WSFFL Top Transfer Fees Received (updated Sep 2026)

The league's biggest deals... The top 50 anyway. It was getting a bit unmanageable!  (I'm guessing a little bit as our records aren't complete but I think this is a fair stab and we don't pay add-ons)

£125.4m - Alexander Isak from Trusted By Millions to Liverpool (Sep 2025)

£124.3m - Enzo Fernandez from Stanley and Gracie United (Sep 2026)

£115.7m - Elliott Anderson from Trusted By Millions to Manchester City (Jul 2026)

£108m - Phillippe Coutinho from Mega Buck Bandits to Barcelona (Jan 2018)

£105.75m - Jack Grealish from Wheel Madrid to Manchester City (Aug 2021)

£100.1m - Declan Rice from Aardvark Abacus to Arsenal (Jul 2023)

£99.8m - Moises Caicedo from San Dimas to Chelsea (Aug 2023)
£90m - Eden Hazard from Fred West LG XI to Real Madrid (Jun 2019)

£86.4m - Harry Kane from Markian United to Bayern Munich (Aug 2023)
£85.3m - Gareth Bale from The Cow-Faced Juniors to Real Madrid (Sep 2013)

£84.8m - Mateus Fernandes from Claymore Athletic FC to Tottenham (Jul 2026)
£80m - Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Muppets to Real Madrid (Jul 2009)
£75m - Virgil van Dijk from The Cow-Faced Juniors to Liverpool (Jan 2018)
£75m - Luis Suarez from The Cow-Faced Juniors to Barcelona (Jul 2014)

£68.6m - Anthony Gordon from Cheese Makers to Barcelona (Jul 2026)

£65.9m - Carlos Baleba from GC TotW to Manchester United (Aug 2026)

£64.4m - Jhon Duran from Aardvark Abacus to Al-Nassr (Feb 2025)

£64.2m - Julian Alvarez from Cheese Makers to Atletico Madrid (Aug 2024)

£61.02m - Riyad Mahrez from Athletico Phoenix to Manchester City (Jul 2018)

£60.5m - Luis Diaz from Trusted By Millions to Bayern Munich (Jul 2025)

£60.2m - Gabriel Martinelli from GC TotW to Al-HIlal (Sep 2026)

£60.2m - Kai Havertz from Stanley and Gracie to Arsenal (Jul 2023)

£60m - Iliman N'Diaye from Real Muppets to Manchester City (Sep 2026)
£60m - Oscar from Nil Satis to Shanghai SiPG (Jan 2017)
£59.4m - Diego Costa from Athletico Phoenix to Atletico Madrid (Jan 2018)

£58.77m - Marc Cucurella from Markian United to Chelsea (Aug 2022)
£58.5m - Romelu Lukaku from San Dimas to Inter Milan (Aug 2019)

£55.1m - Crysencio Summerville from San Dimas to Al-Hilal (July 2026)

£55.1m - Mohammed Kudus from The Cow-Faced Juniors to Tottenham (Jul 2025)

£54.9m - Mason Mount from The Fabulous Artisans to Manchester United (Jul 2023)

£54.4m - Illyia Zabarnyi from Real Muppets to PSG (Aug 2025)

£53.5m - Dean Huijsen from The Cow-Faced Juniors to Real Madrid (Jul 2025)

£53.1m - Matheus Nunes from Claymore Athletic FC to Manchester City (Sep 2023)

£52.3m - Tijjani Reijnders from Cheese Makers to Al-Qadsiah (Aug 2026)

£52.2m - Richarlison from Trusted By Millions to Tottenham (Jul 2022)

£52.2m - Raphinha from Trusted By Millions to Barcelona (Jul 2022)

£51.4m - Pedro Neto from The Wateringhole Society to Chelsea (Jul 2024)

£51.3m - Rodri from Markian United to Barceloan (Aug 2026)

£50.58m - Raheem Sterling from Real Muppets to Chelsea (Jul 2022)

£50.5m - Moussa Diaby from The Fabulous Artisans to Al-Ittihad (Jul 2024)
£50.4m - Alvaro Morata from The Cow-Faced Juniors to Atletico Madrid(Jul 2020)

£50m - Ollie Watkins from Aardvark Abacus to Al-Hilal (Aug 2026)

£50m - Amadou Onana from Claymore Athletic FC to Aston Villa (Jul 2024)

