The WSFFL career of Harry Kane

Kane was a WSFFL one-club man - it’s just that the team has changed names a couple of times!

The striker was a pool signing by You Know Your Boston Rock FC in May 2012, but didn’t break his WSFFL duck until the 2014/15 season for FCK2. 

His first goal was a deflected last-minute free-kick in a 3-1 defeat to the Artisans in week eight then they started to flow...

2014/15 - 14 goals (all League)

2015/16 - 20 goals (19 League, 1 FA Cup)

2016/17 - 22 goals (20 League, 2 PCMT)

For Markian United

2017/18 - 26 goals (23 League, 3 FA Cup)

2018/19 - 17 goals (14 League, 1 CS, 2 FA Cup)

2019/20 - 12 goals (11 League, 1 CS)

2020/21 - 22 goals (19 League, 2 PCMT, 1 CS)

2021/22 - 12 goals (11 League, 1 FA Cup)

2022/23 - 31 goals (24 League, 4 PCMT, 3 FA Cup)

Totals 176 goals (155 League, 10 FA Cup, 8 PCMT, 3CS) (five hat-tricks in the league)

His award list is nearly as long…

Club Player of the Season - Every season since 2015/16! 

WSFFL Player of the Month (5) - March 2016, February 2017, September 2017, December 2017, March 2022

WSFFL Player of the Season (2) - 2017/18, 2020/21

WSFFL Golden Boot (2) - 2017/18, 2020/21

WSFFL Attacker of the Season (2) - 2017/18, 2020/21

WSFFL Young Player of the Season (3) - 2014/15, 2015/16, 2017/18

WSFFL £500k Player of the Season (5) - 2015/16, 2016/17, 2017/18, 2020/21, 2022/23

WSFFL Team of the Season appearances (5) - 2022/23, 2020/21, 2017/18, 2016/17, 2015/16

But 0 medals.

He leaves for £86.4m. The fifth biggest fee received by a WSFFL club* and the most ever for a striker. The previous striker record fee was £75m for Luis Suarez from the CFJs to Barcelona in July 2014.

* at the time (12 August 2023)

2023/24 Week One Results - And we're off!

Aardvark Abacus 1 v 2 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Claymore Athletic FC 0 v 1 Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits 1 v 1 YTFIB

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 1 v 4 Trusted By Millions

San Dimas High School 1 v 2 Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors 2 v 3 Wheel Madrid

The Fabulous Artisans 3 v 1 Markian United

The Wateringhole Society 1 v 3 Real Muppets

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Trusted By Millions	1	1	0	0	4	1	3	3
2	The Fabulous Artisans	1	1	0	0	3	1	2	3
3	Real Muppets	1	1	0	0	3	1	2	3
4	Wheel Madrid	1	1	0	0	3	2	1	3
5	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	1	1	0	0	2	1	1	3
6	Cheese Makers	1	1	0	0	2	1	1	3
7	Stanley and Gracie United	1	1	0	0	1	0	1	3
8	Mega Buck Bandits	1	0	1	0	1	1	0	1
9	YTFIB	1	0	1	0	1	1	0	1
10	The Cow-Faced Juniors	1	0	0	1	2	3	-1	0
11	Aardvark Abacus	1	0	0	1	1	2	-1	0
12	San Dimas High School	1	0	0	1	1	2	-1	0
13	Claymore Athletic FC	1	0	0	1	0	1	-1	0
14	Markian United	1	0	0	1	1	3	-2	0
15	The Wateringhole Society	1	0	0	1	1	3	-2	0
16	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	1	0	0	1	1	4	-3	0

Trusted are our first leaders of the season. Beef’s had trouble keeping his strikers fit in recent seasons and with Gabriel Jesus sidelined again he was relying on Ruben Diaz and Alexander Isak in his opener at Nil Satis. It went well. Sandro Tonali had given Paul S the lead on six minutes but both of the Trusted frontmen were on the scoresheet 12 minutes later. Isak latched onto a defensive mistake to make it 3-1 just before the hour and a Jeffrey Schlupp clean made it 4-1 and top of the table for Trusted. The Artisans are next best (on counters) after beating Harry Kane-less Markian 3-1. A measured volley from new signing Moussa Diaby gave Ben the lead, Eddie Nketiah’s deflected shot doubled the advantage before the break. Rodri pulled one back with 15 minutes left but Kenny Tete’s clean restored the advantage.

