Markian United - Team History

Managers : Ian (since Jan 2020)
Ground: The Rock

Honours

League
Winner: 1995/96, 2005/06, 2009/10
Runner-up: 2008/09

FA Cup
Winner: 1999/2000, 2000/01, 2005/06, 2008/09, 2009/10
Runner-up: 2007/08, 2011/12

PCMT
Winner: 2003/04, 2004/05, 2007/08, 2008/09, 2009/10, 2010/11

Runner-up: 2024/25

Final league position (2000/01 first, most recent last) (bold italic text = change of manager)

10-9-3-5-3-1-11-5-2-1-2-9-10-11-7-9-13-9-15-16-16-14-6-8-10-12

Transfer records
Most paid: £77m for Benjamin Sesko (Aug 2025)
Most received: £86.4m from Bayern Munich for Harry Kane (Aug 2023)

Match records

Biggest victories
League: 8-1 v Thommo's Titans (Week 15 2004/5), San Dimas High School (Week 22 2007/08), Mega Buck Bandits (Week 2 2010/11) and YTFIB (Week 1 2012/13)
FA Cup: 9-2 v The Dead Parrots (R1 2010/11)
PCMT: 7-1 v Final Fantasy XI (QF 2011/12)

Biggest defeats
League: 0-7 v Fred West LG XI (Week 12 2020/21)
FA Cup: 0-5 v Claymore Athletic (SF 2004/05)
PCMT: 0-6 v San Dimas High School (SF 2012/13)

Players of the season

2025/26 - Ferdi Kadioglu

2024/25 - Maxence Lacroix

2023/24 - Fabian Schar

2022/23 - Harry Kane

2021/22 - Harry Kane

2020/21 - Harry Kane

2019/20 - Harry Kane
2018/19 - Harry Kane
2017/18 - Harry Kane
2016/17 - Harry Kane
2015/16 - Harry Kane
2014/15 - John Terry
2013/14 - John Terry
2012/13 - Glen Johnson and Frank Lampard (shared)
2011/12 - John Terry
2010/11 - Darren Bent
2009/10 - Frank Lampard
2008/09 - Rio Ferdinand
2007/08 - Rio Ferdinand

Previous names

FCK2 (until Aug 2017)
You Know Your Boston Rock FC (until Jun 2013)
Athletico Sheriff FC (and various numbers)

YTFIB - Team History

Manager: Julian (since start)
Ground: Bootham Crescent

Honours

FA Cup
Runner-up: 2006/07

PCMT

Runner-up: 2022/23

Charity Shield
Runner-up: 2018/19

Final league position (2000/01 first, most recent last)

16-16-15-15-10-16-16-16-12-16-12-16-13-16-16-16-16-14-16-9-12-16-13-16-13-15
 
Transfer records
Most paid: £16m for Julio Enciso (Aug 2025)
Most received: £23.4m from Al-Ahli for Allan Saint-Maximin (Jul 2023)

Match records

Biggest victories
League: 7-0 v Eleven Imaginary Boys (Week 24 2006/07)
FA Cup: 5-0 v Mega Buck Bandits (QF 2009/10)
PCMT: 4-0 v Trusted By Millions (R1 2025/26)

Biggest defeats
League: 0-8 v Real Muppets (Week 6 2022/23)
FA Cup: 0-4 v Real Muppets (R1 2001/02)
PCMT: 2-7 v The CFJs (R1 2012/13)

Players of the season

2025/26 - Antoine Semenyo

2024/25 - Jamie Vardy

2023/24 - Joe Gomez

2022/23 - Nick Pope

2021/22 - Ilkay Gundogan

2020/21 - Nick Pope

2019/20 - Nick Pope
2018/19 - Ricardo Pereira
2017/18 - Nick Pope
2016/17 - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
2015/16 - Christian Fuchs
2014/15 - Mame Biram Diouf
2013/14 - Samir Nasri
2012/13 - Joey O'Brien
2011/12 - Peter Crouch
2010/11 - Samir Nasri and Maxi Rodriguez (shared)
2009/10 - Manuel Almunia
2008/09 - Manuel Almunia
2007/08 - Andy O'Brien

Previous names

York's Returning Glory (until June 2012)
Ex-Boro/Current Boro

Trusted By Millions - Team History

Manager: Beef (since 1997/98)

Honours

League
Winner: 2000/01, 2013/14, 2019/20
Runner-up: 1995/96, 1999/2000, 2005/06

FA Cup
Winner: 1995/96, 1997/98, 2003/04, 2020/21
Runner-up: 2000/01, 2002/03, 2013/14, 2022/23

PCMT
Winner: 2006/07
Runner-up: 2005/06, 2021/22

Charity Shield
Winner: 2013/14, 2023/24

Final league position (2000/01 first, most recent last)

1-4-4-4-6-2-6-6-3-3-4-2-7-1-4-10-5-8-14-1-3-4-5-4-5-8


Transfer records
Most paid: £59m for Estevao Willian (Aug 2025)
Most received: £125.4m from Liverpool for Alexander Isak (Sep 2025)