£50m - David Luiz from Claymore Athletic FC to Barcelona (Jul 2014)
£50m - Fernando Torres from Trusted By Millions to Chelsea (Jan 2011)

£49.5m - Ferran Torres from Fred West LG XI to Barcelona (Jan 2022)
£49.5m - Aaron Wan-Bissaka from Claymore to Manchester United (Jun 2019)

£48m - Nico Gonzalez from  The Fabulous Artisans to Newcasrle (Aug 2026)

£48m - Andrey Santos from Stanley and Gracie to Manchester United (Jul 2026)
£47.5m - John Stones from Nil Satis to Manchester City (Aug 2016)

£47.3m - Ruben Neves from Mega Buck Bandits to Al-Hilal (July 2023)

Week 2 Results

Five teams make it two wins out of two. Five make it none out of two.

Final Fantasy XI 2 v 0 Trusted By Millions
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI 2 v 5 Athletico Phoenix
Mega Buck Bandits 0 v 2 Claymore Athletic FC
Real Muppets 3 v 2 Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
San Dimas High School 1 v 0 Aardvark Abacus
The Cheese Makers 4 v 0 You Know Your Boston Rock FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors 2 v 1 The Dead Parrots
The Fabulous Artisans 3 v 0 YTFIB

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	Pts
1	The Cow-Faced Juniors	2	2	0	0	7	1	6	6
2	Final Fantasy XI	2	2	0	0	5	1	4	6
3	The Fabulous Artisans	2	2	0	0	4	0	4	6
4	Claymore Athletic FC	2	2	0	0	6	3	3	6
5	Real Muppets	2	2	0	0	5	2	3	6
6	Aardvark Abacus	2	1	0	1	5	1	4	3
7	You Know Your Boston Rock FC	2	1	0	1	8	5	3	3
8	Athletico Phoenix	2	1	0	1	5	3	2	3
9	The Cheese Makers	2	1	0	1	5	3	2	3
10	San Dimas High School	2	1	0	1	4	4	0	3
11	The Dead Parrots	2	1	0	1	3	3	0	3
12	Mega Buck Bandits	2	0	0	2	1	4	-3	0
13	Trusted By Millions	2	0	0	2	0	4	-4	0
14	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	2	0	0	2	2	8	-6	0
15	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	2	0	0	2	2	10	-8	0
16	YTFIB	2	0	0	2	1	11	-10	0

I'll start with our new leaders. The CFJs finished best of all last season with seven straight wins and have carried that form into this campaign. Chris' team fell behind to a close range Damien Duff shot for the Parrots on three minutes but Michu latched on to a defensive error to square the game on the half hour. The winner came from one of last year's CFJ heroes, Danny Graham forcing in from six yards. If it's no surprise that the CFJs are top then you might have to look twice to make sure it's Final Fantasy's name in second. After seeing off the Cheese Makers last week Ceri's team followed up with a win over last season's runners-up. Final Fantasy were ahead on 20 minutes when Angel Rangel's cross-shot was blundered in by the Trusted 'keeper and Yaya Toure doubled the mead on 63 minutes after being left alone in the Trusted six yard box. Beef's team are the only one without a goal to their name this season.

The Artisans had a good tilt at the title last term and Ben is off and running again this year. His team are third after a comfortable 3-0 win over YTFIB, Martin Skrtel's unstoppable header being added to by cleans from Asmir Begovic and Kieran Gibbs. Julian has added Danny Simpson from The Cheese Makers for £6m to try to plug his leaky defence. Claymore Athletic, our reigning champions, are in the 100% club too. It was a couple of cleans, from Branislav Ivanovic and transfer-listed Jose Bosingwa, that gave Clive the win at Mega Bucks but the boss will be concerned that Wayne Rooney has joined Sergio Aguero in the treatment room. He would be without both of them until week five at the earliest.

The last of our two out of two teams are the Muppets. Ryan's team trailed twice to Nil Satis and had a man sent off for the second week running but a debut goal from Shinji Kagawa and a Carlos Tevez effort with 10 minutes left set up Ashley Cole for the winning clean. Tevez is looking like the player who was the league's top-scoring striker for two years running. Aardvark Abacus are sixth after Ady's team were edged out 1-0 by San Dimas. The only goal came just before the break from a towering back-post header from 5ft 8in Rafael. Despite this win my team dropped a place in the table. Work that out! Has this game got it in for me or what?

