wateringhole Society v Real Muppets
YTFIB v Claymore Athletic FC

League Week 2: W/C 19 August 2017

Aardvark Abacus v Cheese Makers
Claymore Athletic FC v San Dimas High School
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v YTFIB
Real Muppets v FCK2
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Mega Buck Bandits
The Fabulous Artisans v Athletico Phoenix
Trusted By Millions v The Wateringhole Society
Wheel Madrid v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 3: W/C 26 August 2017

Athletico Phoenix v Claymore Athletic FC

Cheese Makers v The Fabulous Artisans
FCK2 v Trusted By Millions
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Mega Buck Bandits v Aardvark Abacus
San Dimas High School v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Wateringhole Society v Wheel Madrid
YTFIB v Real Muppets

League Week 4: W/C 9 September 2017

Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Cheese Makers v Mega Buck Bandits
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Athletico Phoenix
Real Muppets v San Dimas High School
The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Wateringhole Society
The Fabulous Artisans v Claymore Athletic FC
Trusted By Millions v YTFIB
Wheel Madrid v Markian United

W/C 16 September: Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup First Round

League Week 5: W/C 23 September 2017

Athletico Phoenix v Real Muppets
Claymore Athletic FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Markian United v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Cheese Makers
Mega Buck Bandits v The Fabulous Artisans
San Dimas High School v Trusted By Millions
The Wateringhole Society v Aardvark Abacus
YTFIB v Wheel Madrid

League Week 6: W/C 30 September 2017

Aardvark Abacus v Markian United
Cheese Makers v The Wateringhole Society
Mega Buck Bandits v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Real Muppets v Claymore Athletic FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB
The Fabulous Artisans v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Trusted By Millions v Athletico Phoenix
Wheel Madrid v San Dimas High School

League Week 7: W/C 14 October 2017

Athletico Phoenix v Wheel Madrid
Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions
Markian United v Cheese Makers
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Fabulous Artisans
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Real Muppets
San Dimas High School v The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Wateringhole Society v Mega Buck Bandits
YTFIB v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 8: W/C 21 October 2017

Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School
Cheese Makers v YTFIB
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Wateringhole Society
Mega Buck Bandits v Markian United
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Athletico Phoenix
The Fabulous Artisans v Real Muppets
Trusted By Millions v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Wheel Madrid v Claymore Athletic FC

League Week 9: W/C 28 October 2017

Athletico Phoenix v Aardvark Abacus
Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Markian United v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Wheel Madrid
Real Muppets v Trusted By Millions
The Wateringhole Society v The Fabulous Artisans
San Dimas High School v Cheese Makers
YTFIB v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 4 November: Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup and Charity Shield Quarter Finals

League Week 10: W/C 18 November 2017
Aardvark Abacus v Claymore Athletic FC
Cheese Makers v Athletico Phoenix
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v YTFIB
Mega Buck Bandits v San Dimas High School
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Fabulous Artisans v Trusted By Millions
The Wateringhole Society v Markian United
Wheel Madrid v Real Muppets

League Week 11: W/C 25 November 2017

Athletico Phoenix v Mega Buck Bandits
Claymore Athletic FC v Cheese Makers
Markian United v The Fabulous Artisans
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Aardvark Abacus
Real Muppets v The Cow-Faced Juniors
San Dimas High School v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Trusted By Millions v Wheel Madrid
YTFIB v The Wateringhole Society

League Week 12: Midweek 28 & 29 November 2017

Aardvark Abacus v Real Muppets
Cheese Makers v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Markian United v YTFIB
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Athletico Phoenix
Mega Buck Bandits v Claymore Athletic FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions
The Fabulous Artisans v Wheel Madrid
The Wateringhole Society v San Dimas High School

League Week 13: W/C 2 December 2017

Athletico Phoenix v The Wateringhole Society
Claymore Athletic FC v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Mega Buck Bandits
Real Muppets v Cheese Makers
San Dimas High School v Markian United
Trusted By Millions v Aardvark Abacus
Wheel Madrid v The Cow-Faced Juniors
YTFIB v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 14: W/C 9 December 2017

Aardvark Abacus v Wheel Madrid
Cheese Makers v Trusted By Millions
Markian United v Athletico Phoenix
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Mega Buck Bandits v Real Muppets
The Fabulous Artisans v The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Wateringhole Society v Claymore Athletic FC
YTFIB v San Dimas High School

Midweek 12/13 December: Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup and Charity Shield Semi Finals

League Week 15: W/C 16 December 2017

Athletico Phoenix v YTFIB
Claymore Athletic FC v Markian United
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Wateringhole Society
Real Muppets v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
San Dimas High School v The Fabulous Artisans
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus
Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits
Wheel Madrid v Cheese Makers

League Week 16 (reverse week 12): 23 December 2017

Athletico Phoenix v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Cheese Makers

Real Muppets v Aardvark Abacus
San Dimas High School v The Wateringhole Society

Trusted By Millions v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Wheel Madrid v The Fabulous Artisans
YTFIB v Markian United

Charity Shield Final: 26 December 2017

League Week 17 (Reverse week 13): W/C 21 January 2017

Aardvark Abacus v Trusted By Millions

Cheese Makers v Real Muppets

Markian United v San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Claymore Athletic FC

Mega Buck Bandits v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Wheel Madrid