Erling Haaland started where he left off with a brace for Ryan in a 3-1 win at the Wateringhole. In between those goals was a strike of the season contender from Bukayo Saka for Kiran but the last score was an early clean from Jurrien Timber to complete the win.That’s the end of the Muppets good news though. Kevin De Bruyne is out for months and there are injury concerns over Timber too. Wheel Madrid came from two down to beat the CFJs 3-2. All looked good for the Cows with Odsonne Edouard adding to Yoan Wissa’s first half goal but the game shifted Paul’s way with two goals in a minute. Raphael Varane headed in on 76 minutes, Callum Wilson lifted over the keeper soon after. Varane’s clean was the winner (and has him joint top if the scoring chart!)

Champions Fred West start with a win too, 2-1 at the Aardvarks. Cristian Romero headed the Gardners ahead on 11 minutes and was subbed almost straight away with suspected concussion. Ady’s new defender Axel Disasi converted off his thigh to level before the break but it was a late breakaway goal from Taiwo Awoniyi that gave the champions the winner. Cheese Makers were also 2-1 winners, at San Dimas. Matthew’s goals came from spot kicks through Bryan Mbeumo in the first half and Joao Pedro in the second. Tyrick Mitchell’s clean for me came too late.

A late Dominic Solanke goal gave Stanley and Gracie the points against Claymore. Solanke rounded Clive’s keeper with eight minutes left to get the only goal of the game and leaves Clive’s team the only one not to trouble the scorers. Mega Bucks and YTFIB played out a 1-1 draw. Solly March headed Julian in front after 36 minutes, Carlton Morris converted an 81st minute penalty to grab Dave a point.

PCMT 1st Round draw

Ryan and Fred did the draw at the AGM/Auction last night. the names came out like this...

Cheese Makers v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Mega Buck Bandits v The Wateringhole Society

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Stanley and Gracie United

Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans

San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus

Wheel Madrid v Markian United

YTFIB v Trusted By Millions

A tough task for Ryan’s holders against the big-spending Artisans. Games to be played w/c 16 September.

2023/24 Fixture List

2023/24 WSFFL Fixture List*

League Week 1: W/C 11 August 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Claymore Athletic FC v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v YTFIB

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions

San Dimas High School v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Wheel Madrid

The Fabulous Artisans v Markian United

The Wateringhole Society v Real Muppets

League Week 2: W/C 18 August 2023

Cheese Makers v YTFIB

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Wateringhole Society

Markian United v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Real Muppets v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v Claymore Athletic FC

Stanley and Gracie United v The Fabulous Artisans

Trusted By Millions v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Wheel Madrid v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 3: W/C 25 August 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Trusted By Millions 

Claymore Athletic FC v Cheese Makers

Mega Buck Bandits v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Stanley and Gracie United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Markian United

The Fabulous Artisans v San Dimas High School

The Wateringhole Society v Wheel Madrid

YTFIB v Real Muppets

League Week 4: W/C 1 September 2023

Cheese Makers v Real Muppets

Claymore Athletic FC v The Fabulous Artisans

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v YTFIB

Markian United v Aardvark Abacus

San Dimas High School v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Stanley and Gracie United v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Trusted By Millions v The Wateringhole Society

Wheel Madrid v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 16 September 2023: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy First Round

League Week 5: W/C 23 September 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v Trusted By Millions

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Claymore Athletic FC

Real Muppets v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Cow-Faced Juniors v San Dimas High School

The Fabulous Artisans v Cheese Makers

The Wateringhole Society v Markian United

YTFIB v Wheel Madrid

League Week 6:  W/C 30 September 2023

Cheese Makers v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Markian United v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus

Stanley and Gracie United v The Wateringhole Society

The Fabulous Artisans v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Trusted By Millions v YTFIB

Wheel Madrid v Real Muppets

League Week 7:  W/C 7 October 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Claymore Athletic FC