I'm sure Sheriff wasn't getting carried away but our week one leaders are down to seventh after a crushing 4-0 defeat at Rock Gardens, the new home of the Cheese Makers. Matthew's team opened the scoring with Marouane Fellaini's header and Franci di Santo and Benoit Assou-Ekotto added rare strikes before Andy Wilkinson finished things with a clean. Fred's been having a bit of a sort-out with his team but he's still got work to do judging by his second straight heavy defeat. The game against Athletico Phoenix was level at the break. Robin van Persie had opened his season's account and Bobby Zamora had made it two for the Phoenix while top buy at the August auction Eden Hazard an Fernando Torres had replied for Fred. The game turned on Nemanja Vidic's flukey, flying heeled own goal on 64 minutes and Brian cruised to victory from there.

San Dimas sign Kaka (not that one)

San Dimas High School have signed Swedish youngster Alex Kacaniklic from Fulham for 500k.

The San Dimas scouts have seen him play a couple of times and reported that "he looks like he might be good".

Leaving the Saints squad is keeper Craig Gordon.

Week 1 Results

Some big scores this week...  

Aardvark Abacus 5 v 0 Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Athletico Phoenix 0 v 1 The Fabulous Artisans
Claymore Athletic FC 4 v 3 San Dimas High School
Final Fantasy XI 3 v 1 The Cheese Makers
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 0 v 5 The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Dead Parrots 2 v 1 Mega Buck Bandits
Trusted By Millions 0 v 2 Real Muppets
YTFIB 1 v 8 You Know Your Boston Rock FC

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	Diff	CC	SP	Pts
1	You Know Your Boston Rock FC	1	1	0	0	8	1	7	0	0	3
2	Aardvark Abacus	1	1	0	0	5	0	5	0	0	3
3	The Cow-Faced Juniors	1	1	0	0	5	0	5	2	1	3
4	Final Fantasy XI	1	1	0	0	3	1	2	1	0	3
5	Real Muppets	1	1	0	0	2	0	2	2	1	3
6	Claymore Athletic FC	1	1	0	0	4	3	1	2	0	3
7	The Dead Parrots	1	1	0	0	2	1	1	1	0	3
8	The Fabulous Artisans	1	1	0	0	1	0	1	1	0	3
9	San Dimas High School	1	0	0	1	3	4	-1	2	0	0
10	Mega Buck Bandits	1	0	0	1	1	2	-1	1	0	0
11	Athletico Phoenix	1	0	0	1	0	1	-1	1	0	0
12	The Cheese Makers	1	0	0	1	1	3	-2	1	0	0
13	Trusted By Millions	1	0	0	1	0	2	-2	2	0	0
14	Fred West Landscape Gardening XI	1	0	0	1	0	5	-5	0	0	0
15	Nil Satis Nisi Optimum	1	0	0	1	0	5	-5	2	0	0
16	YTFIB	1	0	0	1	1	8	-7	0	0	0

As it's the first week of the season the report this week will take the shape of a list of firsts.

First goal - came from 2010/11 Player of the Season Branislav Ivanovic for Claymore on two minutes. San Dimas later led 3-2 but cleans from Ivanovic and David Luiz set the champions off with a win.
First rout - Boston Rock equalled their biggest ever league win, stuffing YTFIB 8-1 and are top of our fledgling table. Julian's previous biggest defeat was 7-0 to the same opponents in week 16 last season.
First blank - Fred West LG XI are the first team to record no goals and no cleans this season. Their opponents, Aardvark Abacus, left it late with a 90th minute goal and then four cleans to give Fred pain.
First brace - Was from the CFJs' Michu and a minute later Mladen Petric bagged his second for Chris in the win over Nil Satis. Kelvin Davis saved the first penalty of the season and all seven of Chris' contributions came from new signings.
First red card - Was Danny Agger of the Muppets. Conversely to Chris, Ryan named a side from last season, all 15 still being at the club, and despite Agger's red card finished 2-0 winners at last season's runners-up, Trusted.
First game entirely settled by cleans - Was the Artisans 1-0 win over Athletico Phoenix. Kieran Gibbs is credited with the winner, can he stay fit for more than a few weeks?
First goal for Rickie Lambert - Turned out to be the decider as the Parrots beat Mega Bucks 2-1. Will Lambert be a bargain at £10m or a flash in the pan? We shall see.
First game where I can't think of any firsts - Final Fantasy defeating the Cheese Makers 3-1. Shane Long missed a penalty for Matthew that would have put his side ahead and Ceri closed it out with a couple of cleans.

