Overall Table

Good batthe for third spot going on...

	The Combined WSFFL League Table
	Seasons 2001-2024
	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Aardvark Abacus	690	383	114	193	1597	1076	521	1263
2	Trusted By Millions	690	349	118	223	1521	1169	352	1165
4	Claymore Athletic FC	690	334	122	234	1570	1253	317	1124
5	The Cow-Faced Juniors (1)	690	333	122	235	1462	1193	269	1121
3	FW LG XI	690	328	134	228	1530	1202	328	1118
6	The Fabulous Artisans (2)	690	321	108	261	1324	1240	84	1071
7	Real Muppets	690	307	136	247	1398	1213	185	1057
8	Markian United (8)	690	296	124	270	1361	1264	97	1012
9	San Dimas High School	690	289	127	274	1267	1281	-14	994
10	Stanley and Gracie United (3)	690	267	119	304	1157	1323	-166	920
11	Cheese Makers (6)	690	255	134	301	1094	1251	-157	899
12	The Wateringhole Society (5)	690	249	123	318	1138	1314	-176	870
13	Mega Buck Bandits	690	232	128	330	1032	1248	-216	824
14	Wheel Madrid (4)	690	213	133	344	1018	1381	-363	772
15	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	690	203	121	366	943	1334	-391	730
16	YTFIB (7)	690	170	119	401	792	1462	-670	629
	TOTAL	11040	4529	1982	4529	20204	20204	0	15569
	(1) includes results from Kylie Bumcheeks and Eleven Imaginary Boys
	(2) includes results from Prettier Than You and SCP Marmosets
	(3) includes results from Viola's Pier, Thommo's Titans, Melwood FC
	Dynamo Kev and Athletico Phoenix, formerly Stanley Athletic FC
	(4) includes results from Short Straw Rovers and Final Fantasy XI
	(5) includes results from Elland Road Big Boys and The Dead Parrots
	(6) includes results from 22-Legged Groove Machine and Bassett Allsorts
	(7) formerly York's Returning Glory
	(8) includes results from You Know Your Boston Rock FC and FCK2

Week 30 Results - Points record for Aardvarks

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 1 v 1 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 

Markian United 3 v 1 San Dimas High School

Mega Buck Bandits 3 v 3 The Wateringhole Society 

Real Muppets 2 v 4 The Cow-Faced Juniors

Stanley and Gracie United 3 v 0 Cheese Makers 

Trusted By Millions 6 v 3 Claymore Athletic FC 

Wheel Madrid 0 v 4 The Fabulous Artisans

YTFIB 0 v 1 Aardvark Abacus 

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	Aardvark Abacus	30	23	2	5	103	50	53	71
2	The Fabulous Artisans	30	18	2	10	74	50	24	56
3	The Cow-Faced Juniors	30	17	4	9	71	61	10	55
4	Trusted By Millions	30	16	6	8	102	68	34	54
5	The Wateringhole Society	30	16	3	11	75	64	11	51
6	Stanley and Gracie United	30	16	2	12	62	57	5	50
7	Claymore Athletic FC	30	15	4	11	64	52	12	49
8	Markian United	30	14	2	14	57	68	-11	44
9	San Dimas High School	30	13	4	13	67	59	8	43
10	Real Muppets	30	12	7	11	67	62	5	43
11	Mega Buck Bandits	30	10	7	13	51	58	-7	37
12	Cheese Makers	30	10	5	15	56	67	-11	35
13	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	30	9	6	15	59	72	-13	33
14	Wheel Madrid	30	5	9	16	47	80	-33	24
15	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	30	5	6	19	31	67	-36	21
16	YTFIB	30	4	5	21	31	82	-51	17

Aardvark Abacus got the win they needed (1-0 at YTFIB) to make this a multiple-record breaking season. Watkins and Son scored 31 league goals between them and Ben White was a solid presence at the back. Just one league defeat since week ten shows the level of dominance. It’s been eight years since a team has won back-to-back titles, could Ady re-set that stat next season?

Runner-up spot went to The Fabulous Artisans for the fourth time. Top until week 12 Ben’s team suffered a massive winter wobble winning just six times in the league between December and the end of April. Might need another striker to take some pressure of Nicolas Jackson if he’s finally to reach the top step.

The Cow-Faced Juniors finished in the top three for a second season running. Always on the back-foot after just four wins in the opening nine, third place seems a good return. One of the league’s best midfields but one of many teams that’ll be pursuing a goalscorer in the summer.

How on earth did Trusted By Millions miss out on a top three place? Just as prolific as the Aardvarks in the scoring department there was a duff period in early season (six without a win) that probably made the difference. At least has the Charity Shield to show for the season’s work.

The Wateringhole Society’s season was compromised from the off by Ivan Toney’s absence until January. Marcus Rashford and Cody Gakpo didn’t step up and new signing Christopher Nkunku missed much of the campaign through injury. Expect better next year.

While they were chasing second for a while Stanley and Gracie United can be content with maximising their resources to finish sixth. Dominic Solanke starred for SGU and Aaron has an excellent young player in Harry Wilson. Can he resist daft Chelsea signings this summer though?

Claymore Athletic FC were in the second place race for a while but ended seventh. It’s a big step up on last year’s bottom place for Clive. He still tinkered but at least tinkered a bit better and he’ll be hoping that big signing Rasmus Hojlund will improve after a year getting to grips with the league.

The last place in the top half went to Markian United. Ian’s team were second after week 12 but a spectacularly poor run of just one win in 12 league games put an end to a high finish. It was always going to be difficult to replace Harry Kane, Darwin Nunez has not looked the man to do that yet.

San Dimas High School were doing their best work in the last couple of months and finished ninth for the second season running when Havertz and Gvardiol started to click. My team are definitely another in the market for a 15 goals+ a season striker but they don’t grow on trees.

An FA Cup win, beaten in the PCMT Final, Phil Foden, Erling Haaland, De Bruyne, Ederson - yet only tenth place for Real Muppets, for the third season running. Ryan will be having a close look at the missing pieces of his jigsaw and see what it takes to get him back in the upper reaches of the table.

Mega Buck Bandits finished 11th. As Dave has only finished in the top half once in 16 seasons this isn’t too much of a surprise. There will be a question mark over the future of Carlton Morris and Dave can’t rely on Michail Antonio like he used to.

Cheese Makers were in fourth after week nine but fell away badly after that. Bryan Mbeumo’s injury played a part in Matthew’s slide while he missed Tyrone Mings and Manor Solomon for practically the whole season. Still one or two players away from where he wants to be.

It was a familiar pattern for Fred West Landscape Gardening XI. Over the last six seasons the year after winning the title is followed by a fallow year. Bruno Fernandes and Morgan Gibbs-White did their best but there are signs of Mo Salah slowing down. A rebuild beckons.

Wheel Madrid will care less than most about their league position after winning their first trophy, the PCMT. Paul’s team picked up after that cup win (with only 6 points from the first half of the season that wasn’t too difficult) and will have hopes of a better showing next season.

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum were another team who made a shocking start, just five points at the mid-point of the season. Lost just once out of the last seven games to avoid the wooden spoon. Paul S isn’t going to change so watch out for those Everton signings again.

And then we come to YTFIB. No team has finished bottom more than Julian’s but that looked a long shot after 12 weeks when they were sat on 15 points in twelfth. Only two more points followed all season. Is this the worst run ever? Can I be bothered to find out?