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Wheel Madrid

Mega Buck Bandits v Stanley and Gracie United

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Cheese Makers

Real Muppets v Trusted By Millions

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Fabulous Artisans

The Wateringhole Society v San Dimas High School

YTFIB v Markian United

League Week 8: W/C 21 October 2023

Cheese Makers v Wheel Madrid

Claymore Athletic FC v The Wateringhole Society

Markian United v Real Muppets

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors

San Dimas High School v Mega Buck Bandits

Stanley and Gracie United v YTFIB

The Fabulous Artisans v Aardvark Abacus

Trusted By Millions v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

W/C 28 October 2023: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy 

and Charity Shield Quarter Finals

League Week 9: W/C 4 November 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Markian United

Mega Buck Bandits v Claymore Athletic FC

Real Muppets v Stanley and Gracie United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Cheese Makers

The Wateringhole Society v The Fabulous Artisans

Wheel Madrid v Trusted By Millions

YTFIB v San Dimas High School

League Week 10: W/C 11 November 2023

Cheese Makers v Trusted By Millions

Claymore Athletic FC v YTFIB

Markian United v Wheel Madrid

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Wateringhole Society

San Dimas High School v Real Muppets

Stanley and Gracie United v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus

The Fabulous Artisans v Mega Buck Bandits

League Week 11: W/C 25 November 2023

Aardvark Abacus v Cheese Makers

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v San Dimas High School

Mega Buck Bandits v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Real Muppets v Claymore Athletic FC

The Wateringhole Society v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Trusted By Millions v Markian United

Wheel Madrid v Stanley and Gracie United

YTFIB v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 12: W/C 2 December 2023

Aardvark Abacus v The Wateringhole Society

Cheese Makers v Markian United

Claymore Athletic FC v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v YTFIB

San Dimas High School v Wheel Madrid

Stanley and Gracie United v Trusted By Millions

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Mega Buck Bandits

The Fabulous Artisans v Real Muppets

Midweek 5/6 December: PCMT & Charity Shield SFs

League Week 13: W/C 9 December 2023

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Fabulous Artisans

Markian United v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v Aardvark Abacus

Real Muppets v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Wateringhole Society v Cheese Makers

Trusted By Millions v San Dimas High School

Wheel Madrid v Claymore Athletic FC

YTFIB v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 14: W/C 16 December 2023

Aardvark Abacus v YTFIB

Cheese Makers v Stanley and Gracie United

Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

San Dimas High School v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Real Muppets

The Fabulous Artisans v Wheel Madrid

The Wateringhole Society v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 23 December 2023: Charity Shield Final

W/C 26 December 2023: Paul Cartmell Memorial Trophy Final 

League Week 15: W/C 30 December 2023

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Markian United v Claymore Athletic FC

Mega Buck Bandits v Cheese Makers

Real Muppets v Aardvark Abacus

Stanley and Gracie United v San Dimas High School

Trusted By Millions v The Fabulous Artisans

Wheel Madrid v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

YTFIB v The Wateringhole Society

6 January 2024: FA Cup 1st Round

League Week 16 (reverse week 12): W/C 13 & 20 January 2024

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Claymore Athletic FC

Markian United v Cheese Makers

Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans

The Wateringhole Society v Aardvark Abacus

Trusted By Millions v Stanley and Gracie United

Wheel Madrid v San Dimas High School

YTFIB v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

League Week 17 (Reverse week 13): Midweek 30/31 January 2024

Aardvark Abacus v Mega Buck Bandits

Cheese Makers v The Wateringhole Society

Claymore Athletic FC v Wheel Madrid

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Real Muppets

San Dimas High School v Trusted By Millions

Stanley and Gracie United v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB

The Fabulous Artisans v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 18 (Reverse week 10): W/C 3 February 2024

Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v The Fabulous Artisans

Real Muppets v San Dimas High School

The Wateringhole Society v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Trusted By Millions v Cheese Makers

Wheel Madrid v Markian United

YTFIB v Claymore Athletic FC

League Week 19 (Reverse week 3): W/C 10 February 2024

Cheese Makers v Claymore Athletic FC

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Mega Buck Bandits

Markian United v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Real Muppets v YTFIB