Paul Cartmel Memorial Trophy - 1st Round draw

At Monday's AGM the draw was made for the first round of the Paul Cartmel Memorial Trophy.

Holders The Fabulous Artisans will be confident of making progress against Mega Bucks but the tie of the round throws Boston Rock and the Aardvarks, the two most trophied teams in the league's history, together.

Final Fantasy XI v Athletico Phoenix
Mega Buck Bandits v The Fabulous Artisans
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Fred West LG XI
Real Muppets v San Dimas High School
The Cheese Makers v Claymore Athletic FC
The Dead Parrots v Trusted By Millions
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Aardvark Abacus
YTFIB v The Cow-Faced Juniors

Games to be played w/c 29 September.

Welbeck makes San Dimas switch (and Evra leaves Fred too)

Danny Welbeck has left Fred West Landscape Gardening XI to join San Dimas High School in a club record deal.

Saints manager Peej forked out £19m for the Manchester-born England international and he'll be leading the line at Tesco Car Park Stadium.

Fred will be running the rule over the auction list and looking to see where the money can be invested to get the 2010/11 champions back in this year's title race.

(Update 12 August)

Patrice Evra has become the second high-profile player to leave Fred West in the last 24 hours. The French defender has made a £10m move to Athletico Phoenix.

Brian's team made a great run at the title last season but became over-reliant on Robin van Persie so this could be a shrewd signing by the Kingham Park club.

WSFFL Provisional Fixture List 2012/13

League Week 1: W/C 18 August 2012

Aardvark Abacus v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Athletico Phoenix v The Fabulous Artisans
Claymore Athletic FC v San Dimas High School
Final Fantasy XI v The Cheese Makers
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Dead Parrots v Mega Buck Bandits
Trusted By Millions v Real Muppets
YTFIB v You Know Your Boston Rock FC

League Week 2: W/C 25 August 2012

Final Fantasy XI v Trusted By Millions
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Athletico Phoenix
Mega Buck Bandits v Claymore Athletic FC
Real Muppets v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
San Dimas High School v Aardvark Abacus
The Cheese Makers v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Dead Parrots
The Fabulous Artisans v YTFIB

League Week 3: W/C 1 September 2012
Aardvark Abacus v Mega Buck Bandits
Athletico Phoenix v San Dimas High School
Claymore Athletic FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Final Fantasy XI
The Dead Parrots v Real Muppets
Trusted By Millions v The Cheese Makers
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v The Fabulous Artisans
YTFIB v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 4: W/C 15 September 2012
Final Fantasy XI v The Dead Parrots

Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Mega Buck Bandits v Athletico Phoenix
Real Muppets v Claymore Athletic FC
San Dimas High School v YTFIB
The Cheese Makers v The Fabulous Artisans
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Aardvark Abacus
Trusted By Millions v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

League Week 5: W/C 22 September 2012

Aardvark Abacus v Real Muppets
Athletico Phoenix v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Claymore Athletic FC v Final Fantasy XI
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Cheese Makers
The Dead Parrots v Trusted By Millions
The Fabulous Artisans v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v San Dimas High School
YTFIB v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 29 September: WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup First Round

League Week 6: W/C 6 October 2012

Final Fantasy XI v Aardvark Abacus
Mega Buck Bandits v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Dead Parrots
Real Muppets v Athletico Phoenix
San Dimas High School v The Fabulous Artisans
The Cheese Makers v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Cow-Faced Juniors v YTFIB
Trusted By Millions v Claymore Athletic FC

League Week 7: W/C 20 October 2012

Aardvark Abacus v Trusted By Millions
Athletico Phoenix v Final Fantasy XI
Claymore Athletic FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v San Dimas High School
The Dead Parrots v The Cheese Makers
The Fabulous Artisans v Mega Buck Bandits
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v The Cow-Faced Juniors
YTFIB v Real Muppets

League Week 8: W/C 27 October 2012
Final Fantasy XI v YTFIB
Mega Buck Bandits v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Aardvark Abacus
Real Muppets v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
The Cheese Makers v San Dimas High School
The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Fabulous Artisans
The Dead Parrots v Claymore Athletic FC
Trusted By Millions v Athletico Phoenix

