2026/27 Week 5 Results - SGU go top

Cheese Makers 4 v 0 Garth Crooks' Team of the Week 

Mega Buck Bandits 3 v 0 San Dimas High School 

Real Muppets 1 v 3 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Stanley and Gracie United 2 v 1 Claymore Athletic FC 

The Cow-Faced Juniors 1 v 3 YTFIB

The Fabulous Artisans 1 v 1 The Wateringhole Society 

Trusted By Millions 3 v 2 Markian United 

Wheel Madrid 2 v 2 Aardvark Abacus

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Stanley and Gracie United	5	4	0	1	13	6	7	12
2	Real Muppets	5	3	1	1	14	7	7	10
3	Mega Buck Bandits	5	3	0	2	8	5	3	9
4	Aardvark Abacus	5	2	2	1	15	12	3	8
5	Cheese Makers	5	2	2	1	11	8	3	8
6	YTFIB	5	2	2	1	10	8	2	8
7	Wheel Madrid	5	2	2	1	9	9	0	8
8	The Fabulous Artisans	5	2	2	1	7	7	0	8
9	Claymore Athletic FC	5	2	1	2	8	6	2	7
10	San Dimas High School	5	2	1	2	8	9	-1	7
11	Trusted By Millions	5	2	0	3	8	11	-3	6
12	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	5	2	0	3	8	11	-3	6
13	The Cow-Faced Juniors	5	1	2	2	10	14	-4	5
14	The Wateringhole Society	5	1	1	3	10	10	0	4
15	Garth Crooks' Team of the Week	5	1	0	4	5	9	-4	3
16	Markian United	5	1	0	4	6	18	-12	3

We have new leaders. SGU have taken over which means Aaron is on top of the pile for the first time since week 11 in the 2020/21 season. 

SGU trailed to an early Jack Rudoni penalty for Claymore but turned it round in the second half through goals from Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall and substitute Mohamed Belloumi. The Muppets drop to second after losing their unbeaten record 3-1 at home to Nil Satis. Erling Haaland scored his customary goal for Ryan to make it 1-1 on 65 minutes but two goals in five minutes, both goal of the month contenders, from Jeremy Doku and Sven Botman gave Paul the win.

Mega Buck Bandits are up to third. Yes, really! Dave’s team brushed aside San Dimas 3-0 with second half goals from Evanilson, Maxime De Cuyper and Kristoffer Ajer. Dave’s one place above Ady who was held 2-2 by the improving Wheel Madrid. The Aardvarks led 2-0 but John McGinn’s deflected shot and Lewis Dunk’s clean earned Paul a point. 

Cheese Makers are heading in the right direction after a 4-0 win over GC TotW. Fit again Joao Pedro scored twice, Bryan Mbeumo added another and Nico O’Reilly got Matthew’s clean. YTFIB are sixth after a 3-1 win at the CFJs. Clean sheets from Oliver Boscagli and Chris Richards from the bench were Julian’s difference-makers. 

The Artisans and Wateringhole drew 1-1. Riccardo Calafiori scored for Ben just after the hour, Luka Vuskovic got Kiran’s equalising clean. Markian continue to prop up the table after going down 3-2 to Trusted. It was an improved performance from ian’s team who led 2-1 after Ryan Cherki’s cute finish after 78 minutes but Dara O’Shea headed home in injury time and Marco Palestra’s clean was the winner for Beef.