The Fabulous Artisans v YTFIB
The Wateringhole Society v Athletico Phoenix

Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy Final: 1 January 2018

FA Cup 1at Round: 6 January 2018

League Week 18 (Reverse week 10): W/C 13 January 2018

Athletico Phoenix v Cheese Makers

Claymore Athletic FC v Aardvark Abacus

Markian United v The Wateringhole Society

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Real Muppets v Wheel Madrid
San Dimas High School v Mega Buck Bandits

Trusted By Millions v The Fabulous Artisans
YTFIB v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 19 (Reverse week 3): W/C 20 January 2018

Aardvark Abacus v Mega Buck Bandits

Claymore Athletic FC v Athletico Phoenix

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v San Dimas High School

Real Muppets v YTFIB

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Fabulous Artisans v Cheese Makers
Trusted By Millions v Markian United
Wheel Madrid v The Wateringhole Society

League Week 20 (Reverse week 15): Midweek 30/31 January 2018

Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Cheese Makers v Wheel Madrid

Markian United v Claymore Athletic FC

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Real Muppets
Mega Buck Bandits v Trusted By Millions
The Fabulous Artisans v San Dimas High School
The Wateringhole Society v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
YTFIB v Athletico Phoenix

League Week 21 (Reverse week 8): W/C 3 February 2018

Athletico Phoenix v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Claymore Athletic FC v Wheel Madrid

Markian United v Mega Buck Bandits

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions

Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans
San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus
The Wateringhole Society v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

YTFIB v Cheese Makers

W/C 10 February: FA Cup Quarter Finals

League Week 22 (Reverse week 9): W/C 24 February 2018

Aardvark Abacus v Athletico Phoenix

Cheese Makers v San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Markian United
Mega Buck Bandits v YTFIB
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Claymore Athletic FC
The Fabulous Artisans v The Wateringhole Society
Trusted By Millions v Real Muppets
Wheel Madrid v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

League Week 23 (Reverse week 4): W/C 3 March 2018

Athletico Phoenix v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Claymore Athletic FC v The Fabulous Artisans
Markian United v Wheel Madrid

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Aardvark Abacus
Mega Buck Bandits v Cheese Makers
San Dimas High School v Real Muppets
The Wateringhole Society v The Cow-Faced Juniors

YTFIB v Trusted By Millions

League Week 24 (Reverse week 5): W/C 10 March 2018

Aardvark Abacus v The Wateringhole Society

Cheese Makers v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Claymore Athletic FC

Real Muppets v Athletico Phoenix

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Markian United

The Fabulous Artisans v Mega Buck Bandits
Trusted By Millions v San Dimas High School
Wheel Madrid v YTFIB

W/C 17 March: FA Cup Semi Finals

League Week 25 (Reverse week 6): W/C 31 March 2018

Athletico Phoenix v Trusted By Millions

Claymore Athletic FC v Real Muppets

Markian United v Aardvark Abacus

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Mega Buck Bandits

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Fabulous Artisans
San Dimas High School v Wheel Madrid
The Wateringhole Society v Cheese Makers

YTFIB v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 26 (Reverse week 7): W/C 7 April 2018

Aardvark Abacus v YTFIB

Cheese Makers v Markian United

Mega Buck Bandits v The Wateringhole Society

Real Muppets v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Cow-Faced Juniors v San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic FC
Wheel Madrid v Athletico Phoenix

League Week 27 (Reverse week 1): W/C 14 April 2018

Athletico Phoenix v San Dimas High School
Claymore Athletic FC v YTFIB

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Markian United

Real Muppets v The Wateringhole Society

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Cheese Makers

The Fabulous Artisans v Aardvark Abacus
Trusted By Millions v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Wheel Madrid v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 21 April: FA Cup Final

League Week 28 (Reverse week 2): W/C 28 April 2018

Athletico Phoenix v The Fabulous Artisans
Cheese Makers v Aardvark Abacus

Markian United v Real Muppets

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Wheel Madrid
Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors

San Dimas High School v Claymore Athletic FC
The Wateringhole Society v Trusted By Millions

YTFIB v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

League Week 29 (Reverse week 11): W/C 5 May 2018

Aardvark Abacus v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Cheese Makers v Claymore Athletic FC

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v San Dimas High School
Mega Buck Bandits v Athletico Phoenix

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Real Muppets

The Fabulous Artisans v Markian United
The Wateringhole Society v YTFIB
Wheel Madrid v Trusted By Millions

League Week 30 (Reverse week 14): W/C 13 May 2018

Athletico Phoenix v Markian United

Claymore Athletic FC v The Wateringhole Society

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Real Muppets v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v YTFIB

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Fabulous Artisans
Trusted By Millions v Cheese Makers

Wheel Madrid v Aardvark Abacus

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*Yep, it’s subject to change but then you knew that.

2017/18 - Opening Day fixtures announced

The fixture computer has crunched the data and thrown up these opening day games…

Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans
Cheese Makers v The Cow-Faced Juniors
FCK2 v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Trusted By Millions
Mega Buck Bandits v Wheel Madrid
San Dimas High School v Athletico Phoenix
The Wateringhole Society v Real Muppets
YTFIB v Claymore Athletic FC

An interesting start for the champions, at home against Trusted.

The full fixture list will be uploaded in due course.