San Dimas High School v The Fabulous Artisans

Stanley and Gracie United v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Trusted By Millions v Aardvark Abacus

Wheel Madrid v The Wateringhole Society

17 February 2024: FA Cup Quarter-finals

League Week 20 (Reverse week 15): W/C 24 February 2024

Aardvark Abacus v Real Muppets

Cheese Makers v Mega Buck Bandits

Claymore Athletic FC v Markian United

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Wheel Madrid

San Dimas High School v Stanley and Gracie United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

The Fabulous Artisans v Trusted By Millions 

The Wateringhole Society v YTFIB

League Week 21 (Reverse week 8): W/C 2 March 2024

Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Trusted By Millions

Mega Buck Bandits v San Dimas High School

Real Muppets v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

The Wateringhole Society v Claymore Athletic FC

Wheel Madrid v Cheese Makers

YTFIB v Stanley and Gracie United

League Week 22 (Reverse week 9): W/C 9 March 2024

Cheese Makers v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits

Markian United v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Aardvark Abacus

San Dimas High School v YTFIB

Stanley and Gracie United v Real Muppets

The Fabulous Artisans v The Wateringhole Society

Trusted By Millions v Wheel Madrid

League Week 23 (Reverse week 4): W/C 16 March 2024

Aardvark Abacus v Markian United

Mega Buck Bandits v Wheel Madrid

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v San Dimas High School

Real Muppets v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Stanley and Gracie United

The Fabulous Artisans v Claymore Athletic FC

The Wateringhole Society v Trusted By Millions

YTFIB v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 24 (Reverse week 5): W/C 30 March 2024

Cheese Makers v The Fabulous Artisans

Claymore Athletic FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Real Muppets

Markian United v The Wateringhole Society

San Dimas High School v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Stanley and Gracie United v Aardvark Abacus

Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits

Wheel Madrid v YTFIB

2-3 April 2024: FA Cup Semi-finals

League Week 25 (Reverse week 6): W/C 6 April 2024

Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Cheese Makers

Mega Buck Bandits v Markian United

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Fabulous Artisans

Real Muppets v Wheel Madrid

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Claymore Athletic FC

The Wateringhole Society v Stanley and Gracie United

YTFIB v Trusted By Millions

League Week 26 (Reverse week 7): W/C 13 April 2024

Cheese Makers v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Claymore Athletic FC v Aardvark Abacus

Markian United v YTFIB

San Dimas High School v The Wateringhole Society

Stanley and Gracie United v Mega Buck Bandits

The Fabulous Artisans v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Trusted By Millions v Real Muppets

Wheel Madrid v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 27 (Reverse week 1): W/C 20 April 2024

Cheese Makers v San Dimas High School

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Aardvark Abacus

Markian United v The Fabulous Artisans

Real Muppets v The Wateringhole Society

Stanley and Gracie United v Claymore Athletic FC

Trusted By Millions v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Wheel Madrid v The Cow-Faced Juniors

YTFIB v Mega Buck Bandits

27 April 2024: FA Cup Final

League Week 28 (Reverse week 2): W/C 4 May 2024

Aardvark Abacus v Wheel Madrid

Claymore Athletic FC v San Dimas High School

Mega Buck Bandits v Real Muppets

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Markian United

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions

The Fabulous Artisans v Stanley and Gracie United

The Wateringhole Society v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

YTFIB v Cheese Makers

League Week 29 (Reverse week 11): W/C 11 May 2024

Cheese Makers v Aardvark Abacus

Claymore Athletic FC v Real Muppets

Markian United v Trusted By Millions

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Stanley and Gracie United v Wheel Madrid

The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Wateringhole Society

The Fabulous Artisans v YTFIB

League Week 30 (Reverse week 14): W/C 19 May 2024

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 

Markian United v San Dimas High School

Mega Buck Bandits v The Wateringhole Society

Real Muppets v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Stanley and Gracie United v Cheese Makers

Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic FC

Wheel Madrid v The Fabulous Artisans

YTFIB v Aardvark Abacus

*You’d better believe it’s subject to change!