W/C 3 November:
WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup and Charity Shield Quarter Finals
League Week 9: W/C 10 November 2012

Aardvark Abacus v The Dead Parrots
Athletico Phoenix v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Claymore Athletic FC v The Cheese Makers
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors
San Dimas High School v Mega Buck Bandits
The Fabulous Artisans v Real Muppets
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Final Fantasy XI
YTFIB v Trusted By Millions

League Week 10: W/C 17 November 2012
Claymore Athletic FC v Aardvark Abacus
Final Fantasy XI v The Fabulous Artisans
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v YTFIB
Real Muppets v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Cheese Makers v Mega Buck Bandits
The Cow-Faced Juniors v San Dimas High School
The Dead Parrots v Athletico Phoenix
Trusted By Millions v You Know Your Boston Rock FC

League Week 11: W/C 24 November 2012
Aardvark Abacus v The Cheese Makers
Athletico Phoenix v Claymore Athletic FC
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Final Fantasy XI
Mega Buck Bandits v The Cow-Faced Juniors
San Dimas High School v Real Muppets
The Fabulous Artisans v Trusted By Millions
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
YTFIB v The Dead Parrots

Midweek 27&28 November:
WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup and Charity Shield Semi Finals

League Week 12: W/C 1 December 2012
Aardvark Abacus v Athletico Phoenix
Claymore Athletic FC v YTFIB
Final Fantasy XI v San Dimas High School
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v The Fabulous Artisans
Real Muppets v Mega Buck Bandits

The Cheese Makers v The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Dead Parrots v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Trusted By Millions v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI

League Week 13: W/C 8 December 2012

Athletico Phoenix v The Cheese Makers
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Mega Buck Bandits v Final Fantasy XI
San Dimas High School v Trusted By Millions
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Real Muppets
The Fabulous Artisans v The Dead Parrots
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Claymore Athletic FC
YTFIB v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 14: W/C 15 December 2012
Aardvark Abacus v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Athletico Phoenix v YTFIB
Claymore Athletic FC v The Fabulous Artisans
Final Fantasy XI v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v San Dimas High School
The Cheese Makers v Real Muppets
The Dead Parrots v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Trusted By Millions v Mega Buck Bandits

W/C 22 December: Charity Shield Final

26 December: WSFFL Paul Cartmell Memorial Cup Final

League Week 15: W/C 29 December 2012
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Claymore Athletic FC
Mega Buck Bandits v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Real Muppets v Final Fantasy XI
San Dimas High School v The Dead Parrots
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Trusted By Millions
The Fabulous Artisans v Aardvark Abacus
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Athletico Phoenix
YTFIB v The Cheese Makers

League Week 16 (Reverse week 12): W/C 1 January 2013
Athletico Phoenix v Aardvark Abacus
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Trusted By Millions
Mega Buck Bandits v Real Muppets
San Dimas High School v Final Fantasy XI
The Cow-Faced Juniors v The Cheese Makers
The Fabulous Artisans v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v The Dead Parrots
YTFIB v Claymore Athletic FC

W/C 5 January 2013: WSFFL FA Cup First Round

League Week 17 (Reverse week 13): W/C 12 January 2013
Aardvark Abacus v YTFIB
Claymore Athletic FC v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Final Fantasy XI v Mega Buck Bandits
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Real Muppets v The Cow-Faced Juniors

The Cheese Makers v Athletico Phoenix
The Dead Parrots v The Fabulous Artisans
Trusted By Millions v San Dimas High School

League Week 18 (Reverse week 10):  W/C 19 January 2013
Aardvark Abacus v Claymore Athletic FC
Athletico Phoenix v The Dead Parrots
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Real Muppets
Mega Buck Bandits v The Cheese Makers
San Dimas High School v The Cow-Faced Juniors
The Fabulous Artisans v Final Fantasy XI
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Trusted By Millions
YTFIB v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Midweek 29/30 January: WSFFL FA Cup Quarter Finals

League Week 19 (Reverse week 3): W/C 2 February 2013
Final Fantasy XI v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v YTFIB
Mega Buck Bandits v Aardvark Abacus
Real Muppets v The Dead Parrots
San Dimas High School v Athletico Phoenix

The Cheese Makers v Trusted By Millions
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Claymore Athletic FC
The Fabulous Artisans v You Know Your Boston Rock FC