Match records

Biggest victories
League: 10-0 v Nil Satis (Week 7 2025/26)
FA Cup: 9-2 v Claymore Athletic (R1 2009/10)
PCMT: 5-1 v Boston Rock (SF 2005/06)

Biggest defeats
League: 1-7 v Elland Road Big Boys (Week 23 2001/02),  San Dimas (Week 17 2012/13) and Claymore (Week 7 2015/16)
FA Cup: 0-6 v Claymore Athletic (QF 2018/19)
PCMT: 0-6 v San Dimas (QF 2014/15)

Players of the season

2025/26 - Gianluigi Donnarumma

2024/25 - Alexander Isak

2023/24 - Alexander Isak

2022/23 - David de Gea

2021/22 - Trent Alexander-Arnold

2020/21 - Trent Alexander-Arnold

2019/20 - Gabriel Jesus
2018/19 - Trent Alexander-Arnold
2017/18 - Nicolas Otamendi
2016/17 - Gary Cahill
2015/16 - Kasper Schmeichel
2014/15 - Gary Cahill
2013/14 - Gary Cahill and Steven Gerrard (shared)
2012/13 - David de Gea
2011/12 - David de Gea
2010/11 - Robert Huth
2009/10 - Fernando Torres
2008/09 - Jamie Carragher
2007/08 - Fernando Torres

Previous names

Rivermill Bassett/Bold River United (until 1997/98)

The Fabulous Artisans - Team History

Manager: Ben W (since Jul 2008)

Honours

League
Winner: 2025/26
 Runner-up: 1994/95, 2016/17, 2020/21, 2021/22, 2023/24

FA Cup
Winner: 2022/23

Runner-up: 2005/06, 2017/18

PCMT
Winner: 2011/12
Runner-up: 2014/15

Charity Shield
Winner: 2019/20
Runner-up: 2015/16

Final league position (2000/01 first, most recent last) (bold italic text = change of manager)

17-6-8-14-13-8-3-13-7-5-6-3-8-9-11-3-2-5-6-5-2-2-3-2-6-1

Transfer records
Most paid: £61m for Florian Wirtz (Aug 2025)
Most received: £54.9m from Manchester United for Mason Mount (Jul 2023)

Match records

Biggest victories
League: 6-0 v Mega Buck Bandits (Week 18 2008/09)
FA Cup: 7-1 v Garth Crooks' Team of the Week (R1 2024/25)
PCMT: 4-0 v Real Muppets (F 2011/12)

Biggest defeats
League: 1-9 v Fred West LG XI (Week 12 2010/11)
FA Cup: 1-6 v The Wateringhole Society (SF 2024/25)
PCMT: 3-9 v The CFJs (SF 2013/14)

Players of the season

2025/26 - Ricardo Calafiori

2024/25 - Marc Guehi

2023/24 - Jarrod Bowen

2022/23 - Martin Odegaard

2021/22 - Mason Mount

2020/21 - Kyle Walker

2019/20 - Kyle Walker
2018/19 - Kyle Walker
2017/18 - Kyle Walker
2016/17 - Christian Benteke and Patrick van Aanholt (shared)
2015/16 - Matteo Darmian
2014/15 - Leighton Baines
2013/14 - Martin Skrtel
2012/13 - Christian Benteke and Asmir Begovic (shared)
2011/12 - Mario Balotelli
2010/11 - Martin Skrtel
2009/10 - Richard Dunne
2008/09 - Phil Jagielka and Leighton Baines (shared)
2007/08 - Richard Dunne

Previous names

Spontaneously Combusting Pygmy Marmosets (2007/8)
Prettier Than You (until May 2007)
Bags Boys (until 2000/01)

The Wateringhole Society - Team History

Manager: Kiran (since June 2015)

Honours

League Championship

Winner: 2021/22

FA Cup
Winner: 2024/25

Runner-up: 1999/2000

PCMT

Runner-up: 2025/2026

Charity Shield
Winner: 2012/13, 2024/25
Runner-up: 2014/15, 2020/21

Final league position (2000/01 first, most recent last) (bold italic text = change of manager)

4-12-9-8-7-12-15-10-9-14-10-11-11-14-14-12-15-16-5-11-6-1-4-5-4-5

Transfer records
Most paid: £70m for Hugo Ekitike (Aug 2025)
Most received: £51.4m from Chelsea for Pedro Neto (Aug 2024)

Match records

Biggest victories
League: 9-0 v Fred West LG XI (Week 1 2020/21)
FA Cup: 6-1 v Fabulous Artisans (SF 2024/25)
PCMT: 3-0 v Bassett Allsorts (R1 2010/11)

Biggest defeats
League: 1-9 v The CFJs (Week 19 2010/11)
FA Cup: 2-9 v Boston Rock (R1 2010/11)
PCMT: 1-5 v Aardvark Abacus (SF 2005/06)