2023/24 - Opening Day Fixtures

Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

Claymore Athletic FC v Stanley and Gracie United

Mega Buck Bandits v YTFIB

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions

San Dimas High School v Cheese Makers

The Cow-Faced Juniors v Wheel Madrid

The Fabulous Artisans v Markian United

The Wateringhole Society v Real Muppets

Our champions start at old rivals the Aardvarks. Full fixture list when I get round to doing it.

2022/23 Co-Ord Round-up Part Eight - 1st-4th

1st: Fred West Landscape Gardening XI (up 11 places on last season)

Fred got the final day win to give him his highest points total and equal his own fewest defeats record. With just one defeat since league 10 he’s made it look emphatic. Taiwo Awoniyi, Bruno Fernandes and Jakub Kiwior got the goals and should all be around next year as the spine to the team. That’s four titles in the last seven seasons but he does seem to take a year off after winning which gives the rest of us some hope.

Star Player? Mohamed Salah (17 goals) for the sixth year in a row

What happened to last year's Star Player? See above

2nd: The Cow-Faced Juniors (up three)

Despite being best of the rest I got the feeling that Chris was never convinced his team were quite good enough to take the title. A 2-1 defeat to Trusted on the final day meant it was a mere five points from the last six games which backed that thought up. Question marks over Rodrigo’s future add to his forward conundrum going into the summer. 

Star Player? Gabriel (three goals, 13 cleans) made it back-to-back wins.

What happened to last year's Star Player? See above

3rd: The Fabulous Artisans (down one)

A poor run over the winter stopped Ben getting into the title shake-up. He finished with a 2-1 win at SGU to seal third (seven wins and two draws in his last nine games) and add that to his FA Cup win. Evan Ferguson looks a good signing for the future and he’ll expect to be thereabouts again.

Star Player? Martin Odegaard (14 goals) was the game's top midfielder this year.

What happened to last year's Star Player? Injury and loss of form diminished Mason Mount's impact.

4th: The Wateringhole Society (down three)

Kiran's team had an unlucky run in October/November where they scored nine times in four games and only had three points to show for it. The chase eventually ran out of steam with six defeats in the last two months. Counters for Cody Gakpo and Jan Paul van Hecke in their final day win over Nil Satis shows the boss still has an eye for a player.

Star Player? Ivan Toney (17 goals) might not win this next year.

What happened to last year's Star Player? Nine counters for Ruben Dias didn't get him close to a repeat.

2022/23 Co-Ord Round-up Part Seven - 5th-8th

5th: Trusted By Miilions (down one place on last season)

Beef's last day win saw his team finish fifth to go alongside his FA Cup final defeat. He’ll be rueing injuries to Luis Diaz, Gabriel Jesus and record-signing Alexander Isak but even with those players fit he might need a bit more to get back in the title picture.

Star Player? David de Gea (14 clean sheets, one saved penalty) wins for the first time in ten seasons.

What happened to last year's Star Player? A double-figure return from Trent Alexander-Arnold.

6th: Markian United (up eight)

Despite finishing no higher than 14th in the last four seasons Ian assured me he was after a top half finish before we got under way this season. Sixth (and two semi-finals) is a great return and ahe’ll be satisfied with his season’s work. Now for a summer trying to hang on to Harry Kane.

Star Player? For the eighth straight season was Harry Kane (31 goals).

What happened to last year's Star Player? See above.

7th: Stanley and Gracie United (same place)

Aaron fancied fourth but eventually finished five points short of that. An injury to Virgil van Dijk didn't help. Possible departures for Martial and Havertz plus a question mark over James Ward-Prowse’s future will give the SGU boss plenty to think about this summer.

Star Player? Kieran Trippier (two goals, 13 cleans) has been a great signing.

What happened to last year's Star Player? Van Dijk was not his usual authoritative self.

8th: Aardvark Abacus (up one)

Eighth place is a step up on last year for Ady but he’ll be wondering how Son Heung-min dropped from Golden Boot to just six goals all season. A Declan Rice sale would certainly top up the Aardvark war-chest ahead of next season.

Star Player? Ben White (two goals, 17 cleans) stepped up when Ady needed him.

What happened to last year's Star Player? Good question. What did happen to Son?