League Week 20 (Reverse week 15): W/C 9 February 2013
Aardvark Abacus v The Fabulous Artisans
Athletico Phoenix v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Claymore Athletic FC v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Final Fantasy XI v Real Muppets
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Mega Buck Bandits

The Cheese Makers v YTFIB
The Dead Parrots v San Dimas High School
Trusted By Millions v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 21 (Reverse week 8): W/C 23 February 2013
Aardvark Abacus v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Athletico Phoenix v Trusted By Millions
Claymore Athletic FC v The Dead Parrots
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Mega Buck Bandits

San Dimas High School v The Cheese Makers
The Fabulous Artisans v The Cow-Faced Juniors
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Real Muppets
YTFIB v Final Fantasy XI

League Week 22 (Reverse week 9): W/C 2 March 2013
Final Fantasy XI v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Mega Buck Bandits v San Dimas High School
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Athletico Phoenix
Real Muppets v The Fabulous Artisans
The Cheese Makers v Claymore Athletic FC
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Dead Parrots v Aardvark Abacus
Trusted By Millions v YTFIB

W/C 9 March: WSFFL FA Cup Semi Finals

League Week 23 (Reverse week 4): W/C 16 March 2013
Aardvark Abacus v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Athletico Phoenix v Mega Buck Bandits
Claymore Athletic FC v Real Muppets
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Trusted By Millions
The Dead Parrots v Final Fantasy XI
The Fabulous Artisans v The Cheese Makers
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
YTFIB v San Dimas High School

League Week 24 (Reverse week 5): W/C 30 March 2013
Final Fantasy XI v Claymore Athletic FC
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Fabulous Artisans
Mega Buck Bandits v YTFIB
Real Muppets v Aardvark Abacus
San Dimas High School v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
The Cheese Makers v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Athletico Phoenix
Trusted By Millions v The Dead Parrots

League Week 25 (Reverse week 6): W/C 6 April 2013
Aardvark Abacus v Final Fantasy XI
Athletico Phoenix v Real Muppets
Claymore Athletic FC v Trusted By Millions
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Cheese Makers
The Dead Parrots v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Fabulous Artisans v San Dimas High School
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Mega Buck Bandits
YTFIB v The Cow-Faced Juniors

League Week 26 (Reverse week 7): W/C 13 April 2013
Final Fantasy XI v Athletico Phoenix
Mega Buck Bandits v The Fabulous Artisans
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Claymore Athletic FC
Real Muppets v YTFIB
San Dimas High School v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
The Cheese Makers v The Dead Parrots
The Cow-Faced Juniors v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Trusted By Millions v Aardvark Abacus

League Week 27 (Reverse week 1): W/C 20 April 2013
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v Aardvark Abacus
Mega Buck Bandits v The Dead Parrots
Real Muppets v Trusted By Millions
San Dimas High School v Claymore Athletic FC
The Cheese Makers v Final Fantasy XI
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Fabulous Artisans v Athletico Phoenix
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v YTFIB

W/C 27 April: WSFFL FA Cup Final

League Week 28 (Reverse week 2): W/C 4 May 2013
Aardvark Abacus v San Dimas High School
Athletico Phoenix v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Claymore Athletic FC v Mega Buck Bandits
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v Real Muppets
The Dead Parrots v The Cow-Faced Juniors
Trusted By Millions v Final Fantasy XI
You Know Your Boston Rock FC v The Cheese Makers
YTFIB v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 29 (Reverse week 11): W/C 12 May 2013

Claymore Athletic FC v Athletico Phoenix
Final Fantasy XI v Fred West Landscape Gardening XI
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum v You Know Your Boston Rock FC
Real Muppets v San Dimas High School

The Cheese Makers v Aardvark Abacus
The Dead Parrots v YTFIB
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Mega Buck Bandits
Trusted By Millions v The Fabulous Artisans

League Week 30 (Reverse week 14): W/C 19 May 2013
Fred West Landscape Gardening XI v The Dead Parrots
Mega Buck Bandits v Trusted By Millions
Real Muppets v The Cheese Makers
San Dimas High School v Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
The Cow-Faced Juniors v Final Fantasy XI
The Fabulous Artisans v Claymore Athletic FC

You Know Your Boston Rock FC v Aardvark Abacus
YTFIB v Athletico Phoenix