Players of the season

2025/26 - Wiliam Saliba

2024/25 - Wiliam Saliba

2023/24 - Wiliam Saliba

2022/23 - Ivan Toney

2021/22 - Ruben Dias

2020/21 - Ruben Dias

2019/20 - Raul Jimenez
2018/19 - Nathan Ake
2017/18 - Marcus Rashford
2016/17 - Michael Keane
2015/16 - Joe Hart
2014/15 - Joe Hart
2013/14 - Rickie Lambert
2012/13 - Joe Hart
2011/12 - Joe Hart
2010/11 - Joe Hart
2009/10 - Stephen Warnock
2008/09 - Paul Konchesky
2007/08 - David James

Previous names

The Dead Parrots (until June 2015)
Elland Road Big Boys (until 2003/04)
Anfield Schoolboys (until 1999/2000)

The Cow-Faced Juniors - Team History

Managers: Chris (since Aug 2007), Luc and Noah (Sep 2015)
Ground: The Cow Shed (Milk Churn Lane)

Honours

League
Winner: 2002/03, 2012/13, 2017/18

Runner-up: 2022/23, 2024/25

FA Cup
Runner-up: 2008/09, 2009/10, 2012/13, 2016/17, 2018/19, 2019/20

PCMT
Winner: 2001/2002, 2002/03, 2012/13, 2013/14, 2025/26
Runner-up: 1999/2000

Charity Shield
Winner: 2015/16, 2017/18

Final league position (2000/01 first, most recent last) (Bold italic = change of manager)

13-5-1-10-16-7-13-3-4-7-7-5-1-3-9-5-4-1-11-13-5-5-2-3-2-4


Transfer records
Most paid: £89m for Viktor Gyokeres (Aug 2025)
Most received: £85.3m from Real Madrid for Gareth Bale (Sep 2013)

Match records

Biggest victories
League: 9-1 v The The Dead Parrots (Week 19 2010/11)
FA Cup: 6-0 v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum (QF 2009/10)
PCMT: 9-3 v Fabulous Artisans (SF 2013/14)

Biggest defeats
League: 1-9 v 22 Legged Groove Machine (Week 18 2000/01)
FA Cup: 0-4 v Mega Buck Bandits (R1 2004/05)
PCMT: 1-5 v Aardvark Abacus (SF 2008/09)

Players of the Season

2025/26 - Gabriel

2024/25 - Yoane Wissa

2023/24 - Gabriel

2022/23 - Gabriel

2021/22 - Gabriel

2020/21 - Edouard Mendy

2019/20 - Tammy Abraham
2018/19 - Aymeric Laporte
2017/18 - Shkodran Mustafi
2016/17 - Alexis Sanchez
2015/16 - Virgil van Dijk
2014/15 - Graziano Pelle and Alexis Sanchez (shared)
2013/14 - Luis Suarez
2012/13 - Luis Suarez
2011/12 - Gareth Bale
2010/11 - Gareth Bale
2009/10 - Chris Samba
2008/09 - Edwin van der Sar
2007/08 - Edwin van der Sar

Previous names

Eleven Imaginary Boys (until Aug 2008)
Kylie Bumcheeks (until Aug 2005)
Init2Winit (2000/01)
Zanfar Rovers/Woodchester Rovers (until 2000/01)

San Dimas High School - Team History

Manager: Peej (since start)
Ground: Tesco Car Park Stadium

Honours

League
Winner: 1997/98

FA Cup
Winner: 2001/02, 2004/05, 2010/11, 2025/26

Runner-up: 2020/21, 2024/25

PCMT
Winner: 2014/15, 2015/16, 2018/19
Runner-up: 2001/02, 2004/05, 2012/13

Charity Shield

Winner: 2020/21, 2022/23

Final league position (2000/01 first, most recent last)

3-3-14-3-4-5-8-7-14-13-9-7-9-6-5-7-8-7-8-8-13-8-9-9-8-11

Transfer records
Most paid: £62m for Josko Gvardiol (Sep 2023) 
Most received: £99.8m from Chelsea for Moises Caicedo (Aug 2023)

Match records

Biggest victories
League: 8-0 v Prettier Than You (Week 1 2001/02)
FA Cup: 6-1 v Claymore Athletic (F 2004/05)
PCMT: 8-1 v Aardvark Abacus (SF 2015/16)

Biggest defeats
League: 1-8 v Boston Rock (Week 22 2007/08)
FA Cup: 0-3 v Fred West LG XI (QF 2007/08)
PCMT: 1-5 v Boston Rock (QF 2005/06)

Players of the season

2025/26 - Sepp van den Berg

2024/25 - Josko Gvardiol

2023/24 - Dan Burn

2022/23 - Emiliano Martinez

2021/22 - Antonio Rudiger

2020/21 - Joao Cancelo

2019/20 - John Lundstram
2018/19 - Antonio Rudiger
2017/18 - Romelu Lukaku
2016/17 - Romelu Lukaku
2015/16 - Jamie Vardy
2014/15 - Saido Berahino
2013/14 - Romelu Lukaku and Dejan Lovren (shared)
2012/13 - Romelu Lukaku and Rafael da Silva (shared)
2011/12 - Kyle Walker
2010/11 - Peter Odemwingie
2009/10 - Paul Scharner
2008/09 - John Terry
2007/08 - Yakubu

Previous names

Willy Shakey XI/Willy Shakey (until Aug 2001)